Be obscure clearly.
E. B. White

“You write in order to change the world, knowing perfectly well that you probably can’t, but...if you alter even by a millimeter the way people look at reality, then you can change it.”
James Baldwin

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" I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.".....Groucho Marx

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In an article this morning on literary feuds, Gore Vidal from the floor after being decked by Norman Mailer: "Words fail him yet again."

"Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if I only knew how to begin."

- Alice, Alice In Wonderland

"i feel capital."


curly bill - Tombston

'could be. could be not. who's to say.'

Mister - the color purple

My mother is a fish - Vardaman, As I Lay Dying (Faulkner)

'that don't make it not true'

sgt osyrus - tropic thunder

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"I was so ugly as a child...
my mother never breast fed me, she said we should just be friends.".......Rodney Dangerfield


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"How long do you stay fresh in that can?"
                                                       Lion upon meeting the Tin Man

'i didn't pee on that girl'

alpa chino - tropical thunder

i'm your huckleberry.

doc holiday

these bitches are thirsty.

-jay

I played a gig in Cardiff last week and had a run in with the Welsh mafia. They made me an offer I couldn't understand.

- John Cooper Clarke

show me a husband who want
i'll show you a neighbor who will


redd foxx

I'm enjoying the hell out of this.
                              el vee

dying ain't the shit
but it's pleasant
kinda quiet

notorious b.i.g.

my english is not very good looking


-marc anthony

ala mode weakens the legs
lincoln knew it, that's why
they got to him.

roy miller

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"The establishment is made up of little men, very frightened."....Bella Abzug



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She's so stupid she returns bowling balls because they've got holes in them.
- Joan Rivers on Bo Derek



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everything burning,
everything wet,
everything fine.

-charles bukowski

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"Imagination is more important than knowledge."......Albert Einstein



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i don't guess people's hearts
got anything to do with a calendar

john wayne

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"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.".....Albert Einstein



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i never lie because I don't fear anyone
you only lie when you're afraid

john gotti

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"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.".....Albert Einstein



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i don’t create controversies
they’re there long before
i open my mouth
i just bring them to your attention

charles barkley

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"If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.".......Muhammad Ali



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Too many good docs
are getting out of the business.

Too many OB/GYN's
aren't able to practice their love
with women all across the country

   -george w bush

It's time
for the human race
to enter the solar system


   -george w bush

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"Experience demands that man is the only animal which devours his own kind,
for I can apply no milder term to the general prey of the rich on the poor."
.....Thomas Jefferson



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I am heartily ashamed of myself, Lizzy.
But don't despair, it'll pass;
and no doubt more quickly than it should.

   -mr. bennet (pride and prejudice)

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"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.".......Yogi Berra


"It's like deja vu all over again.".......Yogi Berra



"You can't compare me to my father. Our similarities are different." ......Dale Berra



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“I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood.
 If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it has fulfilled its purpose.”........Charlie Chaplin



“To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.”........Charlie Chaplin



“That's what we all are, Amateurs. We don´t live long enough to be anything else.”........Charlie Chaplin


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You'll never be rich enough
to afford cheap stuff.

You can't fight for peace
you can only peace for peace.

i don't want nobody
breathing on my fly
unless they're serious


   -redd foxx

"I don't drink the water, the fish fuck in it"
-W.C.Fields

"Sex is dirty when it is done right"
-Woody Allen

K.Balachandran

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"It is the around-the-corner brand of hope that prompts people to action,
while the distant hope acts as an opiate".......Eric Hoffer



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"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.".....W. C. Fields



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This quote reminds me of a quilt which I saw in a book years ago and I was able to a picture of it on the net.
View the site here:
http://www.framemuseums.org/jsp/fiche_oeuvre.jsp?STNAV=&RUBNAV=&CODE=O1150379932123169&LANGUE=0&RH=MUSEEsUSA&OBJET_PROVENANCE=COLLECTION

"I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma."
                                                                           Oz to the Scarecrow

if everyone likes it, it's not poetry.

   -anonymous

i really want to throw something at him
or cut a hole in the butt side of all his pants,
but i can't.


-sheena allen

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The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.
Leonardo da Vinci


The poet ranks far below the painter in the representation of visible things, and far below the musician in that of invisible things.
Leonardo da Vinci


You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand.
Leonardo da Vinci



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