last night I was licking my boyfriend’s cock
& the nsa knocked on the door

“what are you doing?” they said

“I’m licking my boyfriend’s cock,”
I said

“it’s big and tasty. do u want

they disappeared

afterwards I got on the computer
& googled “how to deep throat”
& an nsa dude popped up
on my screen

“why do you want to know that?”
said the nsa dude

“because I like to be the best,” I said
“now fuck off”

in the middle of the night I woke up
smoked some pot
& went to the bathroom
someone from the nsa was in the toilet
& pushed his tongue up into my asshole

I enjoyed pissing
in his mouth

“why do u like that?” I said

“I’m with the nsa,” he said
“& I ask the questions”


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Julia Schott is affiliated with several universities, which means she sometimes uses their buildings or benches to sleep at night. She is usually homeless. She often writes poems about the imagined lives of the rich, stupid undergrads who scurry past her in the mornings.

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