Don’t go all turtle on me here, but
did you know there was a time when people
actually had sex just because they got the itch.
They frolicked in the thermal pools for fun,
and did it in the dirt because it felt fantastic, but
some uptight ass had to come along
and fuck up the equilibrium by formulating
some radical new concept called romantic love
that had young people drinking hemlock
in the painful wake of its passing.
Too many others used it as a convenience,
a way of satisfying their own grasping
desires, and overnight, pussy went from
pleasant pleasure to a tradable commodity;
food, furs, bigger, better, bullshit.
You can bet your burro that whoever
came up with that sorry idea had already
cornered the market on glitter and just
needed an outlet. The river of life is always
slowed by a logjam of self-serving fools.
I don’t know what I don’t know, but what
I do know is that life should have been
formulated on the principle of a cat’s litter box:
Just scoop the shit out and start over again.