“So which presidential candidate are you going to vote for?” I asked Karsten.

“Donald Trump,” he said. “Donald Trump is into Nintendo. I’m into Nintendo. Are you into Nintendo?”

“Yeah,” I said. “I like Nintendo.”

“Just imagine,” he said, “an entire government agency devoted to Nintendo. Won’t that be great?”

“Wow,” I said.

Then Karsten pulled out some OG Kush, and I reached for the bong.



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