sleepwalk through life
begin foreplay with kissing
don’t know McDonald’s biggest secret
can’t make money online
cannot throw an effective punch
don’t even notice
would have traded Deuce for Reggie straight up
will have some other rifle by elk time
don’t need their cholesterol-lowering drugs
in your condition would have died by now
don’t know about insomnia
must be elated for Aaron Rodgers
won’t be able to do it
will always grant permission to a tactful request
don’t want to hear the truth
eat mushrooms safely
will tell you what you want to hear
will never see it
won’t bother to read it
have no idea who Slim Gravy and Paris Pershun are
don’t have any type of garage security
love it
have no idea where Cuba is
won’t quit
can make a decent living
will compete for the laptops and other nice stuff
are afflicted
hear “Christian Lit” and bristle
play online poker for purely social reasons
know Nancy for her role as Jo in “Facts of Life”
do want to leave a mark.



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Tom Riordan lives in New Jersey. He’s a retired restaurant worker and teacher, and dreams about becoming pope for his next career.

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