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Last chance to escape Amerika before Jeff Sessions and the FBI and Neil Gorsuch and God Only Knows Who Else finish sealing the exits! BPO welcomes all such refugees! The Honeycomb of resistance groups is growing! A Shadow Government is forming underneath the skirts of Lady Liberation! One day soon, we will re-emerge and take Earth back!

What the fuck am I talking about? No one’s going anywhere without Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O’Donnell, and they’re not budging. As long as there’s air to go on, they’ll go on it: global CO2-warmed air, Korean nuclear radiation-poisoned air, bleak air. We will stay and fight! Come, Hillary and Bernie! Pick those flags up from The Puddle Trump, and roar!

Tom Riordan lives in New Jersey. He’s a retired restaurant worker and teacher, and dreams about becoming pope for his next career.

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