Be obscure clearly.
E. B. White

“You write in order to change the world, knowing perfectly well that you probably can’t, but...if you alter even by a millimeter the way people look at reality, then you can change it.”
James Baldwin

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" I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.".....Groucho Marx

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In an article this morning on literary feuds, Gore Vidal from the floor after being decked by Norman Mailer: "Words fail him yet again."

"Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if I only knew how to begin."

- Alice, Alice In Wonderland

"i feel capital."


curly bill - Tombston

'could be. could be not. who's to say.'

Mister - the color purple

My mother is a fish - Vardaman, As I Lay Dying (Faulkner)

'that don't make it not true'

sgt osyrus - tropic thunder

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"I was so ugly as a child...
my mother never breast fed me, she said we should just be friends.".......Rodney Dangerfield


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"How long do you stay fresh in that can?"
                                                       Lion upon meeting the Tin Man

'i didn't pee on that girl'

alpa chino - tropical thunder

i'm your huckleberry.

doc holiday

these bitches are thirsty.

-jay

I played a gig in Cardiff last week and had a run in with the Welsh mafia. They made me an offer I couldn't understand.

- John Cooper Clarke