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Recent trends: I will not fuck you poet dear.

By Cameron McClure, Apr 9, 2017.

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  1. Cameron McClure

    Cameron McClure Half man, half banana Supporter

    I think you should confess to a priest
    that you wiped your cock on the curtains
    because she didn’t have a tissue.
    It doesn’t work as a poem;
    It isn’t art – that’s the issue.

    I know the blowjob was intense for you
    but posting a description devoid of irony
    suggests, braggadocio, you’d like one from me.
    I’m sorry, I’m taken; your oeuvre is mistaken.

    Orgasm by stimulating genitals with genitals
    objects, fingers, tongues and body parts
    holds a clear fascination for you. But describing
    how you practice on your own is not art at all,
    I have read better poetry on a lavatory wall.

    All holes filled. No holes barred. These
    clichés I can read in an escort ad,
    but you pad them out and hope that I ‘like’’
    am I getting old, or is this sad?
     
  2. Cameron McClure

    Cameron McClure Half man, half banana Supporter

  3. Sara Riley

    Sara Riley Well-Known Member

    Haha, this made me chuckle...a light hearted dig at overtly sexual poetry?! I have no issue with sex in poetry but I'm not particularly keen on those that are purely written for the shock factor/controversy...or the creepy ones :-/ maybe I'm too easily creeped out!
     
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  4. Cameron McClure

    Cameron McClure Half man, half banana Supporter

    Thanks Sara, I'm pretty much live and let live when it comes to poetry and simply ignore what I don't like. It just seems that on this forum in particular there is a lot of pointless (unless I'm missing it) poems that as you say seem to seek some shock value or controversy and really have just become cliches. They get a lot of reads naturally and a surprising number of likes. I'm not prudish and defend free speech, but they change the mood of a forum when you can't avoid them and if they can't be flagged in some way I think they should have a dedicated part of the board where they can be appreciated at will.
     
  5. Anna Ruiz

    Anna Ruiz I have the same religion as that tree over there. Supporter

    'nuff said.
     
  6. TrishSaunders

    TrishSaunders Member Supporter Editor

    An interesting point of view, thanks, Cameron...not interested in shock for shock's sake either. It seems juvenile.

    I love this part of your poem, "I've read better poetry on a lavatory wall."
     
  7. TrishSaunders

    TrishSaunders Member Supporter Editor

    And this line:
    I’m sorry, I’m taken; your oeuvre is mistaken.

    well done.
     
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  8. Anna Ruiz

    Anna Ruiz I have the same religion as that tree over there. Supporter

    Live and let live? I'm afraid there is no such thing.  Everything in this universe comes with consequences. Said and unsaid.  Done and not done.  Thought and hidden from thought by thought itself.

    It's that butterfly flapping its wings...
     
  9. Anna Ruiz

    Anna Ruiz I have the same religion as that tree over there. Supporter

    I lied the poem is enough said. The commentary, icing on the cake.
     
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  10. Jay Dougherty

    Jay Dougherty Well Worn Supporter Editor

    Some fun stuff in this. I'd like to see some of those lavatory poems you cite.
     
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  11. Sara Riley

    Sara Riley Well-Known Member

    Maybe they should have a NSFW tag so that people can choose whether or not they want to read that kind of content?

    Well done on the feature :)
     
  12. Anna Ruiz

    Anna Ruiz I have the same religion as that tree over there. Supporter

    Check your private email box.  :)
     
  13. Anna Ruiz

    Anna Ruiz I have the same religion as that tree over there. Supporter

  14. Cameron McClure

    Cameron McClure Half man, half banana Supporter

    Yeah, when I heard about the missile strike I wanted to swat all those little amazonian devils! :mad:
     
  15. chris.marsden

    chris.marsden Member Supporter

    Love this :)
     
  16. Tim J Brennan

    Tim J Brennan Well-Known Member

    Any poem w/fuck in it is a Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner" around here.  

    It's like comedy. I went to watch Jerry Seinfeld last year and laughed for two hours. He didn't say it once.
     
  17. Cameron McClure

    Cameron McClure Half man, half banana Supporter

    Thanks Jay, and thanks for the feature (I assume). C
     
  18. TrishSaunders

    TrishSaunders Member Supporter Editor

    'twas me, actually, who featured.
     
  19. Cameron McClure

    Cameron McClure Half man, half banana Supporter

    All animals are vulnerable during sex. Instinctively, often sub-consciously, we are guarded in its presence. Add to that the self-monitoring for equality of attitude and protection of minors and there is a subliminal tension even when belly-laughing at innuendo or just funny stories with sexual content. The same belly laugh with Jerry was no doubt free of tension and levered more feel-good factor for your dollar. C
     
  20. Cameron McClure

    Cameron McClure Half man, half banana Supporter

    Oops, thank you Trish, I do appreciate it. C
     
  21. TrishSaunders

    TrishSaunders Member Supporter Editor

    not to worry
     
  22. Michael Ashley

    Michael Ashley Fuckwit Extraordinaire Editor

    God help us all.
     
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  23. Jay Dougherty

    Jay Dougherty Well Worn Supporter Editor

    Now that's some front-page stuff!

    :crazy:
     
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  24. Eliot Jacobson

    Eliot Jacobson Not as new to this planet as once I was Supporter Editor

    As long as you're talking about my god (the flying spaghetti monster), I agree with you.
     
  25. Michael Ashley

    Michael Ashley Fuckwit Extraordinaire Editor

    What?! The fLying spaghetti monster is a god? Where'd I sign up? :p
     
  26. Eliot Jacobson

    Eliot Jacobson Not as new to this planet as once I was Supporter Editor

    Really, Michael???

    http://www.venganza.org/
     
  27. Tim J Brennan

    Tim J Brennan Well-Known Member

    Nope. He just doesn't need it to be good.
     
  28. Eliot Jacobson

    Eliot Jacobson Not as new to this planet as once I was Supporter Editor

    Cameron, I like this a lot - weirdly, even though I totally disagree with its perspective, I also totally agree with it at the same time. My head may explode soon. Please don't write any more poems like this or else you might have to hire a cleaning crew.

    Also, I like your 5/4/5/4 formatting.

    As for your final two questions, I would argue that all possibilities TT/TF/FT/FF are on the table.
     
  29. Michael Ashley

    Michael Ashley Fuckwit Extraordinaire Editor

    Wowzers I can be a pastafarian minister for only 25 dollars. Haha
     
  30. maggie flanagan-wilkie

    maggie flanagan-wilkie Well-Known Member Supporter

    Didn't we put warnings with the title once before out of curtesy?