She was dead serious:
the HIV test wasn't enough.
She also demanded
a sex-doping screen—
not just Viagra
but those pills
you buy online from Mexico
or over the counter at 7-11
that the Olympic medalist
got busted for—
then   maybe
she would sleep with me.
I promised her
that once we got in bed
she'd have no doubt
that I was un-enhanced.

Good grief man! Pure filth as usual!

Roger

Thanks, Roger. I can't help it, my society is sending me mixed messages. I was reading about that poor guy in the paper, the Gold Medal sprinter who cleared himself from illegal athletic doping by pleading innocent sexual doping! Tom

Funny!

Thanks for looking in, Rick. Glad you enjoyed! Tom

you dog!  tom very funny, and the title fits the panel well.  good look with the lie detector, remember it's not a lie if you believe it.  lawrence

Lawrence, thanks. Someone's got to write about it - 50 million guys can't be right - or can't be wrong, I forget which. Tom

I had a nice laugh at this Tom... and then at the comment above aha! Nice tight writing.

Ross, thanks for looking in and the encouraging word. Tom

Silent, thanks. A sci-fi book I'm reading now has a species who keeps insisting that humans are dead, and so won't talk to them. Maybe don't hear them saying hi, not clear yet. Tom

moving this.
pure genius,
blue,
with a v on
the backside!

title works well
with the move to
sex and the use
of performance
enhancers for
greater achievement
in sports, etc.



tiko

Tiko, thank you! Very happy you enjoyed. Tom

Tom, I have no doubt that this is autobiographical. Whether it is poetry or not, I don't know. I do know this: Dump that bitch. There are plenty of girls that are not afraid of cock. That want to be fucked. That want you to lick them. Fuck the rubbers and fuck the "vaginal dams" or whatever the fuck they call these things you put over their pussies so that you don't actually touch them with your tongue.

This whole STD fear is way overblown. Pop those viagra and find a babe that wants to fuck. Then come back and write some more poetry. You'll be energized. Let those scardy cat babes wack off by themselves.

Everybody is so fucking afraid of everybody else these days that it's just fucking pathetic.

Thanks, Karl. Grinning, Tom