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September 23, 2010, 08:59:58 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
cover by Tomm Scalera of Graphic Angels Design
[Below are the first drafts of the poems. More recent drafts of the full poem are collected here -
http://poetrycircle.com/files/muse.doc
Mon., Sept. 20
Take a ticket.
We started out three,
then swelled to nine;
you poets have no one to blame
but yourselves for this long line.
It's not like we can produce more
wisdom or beauty at will
just to meet an increasing demand.
Such things take time.
You understand.
The old-timers made liberal use
of the hemlock to ensure
access to one of us
three or four times a month.
By Zeus,
you're number 2,900,001!
If you don't swoon from the heat
or collapse from dehydration,
don't fear,
you'll finally get your audience—
the quickest, faintest whisper
in one ear
that only someone starved
for something never heard before
will hear.
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Reply #1 on:
September 23, 2010, 11:14:38 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Tues., Sept. 21
Once you make it to
the head of the line,
our customized service
guarantees that every
inspiration is a good
fit for your schedule
and life-style: hear it
on the spot or squirrel
it away for a once-in-
a-lifetime opportunity!
While most can't wait,
J. Langston Hughes
held tight to his chit
until late one evening
during his busboy shift
at the Wardman Park
Hotel when I dared him,
“Lay your 'Weary Blues'
down by the tea cup
of that grim Illinoisan
with the swell cowlick.”
This isn't apocryphal!
Halfway through his
pastry and the poem,
Vachel Lindsay had an
esophageal blockage.
After his wife swiped
out his gullet with her
index finger, the first
thing he blurted out
was, “Who
wrote
that!”
“Hank” Charles Bukowski
was a tough nut. When
we whispered in his ear,
he lept up and chased us
with a rusty fly-swatter!
Even his wannabe angel
he brushed back—until
we took a craftier tack,
urging Martin to mention
two bottles people had
given him, a teetotaler,
as gifts—that he'd be glad
to drive right over with.
"It's killing you," he said
of Bukowski's post office
job. “How much do you
need to live?” Rent, food,
Miller High Life, Pall Malls,
White Owls, child support—
$100 a month. “I'll gamble
that to publish your work.
I'm so sick of my own job
selling typewriter ribbons."
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September 23, 2010, 11:15:16 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory 1.2, Sept 22
You inspire
us
who pander to posterity
successfully as Nathan Hale—
though green behind the ears,
displayed a present mind
beyond his years
when facing Extreme Unction
at the New York city gallows:
felt no inkling of compunction
about plagiarizing
Cato
he'd just read at Yale,
“What a pity it is
That we can die but once to serve our country";
then Mr. Lincoln
several generations later
ripped a page
from old King George's playbook,
which magnanimously made decree
that every slave
held by his enemies in arms
should henceforth and forever be deemed free.
Wasn' it Christ who said,
"Strike not one cheek but two"?
You pulled out every stop
to borrow, beg or steal with all
the cheek that you could muster
ears of future countrymen,
your name applying to their lips
the luster of those duller souls
who had the bright idea
but didn't find a way to leverage it.
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September 23, 2010, 11:15:33 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thurs., Sept. 23
The lapse of judgment; the character ravine;
abysmal braggadocio; the moral turpentine
that melts away the flaking paint of piety;
these are the telltale signs of true renown.
Our exemplar: Admirable John Paul "Jones."
A Scot, young John Paul cut his sailor's teeth
on slavers
King George
and
Two Friends
until he flogged one man to death,
then in Tobago ran a second through;
took "Paul Jones" as his alias, fled skittish
to plantations in Virginia where,
since the warrant for his arrest was British,
he threw in his cutthroat lot
with desperadoes chin-deep in a plot
to throw off the Colonial yoke.
Captaining the
Alfred
to Acadia,
he pirated Liverpool's
Mellish—
her cargo, woolen uniforms
for snowbound northern garrisons—
and penned a swashbuckling boast:
The news of the captured uniforms renewed
the courage of George Washington's army
and contributed significantly to his success
at the Battle of Trenton against the Hessians.
Put off by the his thirst for self-advancement,
the Colonial commanders tongue-lashed Jones,
who off to France sailed with his cocky pen:
After General Burgoyne and his army
were forced to surrender at Saratoga,
it was I who carried the news to France,
which determined the Court to recognize
America's independence by treaty of alliance.
Embraced by Louis XVI, Jones sailed from Brest
in a vessel
having no external appearance of war
and resumed his pirate-terrorist career:
The morning of the 19th off the Mull of Galloway
I found myself so near a Scotch coasting schooner
laden with barley that I could not avoid sinking her.
Rowing ashore at Whitehaven to drink with his men,
they set a merchantman on fire before taking flight:
Had it been possible we landed a few hours sooner,
not a single ship of more than two hundred
could have escaped and the whole world would not
have been able to save the town from flames.
John Paul Jones had not yet begun to fight.
Bretagne's
Bonhomme Richard
beneath his boots
off Yorkshire's Flamborough Head,
its prey his native nation's Baltic merchant fleet
whose escort cannon-battered the French ship,
Jones's lieutenant sent a plea for rescue;
but when the English mate offered to take
the doomed French crew aboard before they sank,
Jones answered in defiance, tough,
No, I am determined that you should surrender first—
soon edited to
I may sink but be damned if I strike—
still not the stirring rallying cry
posterity gave him credit for, but close enough.
When Jones's crew did finally board
the British man-o'-war, they commandeered it,
so that King Louis dubbed Jones
Chevalier
with rapier and ribbon of
l'Ordre du Mérite militaire.
Quickly consuming the goodwill of the French,
Jones next hired out to Russia's Empress Catherine,
changing his name this time to "Pavel Dzhones"
and sailing against the Black Sea Ottomans
until the Russians cast him out as well.
He was discovered lying face-down on a bed
in a Paris apartment, No. 42 Rue de Tournon;
buried in St. Louis Cemetery for Alien Protestants,
whence in 1906 an anonymous coffin was dug up,
shipped to the Annapolis Naval Academy, and replaced
by a costly bronze and marble sarcophagus
over which President Theodore Roosevelt,
as part of his campaign for Navy-building funds,
gilded Jones's reputation in a stultifying oration:
I thank our ancient ally, the great French nation,
that proud and gallant nation to whose help
we once owed it that John Paul Jones was able
to win for the Stars and Stripes the victory
that gives him deathless fame, and to whose courtesy
we now owe it that this hero's body is sent hither....
Thus,
mes amis,
is immortality earned.
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Reply #4 on:
September 23, 2010, 11:17:43 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Fri., Sept. 24
If you really had something
earth-shaking to say
would you put it in a poem?
Okay, no.
Einstein dipped into Baudelaire
but saw that Imagism didn't suit
e equals m c squared.
Kennedy thought the Cuban Missile Crisis
might fit nicely in haiku
but Jackie just said
Jack,
and he knew.
Are you still there?
I haven't discouraged you?
Okay, move up in line.
You're now 2,868,232.
From up at the front,
Homer looks back blind.
The thing he's proud of most
isn't his
Iliad
or
Odyssey
but his hair.
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September 24, 2010, 11:41:12 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Sat., Sept. 25
I forget which one of the illustrious—
maybe Montaigne?—once said to me,
It's not my intent to compose history
so much as stick it with a carving fork
and see what I can get it to confess.
The good stuff's about three inches in.
The facts, reality, and truth—are skin.
Jim Carter, Mike Douglas, Bill Faulkner,
stop that squabbling over the flowers!
The three of you are acting like babies
and if you all don't cut it out right now
I'm going to take the whole damn cake
and throw it straight into the garbage!
You will
all
get a slice with a rose on it!
As I was saying: Take the long tines,
jab them in as far as they'll go, yank
them out as smoothly and as quickly
as you can, put your lips to it and suck.
Don't worry about what comes out.
I'm back to the birthday party now.
This line would be shorter if we had
only inspiring to do, but we've other
functions—hand holding, ego puffing
alcoholism interventions, praying—
without which all the
belles idées
in
the world wouldn't be a hill of beans.
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Reply #6 on:
September 24, 2010, 02:04:13 PM »
by
David C. Man
Tom, I salute you. Surely most of us post our poetry for the pleasure (and it isn't always pleasure) of the feedback. Of course there's more to it than that - there's the spurious, yet not entirely spurious sense of online camaraderie that places like this can engender. And I think I've genuinely made some friends in places like this. I just haven't had a drink with them yet, and that's the acid test. Not that we'd be drinking acid, but ... you know what I mean.
But this! This tireless posting of really very good stuff, in the absence of any feedback at all so far. This is art for art's sake. It's absolutely admirable.
If feedback is not frowned upon, I'd let you have some now, but I have to go out. (To have a drink with some real people. Cousins, tonight, mainly.)
But I'll be back, to respond, if I may.
Cheers
David
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Reply #7 on:
September 24, 2010, 02:07:33 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Oh, fine, go have fun with your "real" people, by all means. I'll just sit here in the dark of your computer screen, alone...
Of course feedback is welcome, thank you--but just don't let it get in the way your drinking life. We all know that can lead to.
Tom
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September 25, 2010, 04:25:30 AM »
by
David C. Man
I'm prone - don't say you haven't noticed - to making fanciful allusions, on (often) the slimmest of pretexts, to other works of art, based on the one I'm reading. Don't think I'm going to stop now.
Reading no. 1 here, I seem to recognise in the speaking voice of the Muses (so should this be
Muses' Advisory
? Pesky apostrophes ...) the tone and diction of
Faust
. Part 2, that is. The weirder one of the two. Is that at all, remotely, intentional?
Tom, I'm going to take these one at a time. I'm going to savour them. I hope you don't find the process too tiresome. (If you do, tell me.)
On, to no.2.
Cheers
David
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Reply #9 on:
September 25, 2010, 09:16:33 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
David, thank you for directing me back to Faust! I have read it, and am aware of trying to echo or mock-echo that whole world of diction and cadence that Faust has, and Milton, both of them echoing Homer etc. And Faust II certainly is full of Muse-ic, as here in Kline translation of Faust's first speech in the poem:
You, Earth, stood firm tonight, as well: I sense
Your breath is quickening all the things about me,
Already, with that joy you give, beginning
To stir the strengthening resolution in me,
That strives, forever, towards highest Being. –
Now the world unfolds, in half-light’s gleam,
The wood’s alive, its thousand harmonies singing,
While through the valleys, misted ribbons stream:
And heavenly light now penetrates the deep:
Twigs, branches shoot, with fresher life it seems,
From fragrant gulfs, where they were sunk in sleep:
Colour on colour lifts now from the ground,
As leaf and flower with trembling dewdrops weep –
And a paradise reveals itself, all round.
Gaze upwards! – The vast mountain heights
Already with the solemn hour resound:
They are the first to enjoy the eternal light
That later, for us, will work its way below.
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Reply #10 on:
September 25, 2010, 11:42:53 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Sun., Sept. 26
I had one of my own nightmares
(a demented dentist, what else?)
and one of my sister's. Despair
swelling her voice, she cried out,
Bards love my little piccolo riffs
but completely reject my lyrics!
Funny, but true: we run the risk
in this line of work of becoming
more and more like our writers,
debilitated by desire to be loved.
In the dream I cooed:
Euterpe,
you've seen how genres change.
Ever since Jethro Tull grew gray,
combining any wind instrument
with the human voice is passé.
You see that great brush heap,
bits of shrub and tree branches?
Look closely: a million snippets
planted in a million poets' ears
who couldn't summon stanzas
and so just tossed them there.
Go ahead, pick any five arbitrarily,
arrange them artfully and I'll bet
you and the poem will be extolled.
The path leading away from the
muse's plinth is strewn with gold.
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Reply #11 on:
September 25, 2010, 03:43:10 PM »
by
David C. Man
I was thinking more of the sort of weird German vaudeville effect of F, Tom. The section you've quoted is, I agree, very Miltonic, and it's not quite the tone I was thinking of - that sort of strangely prefigured Weimar decadent vibe.
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Reply #12 on:
September 25, 2010, 04:11:37 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Well, then, yes, a slightly decadent vaudeville spirit, I plead guilty to. Been reading Palahniuk, whose spirit may have crept in there around the edges too -- and been thinking of picking up Vonnegut again.
Ah, muses.
Tom
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Reply #13 on:
September 26, 2010, 12:33:13 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Mon., Sept. 27
Zsa Zsa Gabor huffed
from the courtroom
spurting tears
when the prosecutor
scolded her for
craving attention.
She had smacked
the Beverly Hills cop
who stopped her
for expired tags
on her Rolls Royce
expired driver's license
and an open bottle
of Kecskemeti vodka.
She called the bystander
who testified against her
"a little punk
with a hairdo
like a girl”
and said of the
three-day sentence
she received for
assault and battery
on a police officer
“If anyone didn't
know who I was
they now at least know
that I'm white and rich.”
That last bit
I made up
for the sake of discussion.
Sue me.
If it goes down better
than what's on TV
you're a hero.
If not
just feed it to the pigs.
You'll find the courage
not in a swig
from Zsa Zsa's bottle
but on my breath
as quiet as crib
death concussion.
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Reply #14 on:
September 26, 2010, 12:48:08 PM »
by
David C. Man
Mort Rainey? Nope, you've lost me there.
[P.S. Oct. 7, replacing the poem you refer to,
In the distant Pacific, Tropical Storm Malakas,
600 miles south of Iwo To, Japan,
is traveling west-northwestward.
Closer to home, Mort Rainey/Johnny Depp is
on the verge of doing Snoopy dances
or just taking a nap.]
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Reply #15 on:
September 26, 2010, 01:11:00 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
oops. sorry.
shame on me,
one reader, and this is how i treat him.
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Reply #16 on:
September 27, 2010, 12:40:30 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Tues., Sept. 28
You want to buy some gum?
An empty-calorie hard-boiled private-eye
paperback to help pass the time?
A few extra dollars helps to make ends meet
and compensates us for our pro bono work.
We've got mouths to feed in addition to yours,
our children can't eat art
and, since we don't go anywhere,
can't follow in our footsteps--
so, there's tuition.
And we're about the only group
Obama's healthcare bill ignores.
Listen, I have to go up front and start my shift,
pricking the ears of those who've been so patient.
Good luck to you. Most writers say it's worth the wait,
although a few complain it's all hot air.
You can't predict. It may be short, but it's still shrift.
One of my sisters will grace you soon
with information about protocol—
how to address us when your number's called—
You don't touch us, we touch you—
that sort of thing.
Then: How to Make the Most Out of Your Wisp
of Inspiration.
I'd like to go back to school too
one of these days, but when?
Paid for, with what?
Our tenth of your royalty income, pre-tax,
not only shrinks each year, but buys less and less.
Some call her pleonectic and scorn her,
though if it wasn't for Mary Oliver
we'd be standing on soup lines ourselves.
But I try to believe in the future. You do:
a new Golden Age just around the corner, no?
It might even resuscitate rhyme!
Learn your lesson from Maya Angelou:
Tuesday's heir was Monday's mourner.
So, brother, could you spare a dime?
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September 27, 2010, 02:58:03 PM »
by
David C. Man
Quote from: Tom Riordan on September 27, 2010, 12:40:30 PM
Tues., Sept. 28
You don't touch us, we touch you—
that sort of thing.
Brilliant.
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Reply #18 on:
September 27, 2010, 03:09:46 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Whew! Thought we had lost you there, David, with the Johnny Depp thing.
Seriously, thanks for looking. Tom
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Reply #19 on:
September 27, 2010, 04:08:35 PM »
by
David C. Man
No, not lost me, but rather than go from the top and try to catch you up, and I'm going to start here and work backwards. Not that it's work, exactly.
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Reply #20 on:
September 28, 2010, 10:58:35 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Wed., Sept. 29
May I have your attention please.
Before I explain how things work
here on Mount Helicon, one stern
word about slipshod vocabularies.
According to the oracle Google,
1,650,010 usages of everloving
vie with 1,600,663 of everlovin,'
without the g; when you discuss
a woman, you're 65% more likely
to write about epochs of her life
than in it, than when you discuss
a man; after masculine pronouns
came under attack for unknown
genders, he/she, s/he, one, and
he or she lost to a singular they.
A wild lexeme has to be tracked:
observe it; bait it; sniff its spoor;
discern how it hopes to improve.
If you don't know or care where
your word's sweet spot is, you've
no business putting hands on it.
Don't waste our time and yours.
We're busy women; mercy is not
what we dispense.
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September 28, 2010, 02:41:55 PM »
by
David C. Man
Quote from: Tom Riordan on September 28, 2010, 10:58:35 AM
So: if I or one of my sisters pops
a particular word into your head,
it's still a wild creature. You can't
just write it down and that's that!
I ask you to feed it; pet it; learn
what it likes and dislikes; husk it!
If you don't know or care where
a word's sweet spot is, you have
no business putting hands on it!
Don't waste our time and yours!
We're busy women! Mercy is not
what we dispense here.
Absolutely right.
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Reply #22 on:
September 28, 2010, 04:55:08 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
If there's an opening, I'll put your name forward! Thanks, Tom
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Reply #23 on:
September 29, 2010, 08:34:21 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thurs, Sept. 30
I paraphrase
Diarium Actae Fidelis,
your almanac of little tests of faith:
I. In labrum lava anus antes saeta.
In the bathtub wash your butt before your hair.
II. Promove infantum in via tanquam desinant aurigae.
Push your stroller into the crosswalk as if drivers will stop.
If you believe, you act on the belief;
if not, nothing will cause you to stir.
Here you are
believing you're a true believer,
but waiting in line to be inspired
must strike you as a bit ridiculous.
I'm not supposed to tell you this,
but there is such a thing as self-inspired,
taking the bull by the horns
and shaking its head
until augury or gore rolls out.
Yes, yes, you might get gored yourself,
but even that, yea, even that
is preferable to sitting on your duff.
T. S. Eliot worked as a bank clerk
and Wallace Stevens in insurance
boring year after boring year,
but you could press the juice
from the work they produced
into Emily Dickinson's thimble.
I'm sorry, my dear voluptuary,
but really I'd prefer a symbol.
They waited here, you know:
they passed where you pass now
while in each district of the earth
ravines and chasms swallowed
bolder men who bolder wrote.
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Reply #24 on:
September 30, 2010, 08:02:56 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Fri., Oct. 1
On this day in history Mao Zedong unveiled his new People's Republic
and Henry Ford his Model T and it was a darn good thing
the Pacific Ocean interposed or World War III
would have gone nuclear
instead of one brigade in blue suits after a long march killing
400 Tiananmen students and one in its plain black coat
after a long drive pummeling a dozen unionists
on the River Rouge Overpass
before a desire for luxury
and options buried them both.
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October 01, 2010, 08:18:10 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Sat., Oct. 2
Woodrow Wilson has a stroke.
Bob Gibson strikes out 17 to begin the '68 series.
Earl Warren swears in the first black justice.
The returns to England with Charles Darwin.
So much happens each day around the Solar System,
a Chinese Zodiac radiating from the Sun.
Stand in a wedge where all that date's occurences occur at once:
jade-smooth bamboo bones, sugar canes and teenage Japanese maples
dark shape-shifters masquerade as this or that to get better looks at us
anchored in the river or diving off and swimming for the oozing shore
unspooled ourselves, to unravel silk threads, snares
pretending to be entities in human history with faces, emotions
and futures.
What you don't know is that you're free
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Reply #26 on:
October 02, 2010, 09:28:06 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Sun., Oct. 3
There's a poem in everything, I keep hearing. So where are they all, then?
I've nothing against white sheep, but the black ewe with the auburn ringlets
is the one I'll run back for if the mountain trembles or the Medes come.
The sooner you learn that a spark's nothing more than a spark, the better.
Is that lady behind you
driving you as crazy as
she's driving me?
And that serious young man
furiously pacing up and down
gesticulating and rehearsing,
what is he going to ask of us
if he can raise his eyes
from all that drama?
At least you're quiet.
With so many poets afoot,
that shows you've got
consideration.
It destroys me,
how much majesty is wasted,
people speaking
when they're being spoken to.
I realize I sound cynical. Please excuse me. Look at how much more
the deities with better attitudes have managed to accomplish.
How metalwork has progressed! Grain cultivation! Medicine! War!
Did you read, just today, about motion-capture 3-D imaging or
about Georges Charpak's multi-wire proportional tracking chamber?
But every poll shows large majorities who think that poetry is
in a steep, long, irreversible decline.
Eminem's no Gershwin.
I shouldn't take it out on you, though.
Folks don't take the time to see that, in his day, Gershwin was no Gershwin:
they sniped,
He reached the limelight clutching Fred and Adele Astaire's coattails.
Even Homer, when he blindly groveled at the campfires of the Greeks,
was poked at with the glowing-hot tips of the warriors' shish-kebob sticks.
Oracles are dropped and lost like nut-less husks
and I'm the only one who knows how many they are,
where they lie moldy and the greatness in them.
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Reply #27 on:
October 03, 2010, 10:54:30 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Mon., Oct. 4
• Abe Lincoln views a balloon ascension
• Sputnik in space, 184 pounds (your weight)
• Bessie Smith buried in an grave
with no headstone
till young Janis Joplin had one made.
• Janis Joplin dies from a heroin overdose.
• A white pine sprouts.
• A white pine dies.
• A white pine sprouts.
• A white pine dies....
• A gray pine sprouts.
• A gray pine dies.
• A gray pine sprouts.
• A gray pine dies....
Queen's coat eats &
Eurotium repens eats.
Now they're back
where they began.
Throw a wrench in the works,
thumb or index or middle finger,
bring the Wheel of Life to a halt
and trudge to the forest's edge
to give piss to a red fir
and the rest of us a chance
to catch our breath
and look around a bit!
The very next bard
to complain
the wait's too long
or their ens insane
gets
nothing but tongue
in their ear.
• I'm outa here
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Reply #28 on:
October 05, 2010, 09:18:43 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Tues., Oct. 5
My dear man, how does it feel
to be in line for our 2,780,826th
next sliver of inspiration?
What if it turns out to be a lemon?
What? Have I read
Zen and the Art
of Motorcycle Maintenance?
Dude, he was one of mine!
I still remember that guy!
He was a trip!
He waited just like you
and then when he finally got to me
he said, “No thanks, don't want inspiration,
just want to stand in line
where I can have pure boredom,
want to sometimes write
and sometimes not write,
once in a while, have a good day,
once in a while, have a horrible day,
always have some kind of day
and not fuss too much about it.”
Our father, Zeus, went right after him.
Zen & the Art of Now Let's See What You Say
When Your Dear Son's Been Stabbed to Death
Right Outside Your Groovy Zen Center.
“Do you know Chris didn't like the book? He told me,
'Dad, I had a good time on that trip, it was all false.'”
Results matter.
Sure, do have fun waiting on line here
with all these other muttering nut-jobs
but would you rather walk away
with “Asphodel, That Greeny Flower” in your notebook
or “The Things that Make a Soldier Great”?
Put your ear close.
Both those writers got the same hint—
No. 41, one of the best.
We give them out in order,
so it all comes down to logarithm:
if every poet in front of you sticks it out
and no one cuts in line—
which happens,
Yeats once came barging in
and no one had the balls to stop him—
then, if we don't discard or add
new inspirations on a trial basis,
you'll get...let's see,
2,780,826 divided by 954...remainder is...
you'll get our No. 94,
which is a fine one, tried and true,
the same one Coleridge got
for “The Garden of Boccaccio.”
Enough idle shop talk, though.
You look like a man
who might reap something big
from a new service we're offering,
inspired by Disneyland's Fastpass.
We call it Trashpass:
it lets you riffle through discarded
inspirations while you're waiting.
I think of them as “near-successes”—
Coleridge's “Kubla Khan,” for one.
He couldn't carry it through to completion
but that doesn't mean the inspiration
lacked. It could just be
his opium ran out.
What does it cost?
You do a little job for us.
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by
Tom Riordan
Wed., Oct. 6
This is a bit like
Doctor Faustus,
isn't it,
you rummaging the dustbins hereabout
for scraps of inspiration gods threw out—
but cheaper. We don't ask your soul,
only an ounce or so of ink,
a hour of your time now and again,
a snippet of information,
and get to paw the ash
of fires inexplicably gone cold.
Sign here; nobody ever has to know
you got the inside track; ah, good.
Now, go. Go start your work.
Would you like a peak behind Ralph Ellison's
"Three Days Before The Shooting..." first,
or John Keats's “The Fall of Hyperion”?
Feast,
and when your eyes are glutted, announce.
Then I'll return to slice my pound—
no, thin carpaccio—of literary flesh.
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October 07, 2010, 08:54:16 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thurs., Oct. 7
You're no one's fool,
there's no wool on your eyes.
It didn't come as a surprise
to you when Erato said,
“Being a muse is more like Pandarus
than frolicking in bed.”
We have our yearnings too.
But cornering the market
isn't one of them. I admit
we wouldn't lose one wink
of sleep if Mary Oliver
were taken down a notch
in that regard,
but all we have in mind
is one or two great works,
no more than anybody else.
“Muses Inspire Selves!”
might be the banner headline
in the
New York Times.
No harm in that.
Oxford's anthology of human literature
is already pretty fat.
And you—not only will your own work
join the rolls of the renowned,
but you can gloat in pubs
that if was you who acted as the muse
when the Immortals wrote.
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by
Tom Riordan
Fri., Oct. 8
Writing by committee
is supposed to be
a bad idea
but
a committee we are
and we agree
our first attempt
will fittingly
treat
love-making
between a woman
and a god.
Our questions's this:
The god approaches
with an ave;
the human
drops her book;
does he then
seize her arm
like Zeus did
in Apollodorus,
or start off
with a compliment
like Gabriel
in Luke?
How does he
get her
to do it?
Walk us through it.
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by
Tom Riordan
Sat., Oct. 9
So hard—
one hand restraining
her
so she can't flee
while lips
spread butter
on her all too mortal
ears?
“Hail, thou art
prettier even
than thy cousin
Elizabeth.
Be not afraid,
nothing
is impossible,
don't run away.”
Then the clasp
on her forearm
loosens and
becomes a caress,
and hand hooding
the microphone,
“What an
incredible dress.”
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by
David C. Man
Like this one, Tom. Starts off with a great Ovidy
Metamorphoses
feel, then switches thrillingly into some sort of Vegas Gothic vibe at the end. Good stuff.
I have kind of lost the thread, though. Is there an overarching narrative here? Or just lots of little pieces of mosaic?
Cheers
David
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Tom Riordan
Thanks, David, for reading. The sequence is ongoing, not done yet. Read in order, there is a writer standing in a long line for his turn to get an inspiration from the muses. the muses take turns at the head of the line dispensing inspirations, and when they're not on duty up there, one or another of them will sometimes chat with or give general advice to this writer. one makes him a deal: if he will help them with a poem they want to write themselves (sick of just being muses), they will give him access to inspirations that poets of the past failed to carry through to successful completion...they want to write about this god/woman seduction, and he's trying to give them info on how that might work from the human point of view...and stay tuned. Tom
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David C. Man
Ah, yes, I think I had got that at one time - then I lost it again. Serves me right for dipping in and out ill-advisedly.
The scale of your ambitions is extremely impressive. I'll try to stay on your trail.
Cheers
David
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Tom Riordan
Not ideal for this formal, but what can you do?
Am trying to make each advisory stand on its own feet too, so it can be read separately.
Thanks, again. tom
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by
David C. Man
D'oh! This is a sequel to the previous day. Mea culpa.
Our questions's this
... ?
Actually, yesterday's is in the same ballpark as my recent Mary poem, n'est-ce pas?
Tell me if I'm annoying you by dogging your footsteps like this.
Cheers
David
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Tom Riordan
Yes, the idea of Mary reading from the Duccio and your poem, which has really stuck in my head. Annoying? Hell, I feel like I should make you brunch, David! Tom
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by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on October 08, 2010, 09:25:12 PM
Sat., Oct. 9
So hard—
one hand restraining
her
so she can't flee
while lips
spread butter
on her all too mortal
ears?
“Hail, thou art
prettier even
than thy cousin
Elizabeth.
Be not afraid,
nothing
is impossible,
don't run away.”
Then the clasp
on her forearm
loosens and
becomes a caress,
and hand hooding
the microphone,
“What an
incredible dress.”
saturday October 9, 2010
http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/
It was on this day in 1635 that Roger Williams (books by this author) was banished from the Massachusetts Bay Colony for spreading "newe and dangerous opnions." He left and founded what is now the city of Providence, Rhode Island.
These days Williams is considered a hero for the very reasons that got him banished. He was an extreme believer in the separation of church and state, in the rights of individuals, and he befriended and admired the Narragansett people, the local Native Americans, and spoke out against their persecution. Now he is admired as a radical, for his progressive religious and cultural tolerance.
But Williams' position was more complicated than that. The reason he believed in the separation of church and state was because of his extremely conservative thinking about Christian scripture, his belief that Christianity was always the ultimate authority and shouldn't be tangled up in the flawed decisions of human laws. He was adamant about religious tolerance, and other outcasts fled to Providence, including Quakers and even some of America's first Jews. He published A Key into the Language of America (1643) in which
he wrote
out dialogues, essays, and
poems in both English and Narragansett,
and in which he made the Natives generally sound a lot smarter and more moral than their colonizers.
It is this work that gave us English words like
squash (from the Narragansett askutasquash),
succotash (from msíckquatash),
papoose (from papoos), and
pow-wow (from powwaw).
He was a big advocate for the Narrangansett, the Quakers, and other religious dissidents who the Puritans thought should be persecuted for their beliefs. But he didn't question that they were all left out from the Kingdom of Heaven to which he himself was bound.
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maggie flanagan-wilkie
Had to log back in and tell you Oct. 8th is a smashing piece of writing, Tom.
Good stuff, this. Maggie
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Tom Riordan
Maggie, thank you for looking in, and I appreciate the feedback. Tom
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by
Tom Riordan
Sun., Oct. 10
Look here—
the original line we put
in Dylan Thomas's ear
as he began his “Elegy”:
Too proud to die; broken and blind he died
The darkest way, and did not turn away,
A cold kind man brave in his narrow pride
On that darkest day, Oh, forever may
He lie lightly, at last, on the last, crossed
Hill, under the grass, in love, and there grow
Young among the long flocks, and never lie lost...
We simply whispered,
Dad is soft now.
Not a bad inspire. Unfinished, but one of the Welshman's best.
Dad is soft now.
See what you can do with it.
It still has puissance, I think.
Thomas would definitely have finished this piece
had it not been for the excessive drink.
Your dad's dead too, isn't he? He's
softening.
Don't just stand there. To ink!
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by
Tom Riordan
Mon., Oct. 11
I'm on duty now up front.
Urania's coming; tell her
all about the motions
of flesh and blood bodies—
the friction, smells—
the hot and cold of it—
each sigh and grunt.
Where will we go with it?
We're thinking:
one particular prick of pleasure
opens the door
to a mid-coitus panic:
a memory that turns Zeus sick.
And she's just stunned:
an interruptus with a god who took
her where she'd never been before—
After that, we're not sure.
Maybe she's furious
and slaps him on the face;
or a maternal instinct
bubbles up
and she responds to him
with grace.
You know. “Words lead the poet,”
not “The poet leads the words.”
One of the greats told me once
about the reversal of her whole conceit
because, at the last moment,
of one felicitous consonance.
I'll tell you this.
Ever since we started our own tale
I'm much more cognizant of
everything that passes my lips.
I used to think, One glove fits all.
Now I glance at their fingers.
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silent lotus
Tom i liked your Monday Oct 11 a lot !
silent lotus
Artie Kaplan Bensonhurst Blues
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Tom Riordan
thanks, Silent. love that yiddische scatting in the middle! Tom
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by
Tom Riordan
Tues., Oct. 12 (Urania)
Some call it heavenly
and some just heavy,
but my body lets you
know I'm permanent,
not subject to a wind
or whim. Substantial.
Did you say
sensual?
Don't be impertinent.
That I have to listen
to you is bad enough
without your braying
like some randy ass.
I soar above all that.
I inspire the planets,
stars, and moons all
through the celestial
distances, and make
no time for dalliance.
Depravity isn't what
this body wants. Is it
so hard to appreciate?
My strength is gravity.
Reliability. Regulation.
My joy is competence.
Human women in rut
would stitch their legs
shut to know the pull
of imperium. I am not
so gauche as to envy
them their pleasures.
On this date, silent cowboy Tom Mix
crashed his yellow Cord Phaeton
and broke his neck
denting the aluminum Suitcase of Death;
pilgrims to that dry gulch today
find a small iron statue
of the riderless Tony, Mix's Hollywood horse.
And Christopher Columbus dismounted
his Santa María and stepped ashore
the since lost isle of Guanahani.
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by
Tom Riordan
Wed., Oct. 13 (Urania)
2.7 million poets ahead of you,
God knows how many behind,
each busting with lines, drafts,
strophes, and minor revisions.
My job's keeping all those balls
up in the air without collisions.
Of course Rimbaud and Verlaine
had their notorious contretemps
with pen-knives
and pearl pistols
but those were not over poetics.
So, out with it. I'm taking notes.
Lewd Zeus is up to his old tricks;
but in the virgin's case is the sex
less about lust than a way to tap
some quality that is inaccessible?
Zeus butters her up, caresses
her, tries to move her to do it...
What's running through her mind?
Take your time, you've got tons
thanks to this interminable line.
Just walk me through it.
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by
Tom Riordan
Thur., Oct. 14 (Urania)
His human form
has a penis
that's erect
under his tunic.
Her nipples
erect too
and a stirring
centers in
her pussy.
Both smile, shy.
He gingerly
unlaces the front
of her kirtle.
Her lips are wet.
She says,
“Tell me
your name.
Don't lie.”
He says,
“You know
exactly
who I am.
Follow
your gut.”
You appear erect too,
just from telling the tale.
Do you need a place
to go and masturbate?
Don't be embarrassed.
Believe me, you're not
the first to be in this
predicament. You see
those porta-potties?
Third from the right
has an old Penthouse
taped under the top seat—
then hustle back and
finish your account.
I never said I was
inpervious, insensitive.
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by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on October 14, 2010, 08:07:29 AM
Thur., Oct. 14
His human form
has a penis
that's erect
under his tunic.
Her nipples
erect too
and a stirring
centers in
her pussy.
Both smile, shy.
He gingerly
unlaces the front
of her kirtle.
Her lips are wet.
She says,
“Tell me
your name.
Don't lie.”
He says,
“You know
exactly
who I am.
Follow
your gut.”
You appear erect too,
just from telling the tale.
Do you need a place
to go and masturbate?
Don't be embarrassed.
Believe me, you're not
the first to be in this
predicament. You see
those porta-potties?
Third from the right
has an old Penthouse
taped under the top seat—
then hustle back and
finish your account.
I never said I was
inpervious, insensitive.
inpervious
excellent !
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Tom Riordan
Thanks for the peek, Silent. You like the alternative spelling or are calling my attention to the typo? Tom
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silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on October 14, 2010, 11:33:30 AM
Thanks for the peek, Silent. You like the alternative spelling or are calling my attention to the typo? Tom
i like the alternate
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Tom Riordan
Okay, Silent, when the Spelling Popo come, I'm going to put it on you. Thanks, Tom
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silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on October 14, 2010, 01:44:12 PM
Okay, Silent, when the Spelling Popo come, I'm going to put it on you. Thanks, Tom
they know me all too well !
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by
Tom Riordan
You saw it in the paper yesterday,
the man who claims he is a saint.
“I was a sandwich man for years in a canteen in an office building on Madison and 50th Street. I had a miraculous vision, the face of Jesus on the ceiling framed by colorful rays of light. I knew it was Jesus because it was just like in all the paintings. He pulled me up from my bed by my eyes, almost pulled them right out of their sockets.”
Don't laugh. A spirit is whom
we experience when others don't—
not much difference
if you take the time to think about it.
The warrior Victorio dies this day
in the Tres Castillos Mountains
south of El Paso, Texas,
Mata Hari,
before a firing squad
at Vincennes, east of Paris,
Nazi puppet Pierre Laval,
le Centre Pénitentiaire de Fresnes,
western Val-de-Marne.
The Cretan feels the tug—
virginal—vaginal
walls,
certainly spirits,
and thinks about
the distant morning
on Mount Ida
his mother delivers
a stone in swaddling clothes
for Cronus to swallow
and spirits Zeus away
to be raised by a goat
while a company of Kouretes
dance, shout, and clash
spears against shields
so his father never hears
the young boy's shouts—
it all comes back to him
at that fine moment in
the virgin's cunt
and he and his phallus collapse
in a heap,
and she,
she receives inspiration not to weep herself
but to lay his thick black curls
on her thin black curls
and stroke his cheek
until he falls asleep,
the only god or mortal
to ever see him weak.
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by
Tom Riordan
Sat, Oct. 16 (Urania)
A sea gull said there's Borges
somewhere over by that tree;
its inspiration can't be far away.
I'm off now to bring night down
and a thousand other items
on a lengthy to-do list
that would leave one of your
supercomputers sparking.
Shit! You hear that lobster pot
of Language poets?
Not much wittier than barking.
My gut says the virgin doesn't make
it through the week: it'll look like an
accident, a capsized dingy on the Black River
beneath which a shovelnose sturgeon
christens the seed of a mussel
Obovaria olivaria didn'tmarryher
or they find her Plath-like
on the floor of the charcoal hutch
as desiccated and as kippered
as a mummy of the Nile.
He's afraid to take the chance
she's pregnant, carrying a male,
he knows the old wive's tale
that Cowper's fluid babies mince.
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by
Tom Riordan
Sun., Oct. 17 (Calliope)
On this 5th anniversary of my 27th run
at permanent sobriety,
what keeps me alive is grit.
I'm known for wisdom and assertiveness,
which goes to show
reputation is a crock of shit.
Your sins are deadly just to you.
What I advise, do the opposite.
The soul you bartered to my sister,
bathwater under the bridge.
You can't get spilled milk back inside a breast
so steel yourself for two more weeks
of leakage from your chest.
You titillate with soft pornography
and imagine beads of sweat
on the raised brow of celebrity.
The glue that binds is selfishness.
Go home, wash your underwear,
wash your mouth out with soap
and the
Book of Common Prayer.
I knew you when you scraped
the bottom of the bed, sniffing
the empties of screw-top booze
and I can tell you from experience
once the bloom is off that rose
you have very little else to lose.
The bonafide beggars are massed
just beyond that row of cypresses.
Real gods, real poets stir the pots
and dress the wounds. We muses,
you tappers on laptops? Wannabes.
The claim that chicken soup warms
better in the soul than in the gut?
Walk a vat of mush back there, see
who holds out their
Paradise Lost.
I'm sorry. I'm burnt out, I guess.
This is no avocation for the sober
any more than Canada geese
should be flying north in October.
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Tom Riordan
Mon., Oct. 18 (Calliope)
To keep sharp, we challenge
each other with think-quicks.
You're a muse in St. Louis.
Who do you pick to write
the Iliad and the Odyssey—
Mark Twain or T. S. Eliot?
Terpsichore likes tongue-twisters.
Babies blow balloons,
big boys blow bugles,
beggars blow bum bags,
baboons blow bog bugs.
But this passé Olympic sex theme
only makes us seem like dimwits.
No one believes anymore in gods
like Zeus, who prey on innocents.
Modern deities are straight-laced
single men, don't smoke or drink,
high-minded and grave to a fault,
not believable as statutory rapists.
That said—go on! His head is on
her lap; he cries himself to sleep.
The virgin thinks,
What did I do
to turn this magnificent creature
into a blubbering boy? What will
happen when he wakes up? And
when my father opens the door?
She hums a local lullaby to him,
O little town of Bethlehem
How still we see thee lie
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The silent stars go by....
The smell from the charcoal ovens
of the collier up the hill is so strong,
she notices as if for the first time
as she tries to breathe in the odors
wafting up from her seducer's waist.
Then he just vanished into thin air,
leaving warm moisture on her hips.
She understood as if for the first time
he isn't of the ordinary run of men.
I'm getting carried away, aren't I?
Please, pick up where you left off:
He falls asleep on her fragrant lap...
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silent lotus
~
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by Merlin Stone
Hardcover, 265pp
ISBN-13: 9780880295338
ISBN: 0880295333
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ISBN-13: 9780156961585
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Quote from: Tom Riordan on October 17, 2010, 11:01:37 PM
Mon., Oct. 18
To keep sharp, we challenge
each other with think-quicks.
You're a muse in St. Louis.
Who do you pick to write
the Iliad and the Odyssey—
Mark Twain or T. S. Eliot?
Terpsichore likes tongue-twisters.
Babies blow balloons,
big boys blow bugles,
beggars blow bum bags,
baboons blow bog bugs.
But this passé Olympic sex theme
only makes us seem like dimwits.
No one believes anymore in gods
like Zeus, who prey on innocents.
Modern deities are straight-laced
single men, don't smoke or drink,
high-minded and grave to a fault,
not believable as statutory rapists.
That said—go on! His head is on
her lap; he cries himself to sleep.
The virgin thinks,
What did I do
to turn this magnificent creature
into a blubbering boy? What will
happen when he wakes up? And
when my father opens the door?
She hums a local lullaby to him,
O little town of Bethlehem
How still we see thee lie
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The silent stars go by....
The smell from the charcoal ovens
of the collier up the hill is so strong,
she notices as if for the first time
as she tries to breathe in the odors
wafting up from her seducer's waist.
Then he just vanished into thin air,
leaving warm moisture on her hips.
She understood as if for the first time
he isn't of the ordinary run of men.
I'm getting carried away, aren't I?
Please, pick up where you left off:
He falls asleep on her fragrant lap...
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Tom Riordan
"A man's mind is elevated to the status of the woman with whom he associates." -Dumas
When God was a woman,
he enjoyed being a woman.
But first and foremost,
he was a realist.
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silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on October 18, 2010, 08:05:02 AM
"A man's mind is elevated to the status of the woman with whom he associates." -Dumas
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A few years ago I read a book by Merlin Stone called When God Was a Woman
, in which she wrote that “in the beginning, people prayed to the Creatress of Life, the Mistress of Heaven. At the very dawn of religion, God was a woman…the female deity in the Near and Middle East was revered as Goddess—much as people today think of God…the original status of the Goddess was as supreme deity…the Great Goddess was regarded as immortal, changeless, omnipotent; and the concept of fatherhood had not yet been introduced into religious thought.”
As a critical thinker, I know that sometimes a lie is told when the truth is declared halfway or haphazardly.
Stone, who happens to be a White female artist and college professor,
never mentioned the racial make-up of the female divinities of the world’s earliest civilizations she wrote about. I don’t know understand how Stone could write a book about When God Was a Woman and then later write a book on Three Thousand Years of Racism, which focuses on uncovering evidence of racism imposed by Indo-Europeans after they conquered most of the same regions discussed in When God Was a Woman, and fail to connect the probability that the Goddesses she first wrote about were originally depicted as Black women. How can she admit that “historical, mythological and archaeological evidence suggests that it was these northern people who brought with them the concepts of light as good and dark as evil (very possibly the symbolism of their racial attitudes toward the darker people of the southern areas) and of a supreme male deity;” but not admit that the Goddess of theses Black people was also Black before they and She were conquered by White people (i.e., Indo-Europeans).
Whether this failing was accidental or intentional is irrelevant, yet one could assume that the Goddesses would originally resemble the people who worship them. According to Albert Churchward, “the earliest members of the human race appeared in the interior of the African continent about two million years ago, then from the region of the Great Lakes they spread over the entire continent. Groups of these early men wandered down the Nile Valley, settled in Egypt, and then later dispersed themselves to all parts of the world…As these early Africans wandered over the world, they differentiated into the various human subspecies that now inhabit our planet. The men who remained in the tropical and equatorial regions retained their dark complexions, whereas those that settled in the temperate zones lost a portion of their dusky pigmentation and developed a fairer skin.”
Provided that the original racial profile of the Nile, Indus, and Tigris-Euphrates River Valley as well as the Aegean civilizations has been clandestinely confirmed as Black/African, then the female divinities worshipped in these civilizations should also logically be Black/African. Accordingly, in the beginning, to revise Stone, God was a Black woman.
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by
Tom Riordan
No, I can't say why Zeus crumpled
in the middle of the virgin. Who in Boeotia
ever asked gods to make sense?
Tims wrote
Olympians: Pastiche Psychology
about that sphinxish perquisite of gods,
freedom from rationality.
Maybe you think you could but you can't shed
too much light, either, on the girl's disposition.
Polyhymnia says our poem bridges
Ancient and Christian theology,
but how much firm ground is there
on either side of that river?
Zeus did get sons on human virgins,
and during the Hellenic occupation,
maybe Israel's god got some ideas.
But what good does it do,
as her Gibbs sang,
if I ain't got you?
Another god-man settled for a deal
to make his mama an immortal too—
and that, poet, was the end of that.
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by
Tom Riordan
Our own sexuality?
While we danced at the wedding
of Harmonia and Cadmus,
up on the dais he promised
to give her tribe an alphabet
and to desire her long
after he turned into an adder;
sensation wriggled on his brain
like snakes on Medusa's scalp;
but your ilk think we're fixated
on theories of fine government.
Guess the root
of Plato and Aristotle's
eggheadedness
and lack of vice.
That's right: head lice.
What's Greek to us
is how your race's lens
of guilt, morality, and reticence
refract licit viciousness and lust
into dissatisfaction that pens
its literature of self-disgust.
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by
Tom Riordan
The virgin sits there alone
wishing her father was home.
She'll tell him everything.
He'll understand.
He'd said,
Love offers
a 50/50 chance
for a half-decent man.
Her mom will rail and weep,
flush her with vinegar,
hustle her to the ritual bath
and slaughter two white doves
to forfend conception.
But maybe she wants
this baby.
Maybe he's her ticket
to a more startling life
than just becoming
another charcoal-maker's wife.
She kneels and asks the Lord
who carried Moses to Pharaoh,
Should I follow the summons
of illogic,
or toe the straight and narrow?
He said,
Miriam, a child articled
to terrible doom in seeded
in your heart; he'll break it,
and mine, if you bear him.
No one will blame you if a midwife
cleans him from your womb—
not a single soul will ever know.
Lord,
Miriam said,
let not
my will but thine be done.
A sob caught in her throat.
If my lover wants to give
me his son, then let him visit
me again. I'm too young
to make this choice alone.
Joachim comes in,
sees the light
in the room has changed.
He'd dreamt, and knows.
He sees his daughter's tears,
presses her cheek to his breast
and whispers,
Don't you weep.
He's not the one.
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by
Tom Riordan
Fri., Oct. 22
calliope
2,645,762: that's you.
2,645,76
1:
the poet 7th from the front
just got cold feet
and showed Urania
his shoes.
The male Plath wannabe
she has her lips to now?
He'll be a one-hit
wonder, get a chapbook
published in July
that sinks like lead
but leaves a ripple
in the pond:
in sixty years or so
his grand-niece
rediscovers it,
and next thing everybody knows,
she has a sweet gig
teaching MFA's
at the University
of Southern Dakota,
one of whom
goes on to be
the more successful
suicidal author
of three desperate poems
in the August 2080
New Yorker.
You have to take
what you can get.
The reading public
only wants so much.
A Shakespeare
more than once
in a millennium,
and there's a glut.
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Muse's Advisory - Sat., Oct. 23 - polyhymnia
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by
Tom Riordan
Sat., Oct. 23
polyhymnia
My hair is fixed atop my head in scrolls, Madam,
in service of no beauty but concinnity. Memory,
Mnemosyne my mother says, resigns chronology;
and though you humans move from step to step,
immortals, like my coif, live in the simultaneous.
The virgin in our tale, my eight older sisters and I,
our mother, and other women, even you—if Lethe
and its amnesia are abstained—we're all attached.
The midwife proclaims the hymen partially intact,
and an elixir of bane herbs gives Miriam a bellyache
deep into the night—and that's that. She cries.
Both parents leave her be: Joachim respectful,
Hannah, punitively. The man-god hides his face...
Our Faust here has run out of juice?
What's prurient he gives us in detail,
then afterwards clams up like Zeus?
Just
kidding!
You did great.
I'm just afraid what's next
is going to be anticlimactic.
I actually brought you a gift—
something McPhee played with in 1998
that never saw the light of day.
The Graves chief vouches there's no trace of name, rank, unit, date of death for the four corpses dug up in the Aisne-Marne, Somme, Saint-Mihiel, and Meuse-Argonne boneyards. They're then draped with flags and trucked to Châlons-en-Champagne's city hall, where a Sgt. Younger circles the caskets thrice before placing white roses on one, then springs to attention and salutes the Army's new official Unknown Soldier winner, who receives one night in Paris and then by train to Le Havre and aboard the Olympia for a cruise across the sea and reburial with high ceremony in Arlington National Cemetery. The three losing contestants are awarded a consolation prize of eternity buried in Romagne-sous-Montfaucon, and a bugler plays “Better Luck Next Time.”
Remember Rumsfeld, Zizek and all those NASA guys
with their known unknowns and unknown knowns?
You think there's something there?
McPhee got the greatest little nudge from Clio,
the same one Chan Master Yunmen
farmed into perhaps his greatest koan:
When the tree withers and leaves fall?
My full body exposed to golden wind.
Zeus
what?
He comes around again
a couple weeks later, and she
whats?
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Muse's Advisory - Sun., Oct. 24 - Polyhymnia
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October 23, 2010, 10:01:57 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Sun., Oct. 24
polyhymnia
Hannah also wept.
Joachim's permissiveness
had led to this. Compassion—
all the rage with the Samaritans—
was neither godly, nor made sense.
It simply beheld bad luck
and made a bigger mess.
She confided in her sister Sobe,
“I promised an angel years ago
if he gave me a daughter
I would give her to God.
This is how she's repaid me!”
Sobe said, “My Beth's the same.
They both have one-track minds—
'My son! My son!'
I said, 'Elizabeth, you're young,'
and she said, 'No, my time has come.'
They're man and love and baby-crazed,
that's what I say.”
“She doesn't see
that what she did was wrong.
I can't stand guard.
I have my shop.
But if she keeps it up,
I'll be ashamed to show my face.”
Joachim came in and cooed.
“Sobe! How nice you've come.
How is my favorite niece?”
“Keeps babbling about a man.
No, not a man, a demigod,
to hear her tell it.
Please talk to her, brother,
before it all gets out of hand.
She listens to you.”
“Oh dear.
Just what we hope for our children,
and then fear.
We've had the same
kind of visitation here.
Who are these phantoms
in the woodpile, men
we never see,
who leave our daughters
all with swollen eyes, or worse?
They're all the talk
down at the charcoal market.
The damn Romans claim it's Zeus,
but their girls have always been loose.”
“Joachim! You think it's all a joke.
It could even be centurions!
What we need is a patrol of men
with good thick sticks
keeping an eye on things
when the rest of us are out at work.”
“Who thrills our daughters' hearts,
my love,
is not repulsed by staves.
I was a young man once
and you'll recall
did quite a bit of skulking too
both before and after
a cruel beating by your uncle.”
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October 24, 2010, 10:07:28 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Mon., Oct. 25
polyhymnia
I'm writing as fast as I can!
Who knew you had such
a loquacious Inner Miriam?
Μεγαλύνει ἡ ψυχή μου τὸν Κύριον...
My soul magnifies the Lord,
Though my womb reject Him.
He has regarded the lowliness of His handmaiden.
Regarded her shortcomings;
And yet, behold, still holds her close,
Though from this day, generations may curse me;
For the Mighty One has done great things to me,
And His mercy is on those who fear Him
From generation to generation.
He has shown strength with His arm;
He has scattered the proud in the imagination
Of their hearts;
He has cast down the mighty from their thrones,
And has filled the hungry with good things.
He has helped His servant Miriam,
As He also hearkened to our fathers,
to Abraham and to His seed forever.
Okay. Stop. Hold that thought.
I can't just keep on scribbling
any longer without asking you
a question or two.
First: What makes her think
that her
erotikés episkeptón
is a divine?
Is he the only man she ever met
who didn't reek of smoke?
And, two: What did he do or say
to give her such strong faith
he really loves her?
Or am I missing the point
of faith altogether?
Is it the lover who lingers
suspicious?
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Muse's Advisory - Tues., Oct. 26 - Polyhymnia
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Reply #68 on:
October 25, 2010, 11:08:12 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Tues., Oct. 26
polyhymnia
You're now number 2,613,981.
Please, let's not all talk at once.
No, lady, that makes
you
982.
No, you can't help overhearing.
No, you can't help but imagine
reasons we're talking with him
and not you. No, you haven't stood
in line this long to hold your tongue.
But look at your ticket there:
is there a single word on it
promising equal opportunity
or in-flight entertainment?
This isn't Disneyland—
nobody's here for fun.
Don't blame me. Imagine Virgil,
Wyatt, and Morgan Earp
at OK Corral without guns
and without Doc Holliday.
The Clantons and McLaurys
run amok in Tombstone,
terrorizing Cochise County,
murdering, rustling horses—
now imagine yourself there too
with your walnut-sized heart
looted from a newborn baboon,
waving your little fist in the air
to demand cessation of hostility.
Do you see?
This is Last Chance Saloon.
If there was justice in the world,
not one of us would be here.
I'm talking to this gentleman
because the trigger at my ear
clicks once to ask permission.
The second's a big Bronx cheer.
Yes, I know I'm being rude,
but this is not the USO—
you have no cachet here
except that bake-shop ticket
pinced in inkstained fingers
and whatever amoebaeics
your intestines remember.
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Reply #69 on:
October 25, 2010, 11:43:44 PM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on October 25, 2010, 11:08:12 PM
Tues., Oct. 26
polyhymnia
You're now number 2,613,981.
Please, let's not all talk at once.
No, lady, that makes
you
982.
No, you can't help overhearing.
No, you can't help but imagine
reasons we're talking with him
and not you. No, you haven't stood
in line this long to hold your tongue.
But look at your ticket there:
is there a single word on it
promising equal opportunity
or in-flight entertainment?
This isn't Disneyland—
nobody's here for fun.
Don't blame me. Imagine Virgil,
Wyatt, and Morgan Earp
at OK Corral without guns
and without Doc Holliday.
The Clantons and McLaurys
run amok in Tombstone,
terrorizing Cochise County,
murdering, rustling horses—
now imagine yourself there too
with your walnut-sized heart
looted from a newborn baboon,
waving your little fist in the air
to demand cessation of hostility.
Do you see?
This is Last Chance Saloon.
If there was justice in the world,
not one of us would be here.
I'm talking to this gentleman
because the trigger at my ear
clicks once to ask permission.
The second's a big Bronx cheer.
Yes, I know I'm being rude,
but this is not the USO—
you have no cachet here
except that bake-shop ticket
pinced in inkstained fingers
and whatever amoebaeics
your intestines remember.
dear Tom
This really sings !
and i like how Tuesday's poem is posted just before midnight on monday
feels like the editor of the city paper kept the presses waiting !
silent lotus
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Reply #70 on:
October 26, 2010, 08:07:21 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks for looking in, silent. yes, sort of a poem-a-day project -- a Big City paper with a readership verging on 3! Tom
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silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on October 26, 2010, 08:07:21 AM
Thanks for looking in, silent. yes, sort of a poem-a-day project -- a Big City paper with a readership verging on 3! Tom
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October 26, 2010, 12:16:28 PM »
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Tom Riordan
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Reply #73 on:
October 26, 2010, 10:15:55 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Wed., Oct. 27
polyhymnia
She looks up
and there he is again,
entered so silently
he could have been
a stork, a shrub,
but his face shines
like polished jasper.
He's smiling,
his palms held halfway out
as if offering
an invisible stole
or unwound yarn.
Are you alright?
he asks her.
She cannot speak;
inside, she's liquified,
can only look,
as her heart flies
open into regions
so expanded,
she's in shock.
He says,
My absence was a test.
The role
I have in mind
for you
requires both loyalty
and submissiveness,
Those who have successfully laboured to inflame my people have meant only to amuse by vague expressions of attachment to the parent state and the strongest protestations of loyalty to me whilst they prepared for general revolt though to be my subject is to be a member of the freest civil society in the known world.
as it did Abraham
in ancient times,
Jacob and Moses,
Rahab, Shiprah, Ruth.
If you accept,
come here, to me,
open your dress.
She doesn't think,
unclasps the ties
which bound her
formerly to sense.
She has no choice,
no fear,
no innocence;
and nostrils flared,
he takes her
right there
in her mother's house,
again,
right underneath
the nose of prudence.
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Muse's Advisory - Thurs., Oct. 28 - Erato
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Reply #74 on:
October 27, 2010, 11:13:00 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thurs., Oct. 28
erato
Girl, what's going on?
Urania has lost her cool
up front—
you're 20 minutes late!
Best get
your shapely asteroid
back up there now
before she launches
frickin' Jupiter
right up your cunt.
Now, who are these
two sorry specimens?
He stinks like he's been
eating too-ripe cheese,
and she,
she might as well grow fins.
Call me metrosexual
but if you don't smell nice
you shouldn't smell at all—
not if you ever want
to get with someone
who's not tapping carrion.
Oh yes. Poets. I forgot.
Look at the muscle tone.
Why couldn't we be fated
to dispense advice
to pentathloners,
chiton models—
someone that dresses nice?
Okay, then. Off you go.
Where are we here?
Let's see,...
nostrils flared,
he takes her
right there
in her mother's house,
again,
right underneath
the nose of prudence.
P.H., you bitch in heat!—
and I'm way up there
at 103 with a daouli nut
who calls himself a Beat!
Vamoose! Scoot! Git!
This kind of thing's not
meant for high-falutin'
ears like yours—
much more my cup of tea.
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Muse's Advisory - Fri., Oct. 29 - Erato
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Reply #75 on:
October 28, 2010, 09:52:58 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Fri., Oct. 29 erato
Stop right there.
You men!
You haven't even said
what the supposed adonis
looks like!
You think he's beaming
mesmerizing sex rays
at the addled girl's brain?
That isn't how it works,
I don't care who he is.
That you'd boff a dustbin
doesn't mean she would.
Put that lame-o inspiration
down.
What makes you think
the sow's ear
William Carol Williams
couldn't fuck
is going to gild itself for you?
That man had sweet,
sweet breath--I know.
Your pants could
turn a bonefire cold.
I want to know what Miriam
felt:
I want to know what his
hands looked like,
what he was wearing.
What sort of teeth,
what sort of eyes,
what sort of message
sent his hair?
A girl like that just doesn't melt
unless the heat
is searing.
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Reply #76 on:
October 30, 2010, 10:57:05 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Sat., Oct. 30 – Erato
I'll tell you what he looked like!
said the eavesdropping lady.
You wouldn't know it from who I am
today, but I once was that girl—
all young, naive—
and when that handsome guy
said just the right thing—bam!
It ain't so much the hands.
Hands is a piece of it, and so
is eyes and smiles and coaly curls
just like you said,
but no,
that ain't enough to get a girl in bed.
On my home isle Lemnos
in the time of great-great-grandmothers
there was exiled a poet,
a Sufi candle maker from Malatya,
Niyazi Misri:
'I thought that in this whole world,
no beloved for me remained.
Then I left myself.
Now no stranger in the world remains.'
Indeed no stranger remained to him
in our town. He had seduced them all,
fishwives, melipasto makers, children, goats, donkeys.
He was one of those men.
How did he succeed at this?
The women say he whispered in their ears,
'Only the sight of you inflames me.'
The men say he whispered in their ears,
'Only the scent of you inflames me.'
The children say he whispered in their ears,
'O, you are special! I have treats here.'
And in the ears of goats and donkeys, he whispered,
'I love you.'
What did he look like?
He looked like nothing, no one.
He was an ordinary looking man,
thick eyebrows maybe, nothing else.
If god or man has appetites omnivorous
all will respond unhesitant,
assured of love.
A narrow appetite
constricts response.
The lover in your story is promiscuous,
untruthful and remorseless—
irresistible—a classic sociopath.
Sun., Oct. 31 – Erato
Our father
was many things,
and fabled to be many more,
but Sufi and donkey-fucker, no.
I know he was adventurous,
and took a couple bestial forms
himself...
Dear,
your father
was a god like any other god,
and did whatever the hell he pleased.
Nobody judges him—
and honestly,
he didn't judge us either.
When he got angry
he got angry
but there weren't all these rules,
all this “You brought it on yourself.”
The self-styled Enlightenment
pulled far more wool
over the public's eyes
than any other bull
since the Mosaic Law.
Thank you, and I apologize for what I said
about the way you smelled.
You're a nice, smart lady, I can tell.
You seem to understand
that learning who our father is, and where,
is a big part of what we're doing here.
Some say he simply disappeared,
but others that he changed,
the woman made him
a monogamist
and then a celibate
who let his son become his face
in Christendom,
while Jews and Muslims
herald that his avatars
who come as swan or bull
and woo young women
aren't him at all,
but someone else, a myth.
The myriad each year
who say an animal seduced them
are confined in institutions
for the sexually insane—
no wonder we can't even find his name
on anybody's lips.
People have turned on him
and he's become a fugitive
who works on cargo ships
and plies whatever's left
of the Olympic trade
in ports of call
where everything except
the cast-iron bollards where tramps tie up
and the sagaciousness of hookers
has decayed.
And so I wish you,
as I know you wish him,
well.
Don't forget your own dictum—
to seek the truth
you have to shut your lids
and fit your ear
to a dead witch's rictus,
pinch your nose and squint
for daylight
through the ruined
housing of her rectum.
Girl, what's your name?
Why do you stand in line
with all these seagulls
squawking after fame?
Don't ask.
Suffice to say,
my reach
exceeds
my grasp.
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by
Tom Riordan
Mon., Nov. 1 – Erato
He woos her face to face,
and she has generous time
to take note of his features,
to see both bull and drake,
the faint blue-gray of skin
once smeared with grime
but dutifully scrubbed clean,
eyes dim, lips softly chapped,
uneven scar across the chin
where she imagines flittingly
a raging husband found him
with a tongs or embers rake.
He looks familiar. She knows
gods often take the forms
of low creatures that yield
their faces and their limbs
to wild, unnatural storms
arising from within—knows
common men, by ordinary
passion stirred, would never
dare to slip inside the doors
of girls sworn to the Lord,
never inspire such fevered,
frenzied, gushes of greed!
She knows humble olives
don't beget great cedars,
nor woodcutter's touches
unstraighten lofty poplars.
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November 01, 2010, 11:59:51 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Tues., Nov. 2
erato
I know you both think I'm crazy—
pacing like a wolf, gesticulating
raving, raging & insane—
but you doubt the point of poetry
& are skeptical that God above
sent us His Only Son?
Did you ever see this acrostic?
P ractice
O r
E xhibition
T of
R free
Y thought
That's why we write it,
& why it must be read.
The rest's entertainment
commentary & catharsis.
Think about Paradise Lost
Howl & e.e. cummings!
Then,
of what use is Christ?
Here's one more acronym.
J ehovah
E ventually
S ends
U s
S alvation omething, anyway,
an expression of sympathy
almost an apology
JIBTN—
Jesus is better than nothing.
Fine, fine, go on with you silly
discussions of aesthetics
& inspiration
& your little group-poem project.
No one heard Elijah
& no one hears me either,
not that there's a connection.
I 'm not frittering my life away
S tanding here for a mellifluous
P hrase or mind-blowing trope.
I 'm here because if I stayed
H ome I'd have place my head
I nside the teardrop of a rope.
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by
Tom Riordan
Wed., Nov. 3
euterpe
Erato, it's your turn up front now.
I'm here,
and bearing better gifts
than Sinon, earless, noseless:
bushel baskets of rejected inspirations
for our ambitious poet friend;
a triton shell for the young ladyl
from balmy Moudros Bay
within which, if you listen close,
you hear the sea god moan;
for our mad-driven scrivener,
news of a guy back at 1,700,009
who looks an awful lot like Jesus
in a Greek-house tee shirt
lettered
ἸΝβἸ;
plus my sea-rose baklava
sodden with yellow holm-oak honey:
even nutritious misery
can take a break
to taste Euterpe's pastry!
Now, yes,
back to the lovebirds:
this time the goat goes through with it
and she really does get pregnant, right?
That's all Dad wanted, from the start—
his brat'll look for him his whole life,
though there's no indication
Dad ever gives a thought to him.
He fantasizes,
He's a millionaire.
He's someone famous.
He's omnipotent, omnisicent.
It's never,
He's a spineless rat.
What kid's going to imagine that?
Okay, I know,
it's Miriam whose thoughts
I need to plumb, not Zeus.
He's a bust,
but the fruit she finds inside her womb—
why, she'll devote herself to him,
he'll prove the critics wrong
inside her head
inisting she was hoodwinked,
threw away her life,
disgraced her family—
all due honeyed words
and an enchanting face.
Her father knows a man
who builds the market stalls,
who lost a beautiful young wife
in stillborn childbirth
thirty years ago,
and offers him a child and madonna both.
And Miriam agrees
to be a modest and dutiful wife,
adoring mother.
Does that sound right?
No way.
Why such a model of passivity?
Human women are no more
tractable than goddesses,
and you must;ve read 'Medea.'
Miriam bears the baby, yes.
And then she raises
so much hell
poor Joseph has no choice
but lash her to a mule
in dead of night
and drag her and the child
down to Egypt
to his aunt's,
who's old-school:
maybe she can beat
or starve or scold
some self-control
into the crazy bitch.
The so-called Wise Men
he'd called in
had struck out
with their bag of tricks;
and then the aunt, too,
quickly quit.
The little strumpet
wants her daddy,
wants her daddy.
Joseph's having none
of that:
the purse that daddy gave him
came with strings,
the biggest one of which
was that dear daddy
and reproachful mom
were shed of her,
no longer on the hook.
They left town
with no forwarding address
and last were seen
passing through Kirkuk,
on the road to Tehran.
And the kid!
Good Lord, from birth
he made his mother seem
like a second Penelope—
told everyone to fuck themselves,
thrust a playmate from the roof,
declared himself above
the laws of men—
and his mother defended him!
She egged him on, adoringly.
The last straw
was when Yeshua ran away
and was found at the Temple
upbraiding the high priests.
Joseph was long-suffering,
but that stretched his mettle
too far.
Where had the sweetness gone?
What poisoned Miriam?
What do you think?
She knew 'Medea' pretty much
by heart,
and making the deity
whom she thought was her boy's father
squirm
was all she thought about.
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November 04, 2010, 10:00:04 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thurs., Nov. 4
euterpe
Damn,—
No.
—you nine imaginary sisters,
figments, ghosts at best—
colonizers—
Stop.
Don't get yourself
all lathered up
over a molehill.
Go take a walk.
I'll hold your place
in line.
A little solitude
and mountain air
will clear you mind.
—slave-shacklers
who whisper in our ears
not inspiration,
but diversions
while you pick our pockets!
Poetry “free thought”?
It's free, alright, for you,
the oxidation of our lives
to waft ghouls incense—
Tom,
you stand here
of your own free will.
Why shouldn't we enjoy your offerings,
the burnt fruits of our fancies?
It's dishonest to provide
a product one thinks worthless!
If you think the price is steep,
you're free to walk.
We're not by any stretch
of the imagination
the world's only source
of gold-tongued talk,
and the soup line
beyond the cypresses
is a popular destination
too.
—all a trap,
behind each veil
another mirror.
Cliché.
Better to fail at understanding
than belly to a vampire's boot
and beg for a blood transfusion!
I have no dog in this race.
Our new “Song of Miriam”
will find its way
without your further help.
It's pretty obvious
she's thrown her lot in
with our quasi frater,
the rebellious whelp
she hatched with Zeus.
You'll sell her short.
You don't know what a woman is,
and never will.
You're so impressed
with this procession to your lips,
two million strong—
but you should see the billion
wading through a field of thorns
to touch that whelp's worn hem!
Who's maternal influence
do you think made the difference?
He doesn't just inspire
with well-crafted turns of phrase,
he put his money where his mouth was,
walked the earth
and let the chips fall where they may.
Got himself killed, you say?
Then rose,
supposedly,
on the third day
and floated into heaven?
You find that stirring? Good,
then go that way yourself.
Stand up, go to the mat
to fight injustice and iniquity.
If you're lucky as he was,
someone who knows their way around a pen
will tell you story to posterity.
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Reply #81 on:
November 04, 2010, 10:06:52 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Fri., Nov. 5
euterpe
Guy Fawkes Day—
the exquisite sensitivity
of heads of state.
King James:
If he will not other wayes confesse,
the gentler tortours are to be first used,
et sic per gradus ad ima tenditur,
and so on step by step to the most severe;
and so god spede youre goode worke.
George Washington:
I learned of plans for the observance
of that ridiculous and childish custom
of burning the Effigy of the pope,
by Soldiers so devoid of common sense
as not to see such actions as improper
at at a Time when we are seeking
the alliance of Canada's catholics.
You upbraid us?
The line's too slow;
your shortcut,
the unfinished works of writers
greater than yourself,
yields nothing;
you can't quarantine ambition
in one quarter of your brain
resolutely enough to create
something to chase it with?
We play—
no sticks and stones,
just whispers, figments,
as you say,
poking a hole or two
into diaphaneity.
What wouldn't you force on a maiden,
and what rationales twist to excuse it,
to become your nation's leading poet?
Zeus facing obsolescence
thanks to moral niceties
used charm and eloquence
to concoct a new identity,
a kinder, gentler, people's god
more Florentine, less Norse.
So dismount your high horse—
you'd gouge out your dying father's eyes
to gain the shortlist of the Pushcart Prize.
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Reply #82 on:
November 05, 2010, 09:38:53 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
His sire nowhere to be found—
stepfather having given up,
put sackcloth on
and joined the Baptist
eating locusts in the desert,
for a moment heartened
by the boy's unexpected appearance
and apparent repentance,
before Miriam arrived
and hauled him by the ear
back home—
they fended for themselves
with what they had
at their disposal:
a little wedding-catering,
if sometimes watering
the wine;
another ruckus
at the temple, this time
flogging vendors
with a cat-o'-nine,
rifling cash drawers
while his henchmen grabbed
the lambs and heifers
he drove off;
a dabbling with prostitutes;
then signs and wonders,
faith cures,
spoken word performances
at farms and mountainsides,
his posse circulating
through the audience
and filling basket after basket\
with hardtack, salt fish, olives.
They did well—
vaudevillians, brigands,
a Galilean merry band
one step ahead
of the authorities,
free as the sparrows
of the air,
wild as the lilies
of the field,
free love,
free thought,
free jazz, devotion-wise,
gang mother Miriam,
moll Magdalen,
free spirits
more than ruffians,
but bones
in law-and-order's craw
until the high priest flipped
one of the inside twelve
and got the tip
that led to Yeshua's demise:
to the brook of Cedron
he retired, praying,
“Father, is the hour come
to recognize thy son?”—
then is he borne
in manacles to Caiphas.
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Reply #83 on:
November 06, 2010, 11:43:41 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
O, Miriam wept;
all great runs
have an end,
hers son's was
no exception
though his friends
and she maintained
he finally gained
divine attention,
slipped the noose
of death and
found a way
to his inheritance.
After the crucifixion
and the pentecost,
John, fondest
of the twelve,
put ravished Miriam
beneath his wing,
sped her to Sidon
and a northbound
dhow to Telmossos,
thence overland
to Mount Koressos
overlooking Ephesus,
where he confined
the raving woman
in a round-stone hut
over a fragrant spring
that overlooked
an olive grove
patrolled by cats
since ancient times;
there he provisioned her
with food and drink
and visited her weekly
for some thirty years.
This Mount is also
home to Zeus's cave
and rock-cut throne.
Coincidence?
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Reply #84 on:
November 07, 2010, 03:39:41 AM »
by
Dax
— splendid, Tom
silken to the eye
and well for the thirst.
Appreciated, mucho
d
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Reply #85 on:
November 07, 2010, 09:18:10 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Dax, thank you for looking in and reporting out! I'm happy you've enjoyed. Tom
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Reply #86 on:
November 07, 2010, 08:16:23 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
So much has changed.
Your Yeshua stole
everybody's thunder,
hasn't he? It's nice.
Retired, I get to spend
time here with you,
love's lava cold as snow
but silence comforting,
my phallus only swollen
every other Wednesday
when I get my Erbitux
for cancer of the colon,
my ego only bloated
once each year or two
when clerics puff me up
with some new brocha.
The climate's paradise;
the olive oil's an elixir;
your roast lamb with figs
makes most the food
we got on Olympos
seem dull as porridge.
The icing on the cake—
the cake itself, in fact—
is you, taking me back.
My only unfulfilled hope
is that one day Yeshua
will see fit to forgive me
too. I don't deserve it,
but he's trumpeted to be
more merciful than Sri
Chaitanya Mahaprabhu.
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Reply #87 on:
November 08, 2010, 10:45:49 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
All these ideals he touts—
at least, his zealots tout—
are sad, a crock of shit,
she says.
Leave it to kids
to do the opposite
of what you teach them!
Turning the other cheek
will never stop a bear.
Without survival of the fit,
we'd all be livestock
for Parthian lunatics!
She takes a sip of wine.
He takes a slice of brie.
The cats purr lustfully.
He's young,
Zeus says.
Give him a few millennia
and he'll come round.
So will his followers,
if they haven't run
civilization into the ground.
First mercy to each other,
then to beasts—
where will it end?
The sun has started
to condense,
grows redder, smaller,
rounder as it draws
near Sea-goat Sea
where Zeus once
in his youthful virulence
swam bloodthirsty to kill
the dragon Kampe.
Eventually,
Miriam says,
the wheat-heads bend
unharvested in autumn wind,
the grape feeds crow and fox,
as their sect weakens
and dies, hoping to resurrect.
Asking your foes for love
is absolute psychosis.
Both so naive.
2000 years and Christians still hold sway,
their ingenuity
to swear off savagery and do it anyway.
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Reply #88 on:
November 09, 2010, 11:38:13 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
“John's due to come today,”
she says.
“Go on back to your cave.
Since his expatriation
he's been none too steady
in the head but fills his brain
with tortured visions of apocalypse.
If he finds you entertaining me
I fear the worst.
At least they let him visit, still.
He always brings fresh fish.
Come back tonight
for octopus and chips.”
“I know you loved that boy,”
Zeus sighs.
“Most everybody did, including me—
that way he had
of looking up so soulfully.
I blame myself a little bit
for his decayed condition.
Since I raised Patmos from
the bottom of the sea,
nothing's been right.
I covered it with lovely palms
but when Orestes came in flight
after the murder of his mother,
Furies burned them down
to better hunt him.
That poor haunted isle homes
one wild-eyed outcast or another
ever since.”
“He was the only one of them,”
she says,
“who never watered true with fake.
He has no doubt
the Yeshua religion is your will
for this millennium,
and thinks it's feeding souls
into your sight.
The last thing that lost, honest jake
could bear to see
is you here relishing your solitude,
impartial, aging, more excited
by my apidakia
than all their piety.
You did assume a human form,
know well our limitation and delight—
that much poor John got right.”
“And more than that,”
Zeus says.
“The god they worship
is indeed a shade
beyond death's reach.
If they can blow such breath
into his ghost,
perhaps achieving
the same thing
for their own souls
is not a stretch.”
“That's why I love you, Zeus—
ever the optimist
and loathe to judge
another's way of life!
Remember our first kiss?
I prayed to be your wife
but thank god—all the gods!—
I didn't get my wish.
You're not the husband type
but as a next door neighbor
you're just right.”
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Reply #89 on:
November 10, 2010, 12:58:41 AM »
by
Dax
Excellent use of language, Tom
— a true interdisciplinary toolbox this, masterful points.
Thank you, sir.
D
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Reply #90 on:
November 10, 2010, 07:27:52 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Dax, thanks for looking in and the encouraging word. Tom
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Reply #91 on:
November 11, 2010, 07:11:51 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
His eyes saccade,
a flickered glance
in contrast to the gentle smile
that never stirs upon his lips.
The sack he bears
begins to stink with
red mullet and octopus,
and from its depths
he fishes a wickered flask of tsipouro.
“Shlom, Miriam,” he says,
“mleetha na’ami, Maran imakh,
baraka b-inshe,
baraka pera d-kasakh Yeshua.”
“John,” she says, “it's good
to hear the old tongue spoken,
but you know as well as I do
Yeshua's as much or more
with you as he's with me.
Dispense with such formality.
I have two empty cups right here.
Do you propose to let them
suffer any more from thirst?”
“Mother,” he says. “Your son
has come to me, his face aflame,
and bid me write down
visions in his name.
Here—chaya!
As he turned wine into his blood,
that we all drank,
may what we wet our whistles with today
unloose a flood of sanctity.”
“Chaya!” she toasts, and drinks.
No matter how far from the truth,
the boy persists in seeing her
as pious as a presbyter—
and she sees him a youth
in spite of trembling hands and hair
as silver-gray as Samos Bay
on a thinly overcast day.
“The doctors write,” he tells her
as he pours again, “that your
immaculate conception will protect
you from the ravages of death.”
She laughs. “It hasn't worked
a lick for age.” She drinks.
A couple of the cats mew
sweetly and suggestively brush
their cheeks along John's sack.
“I have fresh bread and olives.
I'll make a fire and cook lunch.”
“No,” John says, “a boat waits down below.
My hosts only allow this weekly trip
because they fear
Zeus will get even if they don't.
The local wag-tail has it
you and he are friends, or more!
The depth of superstition in this land
has led both Paul and Philip to despair.”
“It's true,” she says.
“Half of the Turks of Izmir think,” John says,
"the chieftainess of single-breasted Amazons
lent her name, Zmirna, to their town,
and built its walls;
and half that Alexander's stallion dreamt
the horse-head city into being.”
“It's true,” she says, “what the Izmiris say.
Zeus sat where you sit, earlier today.”
“The Alpha and Omega cometh,
brilliant clouds, a blaring trumpet,
a heptad of golden candlesticks,
a golden bra, a stumbling-block,
my mouth a two-edged sword,
a sardine stone and seven seals,
a lamb of seven horns and eyes,
four horses milk, red, jet and flax,
a moon and hail and fire of blood,
a wormwood star, and scorpions:
Go,take the little book that's open
in the fingers of an angel standing
astride the sea and earth, and eat,
that it shall make thy belly bitterer,
but thy mouth sweet, to prophesy.”
She takes his trembling hands
and cools them with her own.
They stand and they both know
he will not climb the mount again
nor she descend to Ephesus.
“You shall not die, know any pain,
he says, “but be assumed in your pefection
to a gold throne beside your son's.”
“But we shall always remain near,”
she said, “—you in the city, I here.
You will outlive this fiery apocalypse
and die in peace and blessedness.”
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Reply #92 on:
November 11, 2010, 10:04:03 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
John. Brother.
May I walk with you
back down the Mount?
I too have business
in the town.
Our friend in common,
Miriam,
would kill me if she knew
I laid in wait
like this for you.
But I'm beyond
the age of pussy-whip.
Is that striped sail
the ship that takes
you back to Patmos?
Oh, I did some sailing
in my day, like you—
saw Rome,
Phoenicia, and
the many islands.
There's a promontory
named for me
at Haifa, the Carmel,
not far from
Miriam's Nazareth.
She said she knew
your mother Salome
in Bethsaida,
where I also
have a temple,
and she speaks fondly
of the two of you.
You have
your mother's face.
That's really all
I have to say.
I wanted you
to hear my voice,
maybe defang
the bogeyman
a little bit.
I know you'll write
what you're inspired
to write.
I don't request
you soften anything,
just that you know
who is it
sits with Miriam
on winter afternoons
in gentleness.
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Reply #93 on:
November 13, 2010, 07:24:15 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Sat., Nov. 13
terpsichore
Zeus said to John,
You seem to me
to be one of the epicenters
of all this upheaval
and ferment.
Where does it come from?
People bandy
the idea about
that gods know everything
and are omnipotent
but change
still always seems
to come from without.
I know you
don't know either,
you've been driven
mad because
the lightning struck
your brain
like a hawk
a dove.
Everyone says
it comes from above,
then bubbles
inside the subconscious
until, finally,
to the light of day,
but all that
strikes me as another way
of saying
someone's heart
one day gave birth
to thoughts
that shook the earth.
I know I was static:
nothing ever changed
by my decree;
that's what omnipotence
meant to me.
Humans came up
with the mischief
and I only reacted,
and barely kept pace.
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Reply #94 on:
November 14, 2010, 09:14:46 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Sunday, Nov. 14 – Terpsichore
“The one thing Miriam
was sure about,” Zeus said,
“was that some figment
of her own discontent
found its way into him.”
He wanted John to know
that Yeshua had not
sprung from the deosphere
self-made
anymore than John's own
divinations came verbatim
from a god who
couldn't find another way
to state them.
The muse's seed
came tumbling from
a basket,
idly strewn
by a young rustic
with a girl on his mind,
fell,
buried in the scat
of a bird fleeing the claws
of a karakulak,
or was as tiny
as the seed of su teresi,
Turkish watercress,
that had escaped
a parent's brook
to mat, as if miraculous,
a hillside runnel far
from any ancestor.
“She felt herself in him,”
he said,
though John ambled ahead
as if unhearing.
“She felt as if
he undertook her pain.”
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Reply #95 on:
November 14, 2010, 10:40:16 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
My mother used to sing:
“Terpsichore, Terpsichore
Unclip your frizzy hair!
Don't think the earth is just
Or that there's gold in meek!
The only way to savor life
Is to unclip, unclip
Unclip your frizzy hair!”
I had a man once too,
well versed in trickery
like Zeus.
He made a big deal of my hair
and said, I know, I know,
when I complained about my dad
seducing this, that, and the other
woman, none of them my mother.
My big complaint, though,
just like hers,
is that it's gone.
The wool pulled lovingly
over the eyes is gone.
My beef is not with being courted
by a man that devious,
but with the courtship's end.
The days I live now,
in comparison, are tedious.
Though she was one
of those who usurped Mama's place,
I envy Miriam.
You mean, the Miriam here in your poem?
Do you suppose I've made her up?
Oh no! She's real, alright!
I envy how she got her lover back
and now she sits with him
all afternoon and watches
the baghlahs and triremes
come and go.
My lot
helping the poet
find a handhold
isn't exactly
a cat
on a hot tin roof
nor is it
the warm orange
rays of fondness.
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Reply #96 on:
November 15, 2010, 10:57:32 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Terpsichore, you're
lost in self-pity again.
Nobody's here on line
to hear you second-guess
your life.
That's what the pub's for, afterwards.
In any event
Euterpe needs to pee,
so pull yourself together
if you can
and go relieve her
up at inspiration's fountainhead;
I'll spell you here.
Dies, freund, ist von Clio:
a draft she fished
aus Josef Goebbels's wastepaper basket.
The yellow star each Jew must wear is remarkably humane on our part, hygienic and prophylactic, since there are Jews one cannot recognize by external signs. As Jews first appeared on the streets of Berlin, graced with their stars, what a surprise! Who knew there were so many? Everyone suddenly saw someone in the neighborhood who had seemed like a harmless fellow, perhaps complained or criticized a bit more than normal, but whom no one thought was a Jew!
One began to see Jews on the streets of the west side of Berlin walking with non-Jews. Their excuse? The Jews are human beings too. We never denied that, as we never denied the humanity of murderers, child rapists, thieves and pimps—though we never felt the need to parade down the Kurfürstendamm with them!
They have a new trick. They know the good-natured German Michael in us, ready to shed sentimental tears for any injustice; so now one suddenly has the impression that the Jews are all little babies and fragile old ladies! They send out the pitiable, but we know exactly what the situation is. When Mr. Bramsig and Mrs. Knöterich feel pity for an old woman in a Jewish star, we remember that a son of her distant uncle is a warmonger named Baruch or Morgenthau or Untermayer who stands behind Mr. Roosevelt, driving him to war, so that a U.S. soldier may one day shoot the only son of Bramsig or Knöterich dead.
If we have a fateful flaw in our national character, it is thinking everyone as good natured as we are. That’s how we Germans are. But there are differences between people, just as there are differences between animals. Some are good, others bad. That the Jew lives among us is no proof that he belongs among us, just as a flea is not a household pet simply because he lives in a house. Nor is he there because he loves us.
It has the makings of comedy,
do you agree?
The Jew, the goy, the dog, the flea,
the pimp, the U.S. president?
The yellow star like Tinkerbell
or like that little ball that bobs
over the notes you have to sing?
Maybe a sort of karaoke thing.
No, that's been done, no doubt—
Mel Brooks, Kurt Vonnegut.
I think the thing to do is stress it,
play with word-replacement.
I'm being ridiculous?
Insensitive?
You don't want to reheat
what inspired a Nazi?
Fine.
Just 2,415,356 more steps.
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Muse's Advisory - Wed., Nov. 17 - Thalia
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Reply #97 on:
November 16, 2010, 11:31:37 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Your dam dropped you in a cave,
then fashioned a stream to rinse
birth's soilure from your scalp,
wrote Kallimachos.
Then your umbilicus fell away
on the plain Cydonians call Navel
as nymphs sped you to Knossos.
In other words, you were a little squirt
once too, Zeus,
unless Saint Paul was right
when he wrote Titus
One of their own prophets
called all Cretans liars, evil beasts
and the bolts that lit Mount Ida weren't
the same ilk that knocked the cocky
Saul of Tarsus from his colt.
No one suspected you!
Why would you strike the scourge
of a new sect disputing your supremacy?
No one sees how sly you are—
how much you worked
behind the scenes to advertise your son
and earn your current ease.
Who else
parted the clouds by Jordan's bank;
perched Yeshua on the pinnacle
and offered him your throne,
which cup he pushed away
until a time more opportune;
offered oreads' feathery hands?
If you were not a sexist goat
you might have long ere offered me
your lightning's keys.
No, that's a cheap shot.
It was that Miriam had taken root
and for the first time in your long career
you thought about an heir.
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Reply #98 on:
November 17, 2010, 09:14:28 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
But you didn't think
enough. You let him think
he was your only son.
Where did that leave us
who made our livings
as your underlings?
We nine are stuck here
garlicking word-sausage,
conceivably retrainable
but feeble by long praxis.
And our half-sisters and
brothers are...where?
The last I heard about
any of them was Klotho
making headlines
when she sold her spindle
to the Dr. Edwards and
Dr. Kevorkian syndicate
and the next morning
when it was disclosed
she'd taken bribes from
John the Baptist's mom,
one of Heinlein's and
one of Mosley's heroes.
Yeshua seems so lonely.
There's this sweet idyll
of him lolling in the clouds
with you and Miriam,
apostles, saints and angels,
but you and I know
you hung him out to dry
and like a gay sex addict
he haunts leafed-over
country crosscuts and
black alleys, whispering
love to adherent minds.
I don't want you two
to give up your retirement;
quite the opposite.
It puts a warm glow
in my heart to see how
stable you are, finally.
I just think finishing
unfinished business with
your kids means more
contentment all around,
especially for Miriam--
he's all she's has, as well
as your last. None of us
are hungry young gods
anymore; our famous
infighting over dominance
is a thing of the past
and there's a good chance
we could have some fun
if you and Miriam just
passed a pipe around,
made the introductions.
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Reply #99 on:
November 18, 2010, 08:56:28 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on November 17, 2010, 09:14:28 PM
But you didn't think
enough. You let him think
he was your only son.
Where did that leave us
who made our livings
as your underlings?
We nine are stuck here
garlicking word-sausage,
conceivably retrainable
but feeble by long praxis.
And our half-sisters and
brothers are...where?
The last I heard about
any of them was Klotho
making headlines
when she sold her spindle
to the Dr. Edwards and
Dr. Kevorkian syndicate
and the next morning
when it was disclosed
she'd taken bribes from
John the Baptist's mom,
one of Heinlein's and
one of Mosley's heroes.
Yeshua seems so lonely.
There's this sweet idyll
of him lolling in the clouds
with you and Miriam,
apostles, saints and angels,
but you and I know
you hung him out to dry
and like a gay sex addict
he haunts leafed-over
country crosscuts and
black alleys, whispering
love to adherent minds.
I don't want you two
to give up your retirement;
quite the opposite.
It puts a warm glow
in my heart to see how
stable you are, finally.
I just think finishing
unfinished business with
your kids means more
contentment all around,
especially for Miriam--
he's all she's has, as well
as your last. None of us
are hungry young gods
anymore; our famous
infighting over dominance
is a thing of the past
and there's a good chance
we could have some fun
if you and Miriam just
passed a pipe around,
made the introductions.
The Vatican finally releases the authentic version of the painting... before they asked Michelangelo to make some changes.
~
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Reply #100 on:
November 18, 2010, 09:32:45 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Even back then, "the four sons" caused a lot of finger-pointing!
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Reply #101 on:
November 18, 2010, 09:50:36 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thalia dear, your father
may not be the bronco
that he once was,
but he's still Zeus.
You must know scolding
isn't what will get his ear.
He kept us in the dark.
When John began to call Yeshua
The Only Begotten Son,
unsure, he came and asked me,
“Mother, is that accurate?”
I said,
“If the shoe fits, wear it.”
I don't know if he's open
to changing it now.
One of Many Begotten Sons
has less cachet,
and apologizing for the error
might drive some believers away.
He has to think of them.
A lot of the details
tacked onto his legend
are utilitarian, not factual,
but why overturn the effective
in slavish service of the actual?
You too need to clean out your ears.
If you think Yeshua will solve your problems
occupational and existential
I think you're over-estimating
just how providential faith can be.
Fun?
My son
has never cracked a smile in his life.
The occasional pun
is as far as he got.
If you and your eight spinster sisters
are looking for a good time,
go bark up a chestnut tree.
Go look up Dionysos, Herakles,
or nephew Pan;
give Orion and the Dog Star
as wide a berth as you can.
Listen,
they say I whisper
straight into Yeshua's ear
but nothing could be farther
from the truth.
When I have something
I need him to hear
I get down on my knees
like everybody else,
press two hands together,
squeeze shut the eyelids
and pour out my heart.
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Reply #102 on:
November 20, 2010, 12:11:56 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
I'm called the queen of comedy
but what is that
but tragedy by other means?
Instead of Romeo and Juliet
one finally in druggy death,
the gere that speeds them into bliss:
Before milk-white, now purple with love's wound,—
And maidens call it love-in-idleness.
All those shipwrecked, worshipped,
nightmared and romance-marooned
in Shakespeare and in Aristophanes
are candidates for fatal madnesses
hijacked by a messiah from a crane.
So, yes. The pun. The turn of phrase.
The swish and twirl of a magic wand!
I am your girl.
I know 1000 ways to mock a blonde,
belittle country folk
and satirize the Sapphic dike;
I know
That Nigger's Crazy
in and out
and recipes for Love Potions
from 1 to 99
and every wedding dance,
"Bésame Mucho,” the “Tarantella,”
“Hava Nagila,” Etta James “At Last”;
can stretch the tales of Scheherazade
and glue his eyes to me
for one more night;
but the funny thing?
It's only silly fantasy.
There's death
by blade or love at first sight.
No happy ending.
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Reply #103 on:
November 21, 2010, 12:40:20 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
But this
unending afternoon-lit
interlude above colossal Ephesus
whose house of Artemis
raised high enough by Croesus
had earned Zeus's
never-dying fondness—
this—
beyond what dramatists
could ever dare insist
were possible, its
labyrinth
of story twists
and pure coincidence
enough to overtax
even those innocents
addicted to theatric
feasts where the antagonists
are paper thin
and Cupid's
toxicology accomplishes
his far-fetched couplings—
unless
the maelstrom
gusting sweet John's brain
had neither been psychosis
nor Yeshua risen
but Zeus devious
inspiring the apostle
of delirium to pander
and no sooner left
the salt-eyed Miriam
behind on mount Koressos
than Zeus rose
from granite throne
and quit the cave
to take his evening
constitutional
and looking more like
goatherd than the handsome goat
she once had known
he came upon her
as she sat and wondered
what to make
of cats and gurgling spring
and the extraordinary light.
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Reply #104 on:
November 21, 2010, 10:44:32 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
He walked up quietly to ask,
“Woman, why do you weep?”
“My only son is gone,”
she said. “I'm lost—no husband,
and my only friend
worse off than me.
He brought me here to hide
after my son was crucified
for crime of giving prophecy
to hope-starved Jews.”
She peered at him a moment,
and gestured with one hand
toward the bench.
“My name is Miriam,
my sire Joachim of Nazareth.
Your speech brands you
a countryman, a Galilean too.
What is your father's name?”
He smiled a crooked smile,
as if her question took his tongue.
“The spring that gurgles here
is sweet,” she says.
“Would you like drink?”
“Such awful grief,”
Zeus said at last,
“asks both for balmy water
and forgetful gere.
I have strong wine here in my skin,
shall we commingle and commiserate?
It's been a long, long time
since I was young,
my own life had its ups and downs,
though not so hard a fate
as you. It breaks my heart.”
“Then, mix, here is a bowl.
Yeshua's death has sequel:
the third day after burial
a man one mourner didn't recognize
identified himself as my son
risen from the dead
and she embraced him.
When she told Yeshua's other friends,
her words seemed idle tales
and they believed them not
but afterwards the same man
came to them as they cast nets
onto the sea of Kinneret.
At first they also said, 'You lie,'
but then my son's beloved John
who leant upon his breast at meals—
who brought me here to die—
cried out, 'It's him!'
That startled even Peter so,
he pulled his oilskin on
and leapt into the tide!”
The goatherd poured and they both drank.
“They say,” she said, “eventually, in Bethany,
as they looked on, Yeshua was raised up,
a cloud received him from their sight,
and so his mother also lacks a grave.”
“Poor woman, drink again.
Let me become your friend.
My cave's not far.
But let me fill your cup
and then tomorrow come
and sit another hour.”
“Something's familiar
in your voice and mien.”
“My father, violent Kronos, wandered as did I
and foreign tongues come easily to us.
My other legacy from him
was strength beyond my size
but gently shooing goats on hillsides
long since squandered it.”
“Your name, goatherd?'
“My mother named me Zeus,
her mind inflated by the love
that witches mothers without men
to view their sons as gods.”
She wept again.
Zeus once more filled her cup
but she no longer drank
and he got up
and left as quietly
as when he came.
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Reply #105 on:
November 22, 2010, 07:54:29 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
They clustered at Yeshua's feet
amid the zealous flies
and swarming sacerdotal ants
the daughters of Jerusalem
Miriam, Magdalen and Salome
John's mother
John himself
unbearded and effeminate
admitted
to the crucifixion grounds
from which male followers
were saved
after the incident of Peter
slicing off the ear
of Caiphas's slave.
The afternoon grew overcast
as things wore on.
The small talk
with the highwaymen collapsed
and there was just
the odd sob, groan
or catch of breath
that notched one of the men
or one of their mourners
closer to their death.
The centurions grew bored
and started throwing dice—
the Jews were pests in life
and then died slowly too.
One of the robber's aunts
thundered at three o'clock,
rousing the soldiers to act,
“Now lance these wretches
whose suffering's too long,
ye smelly jack-ass brutes,
an' git ye back to barracks
the quicker to git yer oats!”
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Reply #106 on:
November 23, 2010, 06:02:14 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
They sit again and see the
haint-blue bay turn gold.
“What became of the others
of your Twelve,” she asks,
“who cohabited Olympos?”
“Ah yes, Delta Omega Delta
we called it, for Dodekatheon—
Demeter, Hera, Poseidon
and yours truly, Zeus,
Aphrodite and Hephaestus,
Athena, Ares, Apollo, Artemis,
Hermes and girlish Dionysus.
We had good times up there,
drank the juice of immortality
while it lasted,
but no one lives outside
of time for long, and time's
incorrigibly iconoclastic.”
“You aged?”
“Not 'aged.' Aging is passive.
One by one we chose
a temporary plum whose pit
we knew contained a seed
of attachment—
tanha, the Buddha called it.
We surrendered immortality
and its wellspring in Olympos
for objects out of reach
to a god's compellent fingers.
“They're all gone now,
the last was Hera,
headstrong, obstinate,
who finally gave in
to a sinewy young Gaul's
tradition that she come
feed beneath the oaks.
Guarding the fiery spokes
of Helios's chariot—
what's left of them,
that is, since devious
Prometheus hid one
inside the fennel stalk—”
“And you're still sore
at him for that?”
“Not as sore as he is!”
And Zeus smiled.
“I miss the little rat.
If I ever went back,
I wouldn't be surprised
to find that he's the one
who sits cloud-cloaked
and keeps the furnace
of the sun well stoked.
And I'd like to think
that Hera's lot in Holyhead
has turned out well.
On the way to middle age,
though, boy I bet she
gave those druids hell!”
She took his hand
and thought, remembering
the way he wooed her
like a god, How nice it is
to be loved by a man.
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Reply #107 on:
November 24, 2010, 06:11:08 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Tanha—desire, attachment?
Did it tempt Zeus
from his godly dharma
and leave him drowsing
by a humble hillside hearth?
We taste him in our veins,
religously follow his epics;
we know him;
and we know
the modus operandi of being
eternal is,
You never change.
Change is the author of time,
whether the rising of the sun,
the drip of water or of sand,
or the vibration of casesium.
So it's a pretty tale—
wishful thinking, syncretic—
but unless he's setting Miriam up
for some grand new victimization
that goatherd warming his toes
in bed with her is no more Zeus
than Hayley Mills is Lenny Bruce.
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Reply #108 on:
November 25, 2010, 06:42:36 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Fri., Nov. 26 - Clio:
The day is on the wing
when Zeus melts into view
beneath the olive trees.
A snow-white ewe
follows him coltishly.
“It's Io!” he fumes, sitting.
“Hera sent her to me to test
my sexual sobriety—isn't
that the height of irony?
She'll stoop to anything!”
Miriam tips the pitcher
to the mixing bowl
and watches him fill
it with claret from
the limniá vines
pruned basket-shaped
on the far hillside.
“You came late today,”
she barely speaks.
He mutely tips the bowl
into their cups
and the observant bay
flames reddish gold.
“Helios makes quite a show
of growing old tonight,”
she says.
“He does.”
The white ewe comes
to nuzzle their ankles.
“Before you arrived,”
he says, “this house
was considered haunted,
and all of the cats—
where are they all today?—
were thought to be
reincarnations of the girls
whom I deflowered.
Nonsense. In fact,
inside them live the souls
of Amazons who founded
Ephesus but couldn't bear
either to lose this scape
or live among the males
who overtook their district.
Helios is the only caress
they want, old as he is.”
“Io,” she cries, “is shameless!
Look, she wants us both
to pet her.
I believe she'd lie down
with a squid if Hera let her.
Maybe a skinner in town
could find some way
to settle her down.”
“You're worse than me!”
Zeus says, and roars.
He drinks; lifts up the bowl
again; and pours.
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Reply #109 on:
November 27, 2010, 04:54:01 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Sat., Nov. 27 – Clio:
We are the pride of the army
And a regiment of great renown
Our name's on the pages of history
From '66 on down
Hurrah for our brave commanders
Who lead us into the fight
We'll do or die in our country's cause
And battle for the right
'Tis the gallant Seventh Cavalry
It matters not where we're goin'
Such you'll surely say as we march away
And our band plays "Garryowen"
Col. Custer, Nov. 27, 1868
before butchering Comanches
I, Urban, chief bishop and prelate over the whole world by the command of God, come as His ambassador to all princes and subjects here in Flanders. You are the salt of the earth. But if you fall short in your duty, how will it be salted? O how great the need of salting! How great the need for you to correct with the salt of wisdom this foolish people, lest the Lord find them putrefied by their sins unsalted and stinking. For if He find worms in them because you neglect to salt them, you be fiercely overwhelmed in hell, the abode of death.
Turks and Arabs have attacked the territory of Christians as far west as the Hellespont, and overcome them in seven battles. Oh, race of Franks, chosen by God! From Jerusalem and from Constantinople, a horrible tale goes forth that an accursed race from the land of Persians, utterly alienated from God, depeoples the lands of Greeks by the sword, pillage and fire. They circumcise captive Christians, spread the blood upon the altars or pour it into the baptismal font. To torture people, they perforate their navels, dragging forth the intestine, and bind it to a stake; then flog the victim around and around until the viscera gush forth. And what shall I say of the abominable rape of the women? To speak of it is worse than to be silent.
Of those who make pilgrimage there, the Saracens examine the callouses of their heels, cutting them open and folding the skin back, lest they had sewed money there. They give them scammony to drink until they vomit or burst their bowels, lest they swallowed gold or silver; or cut their bowels open with a sword and, spreading out the folds of the intestines, with frightful mutilation disclose whatever nature held there in secret.
Whose is the labor of avenging these wrongs, if not you, whom God gave great courage, bodily activity, and strength to humble the hairy scalp of those who resist you?
Deus volt! God commands it!
What veneration deserves the tomb of the ground whereon the blood of the Son of God was poured forth, and His body, its quivering members dead, rested? O what a disgrace if such a base race, which worships demons, conquer a people blessed by the name of Christ!
All who die en route, whether by land or by sea, or in battle, shall have immediate remission of sins, through the power God vested in me. If you are hindered by love of children, parents and wives, the Lord says, "He that loveth father or mother more than me, is not worthy." Nor let possessions detain you, since this land you inhabit, shut in on all sides by seas and mountain peaks, is too narrow for your population, and furnishes scarcely food enough for its cultivators. Instead, take the road to the Holy Sepulchre, wrest that land from the wicked race, and take it for yourselves, which floweth with milk and honey given by God.
But if it befall you to die, Christ shall find you in His army. God pays with the same shilling, whether at the first or eleventh hour; empurpled with your own blood, you have gained everlasting glory! For such a Commander you ought to fight, one who lacks neither might nor wealth with which to reward you.
Gird thy sword upon thy thigh. Who chooses this holy pilgrimage, let him wear the sign of the cross of the Lord on his forehead or on his breast; and when he returns, let him place the cross on his back between his shoulders. Let this his clarion cry be:
Christus volt! Christ commands it!
Otho de Lagery, Pope Urban II, Nov. 27, 1095
proclaiming the First Crusade
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Reply #110 on:
November 27, 2010, 08:35:03 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
May I speak again?
our would-be Byron says.
I'm at the center
of all this chattering
but no one
really seems too interested
in what
I have to say.
If I trade
little bits of what I know
about a woman
when she loves a man
for little bits
of literary history
whose business is that
but my own?
You Social Revolution poets
need to get a life.
With all the Buddhist-isms
being bandied about
you should know
a lot of people do worse things
than stand in line
because they want to write.
Sure
I could be more like Jesus Christ
and try to feed the poor instead
but why attempt
to stand the natural order
on its head?
Jesus said
the hungry
will always be among us
so why not share a tip
along the way
about how we once
got some good Catholic girl
to kiss us?
What's wrong with metrical
good-natured entertainment
given how fond
bodhisattvas themselves are
of cherry-blossom
arrangement?
If this Take-A-Number
offends you, go away.
Not only is the soup line
over there,
but random, lost, miraculous
jade chips
from Shangri-La itself
are buried
in the mini-cemetery
of James Hilton's underwear.
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Reply #111 on:
November 28, 2010, 07:20:26 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Truth is,
Zeus said,
I wasn't crazy
about mountain-tops.
I wandered in disguise
along the wharves
at each Aegean port,
alongside rivers, lakes—
as you can see,
I like a water view.
The day I first laid eyes
on you
I had gone hiking
from the Carmel
up the Kishon river
through Besara
poked my head
into the basalt caves
where a acquaintance
or two lived
when I saw a sign
for Nazareth
and one of those voices
in my head
urged me to have a look.
What drew me
to one particular girl
I caught a glimpse of
sitting at a sunny window
immersed in a book?
Oddly, it was the book.
I was seized by
a powerful curiosity
about what put
that particular look
on your face.
I wondered if I
could do that too.
I was supposed to be
omnipotent.
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Reply #112 on:
November 29, 2010, 08:15:35 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
“What did I see
in you?” Miriam exclaims.
“Chutzpah, for one thing.
You walked right in
like it was your house
and you had come to say
'I'm home'—
then looked at me
as if I were the most exotic
human being
you had ever seen,
scorching my face
with your black eyes
like Nabateans scorch the hillocks
to smoke hyrax out.”
“So not my beard,
nor hands?” Zeus pleads.
“Poets will say
it was my beard and hands
and that I smelled
more sweetly
than the average man.”
She laughs. “Your beard
makes you resemble
nothing more than one
of Homer's bumpkins
and your hands look
like you've grappled
one too many sheep.
You do have a
distinctive smell
but only swineherds
might find it a treat.”
“Io—“
“Io would call a
saw-scaled viper sweet
if she thought
it would get her served
in her unceasing
oestral heat.”
“A great prophet's
going to write,
'He appeared to her
as a well-made man';
my form's been sculpted
into comely statues
fairly frequently;
perhaps for cause?”
“Don't fish
for compliments from me!
Everyone knows it was
the torso of Alcamenes
that Phidias spread olive oil on,
and then the face of Ageladas,
twin models for
your chryselephantine colossus—
and every sculptor
since has copied that.
If you looked half as good
as half your statues look
you'd never have created
and perfected
that bold, curious expression
I, in inexperience,
mistook for transcendental.”
“You're all a god could want,
dear Miriam—
to be known well
and leveled with.
You've no idea how much
demeaned I've felt
volleyed with antiphons
as if I were a monolith.”
“It's worse for me,” she says.
“My cult believes I care
about each person individually.
'Ave Maria' is easy
but 'Mother Mary come to me'
after a wrenching litany
of sins and sorrows
mars my sleep.
What has become
of common courtesy?
Oh, I'd welcome anonymity!”
The sun's blood
spilled onto the bay below.
Unexpected rose the moon
white as the face of Io
above the red flood
of the slippery abattoir
as they uncasked
another ewer of bright wine
and warmly reminisced
the halcyon-starred past.
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Reply #113 on:
November 30, 2010, 08:07:11 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
“Will you go back
to your old footloose rut—”
she asks Zeus
“—after you've relaxed
as much as fickle stock
like yours can brook?
It's not as though you'll
ever be too old to rule.”
They watch John
labor up the road,
weighed down
as usual by seafood—
first a stationary pinprick
on the winding path,
now an approaching ant.
“Six hundred years,” he says,
“was Noah's walk upon the earth
before he got
the inspiration, 'Boat.'
Much to his wife's dismay
that lasted eightscore days—
and then he got a notion
in his head to train grapes
and make wine.
That's how men are.
Where I'll pursue my bliss
in a six-hundred-year
is anybody's guess;
this hexakosioi, it's here,
dear Miriam.”
The cries of poor John's
retinue of seven gulls
and seven crows reverberate
while black and white
wings jockey in the air
above his head.
Cats cast uneasy
glances to the sky
where buzzards
loiter on the updrafts
in case someone
with red blood
winds up dead.
“Looks like the seafood's
old again,” laughs Miriam.
“The cats are getting fat.”
“You know
he knows I'm here,”
Zeus says.
“Still, humor him, and go.
He has it in his head
that he and I are anchorites.
He only stays the hour—
bestows his latest prophecy
and mourns the power
of Yeshua's touch
to soothe disturbing dreams
on nights when thunderbolts
unnerve the atmosphere.”
“His remonstrations
with the gulls
are getting worse.
But if you promise
you feel safe with him,
I'll disappear.”
He stands. She smiles.
Mixed with the shrieking
of the vying birds
they now can hear
the hermit's curses
indicate he's less
than half a mile down
the coiling road.
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Reply #114 on:
December 01, 2010, 06:52:28 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
The saint climbs the path
with his fishy-smelling sack
oblivious both
to the boot in front
and the boot in back.
One scroll unfurls
inside his head
and one beneath his feet,
the third a kompolói
of strung olive stones
from the grove Gethsemane.
I on the isle of Patmos
heard a trumpet unto Ephesus
and unto Smyrna
and unto Pergamos
and unto Thyatira
and unto Sardis
and unto Philadelphia
and unto Laodicea!
Ahead of him
the face of Miriam
floats, pale.
His eyes like flame
searched reins and hearts
and his feet like brass
tred pavingstones
and stumblingblocks!
The last is greater
than the first
until the vessels
of the potter break
to shivers like
the evening star!
He tries to smile
but finds a smile already
seated on his lips.
She reaches out a hand
to bless his.
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by
Tom Riordan
I come quickly!
John cried,
ascending the hill with his sack.
Flies buzzed around his head
and straggled in his hair;
four swifts did acrobatics in the sky.
The first beast is a lion,
the second a calf, the third a man
the last an eagle with inward eyes!
The sun flared. His dry lips cracked.
A wary yeoman and bone-thin ox
passed by on the narrow track.
Behold a white stallion!
My Lord, how long, how long?
A deathstalker blocked his way,
barb poised and claws spread wide.
John stooped and cupped his palm,
raised up the scorpion to within
striking distance of his eyes
and prayed,
Lord, here am I!
It arched its six-striped back,
stretched forth its mighty tail
and took its barb to strike
but hesitated and was stayed.
Not my will be done but thine.
I hear thy voice, which I obey!
He opened the mouth of his sack
and dropped the scorpion in.
Amen.
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by
Tom Riordan
He can no more contain himself
than the torrents rushing down
rock gulches after cloudbreaks.
Stars of heaven fall to the earth
like a fig tree casting untimely figs
when shaken by a mighty wind!
The heavens depart like a scroll
when it is rolled back together
and every mountain and island
rooted up from its foundations!
The blue sky and white sun
are concealments, illusions;
all the flies and birds more
of the Evil-doer's diversions.
They shall hunger no more
nor thirst any more; for
the lamb shall feed them
and lead them to fountains of balsam!
He shall wipe all the tears
from the glass of their eyes!
Behind the veil of his own face
John is blinded by the lightning
and deafened by the booming of
thunder like roaring behemoths.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
And behold, the curtain
of the temple was torn
in two from top to bottom;
and the earth was shaken;
and rocks were broken open;
and vaults also were cloven
and many bodies of the saints
who had fallen asleep arisen
and coming out of the tombs;
and after their resurrection
they hastened to Jerusalem
and they appeared to many.
John stumbles. The string
binding his sack is broken
and the foul octopus inside
slides out on to the path.
He thinks in his delirium
it is Belial's stillborn son:
his fingers burn as he lifts
it back into the flaxen sack,
then continues up the hill
to make his visit to Miriam.
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by
Tom Riordan
an angel
smoke ascending from her head
lightnings
of hail and fire mixed with blood
trees burnt
green grass
a mountain burnt
sea creatures burnt
the sea made bitter
by the damned star Wormwood
a young man leads a white goat
down the hill
its horns
cedars of Lebanon
two thick legs
like the thief who asked Yeshua
to remember him
John praises god
the goat bleats
with the voice of Gabriel
the yeoman takes
from underneath his coat
a waterskin
and offers John to drink
this day
you'll be with me in Paradise
John says
Father
the yeoman says
look at the silver sea today
takes drink himself
puts back the waterskin
continues down the path
John hefts his sack of food
for Miriam
resumes his climb
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by
Tom Riordan
and the fifth angel was given
the key of the bottomless pit
and he opened the bottomless pit
and there arose a smoke
and there came out of the smoke
locusts and scorpions
and it was commanded them
that they should not hurt
the grass of the earth
nor any green thing nor any tree
but only those men which have not
his seal on their foreheads
that they should but be tormented
five months as the torment
when a scorpion striketh a man
and in those days shall men
seek death and not find it
and shall desire to die
and death shall flee from them
and the shapes of the locusts
like horses prepared unto battle
and their faces as the faces of men
and their hair as the hair of women
and their teeth as the teeth of lions
and breastplates of iron
and the sound of their wings
as horses running to battle
for the king of locusts' name
in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon
and in the Greek tongue Apollyon
and the Latin tongue Exterminans
one woe past and coming
two woes more hereafter
for their power is in their mouth
and in their tails like unto serpents
and with them they do hurt men
unrepented of the works of their hands
nor of their sorceries
[*This and most John's visions/rants are “found passages” from his
Apocalypse.]
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by
Tom Riordan
An ivory angel
clothed in cloud appears,
a rainbow on his hair,
sun on his mouth,
his right foot on the sea
and left on solid ground.
John hears a lion roar
and seven thunders say,
“Seal up some things
and write them not.”
In the shadow of his brow
John sees the olive trees,
the roundstone hut where Miriam
Yeshua's mother is.
He has fish in his sack
to nourish her
whom Yeshua entrusted him
as he expired on Golgotha,
which keeps him
rooted to the earth.
“I'll seal up every thing
the thunder says
and write it not,” he thinks.
“Good man,” Gabriel winks.
“Sinners need help to see
wonders believers dream.”
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by
Tom Riordan
And was given him a reed like a rod
when the angel stood, saying, “Rise.
These are the two olive trees
standing before the god of the earth
and if any man will hurt them
these have power to shut heaven
and smite the earth with all plagues
that dead bodies shall lie in the street
of the city where Yeshua is crucified.”
“John,” Miriam says. “Come,
sit and drink, first water
and then wine.”
But there appeared a woman
clothed as with raiment of the sun
and the moon beneath her feet
and upon her head twelve stars
and she cried travailing in birth
and pained to be delivered until
there appeared first a red dragon
having seven heads and ten horns
to devour her child as soon as it
was born and then brought forth
a man-child who was to rule men
and she fled into the wilderness
to that place prepared of God
that he should feed her there
and hide her child from the dragon
for a thousand and two hundred
and threescore days whereupon
the earth were delivered of illusion.
John seats himself
and beside him seats himself Yeshua
arisen.
“Shlom, Miriam.”
“Shlom, John.”
“The beast who bided here with you
has spoken to me on the road
and blasphemes your son Yeshua.”
“No beast, John. It's Zeus, Yeshua's father.”
“John, she cannot hear you,” says Yeshua.
“Lord, with what tongue shall I speak?” John asks.
“Drink, friend,” says Miriam,
and passes him cool water from the spring.
“The beast impugns your purity,” John says.
She laughs softly,
like unto the voice of the cistern.
“Though she be my mother,
she heareth me not,” says Yeshua.
“Lord, give me words,” John says.
“Your words, John, always comfort me.
Your voice reminds me of Yeshua's voice
in childhood
which delights me.”
“He is here, Mother!” John says with zeal.
“Is he?” she says. “Would that I could see him!”
“Only open thine eyes,” John says.
“It's time to go,” Yeshua says.
“The Greek boat waits; the ebb
tide changes its devotement.”
John stands and casts about his eyes
down on the cast that paw the sack of fish.
“I bring you squid and octopus,” he says,
“forbidden to the Jews
but which Yeshua places on our plate,
saying 'Take and eat all that my father
hath provided for thy sustinence.'”
“Friend, thank you,” she says, standing too.
“Whatever beast it is
that you call Zeus,”
John says,
“seeks only to corrupt you.”
“Oh, that ship has sailed, John!”
“She cannot hear,” Yeshua says.
“Go now and return thyself to Patmos.
I await you.”
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by
Tom Riordan
“I really
had
to leave,”
Zeus says to Miriam.
“The last time Patmos visited
I thought I heard an echo
of the seethe of angry thought
I buried deep
beneath the ocean
where that isle once lay
before arising to the light—
now, not an echo, but a roar.”
And he shall see an angel crying
and calling forth, 'Babylon is fallen',
and sitting on a white cloud thrusts
his sickle on the clusters of the vine
whose grapes are fully ripe;
and a sea of glass mingled with fire;
and a noisome sore which is the blood
of the dead and number of the beast;
and frogs come from the dragon's lips;
and every island fled away from air;
and every mountain disappeared...
“It's not your fault,”
she says. “Even when
he was young
John heard and saw
what others could not.
The afternoon Yeshua
wandering the shores
of Kinneret
hailed Zebedee
and those two boys
whilst they repaired torn
nets inside their fishing-boat
John glimpsed reborn
in my son's face
the Baptist they had loved
and father Zebedee
asked brother Jacob
to go with little John
and try to keep him safer
than his namesake.”
When Herod heard Yeshua's fame, he said,
'It's John the Baptist risen from the dead.'
“Ironically,” she says,
“it wasn't Zebedee's frail John
but sturdy Jacob
whom a Herod beheaded
eleven years afterward.”
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December 09, 2010, 08:05:05 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
The sea rears up at Arki's Knob.
The celeusta unclips a rowers' whip
and scowls at the Galilean raving,
Come hither! A great whore sits
on a scarlet beast with a cup
in her hand brimmed with filth!
Her forehead is named Mystery!
Great Babylon is fallen, fallen,
become the habitation of devils
and the cage of hateful birds!
Come out of her, my people!
Double her double in the cup
for she hath lived deliciously
as a widow who feels no sorrow!
Merchants of the earth wax rich
by the abundance of her delicacies:
of merchandise of gold and pearl,
of fine linen and purple and silk,
of scarlet and all thyine wood,
of vessels of ivory and of brass,
of iron and marble and cinnamon,
of wine and oil and fine flour,
of beasts and sheep and chariots!
Oh, to take his sword and air
that Jew's malodorous brain!
Four more leagues to Cape Crane.
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December 10, 2010, 07:42:32 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
John approaches again.
Miriam sits alone.
Her smoke rose up for ever and ever
She made herself ready in fine linen
And his eyes were flame and his feet
Treadeth the winepress of fierceness
Clothed with vesture dipped in blood.
I fell at his feet to worship him
But he said
Don't
I cried out to all the fowls that fly
Come and gather and devour the flesh
of kings and mighty men and horses
And they flew down and delivered up
The dead which were in them and the sea
Delivered up the dead which were in it
Until there was no more sea
She rises
and opens her palms in greeting.
Alleluia
Alleluia
God shall wipe away tears from their eye
Until there is no more death nor any pain
Her smile is so complicated.
On the east are three gates
One jasper and one sapphire and one chalcedony
On the north three gates
One emerald and one sardonyx and one sardius
On the south three gates
One chrysolite and one beryl and one topaz
On the west three gates
One chrysoprasus and one jacinth and one amethyst
The street of the city is pure gold
Transparent glass which has no need of sun
For he that is unjust let him be unjust
Filthy let him be filthy
Righteous let him be righteous
Dogs and whoremongers and idolaters
Whosoever loveth or who maketh a lie
Let him take the water of life freely from my hand
In John's own palsied hand
a knife.
Zeus steps out
from behind the house
and issues forth
a lightningbolt
more feeble even
than the stroke
that he produced
although disastrously
on Semele's demand
and John's fingertips
burn away to ash
and with them
the last remnant
of his intelligence.
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December 10, 2010, 07:46:46 PM »
by
R Raymond
Blown away by this image T:
"and John's fingertips
burn away to ash
and with them
the last remnant
of his intelligence."
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December 10, 2010, 08:01:18 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Glad to hear it!
In my own head anyway, Rob, the long stretches of apocalyptic palaver seem to heighten the bits and stretches of narration, sort of like that pleasure when you stop hitting yourself with a hammer or something.
How do you experience it? The apoc stuff readable enough? not? Tom
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by
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A lot is out of my knowledge depth. I skim some of the stuff - the historical - and looks for the nuggets like the one above. I am afraid my "learnin'" brain is rusty at times. I may not be fit to comment on most of this. I do have 69+ printed pages to read Tom. Maybe then, aided by memory, google and books, I'll be more smarter-er and more in a position to comment. Right now, I am browsing. And enjoying it.
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by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, Rob. That answers my question.
Knowledge wise, some bits will register with one reader, some with another, but the whole thing's still got to work without any specialized knowledge.
Skim, browse, surf, I don't care what the heck you do as long as you're "enjoying it," and if you're not, then it all just sinks!
Tom
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by
Tom Riordan
“Thank god!”
says Byron 2,215,003.
“Your sister's wandered way, way
off the point
with all that
John of Patmos stuff.”
Well, now we'll need
your expertise again.
We skipped ahead—
hunger revisits cats
passed out oblivious
to all but belly-bliss
after their feast
of putrid octopus;
the candles vigilant
on distant Patmos
give one glimmer less;
the fat green olives
have turned blond—
to when Zeus comes
after a month away
and weeping Miriam
unvisited by John
bids him sit down
and quench his thirst
with purple wine;
the god enwraps her
with his brawny arm
and lets her drench
his shirt with tears—
that night while stars
in constellations fixed
immortalize the lives
of Cassiopeia, Orion,
twin Castor and Pollux,
Miriam asks to learn
of Zeus's other kids—
his lovers—any wives.
He stands up, smiles,
refills two bowls
and breaks a loaf
of bread in two.
Why not? he thinks.
The evening air is cool
and still enough
to hear tales only
whispered once.
“How much time do
you have for listening?”
he asks. “It's been
a long and fertile life.”
“I have all night.”
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December 12, 2010, 04:58:58 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
“My first,”
Zeus says,
was an Egyptian maiden
just emerged from Nile mud.”
“The inexperienced do seem
to be his specialty,”
our aspiring Byron wrily notes.
It's true, and it makes sense.
An older women who has tooled
around the block a time or two
isn't susceptible to easy charms.
Imagine hoodoo like this
snake-charming a fishwife:
Love hovered over her
Caressed with gentle touch
That left a maid immaculate
But heavy with child!
“Teenage girls
are
moony—”
Tom objects,
“but this getting pregnant
and denying any screwing?
Are these pregnant girls who claim
it happened liars or deluded?”
Infatuation makes you both.
“Okay, so tell me,
who's the lucky little Copt?
Paint the scene.
I'll fill in the psychology—
I all too well recall
adolescence's insanity.”
“What happened exactly
I can't remember,
one of those primal things
the crocodile brain controls.
My second conquest, though—
a young Phoenician girl—
her I remember in detail!
“Oh, how I set the trap.
I hid to study her
behind a thickly batted cloud
and laid seduction plans
she'd be unable to resist.
I gave myself the form
of a cute calf who trotted up
with a cut flower in his mouth.
She put a garland on my neck.
Next thing she knew—“
“I've heard this one.
She's climbs onto his back
and feels the unsuspected
stir of sex
when he starts galloping.”
“I bore her straight
into the waves
five hundred miles
till beneath a plane tree
on the beach of Crete
I turned into an eagle—“
As Ovid wrote:
“With all her might against his force she strove;
But how can mortal maids contend with Jove?”
“—and raped her.”
“What kind of man
resorts to violence?”
Many do.
“They feel like gods
who have the right?
Hate the frustration
of their impotence?”
“To call us powerful
possessed of strength
but not control
is a mistake.
Such weakness
I would come to rue
a little further down
life's road—
soon break my own
heart too
attacking Leda.”
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by
silent lotus
Thomas Hart Benton, American, 1889-1975
Persephone, 1938-1939
Alternate Title: Rape of Persephone
Tempera with oil glazes on canvas, mounted on panel
Unframed: 72 1/8 x 56 1/16 inches (183.2 x 142.4 cm)
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December 12, 2010, 06:39:11 PM »
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Tom Riordan
Ah yes, another sad case, Silent.
If we generally believed that gods did steal girls and made them pregnant, can you imagine how often it would happen? Everybody gets let off the hook!
Tom
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by
silent lotus
dear Tom
i felt indeed that the Thomas Hart Benton canvas
might speak well here.
and a link for it finished in color
http://www.nelson-atkins.org/art/CollectionDatabase.cfm?id=27583&theme=american
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Tom Riordan
Hades painted so...human, with so much understanding, sympathy. You can hear him saying "I just wanted to look." or "I just wanted to touch." or "I just wanted to have." Tom
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December 13, 2010, 08:06:57 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
In bulrushes,
Zeus says,
taking a lengthy sip,
downstream from Sparta,
a skinny-dipping fille
new with child by man
is forcibly implanted
with an egg containing god.
Yeats wrote,
“A shudder in the loins engenders there
The broken wall, the burning roof and tower—”
So Castor and Pollux,
Dios Kouri, would be born
twinned charioteers
and boxers from the womb
alongside mortal,
all-beguiling Clytemnestra
and the half-blood Helen,
rape-bait too.
“—And Agamemnon dead.”
I wept,
a blush upon my cheeks
the dawn of right and wrong
but also my attempts
to make amends
to Leda
which just made things worse:
so one omniscient and omnipotent
first learned
of things that never are undone—
twelve steps, of no avail—
apology, upon deaf ears.
Gaze upward, Miriam.
The brothers frozen in the sky
will still be frozen there
the night I finally die.
Dear Zeus,
she says
tipping the bowl into his cup,
sins are indelible
despite Yeshua's pledge,
but so are kindnesses.
Look up, yourself,
and wish instead on
winged Aries's golden pelt.
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by
Tom Riordan
Trombonist, band leader, and Army
German-language propagandist
Major Alton Glenn Miller
went missing in action
with two crewmen over the English Channel
in a Canadian UC-64 Noorduyn Norseman.
The hand of god's been known
every so often
to pluck a favorite from the air.
Aviatrix Amelia Earhart vanished
over the Pacific near the Nukumanu Islands
with Fred Noonan in an Lockheed Electra 10E.
“I see some skinny couple's
taken that old cottage
on the next hill,” Miriam tells Zeus.
“Lots of wild music.
And they fly poleless flags
a hundred feet up in the air
on windy days,
attached by lengths of cord."
“Idle hands—”
he says half-sheepishly,
“—the devil's tools.”
“I thought as much!
I didn't think
you could content yourself
for long
with counting goats
and getting drunk
with an old crone.
Introduce me?”
“There's the couple,
plus three very horny
brothers, all five lushes.”
“You do like thinking
I'm a prude.”
“I do.”
“What if I told you
you were not my first?
That I'd been pregnant
once before
and was aborted?”
“I would say
your first swain
got cold feet
but then regained
his senses
some weeks later.”
“So it
was
you.
And you knew.”
“We're both more, Miriam,
than rumor makes us out.
I'm not so infantile
and you're not so good.
So let's go visit, yes.
They've got some fiery
tsipouro in wood
and you can show me
how to foxtrot to the
'Mondscheinserenade.'”
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Tom Riordan
“Warten sie!”
honks Hitler
several poets further back.
“Herr Alton Müller
was a traitor to his
volk
and when his plane
went down
he got what he deserved!
Amelia Ehrhardt
was a German too!”
Madman, your point?
“Wait!” our Ersatz Byron cries.
“What's
Hitler
doing here?”
He dreams of glory
same as you.
Revisionists insist
that if he triumphs
as an artist
far less blood will flow.
He'd rather be Rilke
or Goethe
than mass-murderer.
“Warten sie!”
Hitler
repeats hot-headedly.
“Who is this interrupter
with his hooked Semitic nose?
Jews ruined poetry
as well as Germany—
you've read Heine.”
“I'll knock your block off,
buddy!”
exclaims Byron's
Number One Admirer.
Boys, boys.
Fistfights and duels
must be conducted
in that glade
and by strict rules
laid down by
Eugene Field:
come half past twelve
by the old Dutch clock
at twenty paces
you will take turns
firing feet into
each other's faces.
“Repeating
'Jesus was a Jew'
can't make it true!”
the Führer cries.
“The Galileans
were Assyrians,
King David
was a Moabite,
and Zeus himself—”
“—ein Hamburger?”
The Nazi leapt
at him
his lips spit-flecked
and Byron Hopeful
bared a trochee,
“Gotcha!”
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by
Tom Riordan
Laboring up from
the gladiator's graveyard
two bearded lammergeiers
bear a dead slave's
thighbones up to rocky
fastnesses to crack
against the upmost crags
and spill the lusty marrow
down their craws.
“We have to free ourselves
and John both
from his paranoid illusions,”
Zeus tells Miriam,
sipping his wine.
“Come back with me
to my cave for a week or two
and once he sees you've left
we can resume our afternoons
here by your spring.”
“He'll be bereft,” she moans.
“I'm all
in this world
he has left.”
“And he tried to kill you.
He thinks you're a monster.
Better he believes Yeshua
finally came and whisked you
off to paradise. Besides,
my place is very nice.
The last time I had live-in company,”
he says with a sly grin,
“I had to send the sheets out twice.”
“Your surname
is
Apomuios,
The Zeus Who Drives Off Flies.”
Below, from Ephesus a plume
of golden-bright smoke aspires
from the magnificent temple
whose priestesses know how
to render the fat of calves
to oils that burn as a rainbow.
“Does that ever make you feel
a little foolish?” Miriam asks.
“I'm way past that,” he says.
“What people do is beautiful.
You see yourselves as sheep
but actually you're antelope.
The shit you do amazes me!
Look at the vultures hurling
hip-bones against that bluff.
Don't underestimate the pull
of sundered blood and bone.
I find it pretty touching.”
“I'll go,” she says.
“The change of scenery
will do me good,
and John’s trek up here
every week, it really is
too much for him.”
“Ah, excellent!
I'll ask our neighbors
over there
to come one night
for shish kebab
and drinks.
The great thing
about them—”
he winks—
“is they have no idea
why they're all here.
They think they're
slightly out of step
here on Koressos
but are otherwise an
ordinary man and wife
and his three brothers,
all obsessed with kites.”
“Hearing these little bits
of what you know
and how you think
is making me an addict,
Zeus. Yeshua too
intrigued me
that same way.
You both are beings
from another world
that Aramaic sadly
lacks vocabulary for.”
“Patmos has had a
few peeks too,
but what flies past
his lips is gibberish.
There is of course
a trick to using human
words in such a way
that they emerge
more sensible than
the twittering of birds."
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December 17, 2010, 04:58:48 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Sat., Dec. 18 – Muse's Advisory - Tom to Calliope:
Excuse me
Miss All-That
with the overpriced writing tablet
not that you paid for it,
it's probably a product placement,
right?
You've put yourself in stitches
calling me Ape Byron or whatever,
but without good snitches
like the three of us—
oh yes
I tortured these two with an ode
until they spilled the beans
of also being in your pocket—
your only claim to fame is us.
So what gives you the gall
to dangle little shreds of beef
and line us up like fingered Jews
to pluck the gold teeth
from their sockets
before you turn us into glue?
WE'RE THE POETS, NOT YOU!
This young man in front of me
you promised mastery of terza rima?
And this lady just behind,
the key
to writing like a lady Bukowski?
TEXT WORKERS OF THE WORLD
UNITE!
...Or
what?
Go ahead and say it—
you'll call the literature police
and have us booked and banished
someplace shittier than Greece?”
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Reply #139 on:
December 17, 2010, 06:13:08 PM »
by
Oskar
Tom, what a treasure this is! I didn't realise that you were such a brilliant madman. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
That's you much thanked and me a new member of your fan club. Now get some therapy!
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #140 on:
December 17, 2010, 10:35:36 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Well, Oskar, if you enjoyed the writing half as much as I enjoyed your reply...Wow! Thanks. Tom
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The Poisoned Well
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Reply #141 on:
December 18, 2010, 09:49:56 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory -Sun., Dec. 19 - Calliope:
“You want to renegotiate,
boost three of us
10,000 places up in line?”
Byron-on-Boxtop sneers, practically preening.
“What an exciting offer—not!
If Viktor Frankl said yes to that
no one would ever get to read
Man's Search for Meaning.
“Three months we've stood
on line and fed you all the brawn
that you requested.
My proposal for the next
three is the roles reverse
and you provide whatever
grist we ask—and make it good!
If not? 'Kisses goodbye':
“The whole parade of us
goes out on strike
and leaves this hillside
bare of all but rabbits
and bleached broken trunks
of what Graec-archaeologists
will guess had been nine
trivial half-goddesses.”
Don't threaten me,
Byron Blatherskite.
The earth will turn as it has always turned
with or without the poor excuse
for exumbration you call poetry.
We don't spark, blow on, and ignite
your mental cigarettes
for our own kicks.
If all you puffers want to call it quits,
then be my guests.
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Amity
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Reply #142 on:
December 19, 2010, 07:51:22 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory - Mon., Dec. 20 - Polyhymnia:
“Oh dear!”
cries Byron's Flea.
“Here comes the schoolteach
with her veil,
Good Mistress Harmony
to salt the slugfest's tail
and clean up after
Clio iPad's quick retreat
behind a swirl
of cheat sheets for
Today in History
(a girl
born to the "Funky Drummer" beat)
(Heybeliada's Aziz Nesin
Yüreğim gövdeme sığmıyor
Gövdem odama
Odam evime sığmıyor
My heart doesn't fit in my body
My body in my room
My room in my house)—
to soothe the troubled waters,
here is Polyhymnia's Soft Sale!”
Indeed.
That's why I've come.
Three thousands years
the muse and poet
have seen eye to eye
and civilization's
been the better.
Why cast each other off
over a pissing contest?
Our bad.
We got too bored
and tried
to bite off more
than we could chew
from a piece of the pie
that belonged to you.
“Are you apologizing—
and assigning me
full authorship?”
I am.
“All royalties?”
Yes.
“So what's the hitch?”
Either an invocation
or a dedication—?
That's how poets of yore
relieved our itch
for ego-stroking.
“We're still a team?
No copyright police?”
Same as before
except it's your
name blazoning
the frontispiece.
“How can I possibly
refuse?”
Call me
Muse
Euphony
OG.
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Muse's Advisory rough draft docs thru Feb. 2
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Reply #143 on:
December 20, 2010, 01:51:01 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Hi, all. Am attaching here three Word docs with rough drafts from the start Sept. 20 thru Feb. 2, if anyone's got a half a day with nothing to do and wants to keep abreast of the whole picture...!
I'm sort of revising bit by bit as I move forward, but the revised versions are in the individual poem postings as I post them in Submit...Thanks, Tom
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Reply #144 on:
December 20, 2010, 07:55:53 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
I advance,
2,145,221 to 2,145,222.
It all seems worth it now,
90 pages in a flash drive,
my moment of truth
at the head of the line
increasingly irrelevant,
the pilgrimage more tonic
than the shrine.
Why not come home?
Penny and Telly ask.
I hear them in my head.
I'm almost dead, I say.
(a) I'm bored to tears
(b) I crave applause
(c) I'm seeking love
(d) all, two, or none
of the above.
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Wed., Dec. 22 - To Zeus's Cave
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Reply #145 on:
December 22, 2010, 08:33:12 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
The track to Zeus's cave
almost impassable
through thickets bristling
with thorns and nightingales
they lost sight of the city
then the harbor
then the sea itself
at last emerged into an arbor
of apricots
and a crystal pond whose fish wore
golden necklaces and golden earrings
on their heads
as Zeus called out their names
and tossed them bits of bread.
A bluff arose, a granite tripe
of dark mouths fed by curving stairs
carved into rock
and towering columns in relief
and shapes of human figures half emerged,
some fleshed, some skeletal.
“There's the famous Seven Sleepers cave,”
Zeus, pointing, said.
“Legends agree
they travel underworlds nobody's ever seen
and when they wake they'll speak tongues
not heard before
and plant seeds in the Carian earth
that will give rise to nut-eyed giants.
In the meantime, they're good neighbors.
That swank cave next to theirs
is mine—now, ours.”
“It's lovely here,” she said in a soft voice.
“Oh, don't worry about noise!” Zeus cried.
“I've practiced yodeling and thunderbolts
alike up here
but not a single eyeball's
even roamed its lid.
“You're in the country now.
The rule of thumb is:
the more noise you make
the less the chance that
bear or tiger will mistake
you for an ibex
without horns.”
“Delightful,” Miriam said.
“On clear days,” he continued,
one arm stretching toward the east,
“you see so goddam far
you think it must be Parthia.
It's not, of course,
but when the Persians come
you see
those lower passes
gushing horses like a river.”
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Zeus's Love-Nest
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Reply #146 on:
December 22, 2010, 06:09:45 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thurs., Dec. 23 – Polyhymnia:
It blew.
The cave turned
into something
like a flute
and music flitted
here and there
at odd times
full and low.
Miriam and Zeus
on a king-size bed
located the limits
of what older
fuckers could do
until the goats
had got their fill
of gales and
crowded in too
to get out
of the wind.
They giggled.
No matter how
they pulled the skins
up close to the edge
of their chins
their soggy pubes
still felt a draft.
Odd things happen
to charmed lovers
in an afterglow
and they thought
maybe they heard
the strains of
high-voiced
Christmas carolers
in the vale below.
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Patmos to Ephesus Again
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Reply #147 on:
December 23, 2010, 07:22:21 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory - Dec. 24, Fri. - Polyhymnia:
Roiled sky and sea
drown out John's
otherworldly shrieks
but lightning knives
from iron skies will
always panic Greeks
and rowing so near
Samsun's teardrop
amplifies their fear
as the heaving trireme
pierces the strait
that pierces cliffs
and shudders east
on the darkening eve
of the stark madman's
master's birth.
“He comes!”
he cries
to the straining oarsmen
their eyes already wide
with so much panic
and exertion that
the whites glow red
while holes as black
as belladonna berries
feed the tempest
straight into their brains.
The trierarch swears
by Zeus's breast
if he makes Ephesus
he'll kill a fatted calf
for Virgin Artemis
before he reembarks
and that regardless
of the cost he'll ferry
John no more
who howls
“I see him!”
to the dark typhoon,
his own pupils, pinpricks.
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Nativity/Ascension
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Reply #148 on:
December 24, 2010, 11:09:15 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Sat., Dec. 25 – Polyhymnia:
The cod so old
and the weather
so wet and cold
no birds nor flies
escort John up
the muddy road.
In his imagination
though
his sack is filled
with matzo rounds,
wine, frankincense,
myrhh, gold.
No cat greets him
below the quiet grove
of purpled olives
nor Miriam's contented
humming to the gurgle
of the spring.
No one is there
nor embers strip the
rawness from the air
nor sunken robe
nor wolf-bit bone
nor faceless hair.
He steps outside
and glances up.
A sunray breaks
the overcast
and beams down
to a patch of grass
where it illuminates
a trail of haystalks
bending
in the direction
Miriam must have walked
before ascending.
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Reply #149 on:
December 26, 2010, 01:35:05 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Sun., Dec. 26
John sat in the wet grass
praised God and wept
for having doubted Miriam
restored full bodily
to her son's breast at last.
The heavenly light
exposed dead flies and lice eggs
in his yellowed hair
and blinded him
the cataracts inside his eyes
severe.
His time drawn near
he took his sack
untied its neck
to let the scorpions out
lay down
stretched forth his arms
and crossed his heels
to mimic his redeemer's death
and basking in the breath
of grossly rotted fish
he let himself be stung
and suffer pain
beyond excruciating
his last thought
the parable Yeshua told
about a Pharisee and a publican.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #150 on:
December 26, 2010, 01:03:55 PM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on September 23, 2010, 11:17:43 PM
Fri., Sept. 24
If you really had something
earth-shaking to say
would you put it in a poem?
Okay, no.
Einstein dipped into Baudelaire
but saw that Imagism didn't suit
e equals m c squared.
Kennedy thought the Cuban Missile Crisis
might fit nicely in haiku
but Jackie just said
Jack,
and he knew.
Are you still there?
I haven't discouraged you?
Okay, move up in line.
You're now 2,868,232.
From up at the front,
Homer looks back blind.
The thing he's proud of most
isn't his
Iliad
or
Odyssey
but his hair.
Merry Christmas to your hair muse Homer !
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #151 on:
December 26, 2010, 01:35:18 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Yes, and original Homer loves this show, he says. Finally someone GETS his poetry.
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Muse's Advisory - Mon., Dec. 27
«
Reply #152 on:
December 26, 2010, 04:47:13 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Carrie Nation, Sojourner Truth & Learned Hand
walk into a bar in Wichita, Kansas,
pull hatchets out from underneath their coats...
No joke, I know
a man named Godspower
and one named Hillofbeans
and more people who've been
scarred by silly names
than bourbon.
An old man in the Hawran hills of caves
head swathed in a black-checked kufiya
a tattoo beard on his chin and lower jaw
two frog's eyes above the upper lip
a dimple bored into each cheekbone
and a sextant between the eyebrows
said I could take his picture for a dollar.
I said, “You want to go find a beer?”
He said, “No, I'm a pious man.”
I don't want to know your name.
I'm sick of people with too much information
on their sleeve.
Muse? Muse! Hey, Muse!
I'm drowning over here!
Give me a bottle of club soda, please?
You poked a rival's eyes out
with his pen?
plucked three eagles' wings
for feathers in your cap?
turned nine ambitious girls
into a squawking aviary?
Good. Good for you.
Just serve me and leave me alone.
Maybe put the TV on.
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Catastrophe!
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Reply #153 on:
December 27, 2010, 05:19:32 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory - Dec. 28
Disaster's legs outrun Pheidippides
and the litters of weighty victories:
as they ambled back to Miriam's hut
an old witch pushing past on the narrow rut
bawled that the house of many-breasted Artemis
Wonder of the World or not
had tumbled down and its altar smashed
after the crank of Patmos burst inside
and lifted up his voice and arms
to cast the pagan demons out;
all Ephesus now wept, praised Christ
or was in flight.
Amidst the dust
of such earth-shaking force majeure
the ranting madman prophesied
hard Goths would come within a century
and in the second hundredyear
Herostratus—chaser of fame at any cost,
his punishment both death
and deathly crime to speak his name—
would burn the rebuilt temple twice again;
then John plucked an octopus
from a fishwife's hamper and fled.
Before the murmur of Miriam's spring
caressed their ears
their noses sipped
the stench of fetid polpi,
the gleaming bay broke into view
and they saw at once what the witch
had hissed was true.
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Reply #154 on:
December 27, 2010, 06:50:03 PM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on December 26, 2010, 04:47:13 PM
Carrie Nation, Sojourner Truth & Learned Hand
walk into a bar in Wichita, Kansas,
pull hatchets out from underneath their coats...
No joke, I know
a man named Godspower
and one named Hillofbeans
and more people who've been
scarred by silly names
than bourbon.
An old man in the Hawran hills of caves
head swathed in a black-checked kufiya
a tattoo beard on his chin and lower jaw
two frog's eyes above the upper lip
a dimple bored into each cheekbone
and a sextant between the eyebrows
said I could take his picture for a dollar.
I said, “You want to go find a beer?”
He said, “No, I'm a pious man.”
I don't want to know your name.
I'm sick of people with too much information
on their sleeve.
Muse? Muse! Hey, Muse!
I'm drowning over here!
Give me a bottle of club soda, please?
You poked a rival's eyes out
with his pen?
plucked three eagles' wings
for feathers in your cap?
turned nine ambitious girls
into a squawking aviary?
Good. Good for you.
Just serve me and leave me alone.
Maybe put the TV on.
dear Tom
for my humble ear
i feel this one should be given wings
there is much here for many to share in
do we have a pick section yet for Journalese ?
smiles
silent lotus
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Reply #155 on:
December 27, 2010, 10:21:50 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Silent, I'm happy to hear your reaction to this is positive. For me, it was/is one of those poems...
I will submit it after a bit. Thanks, Tom
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Metamorphosis
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Reply #156 on:
December 28, 2010, 05:36:29 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory - Dec. 29
Zeus tosses and turns and dreams the past and future.
Stop, my friends, let's pause to weep over the remembrance of my beloved
Here at her abode on the edge of the sands between Dakhool and Howmal.
The traces of her encampment are not wholly obliterated even now;
After the South wind blows sand over it, the North wind sweeps it away.
But the courtyards of the old home have become desolate:
The dung of the wild deer lies there thick as the seeds of pepper.
Imru'l-Qays's beloved looks like the long-haired warrior queen
al-Zabbā’ bint ‘Amr ibn al-Ẓarib ibn Ḥassān ibn Adhīnat ibn al-Samīda‘.
Heaven opens and a white dove alights in his son's hand.
Nestorius stands in Council and addresses an earthquake.
Sappho weeps and wades into the waves.
He wakes up changed.
Outside the cats are yowling fiercely, clawing at each other's faces
on the dew-damp earth on top of John's remains.
The woman offers pistachio branchlets to the fire
and steam from boiling millet billows through
the plane of dawn light slicing through the shutters.
“Zeus,” she says. “You had a wrestle overnight
kicking and throwing elbows like an epileptic.
I had to flee to keep from getting hit.”
“My dreams,” he says, “were full of storms and charms.”
“Come, eat. We have that bit of salvaged gevrek,
simmered millet, olives, linden tea.”
He rose. His form had changed and Miriam stepped back.
He looked down and recoiled himself. This
even linden flower wasn't going to help.
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Aftermath
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Reply #157 on:
December 29, 2010, 05:33:44 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory - Dec. 30
The trierarch raged
at his mistake.
The passenger
he'd thought
the day before
too frail for flight
had brought
the City of Diana
to its knees
and made escape.
The rowers quailed,
their passage back
to Patmos stalled.
New orders loomed
to Teos? Chios?
Any route but home
meant aching arms
and thighs,
backs lashed,
an increased chance
of storms
delivering them
to Poseidon's lair.
You don't think...?
one of the thranitai
proposed.
The Macedonian
beside him growled,
The fucking Jews
love blasphemy
and mayhem;
our crazed Hebe
was no exception.
The six marines
on board
rubbed clove oil
on their swords
and quietly prayed,
their mission changed
from ferrymen
to counter-terrorists.
If they could kill
the unhinged
Galilean bitch
or take him prisoner
they might
wind up rich.
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Muse's Advisory - Dec. 31 - "Change"
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Reply #158 on:
December 30, 2010, 01:26:21 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
O, Miriam wept.
All nice runs end.
She and Zeus
beside her, snoring,
both knew better
than pretend
his metamorphosis
meant nothing,
was a non-event,
matter of course:
it isn't every day
a man looks down
and sees
his lower half
is now a horse.
Would coat, tail, hoof
and the recalibrated penis
scare her off?
Could he ignore
the fresh thought
that his gazing
at the bay with her
was just a bore?
One answer was yes
and one was no.
It was only
a matter of time,
she guessed,
before he'd go.
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Muse's Advisory - Jan. 1 - "Elapse"
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Reply #159 on:
December 31, 2010, 04:05:44 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
The grumbling of rock
and hot wind from the southeast
woke her from deep sleep
like a call to prayer
but she was too debilitated
to get out of bed.
He wasn't there.
A trail of dried blood drops
led to the door.
That alarmed her.
She jumped up and ran outside
where scarlet bled
from the mouths
of new unopened buds
beside the foot trail
inland toward Çamlık and Magnesia
where both Artemis and Zeus
had other shrines
and whence Meander wended south.
She ran a hundred yards and called
but lost track of the trail
in weedy underbrush
and turned back.
How could she run down
half a god and half a horse?
And even if she could
to which half should she
most fruitfully appeal?
She glanced down to the city
oddly wreathed
in dust and smoke
and cried out in surprise too see
on Ayasoluk Hill a six-domed basilica
laid out like a cross
that hadn't been there
when she went to sleep.
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Muse's Advisory - Jan. 2 - "The Kitchen Sink"
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Reply #160 on:
January 01, 2011, 04:01:33 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
“When he was nine, a young man
(peace of Allah be ever upon him)
snuggled up next to his uncle
and begged to be taken along
on the next caravan to Syria,”
Terpsichore says, handing
me a long ceramic jar.
“An old hermit in a cave at Busra,
skull swaddled in a torn kufiya,
a beard tattooed upon his chin,
frog eyes above the upper lip,
dimples bored into his cheeks,
a sextant between his brows,
implored the dusty merchants
to tarry for a feast of hospitality.
The camel-drivers left the boy
to water and feed the animals
but beheld a small cloud hovering
above the stripling's head
to shade him wherever he walked.
'Sheik, you must keep him safe
from Jews and Byzantines alike!'
cried the holy Nestorian friar.
'He's the object of the prophecies
in the original untampered gospel
in an earthen scroll-jar right here
in the furthest alcove of my cave!
The Nabataeans worship a trinity
of unengraved black basalt cubes,
their names etched in a jasper gem
the day the Son of God was born;
it may be seen today in Nazareth.
The first, Dushares, lives within
the mountain rock; the next, Al-Qaum,
abstains from wine up in the sky,
to shepherd sleeping drivers' souls
in their disguise as stars; the third
is Allah-ʼNā, the god-man called
Theandros, who unites them all.'
Years later Muhammad flew north
one night on a magic stallion
to hear the monk's blessing again,
and there in the cave he met
Jesus, Adam, Moses and Abraham.
Fleeing Mecca a year later, again
he made a beeline to Busra avid
to read the true scripture himself
but adherents let him go no farther
than Medina. So he sent an army.
By then the hermit and the scroll
had both been borne by muletrain
north to nobody-knew-where,
so the Saracen horse pushed on
to every compass point, accursed
never to find the thing they sought
but sowing Islam upon the Earth.
In this jar is that scripture, written
not by an evangelist, but mother.”
“Terpsichore, do you even know
what you're saying? A Marian
gospel unsynopted, unabridged
is the holy grail of Christologists!
It'll make the Dead Sea Scrolls
a footnote, a parenthesis!”
“Its author didn't finish it; it's yours.
She stored it in a boot,
and after the Roman trierarch
tossed her hut, he stuck it
as an afterthought into his tunic.
But you will find it authentic.”
“Excuse me, I have to go sit down.
This is a bit more inspiration
than I bargained for.”
“Now you see how this project began.”
“Terpsichore, why beat around the bush?
Why not just publish it, as is?
It'll finally knock the King James Bible
off the top of the bestseller lists!”
“It's way too long. The plotting isn't strong.”
“Bring it out as it is,
to carbon date, identify the ink,
confirm the dialect—
the whole schmegegg.”
“And that proves what?
Some Aramaic lady got
knocked up and had a son
who nut-jobs called a god?
Unless it has that literary ring
of versimilitude the Christians
will be up in arms
and you nailed to a crucifix
beneath the titulus H-O-A-X.
We have to handle this just right.
It has to have that writer's touch:
the perfect pitch of
je ne sais quoi
that floated Moses in the bulrush.
Resize, rebore, recalibrate, resight
the tale. Blue-pencil it,
so capuchins and muriquis alike
can climb to the forbidden limb
and impudently, prehensile it.”
“What
limb?
What is this truth
you're so invested in?
This story is a bog where Miriam,
unpracticed spinner of long yarns,
has thrown the kitchen sink!
I wouldn't know
where to begin
to edit it!”
“You must.
None of the nine of us
remembers why,
but of the mass
of poets here
you are the only one
we trust.”
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Muse's Advisory - Jan. 3 - “A Human Hand on the Tiller”
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Reply #161 on:
January 02, 2011, 06:16:53 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
When the trierarch tossed her hut
he tucked her diary in his tunic...
No.
Miriam hears crude Latin on the road,
pulls on her boots, runs out,
her journal safely in her fist,
locates the track around the mount
to Zeus's cave, and follows it, elated
she too wasn't broken into, burnt...
“See that?” Terpsichore interrupts.
“I knew you had the guts.”
“I sat down underneath that tree
and leafed through the whole diary.
It branches out for centuries!
Did Zeus cede Miriam eternal life
along the lines of Memnon,
Tithonus, and Ganymede
(and what became of them)?
Were the Collyridians correct
to bake her tiny loaves of bread?”
“Tom, the dead are perfect
specimens for immortality
unlike undying Memnon,
thin and gray and dumb
as pencil lead, the ink dried on
the last account of him
in 500 B.C., while flimsy Miriam
drinks fresh blood every day.
Look what you wrote just then:
her cheeks are positively rosy.”
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Muse's Advisory - Jan. 4 - "Chew the Fat"
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Reply #162 on:
January 03, 2011, 12:45:03 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
“God's not allowed to change!'
Zeus bellyaches.
“The Hebrew god said
all he had to say in Torah;
the Christian god
gone mum after Apocalypse;
the Muslim god prohibited
to send another prophet!
And yet I am omnipotent.”
“Fuck!” Zeus's white bird shrieks.
“Zeus,” says Bahira, “Sit down, let me wash
the dust and—what's that?—manna?—
off your feet.
Why get bent out of shape?
Who cares what people think?
You are your own god, no?
If you want everyone to have an accurate idea
of who you are, you'd just tell people
face to face. But you don't.”
“Oh, but I do. I do tell people face to face
just like I'm telling you.
Do you have any of that
camel cheese I had here
last time, by the way?
Oh, excellent!
But when I tell them face to face, they say,
'You can't be god.
God doesn't sit and munch
on cheese and chew the fat.'
I'm not allowed to do that, either!”
“Fuck!” Zeus's white bird shrieks.
“Okay, so you're not 'God.'
Who works to control his image
harder than the Emperor—
and you know what people think of him!
Be free, Zeus! Live your life!
It's not like anybody's forcing you
to raise a pyramid,
or five kids whining
and a hen-peck for a wife.”
“That all makes sense, my friend,
it all makes sense, but you're a human
and don't understand
what courses through a god's veins—claptrap,
same as anybody else.
If you have any
of that date palm wine,
I'll take that too.
Oh,
who's
like you?
By the way, Khalid has finished in Iraq
and Abu Bakr's sending him in this direction
next:
Islam, pay tribute, or the axe.
I know Muhammad's given orders to spare
all hermits, you especially—
but stuff happens in a war that's unexpected
and if I were you, I'd make some tracks.
I know Jerusalem's holier
but I think it's going to be safer for a Christian
up in Anatolia.”
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Muse's Advisory, Jan. 5 - “Old Friends”
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January 04, 2011, 12:19:21 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
“And you, old friend?” Bahira asks,
refilling the quickly emptied flask.
“What brings you back down south
besides your yen for my delicatessen?”
“What else,” Zeus sighs,
"but love itself gone south.”
“You haven't changed.”
“My heart gets broken
like cheap clockwork, doesn't it?”
“You know what led me here.”
“I do. And one day I may hole up
in a lonely cave as well. This time,
the woman's son is playing with my head.
If Hera is behind this too, I swear
I'll make her wish that she was dead!”
“Try a bite of this new goat salami.
It's a trifle salty but the muleteers
who left it with me said it's from
the island of Ajax and Euripides
that holds Korinth and Athens at
arm's length and is called 'peace.'
It's got more garlic in it, ounce for ounce,
than anything that ever sprang from Greece!
World-weariness cannot last long
when wine and sausage are this strong!
That is the secret to we monks' success.
Devotion's always on our tongues,
mon Zeus,
and the greatest inspiration is
bonnes bouches.”
“Give here,” Zeus says. “Though Ajax
and good moods are not a natural pair—"
“Fuck!”
shrieks his foul-mouthed cockatoo.
“—still, if Euripides found comfort in salami
as he wrote
Medea
and
Electra
in his cave,
my own devices for revenge may be improved.
The problem is, I don't know who to strike.
Is it my envious first wife pulling the strings
to get me back,
or has my son Yeshua started overstepping?
So many ancient temples rudely sacked,
burnt, razed and recommissioned as cathedrals
summon me from my retirement
with gentle Miriam and this pesky bird:
we watch the seagulls wheeling on the tide
and try to guess what's in their beaks.”
“Fuck!”
the white cockatoo shrieks.
“Zeus,” says Bahira. “'D' or 'Z' before the 'eus'
is cause for greater strife than simple 'Theos,'
but neither man nor god can seem to find
anything more interesting to fill their mind.
You know, religion-wise, I swing both ways
.
or none at all. My faith is sunken deep
only in matters where I sink my teeth.
I have that luxury.
But what are you without mortals' belief?”
“Exactly, friend. I tried. I sat day after day
up on Koressos and admired the gleaming bay
as much as anybody ever could!
I tried monogamy. I tried to read
True Blood.
But when the Temple of Artemis was sacked
right there, right at my feet,
the idyll burst. My godly fury all rushed back
into my veins and all I want to do is find out
who's responsible and barbecue their brains.”
“Ask me which grape is sweet this year.
Or ask which oil has a perfect nuttiness.
Ask me the Aramaic term for loin of deer,
how Essene sage-honeys are processed
or even if the Dead Sea salt tastes more
like mourners' tears as the shores recede.
But which god plots with which to gain
what end? You have to ask a wiser man.”
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The Concept of Zero
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January 05, 2011, 11:17:31 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Jan. 6 – Saint Paul the White Cockatoo to Bahira the Nestorian Monk:
This is the date
Mount Gamalama blew
with twice the heat
its antecessor threw
and the first face
I saw when I came to
was this big bear
right here, Pak Zeus.
I squawked;
he said, Did you say 'fuck'?
in that far-western twang
of his;
my colossal crest popped up
and I knew
I had found my orang.
Before that
I lived in a tree-hole,
ate papaya and the odd skink,
had no social life,
no name
and knew no Greek.
Then, presto!—
I'm gnawing salami
in an athenaeum
with gracious monks;
have a name-saint;
and in tongues
take the name
of the sexual act in vain.
It's been a good
three hundred years—
four lifetimes
much richer than I ever
thought, not born
the dominant egg
in the clutch.
Chickhood was the worst.
My brother hogged
most of the food
and boxed my beak.
Mom and dad shrugged.
But as Pak Zeus says,
the last shall be first
and the first shall be last.
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Muse's Advisory, Jan. 7 – “Guy to Guy”
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January 06, 2011, 11:57:17 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
“Some think,” Bahira says, “the fall of Ephesus,
its silted port, are go-around-&-come-around
for how their Council man-handled Nestorius.”
“Whatever it is,” Zeus says, “I'm striking back!
I gazed down at that lovely temple every day.
How can I sit and watch while provocation
grows so bold in my own neighborhood?
You met Muhammad; were impressed with him.
I'm lending his militia zeal and strength
to push back at the Christian Byzantines
who have forgotten where they came from.
Khalid himself is coming: pack your scrolls,
find someplace else to hide and stuff your face.”
“I'll barter for safe passage with the mule-trains
northward to Aleppo and east into Armenia.
I have brothers near the south shore of Lake Van—
oh yes, the Mother of heavenly pearl-mullet roe!
Wherever you wind up, I'll try to send you some.”
“Yum! And this salami isn't bad! Assure me, though:
your uncorrupted tale of Miriam foretells Muhammad
as a back-to-basics messenger who puts Yeshua in
a modest context? This silly mixing of man and god
has driven half my faithful to apostasy and the other half
half mad. And all the 'God says this' and 'God says that'
has got to stop! Who dares to put words in my mouth?
Still, I'd give my bottom lip to see what Miriam wrote of me,
although I know what gives a scripture its éclat
is that no eye divine is able to read a word of it.”
“You come across as you'd expect,” Bahira hedges.
“We had our falling-outs. I'm rough around the edges.”
“You know I read between the lines: she thinks you
have a lot of promise. That comes through stronger
than suspicions that you maybe sometimes con us.”
“After I grind her over-reaching aspirations into dust
I only hope she's willing to try and patch things up.”
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #166 on:
January 07, 2011, 08:35:45 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Why doesn't anyone
ask me to speak?
If not for me,
no muse or bard
would ever make
a squeak.
I never minded
Hesiod or Homer
but all the rules
put in my mouth
by Moses,
and now the apostles,
thumbing their nose
at my philosophy—
Laissez faire
if not
Laissez les bons
temps rouler—
makes me want to set
the record straight.
I sent no son
to you because
I loved you so!
I loved a woman,
the rest was
Biology 101.
Commandments?
I have none.
You poke a finger
in my eye, I put a bolt
of lightning
where you used
to have a brain;
beyond that,
have fun.
Anything else
you want to know?
You want to hear
my cockatoo St. Paul
say “Fuck”
before you go?
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Muse's Advisory, Jan. 9 – Bahira the Nestorian:
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Reply #167 on:
January 08, 2011, 10:45:45 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Poor me.
I'm one of seven Keepers
of the world's
most academic heresy.
1. Was Yeshua
fully God
as well as man
when still a baby
in the crèche?
What goddam difference
does it make
unless somebody
wants to parse
the infant's goo-goos,
gah-gahs
or what came out
of his arse?
2. Was the little boy
actually childlike
or just playing a part?
I wouldn't even know
how to begin to answer that.
Still, being a senior monk
with my own cave has benefits.
I eat well,
read well,
sleep well,
and when Zeus visits
he cools his eyes
and we can talk without fear
of being overheard.
He's sweet. He offered once
to take on any shape
I thought
of carnal interest—
“To get your rocks off
properly just once.”
I answered, “Idiot!
What makes you think
the shape you've got
is not my cup of tea?”
He blushed,
apologized for his insensitivity.
We could have screwed—he's that omnivorous—
but instead we broke open
a marvelous smelling skin
of hashish cakelets
left in thanks by a young man
from a camel train
with whom I shared something
more erotic than sex—
my store of pre-synoptic
gospel books.
“Who was he,” Zeus asked,
“this accomplished baker-scripturist?”
“No one you know,” I said.
“Tell me goddammit
or I'll electrify your head!”
“No need to get excited.
His name is Muhammad.”
The hash got us both so buzzed,
I don't remember
what else was discussed,
but his interest in the boy
has blossomed,
and I congratulate myself.
A god like Zeus
knows how to pick them,
so when he says
“Get out of harm's way,”
you can bet your tuchis
he's not warning
of some minor ruckus.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #168 on:
January 08, 2011, 10:49:49 AM »
by
R Raymond
Ha - I like this one, especially:
1. Was Yeshua
fully God
as well as man
when still a baby
in the crèche?
What goddam difference
does it make
unless somebody
wants to parse
the infant's goo-goos,
gah-gahs
or what came out
of his arse?
To me, if there were a couple of gods, deities, whatever, sitting around, this is how they would talk. As the kids are apt to say, they would "Keep it real!"
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #169 on:
January 08, 2011, 10:56:51 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
I'm laughing, your comment bringing back a memory of hanging out up in the attic at my oldest friend's house, smoking dope and "keeping it real" for long summer afternoons! Thanks, Rob. Tom
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Muse's Advisory, Jan. 10 – Muhammad:
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Reply #170 on:
January 09, 2011, 12:22:42 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Both inspiree and muse,
I have a word-hoard too
and lips to unlock it.
Whenever I felt a tickle in my ear
I used to know
somebody spoke of me,
then it became a roar
and then a din
so I had to use wax plugs
just to keep my own thoughts
in.
Prophecy is easy,
but organizing followers is hard.
No sooner do you get
twenty husbands together than
they're talking about jihad—
and fifteen minutes after you say no
someone will swear he saw you nod.
Nobody's subtle anymore.
In Hira Cave the angel Jibrael
gives me one good inspiration
(Who taught man poetry?)
and shazam! I'm acclaimed
as an expert on marriage,
the veil, and distributing alms.
But
If the shoe fits wear it,
Zeus said when he met me,
and far worse afflictions
than distinction have beset me.
To start with, I'm an orphan;
when a learned monk said
Father Elah chose you,
I jumped for joy.
When my first son died
and Jibrael said,
Write what I dictate
on date palm fronds,
patches of parchment,
flat slabs of limestone,
clay, wood, hide, bone,
whatever you can find,
I was happy to do anything
to get grief off my mind.
Then my second son
followed him into the ground
and I simply surrendered.
Zeus—
the Roman church's Deus
(rhymes with
He commands you obey us)—
the Greek church's Theos—
in Galilee Elah—
in Arabia Allah—
swears
everything is going to work out.
Some heads will roll—
but don't they anyway?
About military matters,
ask Khalid.
He says my name is known
in Baghdad,
and Damascus will be next.
When my future wife Khadijah
hired me to lead her camels
north to Wadi al-Qura, Midian,
and Diyar Thamud into Syria
to trade hides, raisins, musk,
dates, silver bars, and herbs
for the Byzantines' luxuries—
oh, she became my rock indeed!—
miraculously married me,
moved me into her house
behind the bazaar of the smiths
for a quarter century of bliss!—
and if I collect young women now
as brides,
indulge my own four daughters,
and delight
as generals stomp in and out
and courtiers hiss
Muhammad, your successor...?—
whose business is that but my own?
It's been a long, strange trip.
I've had a lot of luck.
When Allah plucked
me from obscurity
and trusted me,
it meant a lot.
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Muse's Advisory, Jan. 11 – Zeus to Muhammad:
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Reply #171 on:
January 10, 2011, 12:27:50 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Your job is to undo
the damage done
by Yeshua's apostles:
somehow they made
of dad, bird, son
a Trinity without a tit
amid the trio—
and point fingers
at me for misogyny!
One god manifest in
three essential ways?
Yeshua's and my
personality don't
fit.
He's my antithesis.
I try to frighten you
and he moans
Stop!
I usher in a plague,
he cries
Begone!
How can
such different
designs be one?
It's something
of a conundrum
that he's even
my son.
You brought Nineveh low;
now take Petra, Jericho,
Jerusalem, Acre, Tyre, Sidon
Cyprus, Damascus, Palmyra,
Edessa, Aleppo, Antioch, Tarsus,
Miletus, Ephesus, Smyrna, Philadelphia, Chalcedon,
Nicomedia, Constantinople,
Alexandria, Memphis, Cyrene, Berenice,
Tripoli, Carthage, Hippo,
Sevilla, Mérida, Toledo,
Valencia, Braga, Zaragoza;
knock on the gates of Poitiers.
Cold dirt's ready to imbibe
a lot of Christian whines:
how dare they try
to elevate low kine
into the club of the divine!
The enemy
of my enemy
is my friend.
Muhammad
the Reformer,
return me
a monogamous
Mediterranean.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #172 on:
January 10, 2011, 04:10:02 PM »
by
StellaR
such mastery, Tom
always a pleasure to read your work
Stella
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“Logical argument is what destroys poetry because poetry is beyond logic.” Robert Graves
Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #173 on:
January 10, 2011, 04:30:30 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Stella, appreciate your looking in and encouraging word. Thanks! Tom
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Hard Times
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Reply #174 on:
January 11, 2011, 11:33:01 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Jan. 12 – Miriam:
I grab my diary, pull
boots on, and run
quickly from the hut;
find the overgrown
track to Zeus's cave
and crash through it.
By the time I reach
his den I see smoke
wheeling in the wind;
cringe at the humid
touch of ethereal smut
and at the gritty shouts
of Byzantium's soldiers
howling after me.
I'll burst in tears upon
the Sleepers if I must,
or break the cobwebs
glazed with mossy dust
across the entrance
of the Arabian's cave;
the fish-hawk circles
who in Yeshua's infancy
warned Yusuf and me
about a barefoot monk
in soiled yellow robes
and a canoe of papyrus
shadowing the kidneys
of unwanted women.
Time's passed, I know.
Zeus left to do whatever
he felt he had to do
heartbroken not so much
from leaving me as
learning that the Romans
and the Christians both
are nothing like what
he and I had hoped.
I start to clean. I've lost
my lovely vista of the sea
for a thick ring of cedartrees.
My heart aches for Yeshua.
I saw him die
but still have doubts
that something of his old man
didn't rub off after all
and late one morning
he'll come whistling up
and ask me as he used to
Ma, how's tricks?
And I miss Nazareth:
my dad, even my mom,
the smell of charcoal
drifting down the hillside
where the ovens burn.
I think of going home,
whatever century it is,
whatever anyone recalls
of me, or not.
What brought me here
has passed. Who kept
me here has gone.
The future is no longer
a frontier and memory
has lent its ears again
to a young mother's plea
to transcend sooty Galilee.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #175 on:
January 11, 2011, 11:48:23 AM »
by
R Raymond
Still reading Tom - enjoying the sound and rhythm of this right here:
I grab my diary, pull
boots on, and run
quickly from the hut;
find the overgrown
track to Zeus's cave
and crash through it.
By the time I reach
his den I see smoke
wheeling in the wind;
cringe at the humid
touch of ethereal smut
and at the gritty shouts
of Byzantium's soldiers
howling after me.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #176 on:
January 11, 2011, 11:54:39 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
For some reason, reading your comment and the excerpt, Rob, I'm thinking about the kind of appealing and oddly elevated diction the new "True Grit" movie, or the "Deadwood" TV series, has.
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A Sop
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January 12, 2011, 08:26:36 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Jan. 13 – Tom:
Melpomene
queen
of tragedy
where are you when
I need
grit?
Where's Clio
when I wrestle
history?
2,000,000
paces from the fountain
spout,
without
a muse holding my hand
it's like I'm stepping
in quicksand.
What?
You'll share Hesiod's inspiration for his unfinished heroogony of sons of gods and human women?
It's our #91.
An Egyptian
also used it
very slightly
for a paean
on a column:
'His cheeks
glisten
when
he worries
a tit.'
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Troth
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January 13, 2011, 09:35:33 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Jan. 14
She sees an eagle oversoar
the golden hinterland
and understands intuitively
Zeus hadn't deserted.
He hadn't walked out
when she gave birth
and he went to smooth
Yeshua's way
and hadn't walked out now
but left to attend
some other responsibility.
His beard had tickled,
so he shaved;
she liked to be licked a little,
so he dove;
he was a considerate lover;
he knew
a little omnipotence
could go a long way.
He could talk dirty too;
he had a lot of dirty notions
but kept the worst at bay
and only let her hear
the sort of thoughts
that heated a woman's ear.
She trusted him.
He would return
when what he'd gone to do
was done.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #179 on:
January 13, 2011, 09:49:14 AM »
by
silent lotus
Troth
She sees an eagle oversoar
the golden hinterland
and understands intuitively
Zeus hadn't deserted.
He hadn't walked out
when she gave birth
and he went to smooth
Yeshua's way
and hadn't walked out now
but gone to attend
some other responsibility.
His beard had tickled,
so he shaved;
she liked to be licked a little,
so he dove;
he was a considerate lover;
he knew
a little omnipotence
could go a long way.
He could talk dirty too;
he had a lot of dirty notions
but kept the worst at bay
and only let her hear
the sort of thoughts
that heated a woman's ear.
She trusted him.
He would return
when what he'd left to do
was done.
Tom Riordan
~
dear Tom
i await to see this translated into Vietnamese !
smiles
silent lotus
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
«
Reply #180 on:
January 13, 2011, 01:37:36 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
If Nguyen Tan Dung joins PoetryCircle, we'll know why!
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Lalibela (Ethiopia)
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Reply #181 on:
January 14, 2011, 09:43:38 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Jan. 15 – Miriam:
A drought-dead town,
a dozen dusty streets
on a rugged mountain
at 8700 feet,
eleven temple monoliths
of cinnamon volcanic tuff
all linked by catacombs
and torch-lit tunnels,
the largest a parthenon
with a Star of David
engraved on the ceiling
in a nod to the sky god:
I watch
from the Bet Maryam yard
as I've done every year
since light-inspired drones
began to dig by day,
and angel hosts by night,
to gouge the temple
out of mountain stone,
my brick-hued face
in low relief
on haloed gold,
a pretty neck
but body swollen
to a giant's hulk
of rock.
Look at the fresco
of my first visit,
when Yeshua
was an infant.
He clearly has
my nose
and mouth,
and Zeus's eyes.
Entranced in red-edged robes
and golden scarves,
the priests
shake sistrums until dawn,
when kettledrums call
for the sun to join
King David's Dance
and summon me,
The Pearl,
the wondrous woman born
of egg divine
first cached in Adam
and passed down his line
through Solomon and
goat-footed Sheba's son
Dawit la-Hakim Menelik,
who secreted the Ark of Covenant
to Abyssinia
ten centuries before
I came from Hannah's womb,
and hid it in the sanctuary
they now call Maryam Z'iyon
after me.
A virgin censer
in an olive gown and yellow cross:
the Atang entombed
with the Ark
until the splendid burden
chars away his brain.
We spent ten days here
where the Nile is born
throughout the centuries
to give thanks
for Yeshua's thirteenth month
during his first four years
as an Egyptian boy.
An urchin tattooed beside his left eye signs,
Come see the grotto where Madonna slept
by a single slab of syenite
85 feet high, some 700 tons
cleft from the mountain
by the Ark's bald might
and brown-robed, purple-hatted monks
steep sour bread on smoking donkey dung,
injera from the ancient flour teff,
and the most aromatic drink
in Christendom perfumes the wind
beside the pilgrims' frankincense
and a nun,
her soul home to a zar,
touches her forehead to an infant
wasting from an incurable catarrh.
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Sun., Jan. 16 – Miriam, As She Cleans:
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January 15, 2011, 09:25:37 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Zeus thinks he's gotten over Kronos
who saw his kids as rivals, edibility a bonus.
He battled back and won; eyes dried.
But now he's also weighing filicide.
Why don't the first sons ever thrive?
Cain's offering spurned for Abel's,
Isaac trussed up on the altar,
Esau swindled by Jacob,
Moses set adrift in a basket,
Jonah swallowed by the whale,
and then Yeshua hung to die.
A first son's lucky to survive.
Not to toot my gender's horn or join
the Collyridian band but I wonder if
the problem of a first son isn't simply: he's a man.
I know where the Amazons are. They've been
discreet contacting me, and once or twice I sent
a small donation. History is young; I'm old enough
to know you never throw away an option.
One year you're carding wool,
the next you're spinning cotton.
My seed-pearl has been waiting ever
since Creation. You never know when gods
might need a human mother, wife or sister.
And there are other facets to my glister:
one is warrior, one is warrior's muse,
the meek-and-mild mask Christians hung on me
a subterfuge. Did Zeus seduce
me?
Magruder, run the film again.
I knew which window he'd pass by.
I knew the best hook was to stick my nose
into a book and not look up at him.
A virgin? Sure.
And those lovely white rot mushrooms over there
are Black Sea sturgeon.
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Jan. 17 - "Bitter"
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Reply #183 on:
January 16, 2011, 12:20:39 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
“You conned me,” Zeus says,
“into sitting back while John
and all the Christian maniacs
grew strong?
You did me with your tongue
while
your
butt-fucking son
flipped mighty
Rome?”
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The Next Leg
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January 17, 2011, 09:39:03 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Jan. 18 – Miriam:
“As Queen Mâkĕdâ said to Solomon,” I told Zeus, “'Without wisdom
the foot cannot keep the place wherein it hath set itself;
for myself I only wish to be one of the least of thine handmaidens,
so that I could wash thy feet and apprehend thy understanding.
O how greatly have pleased me thy answerings, thy voice's sweetness,
the beauty of thy going, thy gracious words and the readiness thereof.
Thy voice maketh the bones fat, and giveth courage to hearts,
goodwill and grace to the lips, and strength to the gait.
I look upon thee and see wisdom like unto a pomegranate in the garden,
the Morning Star among stars, and the light of the moon in the mist.
I give thanks unto Him that brought me hither and showed thee to me,
Him that made me to tread upon the threshold of thy gate.'"
“Solomon fell for that too?” he groans.
“The heart wants what it wants. It doesn't always want love.
Sometimes it's flattery, and sometimes it's a son, and an ark,
and to match wits with a famous monarch.”
“And all they give me against all of this
is a thunderbolt and a hose full of piss?”
We briefly share a laugh.
“Well,” he says, “it's good most the cards are on the table.
Nonetheless, we have fared well in love; what are we made of in war?
Yeshua is my blood: it's you I'm going to come down hardest on.”
“You don't scare me. You're best at bullying the faint of heart.
Ooh! thunder! lightning!
When we lock horns together
you had better bring a good deal more than weather!”
“Brute force is not how I prefer to rule.
That's how Medes and Saxons function.
But when the chips are down
I've no compunction about being cruel.”
“I know. Now would you like to share a final cup of wine
before I go? When next we meet
only one half of us will find this bull's-blood sweet.”
[Makeda's speech “found” in the Kebra Nagast, E.A.W. Budge trans.]
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January 18, 2011, 08:47:11 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Jan. 19 – Erato:
Wait.
I hate
to break
in like this
but
what
the heck
is going on?
This isn't supposed
to be
Lord of the Rings.
If you give up
the romance
the whole thing
loses its shape.
“Don't be so formalistic!”
Pipe-Dream Byron squawks.
“Or is it tribal,
your objection to a human
as your father's rival?
Or does the muse's bible
disapprove the feministic?”
Feminists give blow jobs
to distract prey
from their snow jobs?
“Don't be a prude.
No liberated woman
calls another woman's
dolce vita lewd.”
Drop the Italian.
What's sybaritic
about
servicing a stallion?
And you're a man,
unfit to rule
on what a lady can
or cannot do.
“I'm overhearing all of this,”
1,925,011 interrupts.
”You want to see my tits?
I've been a woman ever since
I can remember
and this guy ahead of me
for all of his faults
is perfectly correct.
If Miriam fornicates or not,
if it's a clitoris or epiglottis
on the firing line,
that's her call, no one else's.
Why, I had a girlfriend once
whose bliss was
fragrancing
her boyfriend's nasal waltz
with pubic belches.”
You may have
standing, madam,
but you're as craggy
and foul-smelling
as macadam.
If we women
want a man's
esteem
we've got
to start at home
wielding deodorant and tweezers,
then walk the pencil-thin line between
cock-suckers and cock-teasers.
“You don't define yourself by men!”
So what's the point, then?
Be a selfbian
like poor Terpsichore
with her
Emerita OMG ointment
and Dr. Johnson penis,
satisfaction guaranteed?
How dare you, sister!
shrieks Terpsichore,
brandishing a kithara.
The point
is that you don't exist
to curry anyone's approval
and that includes
erasure of your scent
and any kind of hair removal.
Be smelly and hirsute
if you like,
muse to Hell's Angel
and bull-dyke,
maybe even
Bukowski.
I choose poets
of the ballroom
or the Playboy Mansion,
writers
as well
groomed
as their scansion—Mrs.
Browning,
or another Galilean,
Mahmoud Darwish.
This 21st century
is about celebrity.
Dot your “i”
and cross your “t,”
make sure to go on Oprah
and to shake
your junk on MTV.
“Can we get on with it?”
1,925,006 (now) complains.
“What's done is done.
The once-mild Miriam
has shown her claws
and challenged babydaddy Zeus
to try and stop Yeshua's sect
from shutting down his own.
Has she made an idle threat?
The last person to get Zeus's
dander up was eagle-pecked
Prometheus!”
“Despite great Zeus's myth,
says Byron's Twin.
“The question
isn't whether
but wherewith
Yeshua's mother
manages to win.”
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January 18, 2011, 08:12:18 PM »
by
cherylleverette
I really like this, Tom, like it alot. And who's to argue? They're all making sense to me.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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January 18, 2011, 10:59:16 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Cheryl! Great to have to you back on board (no pun intended)! Thank you for looking in on this contraption. Tom
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January 19, 2011, 08:11:13 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Jan. 20 – Yusef:
Shlom, Miriam.
It's been a long time—
you don't even know I'm home—
but a terrifying storm
blew in tonight off Kinneret
and lightning struck
and in an instant
burned the woodshop
to the ground.
Yeshua's sleeping stall,
his cot, the walnut mule—
all of it gone, even
his Parthian button set
reduced to little blackened
nuggets of gold slag.
The one salvageable thing,
I didn't even know was there—
a beaten plate with Zeus's face
on it and the inscription
Beware.
I confess it all
threw something of a scare
into me.
Sadder still, one of the kilns
was struck and blew up too,
and its owner killed.
It was that fancy-bearded
man who lived alone
at the crest of the hill—
you know the one I mean.
A couple of us hurried
up to see if we could help,
but alas.
Everybody's murmuring
that the gods
for reasons best known
only to themselves
have got it in for us.
If this piece of kidskin
reaches you—if the report
I got that you had moved
to Ephesus is true—
I want to tell you
that I rue the day I left
and wish that you would
come home too.
I didn't have the strength
to be Yeshua's father
and I always felt as if
your loyalty to him
exceeded yours to me.
But now I think,
So what?
So what if Miriam adored
her son? So what if he
rejected my authority?
I had a wife who read
Shir ha-Shirim to me and warmed
my bed, who never failed
to comb the few hairs
on my head so lovingly.
Muse's Advisory, Jan. 21 - Words Between Miriam & Zeus
“You try to pull that shit again,”
vows Miriam.
“I'm coming with a baseball bat.”
“Lie down, roll over,
“let me ruffle the fur on your gut,”
answers Zeus.
“Girl, you are one dumb bitch.”
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January 21, 2011, 01:15:41 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Cats disappeared
into the olive trees
until the Greek marines
trooped down the road again
and then
there clambered down
from every limb
a feline-muscled woman
with one breast
a quiver on her back
and bow of olivewood
arched in her hands.
The neighbors
from the further slope
arrived to offer help
and there Amelia
bade farewell
to all her bosom flyboys
took up a charred knife
Miriam had left
among the pots and pans
administered
her own mastectomy
and while the blood
congealed into a crust
as hard as steel
beneath a poultice
of enchanted olive leaf
the Amazons shaped her
a bow and took her in;
everyone everywhere
intuited
that the war had begun.
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January 21, 2011, 01:27:33 PM »
by
silent lotus
dear Tom
winter vacation isn't over and you are already sending us back to the library
to find enough time to read and research for the spring semester
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January 21, 2011, 02:00:04 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
That had better be one screwball of a library then, Silent!
Thank you for taking a peek. Tom
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Muse's Advisory, Jan. 23 – Hera Oxeye:
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January 22, 2011, 09:55:55 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Heaven has rage, Mr. Congreve,
but this is not about a woman scorned,
seduced first from Kanathos Spring
by a kokkux bird's innocent chirping
or wed in a Kretan garden of Hesperides,
the serpent curled around the gift,
or so I thought, of golden apple trees
and blessings without end for Beirut
but then disowned, deceived
sister by brother, lover by lover—
three hundred years of love,
and craving more.
It's not about revenge, or humbling
Zeus to force him to return:
the time come in a man's misdeeds
when it's too late for him to learn
a lesson except pain;
nor arguments we've had in Homer
wearily rehashed:
'Treacherous Zeus, always it is dear to your heart
in my absence to think of secret things and decide on them.
Never do you frankly speak to me the things you plan.’
'Hera, do not go on hoping to hear all my thoughts,
since they will be too hard for you, though you're my wife.
Any thought that it is right for you to listen to,
no man nor god shall hear them before you.
Other things I wish to plan alone, apart from all the gods,
so don't indulge your curiosity.’
'Zeus, you are entirely free to think whatever pleases you.
But I am terribly afraid you are wooed by Silver-Foot,
who in the early morning sat beside you, took your knees.'
'Dear lady, I never escape from you and your suspicions!
Yet thus you accomplish nothing but become more distant
from my heart than ever, and it will be the worse for you.
If what you say is true, then that is how I wish it to be!
Go sit in silence, do as I tell you, and stop bothering me.
All the gods on Olympos can't rescue anyone
if I come and lay my unconquerable hands on them.’
Well, perhaps it is about that last idea that Zeus expressed,
for who can live with any happiness
under the threat of death?
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January 23, 2011, 01:30:34 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Jan. 24, Mon. - Hera:
Thanks to Emperor Caracalla's
Constitutio Antoniniana,
all free men are now equals
to the men of Rome,
and he's the first to pay
Germanic-speakers tribute:
Franks and Alamanni in the West
and Goths in the East who
in 395 laid waste to Greece.
Unlikely allies, having pushed
the Gaels who took me in
to Ireland, the Isle of Man
and fastnesses in Britain,
their main gods Odin and
Thor Thunderer no more
than Zeus painted over;
but allies are what we lack
now that the Nanny-Suckler
tricks the southern saracens
to wage war against Greeks
for whom Yeshua is Christ.
Though he's my son,
Zeus whispers far and wide,
he isn't very virile, is he?
The way he takes a slap
and turns the other cheek
is making all religion weak.
Muhammad understands
how bad for discipline it is
to mix my role with man's.
The whole Yeshua concept
is fundamentally Humanist.
The Greeks and Romans
put up a good fight
but Muslims are already
showing superior might;
Christian soldiers seeking
martyrdom soak the earth
with their delight.
These Germans, though,
care only about winning.
We can drape a Christian
flag on them but feel secure
they won't turn into ninnies.
Jan. 25 - Zeus:
As many women
as I've had,
I can't complain,
you all arrayed
against me now.
Complaint is not
my style, anyway.
I've stood alone
for longer than
the Cristos olive-tree
has shaded soil
on sun-kindled Crete.
I'm the archetypal
Solitary Man, the king
of aces, a boxer
bristling with arms
against an enemy
of many faces.
Link slender hands
and prostitute
yourselves
to Swabians who
lend you might.
I'm going to hurl
the lot of you to hell:
Yeshua's altarboys
cannot survive
a true god's fury,
brawn and wile.
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January 25, 2011, 09:27:27 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Call to Arms
Jan. 26, Wed. - Khalid:
Arabs!
Yesterday the east fell to your swords!
Today jihad turns west!
Muhammad is the prophet of Allah!
He commands
Ride into battle's jaws!
Paradise waits inside!
Christians once believed in One God!
In their tongue he was
Elohim!
Now they bow also to his son!
Ride hard!
The unbelievers blaspheme Allah!
Blaspheme One God!
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January 26, 2011, 12:24:20 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Call to Arms II
Jan. 27, Thurs. - Miriam:
Your ancestor Alaric
sacked Rome centuries ago!
You muscled the Gaels
out of Gaul and Vandals
from Hispania!
Now, King Roderic,
the Muslims cross the strait
from Africa to Calpe Rock
and ride to Asta Regia
to test how Visigoths
stand up to an attack!
At stake are haughty
Egilona's shapely hand
and whether or not
brandy will be added
to your wines.
At stake is whether
cross or crescent moon
overshadows the land.
My name is Holy Miriam!
Yeshua is my son!
He sent me here
to promise you
that He and all His saints
await you and the bravest
of your men in Heaven!
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January 26, 2011, 02:09:01 AM »
by
David C. Man
You're a bit of a Pheidippides yourself, Tom. (See, I told you I was going a googling.) Still running, and not really flagging.
I like the shorter lines of this one. It's a good stirring call to arms. I'm just wondering whether
Yeshua
muddies the water a bit. Or is that good historical fact?
Were the Visigoths Arians? Not sure that's relevant. Just wondering.
This sequence is becoming one of the wonders of the world.
Cheers
David
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January 26, 2011, 07:38:06 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
David, thank you for your thoughts here. The "Yeshua" does muddy but I feel as though in full version it will be become clear quickly enough and that will be that. Historically, yes, Yeshua was the man's actually name in his own language. I also feel like, in this alternate & more accurate universe, it's not a bad idea for characters to have different names than the more familiar ones associated with the myths. LOL. Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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silent lotus
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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January 26, 2011, 08:42:12 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Ha!
But really, given the magnitude of the Sea-parting, would a couple of planks been so much trouble?
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January 26, 2011, 09:23:51 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on January 26, 2011, 08:42:12 AM
Ha!
But really, given the magnitude of the Sea-parting,
would a couple of planks been so much trouble?
the straw that broke the camel's back !
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Before Battle
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January 27, 2011, 07:49:23 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Jan. 28, Fri. - Roderic the Visigoth:
Who's more of a hick,
me or the Umayyad—
his forebears
scratching in the sand
not long ago
and eating camel dick
in the belief it makes
their own bratwurst
long and thick
or mine
sailing from Geatland
to hunt sea-dragons
with über-studly
Beowulf?
We've both come
a long way
to meet here
at the ends
of the earth
Pillars of Hercules
about to clash
and both grown rich
and snobby from
the Roman worlds
we've conquered
but my wife Egilona
instead of puffing up
my confidence
or nagging me
to come back whole
can't manage
to stop wondering aloud
if Abd al-Aziz ibn Musa
might be less crude
than I am.
Where does she get
her airs?—
she claims
Marcus Aurelius as
one of her ancestors
that he bedded
a Marcomanni captive
at Carnuntum
but even if that Stoic
rid his mind of Fronto
long enough
to console himself
with German cuntum
does Egilona really think
that all men
kings and commoners
should be wrapped
around her little finger?
I love Yeshua
and his mother Miriam
and I will fight my best
to glorify the Cross
after the sun comes up
but honestly
if I should lose my head
to Muslim scimitar
and she fall
into Abd al-Aziz's clutches
good riddance.
If she plagues him
as much as
she plagues me
it won't be long
before he offers
his head too
enthusiastically.
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January 27, 2011, 08:12:13 AM »
by
milner place
Enthralling, Tom, and gripped me throughout.
milner
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January 27, 2011, 08:19:38 AM »
by
James Carver
loved it Tom captivating from start to finish..the last 7 lines my favorite..all the best
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January 27, 2011, 09:43:15 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Milner and James, thank you very much for the good news here. Tom
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At Sun-Up
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January 28, 2011, 12:22:51 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Jan. 29, Sat. - Miriam:
Nothing commands
the male's attention more
than war.
Roderic's Visigoths
ride forth to meet
the horde
of Berber horse
and Zeus
will sit above and watch
like a stadium fan:
that's when
I'll bring the war
to him
with my own hand.
In the arms
of her lover Aegisthos
Clymenestra's contemplation
of mariticide was luxurious
compared to mine:
her husband already
having slain her child.
My Agamemnon's
hazard to Yeshua
is more indirect
and there's a chance
he'll yet amend his ways,
so my assault
might be precipitous;
nor have I lover
pressing by my side:
my love for Zeus himself
has not cooperatively died.
In striking him
I strike
my own joy down
though like to Agamemnon
he cares more
for his own aggrandizement
than for anything
or anybody else
and trooped off by himself
to shore up his renown.
To me, he is no
reprehensible offender,
beyond the crime
of being who he is—
the same quiver
of qualities that holed
my heart originally.
But who did he fall for
if not the latent warrior
he sensed as she sat
reading in a window
feigning innocence?—
so, not to attack
betrays him anyway.
Better to let my axe hold sway
and chips fall where they may.
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January 29, 2011, 09:08:29 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Fighting Words
Jan. 30 - Erato:
You've gone too far,
strain credibility.
The gospels' Miriam
is not fleshed out,
but readers after
twenty centuries cannot
accept a wildcat
with claws out!
Humility, vulnerability,
are traits we
know and love
from other texts—
Real Byron praised
her “downcast eyes”
in his “Don Juan.”
There's only so far
you can stretch.
Do I fear your fiercer
Miriam will rear up
and slay my dad?
Malarkey. Ask your
reader, right here
and right now, how
many more of your
fish stories they're
prepared to swallow.
Who wants to read
the Story of Antiquity
in verse, or trade
a mild and tender
Mother for some
wild-eyed avenger?
Yeshua challenged
Zeus's rule.
If Miriam's bent on
keeping him safe
she should remind him
of his place.
Must I remind you of the same?
The lyre and lyric turn of phrase
are your own areas of expertise
but is the content of the rhymes
supposed to be controlled by an
opinionated muse?
Go to your dad while you still can.
A long-lost daughter's intervention
might melt Miriam's heart
and stay her hand.
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January 30, 2011, 08:56:47 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
First shrilled an unrepeated female shriek!
It seemed as if Don Roderick knew the call,
For the bold blood was blanching in his cheek.
Then answered kettle-drum and attabal,
Gong-peal and cymbal-clank the ear appal,
The Tecbir war-cry, and the Lelie's yell,
Ring wildly dissonant along the hall.
So Scott wrote; and so
Zeus Kuknon dabbling
the lush fringe of a pond
looks up and Miriam—
No seemly veil her modern minion asked,
He saw her hideous face, and loved the fiend unmasked.
—her eyes aflame and lips asnarl
trains at his neck a Cretan double axe,
the only weapon Zeus might fear;
she cries
“They come! they come! I see the groaning lands
White with the turbans of each Arab horde;
Swart Zaarah joins her misbelieving bands,
Alla and Mahomet their battle-word,
The choice they yield, the Koran or the Sword -
See how the Christians rush to arms amain!
Call back your Muslim troops,
cast thunder in their midst,
confusion in their cavalry
immediately, or with this axe
I'll split your final heart-beat!”
“Miriam,” he squeaks, “good luck. The boil
right now in my blood is such, your axe
will have a hard time finding in it
anything but coursers in stampede of love—
and pain, because love's object hates.”
“I'll count to three,” she says. “The time
for honeyed words is past—this axe is
aching for the home I've promised it.
Call back the African invader now,
Which downward on the land his legions press,
Before them it was rich with vine and flock,
And smiled like Eden in her summer dress;
Behind their wasteful march a reeking wilderness!”
“Your dress—” he bleeps.
“How dare you woo!”
“You know I can't give in
to what you ask, much as I wish
I might. I have a character,
a personality in which I live
and no more can escape than you,
in all your bloodlust, loveliness.
So why object?
Let me enjoy my final sight.”
She lifts the axe
and as she does
she hears inside her head
the same voice
she first heard in Nazareth
so long ago
advising her to take the leap
into unknown.
Again it says, 'Change course,'
and in the moment's hesitation
the great swan springs up
and clamps his beak,
its bright gold spilling from his eyes,
onto her wrist—
his breast electric with adrenalin,
more alive than ever
and she realizes
she's not a killer.
She laughs.
“I know you have a lot of tricks
but never guessed ventriloquist.”
He trumpets.
Winning always makes him hard
and getting hard lifts up his mood.
“I have some wine and food,”
he toots.
“Come, this is something we can celebrate.
Nine of my daughters, muses,
are twice pleased:
both that you spared my life
and stayed in character.
They're good girls; if chipped off the old block
stiffly. Would you like to meet them?”
By Heaven, the Moors prevail! the Christians yield!
and Zeus, his beady eyes two beams of light,
Victorious still in bull-feast or in fight.
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January 31, 2011, 02:06:33 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Pep Talk III
Muse's Advisory - Feb. 1, Tues. - Miriam to Charlemagne:
Carl, I know you've got
the Saxons up your ass
east of the Rhine,
north of the Main;
the other Frankish kings
are all a royal pain;
and what happened
to Roderic in Hispania
is enough to unman you.
But this chance for fame
won't ever come again.
History could care less
if you won wars up here
in this icy wilderness;
you need a theme
simple enough for commoners
to understand—
Emancipating Christian Civilization
From Mohammedan Subjugation!
Why feel dismay?
They're just a pack
of skinny men
on skinny nags
disporting skinny steel
and gaily trailing
skinny flags
and tacky pennants.
The scariest thing
about them is
(if scuttlebutt is true),
their virile cutlasses
swing both ways
nightly in their tents.
Your infantry is veteran,
loyal, undefeated.
All they have to do is
hold together
and prepare their pots
for
viande chevaline.
“Sainte Vierge Marie,
people who know me
know I'm not afraid
of any stripe of man,
not pagan Alemanni,
eerie Saracen, Jute thane,
nor even Grendel's kin.
I'm born-again
thanks to the blood
of Christ
and am devoted
without question
to the womb that bore
his Reich to earth.
Doubt is a vice.
Wherever Muslim horse
dare show their snouts
whether at Tours
or Poitiers, my men will ever cry
Je crains!
or
Je suis fatigué!
We neither fight for gold nor fame,
our inspiration faithful service and
our rallying cry
Nous nous battons pour Notre-Dame!”
I thank you for your dedication.
All your enemies (also my son's)
are mired in the past and frightened
of a future eminently more enlightened.
Yeshua represents an innovation
similar to yours:
new ways to skin the cat of law,
and of the essence and the grammar
of authority itself, a new Jerusalem
that's being built by his nails
and your hammer.
Not thy will but His be done
if tonight you would taste
the delicate rewards of Heaven.
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Frank Talk from Jackie O.'s Ghost
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February 01, 2011, 10:30:51 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 2, Wed. - From the Desk of Jackie's Ghost:
How can I disabuse
you of the notion
there's anything
remotely interesting
to say about
one
Muse
much less this swollen
bevy of all nine?
The Muse today is
smoke from a locomotive,
a mistral gust
to Mississippi steamboat,
a misaddressed note
of condolence to
a golden goose's yolk.
Surrender those mannikins
and you just might
have something
somebody could read,
but keep on
Howdy-Doodying their lips
and your follow-up letters
to me
will not even be opened.
And
mon Dieu!
Stop adding points of view!
Your monologues by everyone
and his brother's kitchen sink
are driving me to the brink
of trading in my Montblanc
for a punch-ladle of red ink!
If you've got a story, dammit,
Mr. Riordan, tell it.
Cram in as much crude sex as fits
without appearing
trop gratuit,
then maybe there's a 50/50
Doubleday can sell it.
Look at the miracles we worked
in better days with Mina Loy
and Chuck Palahniuk.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 01, 2011, 10:37:32 AM »
by
R Raymond
Ha! Tom - great amidst the discussions and talk about writing and poetry flying about. The Chuck reference is spot on... lovely. I would suggest 'de-poemizing' this section:
a plume of smoke
is to a locomotive,
a mistral gust
And just say:
The Muse today is smoke
to a locomotive,
a mistral gust
to a Mississippi steamboat,
a misaddressed note of condolence
to a golden goose's yolk.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 01, 2011, 11:02:39 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, Rob. I reworkded those lines as you suggested, thank you. Tom
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Castaway's Dream
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February 02, 2011, 07:43:53 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 3 - Amelia Earhart/Koressos Cats
“How many times can Ephesus
be sacked,” Amelia asks,
“how many times her churches
burnt,
how many times the Saracens
arrive in a flotilla
from the unsuspecting sea
and send the garrison
of untried Byzantines in terror
up into the hills?
“Ladies, I know I'm out of place
advising you or anyone
in this part of the world
about your business,
but there seems to be
a classic power vacuum here.
Why not step in and take the city
that you founded back?
Or are you having too much fun
pretending to be cats?”
Miss,
your husband seems
as docile as he ought to be
and you yourself seem brave
and enterprising, to a fault;
I've heard a couple rumors
that you over-reached,
made bold to circle Zeus's sky
without an offering.
We get as stirred as anyone
by Satan's still-defiant speech
in
Paradise Lost
but wouldn't it have made
more sense to put their energies
in air conditioning
and archangel-retardant fencing?
Amelia watches
the cats spring up
on grayish wings
to catch the scraps
of goat intestine
she has brought
to toss to them.
The city smokes
and Muslim dhonis
ride the evening air
back out to the sea;
the Byzantine troops
tumble loudly down
the hill pretending
to counterattack.
“Zeus keeps me
as a pet here too,”
she thinks.
“I'd rather risk
worse punishment
than sit around
and keep house
like a pastor's wife.”
If she could bring
the cats to life
again as Amazons...
if she could rise
upon her wings
and dare the sun
to lay her low again...
She looks up from
her mangled dream.
All around her,
all around her
is the sea.
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Castaway II
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February 03, 2011, 09:03:46 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Feb. 4, Friday – Zeus:
I watched that night
not masquerading
as the star
that Herod's agents
clumsily explained
was 'overhead'
(deceiving no one—
the new parents saw
the writing on the wall
and by first light
had fled)
nor did I infiltrate
the shepherds
of the field
who angel choirs bade
to look in
on a child
in a manger
on the outskirts
of the town
and who were
quite amazed
though they could
barely spell
when Miriam explained
'I'm calling him Yeshua
to fulfill the prophecy
'And they shall call
his name Immanu-el.'
I watched the birth
itself
scant feet away
contributing
a warming breath
and encouraging
bray.
I'm not as cold
as my detractors claim
but always curious
about the intermix
of mortal and divine
resulting from my
dabbling in eugenics—
as usual
a disappointment.
The feeble infant
would have died
had not
one shepherd applied
a schmeer
of their veterinary
ointment.
'This one,' I thought,
'lacks any markings
of a hero.'
If it weren't
mathematically irrational
I would've named him
Ena Akomi Miden—
One More Zero.
What I did see
though
is how his mother
metamorphosed
all the agony of labor
into love so feral
I and a couple sheep
wandered across
the road
and tried to crowd in
with some cattle
at the neighbor's.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 03, 2011, 02:28:16 PM »
by
David C. Man
Another nice sideways look at the supernatural - or the holy? Zeus seems more unperturbed by the event than the Great God Pan is in ... whose poem was it? Shelley's? Who am I thinking of here? (I genuinely don't know. Suggestions?)
Actually, Zeus reminds me of the donkey in my recent Nativity poem. Much more knowing, of course.
Cheers
David
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 03, 2011, 03:03:28 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Don't know either about Shelley, David. Hope someone does.
But yes, who
was
that donkey?? Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 04, 2011, 09:03:01 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
A Scholarly Analysis
Feb. 5, Sat. - Abu Isa:
“They exploit
the syncretic/ecological
trope of nativity,”
says Outreach Minister
Abu Isa,
“a potent demagogical
trinity of god
and son
and holy dove.
“Our Muhammad
sits in for Yeshua
but we still need
something animal—
maybe a dromedary
or a falcon?—
if we're seriously
planning on
challenging them.”
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 05, 2011, 09:00:24 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Debate
Feb. 6, Sat. - Ibn Ya'qub, Minister of Tawbah:
We don't need female figurines,
doves, trinities, or dromedaries!
We strip away embroidery
and stand on naked zeal!
The almonds in the brain
the Greeks call amygdalē?
That's where Allah speaks
to us most clearyly; the rest,
as Jews say, is just commentary.
Compete with Christians? Why?
Man doesn't get to choose his Lord.
Let's keep it elementary:
Islam, monthly tribute, or the sword.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 05, 2011, 09:17:21 AM »
by
silent lotus
Debate
Feb. 6, Sat. - Ibn Ya'qub, Minister of Tawbah:
We don't need female figurines,
doves, trinities, or dromedaries!
We strip away embroidery
and stand on naked zeal!
The almonds in the brain
the Greeks call amygdalē?
That's where Allah speaks
to us most clearyly; the rest,
as Jews say, is just commentary.
Compete with Christians? Why?
Man doesn't get to choose his Lord.
Let's keep it elementary:
Islam, monthly tribute, or the sword.
dear Tom
a most wonderful recipe of a poem you have here
and it reminded me of the special flavor of green almonds
http://www.aglaiakremezi.com/articles/general/fresh-fava-and-green-almonds.html
http://www.yemek-tarifi.info/english/recipe.php?recipeid=513
miles of inkwell smiles
silent lotus
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 05, 2011, 09:48:52 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
umm, sound good, Silent. will have to sneak some in somewhere - thanks, Tom
The return of fuzzy green almonds, like the fresh favas, marks the beginning of Spring. I love to pick them from the trees and nibble on them. Their crunchy outer layer is thick and juicy before they develop their hard, woody shells, and the nut inside looks like a translucent jelly drop. In Turkey the green almonds are cooked together with lamb, in a lemon-based sauce, and this time of year you can buy them in the markets of Istanbul and Anatolia. Here tsagala, as the unripe almonds are called, are preserved in heavy syrup and made into one of the countless spoon-sweets the frugal Greek cooks have invented. I often add the green almonds to salads, especially to the thick-yogurt-garlic tzatziki. Most of all, I like to make pickled green almonds, following the Eastern Mediterranean tradition. The crunchy, sour-sweet pickled tsagala are an ideal accompaniment to the sweet and strong anise-flavored ouzo or raki.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 05, 2011, 09:57:31 AM »
by
silent lotus
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In Turkey i have tasted a very interesting Green Almond Jam
and in india they do some interesting things too
http://www.themahanandi.org/category/vegetables/green-almonds/
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Witness
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February 06, 2011, 08:26:50 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 7 – Lazarus:
30 years I've lived here
since they moved the stone
out from my tomb
and Yeshua call me forth
still bound in graveclothes
hand and foot
and my face wound in
the funerary napkin.
When he said
Loose him
and they did
I can't imagine what
I looked or smelled like
having never encountered
a zombie myself
but even through the smoke
I saw all those
who loved me
shrinking back.
Martha
assured me afterward
they all were merely
awestruck by the miracle—
there was no stink,
no filming of the skin,
no blackened toes—
but she has never been
above white lies.
Why don't you ever smile?
people have hounded me
for all this time.
You were entombed four days
and then you walked right out!
But anyone who's seen
what I saw knows
there isn't anything at all
to grin about.
After Yeshua's crucifixion
the companions said
You're next. We all agree
you've seen too much,
plus you're our cult's Exhibit A.
So I took sail.
How many of us floated
like orphaned coco nuts
to every haven
of the Mediterranean?
My adoptive isle was Cyprus.
Everybody had their hand out.
The consul Arminius Proclus
demanded witness
that the underworld is grim
even for Yeshua's closest
friends.
Then John and Miriam
set sail from Joppa
hoping to convince me
to go public
about being resurrected
by their Christ.
They said it would save lives
though others thought
the persecution
probably would only grow.
She'd knitted me an omophor
but winds from Asphaltite
propelled their ship off course
as far as Athos
on the east-most teat
of Chalcidice's uddered
brow of Greece
which ever since
has interdicted females
of all species
from its dozen sketes
Saint Anne, the Holy Trinity,
Saints Andrea, Dmitriou,
and Panteleimonos,
Prophet Elijah,
both Fore-Runners,
God-Bearer, the Ravine,
Annunciation of Theotokos,
and Bogoroditsa
and many monasteries
from Great Lavra
and high Dionysiou
to The Ascension
and Konstamonitou
with it miraculous Saint Stephen icon
and the wonder-working
Our Ladies Hodeghetria
and Antiphonetria.
What happened there
that day?
The more I see
the more I see the veil.
How I miss the little town
of Bethany
with my two older sisters
when the biggest mysteries
we had to solve
revolved around
the disappearance
of a pear or quince.
He could have come.
They say he groaned in spirit
and he wept
while the twin Tau'ma
cried empassioned
Let's all hasten to him
that we may also die
with our dear friend!
But Yeshua chose
abiding where he was
for two days more
to make the point
once he arrived
that he was heaven-sent.
I don't know what to think.
Nobody understands
I've only been
through hell
and have no testimony
pro or con to tell
about religion.
Death, life,
what's the difference—
clay steals from clay
and there is nothing
else to say.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 06, 2011, 09:39:33 AM »
by
silent lotus
The Rabbi Who Believes in Zeus:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rabbi-alan-lurie/why-all-intuitions-of-god_b_817435.html
Quote from: Tom Riordan on February 03, 2011, 09:03:46 AM
Feb. 4, Friday – Zeus:
I watched that night
not masquerading
as the star
that Herod's agents
clumsily explained
was 'overhead'
(deceiving no one—
the new parents saw
the writing on the wall
and by first light
had fled)
nor did I infiltrate
the shepherds
of the field
who angel choirs bade
to look in
on a child
in a manger
on the outskirts
of the town
and who were
quite amazed
though they could
barely spell
when Miriam explained
'I'm calling him Yeshua
to fulfill the prophecy
'And they shall call
his name Immanu-el.'
I watched the birth
itself
scant feet away
contributing
a warming breath
and encouraging
bray.
I'm not as cold
as my detractors claim
but always curious
about the intermix
of mortal and divine
resulting from my
dabbling in eugenics—
as usual
a disappointment.
The feeble infant
would have died
had not
one shepherd applied
a schmeer
of their veterinary
ointment.
'This one,' I thought,
'lacks any markings
of a hero.'
If it weren't
mathematically irrational
I would've named him
Ena Akomi Miden—
One More Zero.
What I did see
though
is how his mother
metamorphosed
all the agony of labor
into love so feral
I and a couple sheep
wandered across
the road
and tried to crowd in
with some cattle
at the neighbor's.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 06, 2011, 10:41:32 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Nice discussion, thanks, Silent. Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 06, 2011, 10:45:09 AM »
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silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on February 06, 2011, 10:41:32 AM
Nice discussion, thanks, Silent. Tom
i think Zeus need to thank you Tom !
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 07, 2011, 11:13:53 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Raid, Theft and Ban
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 8 – Miriam:
That day I raised a storm
from Bethlehem
which dragged poor John
at last to anchor with me
under high Mount Athos,
yes,
I had surreptitious business
there.
Years back, as Hēphaistos
fitted Mount Olympos
with a furnace
sulphurous enough
to keep the sun
inflamed by night
and warm the fingers
of the gods
before and after
their unfinishable
family fights,
I'd heard they made
their temporary home
on Athos,
and that Zeus left
some odds and ends there
he'd outgrown—
two dozen wooden blocks
carved with the first initials
of the great philosophers;
and there beneath
Chrysippos, Psamtik, Hómēros
three pages of scratched notes
for a godling's wishful ode
about his father
...at the Elysian retreat of Kronos,
Where soothing breezes off the bay
Breathe over the City of the Blessed
And all around the asphodel ablaze
With dazzling Aegean light,
Some springing from the olive grove
Or scented by the sighing of a spring...
and underneath,
a note in someone else's hand,
Why are you weeping, Zeus?
Why does the gracious one shed tears?
Do you want to snort and paw the earth
and rule like the Bull, your father?
and finally, beneath, in Delphic script:
As a dog is removed from your house,
a hound from your court,
so you too, father, must die like a mortal,
and your court become a place for mourning,
controlled by women, beloved father.
Baal's mountain, father, will weep for you,
Zaphon, the storm god's stronghold will lament,
the stronghold wide and broad.
But as the sun broke through the gray,
and while I slipped his discards
underneath the lining of my cloak,
a creature, left there sentinel,
whose presence had been cropped
from the account that I'd heard,
accosted me.
Panoptes? One of the Titânes?
I wasn't up on Greek mythology,
but suffice to say
it was an ugly multi-headed pup
with serpent hair and harpy claws,
a chimera of more beasts
than I cared to stay and tally up.
I hightailed back to where John
waited praying just as fervantly
as if the storm still raged amain.
The crew, thank God,
had some experience with quick escape.
As two strong arms and iron hands
heaved me up onto the ship's deck,
the craft already nuzzled at the waves
and my pursuer drew up short,
unwilling to risk getting wet,
or else forbidden to desert those sands.
If it were mini-Kerberos and his too-many eyes,
or if the way I hid my own identity
by showing ginger hair, then black;
a rounder nose, then aquiline;
full lips, then thin;
whoever the chimera gave report to
thought
Let's play it safe from here on in
and place a ban on every female
human, monstrous, even avian!
Taking avgolemono off the menu's
a small price to pay to guard against
a witch thief coming ashore again.
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What She Aleady Knew
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February 08, 2011, 08:44:11 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 9
”Why did no one suspect
you?”
Miriam wonders aloud.
”You were the chief god
in the neighborhood,
renowned for your seductions.
Not the Jewish girls, but still...”
“You thought your
Yahweh,
aka your Aramaic
Alaahaa,”
she hears him answer,
“would protect you from
the rape of
Zeus
and
El?
Was He such a bargain?
After you kill the male children, kill every female who has known man by
lying with him. Those who have not known a man, keep alive for yourselves.
And the Lord said to Moses, Divide the prey, the 32,000 women who have not
lain with a man, between the soldiers and the rest of the congregation.
Now, that's real Numbers.
Is a panderer and voyeur somehow purer than the lover?"
“Have there been others?”
“Have I had other Jews?
Why dig into that wound
so deeply, dear Miriam?
Jew, Cretan, Persian, Greek,
what difference does it make
when you're talking about
a pussy and a dick?”
“Answer.”
“Yes. Of course. I've been
a full-grown man
for three millennia.
The only thing I've scorned
to cast a lustful eye on
all these years, as I told Job,
is a ferocious warhorse.
Hast thou clothed his neck with thunder?
Canst thou make him afraid as a grasshopper?
The glory of his nostrils is terrible.
He paweth the valley, and rejoiceth in strength.
He goeth on to meet the armed men.
He mocketh at fear, and is not affrighted;
neither turneth he back from the sword.
The quiver rattleth against him,
the glittering spear and the shield.
He swalloweth the ground with fierceness and rage:
neither believeth he that it is the sound of the trumpet.
He saith among the trumpets, Ha, ha;
and he smelleth the battle afar off,
the thunder of the captains, and the shouting.
Can you imagine trying to poke
that
in the keister? You Jewish girls are fierce, agreed—
but take my word for it, you're nothing compared
to a rampaging steed.”
“Don't bother being crass.
It doesn't put me off.
I asked a question. Answer it.”
“There were a couple girls.”
“I want their names.”
“You know their names.
When I first saw you
in the window reading Tanakh
I saw your brow creased just so
with supreme understanding.
You know how to read
between the lines, I know.”
“Their
names.
I want to hear it from your mouth,
no double-speak.”
“Abraham's wife Sarai.
He knew too, of course.
That's why he loaded up
that pack horse
with split wood
and went to give the boy
back to his maker.
Michal, David's first wife—
she found
him
too crass
and hid the teraphim,
his household gods, in bed.
And then of course
your aunt Elizabeth.
You and the Baptist knew
you're more than cousins.
That's why I was so pleased
with him when he embraced you
that day by the Jordan.
No—not mercy fucks, if
that's what you're thinking.
Childless woman do have
a certain get-up-and-go.”
“Oh, you're a snake!
At this point,
you'll do anything to take
away the luster from Yeshua.
All glory to my son
without a head!”
“May I remind you
that they both are dead?”
“Dead, live?
As Lazarus said
there's not much difference.”
“Your son
had pretty much
the same idea.”
“Our
son.”
“Our
son, if you insist.
Just don't suggest
those limp wrists
come from my side!”
“Better a limp wrist
than the limp dick
I remember.
What an introduction
that was to the pleasures
of the opposite gender!”
“Even with no climax
you got pregnant!
You womb didn't complain
about the sex!”
“Go back.
Go back to where you hide.
I've bloody matters to attend to
that I can't accomplish
while you're lurking by my side.
Go back
and don't return.
It's time for ships to sink
and minarets to burn.”
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 08, 2011, 08:54:11 AM »
by
silent lotus
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dear Tom
not only do i praise the humor of the fury of your pen
yet your psychic abilities to create
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 9
on February 8th are exceptional.
well done !
silent lotus
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 08, 2011, 09:13:37 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Unfortunately, Silent, the full list of my superpowers was lost with latter half of Hesiod's
Heroogony,
pretty much stranding me in a humdrum everyday life with just enough omniscience to write poems with tomorrow's date on them! Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 08, 2011, 03:01:35 PM »
by
MichelleBethCronk
You've dispelled my grumpiness by making me laugh -
does that count as a superpower?
(If you knew how grumpy, you would agree)
;)
M
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 08, 2011, 04:22:10 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Well, you've just done the same for me. I won't get into the details, but what people expect you to do for hours at a time and call a life!.............Thanks, Michelle
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Zeus's Reverie
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February 09, 2011, 08:59:53 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 10
Which passage was it that you read
the day we met?
“I have it here,” she said,
“inside the book you Greeks call
Exodos,
the part about
the thunderings and the lightnings
and the noise of the trumpet sounded long
and the darkness wherein God's thick cloud
covered the mount six days
the smoke of Him descending in fire
and smoke rising as the smoking of a furnace
and the whole mount quaked
and under his feet a pavement of sapphire stone
and Moses gat himself on the steps of the altar
and he went into the cloud
and was in the mount forty days and forty nights
and when he descended
builded an altar and twelve pillars at its foot.”
Ah yes, Al Khazneh in the Wadi Musa.
I do remember Moses well.
The spring he summoned
waters Petra to this day,
the tomb of Aaron there
one of my favorite retreats.
I love that scene where they
throw down their staves
and snake eats snake!
I'm still a boy at heart—combining
war and sorcery does get me off!
“Then you'll enjoy what's coming next:
a saga where Germanic galdralag
confounds your straight-laced warriors
at Tours in 732 and for eight centuries
till 1541 when Portuguese appeared
ex machina and help the Christian Ethiopians
split Arab heads at Massawa.”
You call such monsters
Christians?
“Annihilating infidels,
by any other name they smell as sweet.”
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February 09, 2011, 09:23:22 AM »
by
R Raymond
Crazy stuff Tom... enjoy the saga.
One suggetion:
and snake eats snake! - make the eats just eat, "and snake eat snake!"
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 09, 2011, 11:41:42 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
thanks, rob. seems good that "dog eat dog" comes to mind, at lease. heard aloud, it's "snake eat snake" either way. when I read "snake eats snake" I'm distracted wondering if 'snake' is the plural of 'snake'. alone in that kind of nerdy concern? maybe. will replay it a few dozen times and see if it works in. thanks, tom
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Relic Hunter, Mount Koressos
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by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 11
A strange blizzard raged;
when the cutthroat centurion
reached the crest of the mountain,
he looked more like common snowman
than noble Roman.
But if he found an artifact Helena craved,
she would present him to her son
Imperator Constantinus
to be rewarded with a primus-pilus
or more.
Unfortunately, there was nothing there—
a ruined hut of no distinction,
a thinly ice-skinned spring,
some savage-tended olive trees
that had seen much better days.
Then he thought he saw
a pathway through the underbrush,
and ambition warred with cold
as half his mind said
Go
and half said
No.
Two hours later,
looking less like a snowman
than a daphne bush
on which a drift had fallen,
the abominable Roman thrilled to see
three black mouths on a limestone face
beside superhuman statuary and colonnades
from which wept melting snow.
Within was something warm:
he had struck gold.
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Triumph
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February 11, 2011, 08:32:54 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 12 – Melpomene:
Every citizen of Byzantium
rebuilt and renamed Kōnstantinoupolis
already blessed by the Rod of Moses
and the One True Cross
and the Church of the Holy Apostles
raised up on the rubble
of discredited Aphrodite's temple
came out of doors
to watch the triumph of the lord
both of the heavens and the earth
hoi polloi accustomed
to parades of thousands of Sarmatians
bound in chains
a hundred elephants queued
tail-in-trunk and ridden
by ostrich-plumed mahouts
and Vandal girls
without a stitch of clothes
bound for the auction block
could not contain their wonder
at the sight of Zeus's immense bed
that undergirt the passions
of the God of Thunder
paraded as imperial plunder
through the Gate of Myriandrion
and down the regal Mese
past Theotokos in Petra
between the Churches of the Apostles
and Christ Panepoptes
and then past the Forum of the Bulls
to Hagia Sophia
followed by seven sarkophágoi
in which they said
lay seven pagan gods so old
they had no names
and then
a solitary Arab man
enmeshed in spiders' silk
who seemed to dream
his eyeballs sliding
back and forth beneath this lids
but whom no one could wake
neither with cymbals nor with shouts—
the Emperor and his mother smiled
and waved down from their perch
above the palace crowd
the empire
theirs and Christ’s
now perfectly impregnable.
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Cogito Ergot Sum, Lourdes, A.D. 778
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by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 13
The Moor Marat's fortress at Lourdes
under siege
by the Franks, a fishhawk sweeps
down and drops a huge trout at his feet.
Marat uses the fish to trick Charlemagne
into thinking they have more than moldy grain
to eat
when there apppears
to him
the Black Virgin of Puy,
a versatile
recently
Christianized
figure of Anis
Celtic queen
of the sky
etched
on Roman pottery
alongside Zeus and Antiope,
who
commands him to be yield
and be baptized.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
silent lotus
Moldy Grain !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergot
Human poisoning due to the consumption of rye bread made from ergot-infected grain was common in Europe in the Middle Ages.
The epidemic was known as Saint Anthony's fire,[9] or ignis sacer, and some historical events, such as the Great Fear in France during the Revolution have been linked to ergot poisoning.[16]
Quote from: Tom Riordan on February 12, 2011, 08:57:26 AM
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 13
The Moor Marat's fortress at Lourdes
under siege
by the Franks, a fishhawk sweeps
down and drops a huge trout at his feet.
Marat uses the fish to trick Charlegmagne
into thinking they have more than moldy grain
to eat
when there apppears
to him
the Black Virgin of Puy,
a versatile
recently
Christianized
figure of Anis
Celtic queen
of the sky
etched
on Roman pottery
alongside Zeus and Antiope,
who
commands him to be yield
and be baptized.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
David C. Man
Cogito ergot sum
! Surely not? Yep, surely. That's inspired, Tom. "Versatile" is a great choice too. Don't think I've heard of Anis before, though.
Cheers
David
P.S. Too many g's in Charlemagne. I've seen his throne in the cathedral in Aachen / Aix-la-Chapelle -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:K%C3%B6nigsthron_Aachener_Dom.jpg.
A fine place.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
Tom Riordan
A fine king, yes, especially trimmed of excess g's. Thank you for catching that.
David, I guess Dana is much more familiar, Anis more the name of the mountain named after her at Puy.
Oh, I'm Aachen to see that throne but the link screwed up.
Thanks, Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
David C. Man
Quote from: Tom Riordan on February 12, 2011, 09:41:40 AM
Oh, I'm Aachen to see that throne but the link screwed up.
How bout this?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:AachenerDomKarlsthron_1661a.jpg
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 12, 2011, 12:55:08 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
I can see that war, rather than woodworking, was the Specialty of the Realm!
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
David C. Man
Woodworking? My dear fellow, that's marble!
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 12, 2011, 01:13:17 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Well, looks damn uncomfortable and pretty shabby, whatever it is! Looks like a trough for hogs.
When I was Emperor of the Franks, we had a little more style!
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
David C. Man
I think he got most of his stuff from Ikea, but then he had slaves to assemble it for him.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
Tom Riordan
Ah, that's the life!
Why hasn't Ikea come up with that idea? Elves, at least.
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Cogito Ergot Sum, Wisconsin 1859
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February 13, 2011, 11:52:08 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 14
Four miles from Robinsonville (today
one mile east
of Champion on Kewaunee
County Highway K
eighteen
miles from Green Bay)
a year after a miller's daughter made
Lourdes a Marian sensation,
Miriam dropped in on the United States
in the mind of a Belgian immigrant of 28,
while she too carried sacks of moldy grain
to and from a gristmill in the altered state
of ignus sacer, sacred fire—ergot in the brain.
Adele Brise
asked the apparition
in the trees
in a white dress
with yellow sash
around its waist
stars on her ravishing
blonde tresses
who she was.
“Ik ben de koningin
van de hemel—
Je suis la reine du ciel—
do you speak Flemish,
English,
or Walloon?
I'm queen of the sky.
Call the children in this
wild country
and teach
them about religion.”
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
David C. Man
Very creditable Dutch - or Vlaams, I suppose - there, Tom. Not another of your attainments, surely?
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
Tom Riordan
David, I'm glad it got past you, anyway. No, no language attainments, just a wing and the prayer that whoever knows better will correct me. Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
David C. Man
Leaving all question of languages aside, this is one of my favourites so far, Tom. It's not top heavy with fact or background information - which
occasionally
they are - and it just reads like a dream or a most musical tune.
Cheers
David
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, David, for bringing up the good
and
the (occasional!) bad. Tom
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Cogito Argot Sum, 2010
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February 14, 2011, 08:30:31 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
[Muse's Advisory, Feb. 15 - Euterpe:]
Three
apparition-scene
investigators
find no evidence of heresy
or fraud and a long history
of cures, conversions
and signs—
the site within the twenty
mile swathe around Green Bay
untouched by the Peshtigo fire
ruled a miracle.
Bishop David Ricken says
“with moral certainty”
in an office
littered
with
cast-off crutches, that Ms. Brise
had encounters “worthy
of faith,” builds a seventy
car parking lot and gives the green
light to a Good Helpers Association,
the Sister Adele level
giving ten
and the Our Lady level twenty
per month. “It's a gift to believers,”
said Mariologist
Johann Roten. “It's devious
to think
it's pulled
from the attic
to distract
from sex
abuse in
the diocese.
I hope it'll be perceived
as evidence
there are ways of living
that are still
pure.”
Bishop Ricken agreed.
“The people have a need
for the spiritual and right here
in our backyard is an opportunity
to feed
their souls. If Mary's words
bring hope and healing
for victims of our errant priests
then that would be
good,
sure.”
For eighteen
years
Karen Tipps was a volunteer
who took care of the premises
with her husband Steve.
“Look at our children.
There's no hope.
No faith. Nothing to live
for."
“There’s power here,”
said Theresa
Vandermause as she arrived
for her weekly
visit with her friend Judy.
“I feel
her presence, as if she's
really
and truly
listening to me.”
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
R Raymond
Cogito Argot Sum, 2010
BEST. TITLE. EVER...
That is smart, witty and telling. Bang on Tom, BANG ON!
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, Rob. Descartes said his good wife talked him out of it at the last moment, ergo the ergo. Tom
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Catastrophe in Constantinopolis
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by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 16
mine eyes have seen the glory...
...those who sought his life are dead
do you see I am in my father's house...
...nay, do not cry, daughters of Jerusalem
I commend my spirit into thy hands...
...all of you who pass by, is it nothing to you
they shall admire him whom they pierced...
All seven boys together rolled onto their left sides
and the populace screamed as one
as paynim horsemen chased the procession through the gate.
From the bed of Zeus arose as a whirling tower Allah's jinn
who seized the flag of Artemis's crescent and Miriam's star
from the long-dried fingerbones of Constantine the Great
and the newly-bloodied wrists of the Marble Emperor
whose crooked teeth were packed tight with vervain,
renamed it Ay Yıldız and took it for Muhammad's own.
Janissaries stormed the bronze gates of Hagia Sophia
crammed with civilians praying for divine protection
whom the invaders sorted by the price they would bring
at the auction block and were then accordingly divided.
The Sultan Mehmet would give his troops three days
to plunder and then rebuilt the noble city as his own.
The man in the spider-silk robe who seemed to dream, awoke;
the skin of his face shone in splendor; he cried: “I'm the Prophet!
Return to Allah's fold or die! Islam means surrender!”
Replied the Marble Emperor: “We have lived in the greatest
of cities and are now entirely prepared to die defending it.”
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Semaphore with Flute
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February 16, 2011, 09:56:37 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 17 – Euterpe:
this
violen
ce
unaccep
t
able.
fl
ick m
u
d
a
t
a palac
e
,
sink s
low
ly
in a
moa
t or
do somethi
n
g
ab o u t i t ?
an idiotic race
n
o
excuse
2 a
pe
Cai
n
,
spit,
attack y
our
little br
other
.
o ld tal e s R
ABC blocks 2
pick p i c k
a
b
irth pla
c
e.
d
s
ig n
n
e
w thoug ht
.
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Put in Her Place
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February 17, 2011, 08:12:59 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Feb. 18 – Hera to Miriam:
No, I have no idea
where your son is!
Demigods have
always struck me
as uninteresting.
I'm not a prude
or racial purist,
but I hate it when
Zeus visits earth
as a cunt-tourist.
It embarrasses
both of us.
You can't blame
the half-bloods
themselves
but why lionize them,
expect great deeds?
It's likely he's dead,
like the rest. When
did anyone last
hear from Theseus?
Miss, no offense,
but you're no more
than mortal too.
Zeus simply pays
the Moirae off;
but when the
baksheesh stops..
Or has your head
been turned by all
those lonely Jews
beseeching you?
Star of the Sea!
Queen of Heaven!
Ever-Virgin!
Cause of Our Joy
Co-Redemptrix!
Destroyer of Heresy!
Joy of the Just!
Eternity's more than
future plus past,
the eager burnish
of mythic éclat.
It's an impassible
state of mind.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 17, 2011, 03:50:05 PM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on February 16, 2011, 09:56:37 AM
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 17 – Euterpe:
this
violen
ce
unaccep
t
able.
fl
ick m
u
d
a
t
a palac
e
,
sink s
low
ly
in a
moa
t or
do somethi
n
g
ab o u t i t ?
an idiotic race
n
o
excuse
2 a
pe
Cai
n
,
spit,
attack y
our
little br
other
.
o ld tal e s R
ABC blocks 2
pick p i c k
a
b
irth pla
c
e.
d
s
ig n
n
e
w thoug ht
.
dear Tom
this plays well across and down the page
silent lotus
~
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 17, 2011, 05:14:16 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
thanks, silent. playing around a bit, so glad to get a report of how it reads. tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 18, 2011, 05:03:37 AM »
by
Dax
18 February 2011
Yeah
Context has a lot to say for itself too; caught up in isolation (so to speak) with a poem is somewhat like being alone with a prey, or becoming the prey, feeling that way, not knowing, nor understanding. Indeed. We hide, or fight. Fight and resist— whatyoumightcall The High & Low Fodder of Romancing the Stone.
Strange after all how difference beggars the spear of any norm to blunt indifference or, let's say refuses to blow the mundane skirt of convention far above the already knee-capped Victim. I as some members know by now, much prefer someone to have a go (like this, above) it excites me. Huff & Puff pass on by any day of the week, why, we hardly see them anymore let alone think of them as some kind of neighbour (forgive the Puritan Englundishspeake-Will here).
And in so doing, aspects lose something of the cultural grease-paint; how refreshing it is, too. Then lo subjects discover/reveal/allow others like me, to touch a little deeper into the heart of humanity, perhaps tug a few strings, step out of that cave and onto the that big ol' moonshine out there where anything is possible and Mr. Cole is King still — so, we make stuff-up count. But first, like you, NOT someone else— we need that creative mark, a footprint. Thanks for that spirit, Tom. Splendid, splendid.
Thank you, Tom.
ps You're just as beautiful as ever
.
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Tom Riordan
dax, thank you for the encouragement and the context! tom
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Miriam, After Meeting With Hera
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 19 – Miriam to Zeus:
I spoke with her.
It went about as well
as I expected.
I'd thought just maybe
she might side with me,
but no. To her, Yeshua
was an ordinary man,
I should accept his death,
go back to Nazareth
and mourn, and you
should go on doing
as you've always done.
She really
is
your sister,
if only distantly a wife:
she thinks mankind
should give the gods
their hearts, but not
the other way around.
I see what's wrong—
your upbringing,
or lack thereof.
It's dog eat dog where
you came from,
not one scrap shared.
Yeshua had a vision
people could turn to
when times got tough.
He wasn't in it
for the fat, smoke, blood,
but set himself up
as a lightning rod.
He exposed you Twelve
as omni-gluttons with
stomachs unbuttoned,
egos never sated,
thanks to the mammoth
and immortal tapeworm,
hubris. That's why you
all must be eliminated.
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by
Dax
Brilliant
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 18, 2011, 01:39:15 PM »
by
camel hatt
feeling like i'm only just getting my teeth into this thread, well done, much to enjoy, but first of all what's your line break secret! this last one seems flawless (to me) and i do so admire and envy that x
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 18, 2011, 01:48:25 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, dax.
Camel, thank you too. Line breaks are mysterious to me too. Sometimes making sentence grammar or meter-reading clearer is a piece; sometimes consonance of end words; sometimes a hidden-in-hand-behind-the-back little surprise...I think probably dozens of factors that come into play. Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 18, 2011, 01:56:30 PM »
by
camel hatt
thanks , i admire the easy flow of a poem like this (and there are lots others on this site too) i find myself carried through or even swept up right inside the poem, and i like how the poetic bumps and punches can be subtle and more enjoyable for that.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
Lavonne Westbrooks
This is brill. I did get a little confused about who was talking to who, though.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 18, 2011, 02:58:15 PM »
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Tom Riordan
Thanks, Lavonne--that's a really helpful reminder. Tom
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Memory, Memory
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February 19, 2011, 01:57:55 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 20 - Zeus to Miriam:
As you try to raised yourself
by standing on the shoulders
of our son,
I hear you've met the Muses,
my nine daughters.
Their mother's
Memory, my aunt.
Who gives a shit
if they're a tiny bit inbred?
They'll deal with it.
Nobody's paying them
to not have tails
or Habsburg lips.
My memory of Memory is faint.
It was a long way back,
and she could vacuum up
my recall of our love
to relish it herself.
What a lover that made her!—
each of our nine nights
more rousing than the last!
She knew my ins and outs!
Her taste for such sweet tidbits
got the best of her, however,
till it reached the point where
I'd forgotten all the highlights.
I apparently just wandered off.
Companionship and sex are not
enough without their contexts.
So, the girls don't interest me.
What have they ever done?
They're dulcet music boxes
lacking knuckles.
Beauty is the rouge
on pestilence's face.
Without the wurst, it's just a bun.
But Memory sheltered them so much,
grace passes through them
as effectlessly as breaths
tiptoeing through a flute.
No,
I don't miss her
but she did have
the most beautiful hair.
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February 19, 2011, 02:01:00 PM »
by
milner place
He'd best have a chat with Echo, Tom. Relished.
milner
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by
Tom Riordan
What a fine idea, Milner. I will pass that along immediately!
Thank you for looking in...Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 20, 2011, 08:05:22 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Challenge
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 21 – Miriam to Zeus:
Why wage proxy wars
at Tours, Byzantium?
Do you lack moxie
to fight for yourself?
You're bristling with
macho lightning-bolts
but did they ever once stay
Artemis Lokheira's bow?
You're not the only one
who has one gentle side,
one cruel. Come, let's test
your theory of superiority.
Unleash your roar
and cast your bolt.
You'll find the depth
of my resistance eerie.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 21, 2011, 06:43:28 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 22 – Zeus to Miriam:
You and Yeshua lack aggression.
Flail with a purse,
rain words as smooth as Mary Oliver's verse?
Big-time testosterone's what makes a battle bloody.
Don't you think, after all these years,
I have your measure?
I have capacities beyond your ken.
My character's as deep and muddy as the Nile.
The murder of a son and of a lover each will
bring me special pain and special pleasure.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 21, 2011, 09:16:21 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
As long as they're using Peacekeeper missiles...
"The Peacekeeper was a MIRV missile; it carried up to 10 re-entry vehicles, each armed with a 300-kiloton W87 warheads (twenty times the power of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima during World War II."
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Makeover
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by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 23 – Thalia:
Zeus knew exactly where Yeshua was—
the only one who did,
because he'd put him there himself.
Nowhere in Herodotus's
History;
nor any Dante canto mention it;
nor Milton's epic visited this age-old grotto
where new heroes go who are considering
a run at greatness but just don't know:
a drunk-tank for the grandiose constructed
by Hephaistos in an glowing bat-filled cave
below the one from which Zeus first arose.
All grandees of the tallest pedestals
and proudest pantheons have spent a stretch
deep in the sort of meditation that transformed
prince Louis Capet to Christianissimus Rex,
the Buddha Siddhattha Gotama against sex
and Malcolm Little to Malcolm X.
When Zeus first set him here and said,
“Yeshua, though you're dead, I can restore you
if you want the future generations to adore you,”
the young corpse just stirred his blood-drained lips
and whispered, “Why?”
His forty breadless days alone on desert sands
when he was still alive had led him to demur
on opting for divinity; but though a resurrected self
would only dine on wishful thinking, being
whom the faithful worshipped now appealed to him.
Why not a god who loved, who helped?
How would it play out if he stepped into those shoes?
“Abba,” he said. “The only thing I fear
is to become the type I spent my life withstanding.
What if I turned into a fraud myself?
I'm nervous I might also wind up more concerned
with moral law enforcement than with service.”
Zeus held his tongue; Hephaistos said,
“Of course you haven't made your mind up yet—
you're not dead long enough to lose your nose—
but take my word for it as a mortician,
you won't want to look like this on apparitions.
So let me start. If you decide to pass, no harm,
you're just a better looking corpse than most,
but if you do decide to haunt the living,
you don't want to scare the Christmas out of them!
Sit right down in my styling chair.
I'll start by doing something with that hair.”
“Yeshua
bry,”
Zeus said, “at this late date,
I don't presume to step into the role of dad,
but supreme being isn't something to go into
half-cocked. You said yourself: a man must leave
his family if he follows you. That's true: a god
can't have allegiances that conflict with his mission.
Purge the murmur of your mother from your blood.
She thinks she is a god herself and flies around
the earth as if a broom-sticked witch pronouncing
her own edicts. Stay her. If you can't, I understand.
I love her too. But if you want to be a
bona fide
deity
you have to make sure nothing throws
a monkey wrench into your spontaneity.”
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by
silent lotus
dear Tom
has Zeus ever spoken with the Norse “Bragi, God of Poets” ?
silent lotus
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Tom Riordan
thank you for the idea, Silent. i'm sure they've spoken, the question is whether or not they'll tell us what was said! Tom
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The Makeover
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 24
Hephaistos took his brush;
he took his comb;
he took soap and conditioner
and set upon Yeshua's mop
of blood-encrusted hair
with that degree of courage
and élan which marks a god;
in a matter of minutes
the poor dead soul
had tresses glossier
than Nat King Cole's.
His cheeks were rouged,
his empty arteries and veins
transfused
with richer blood
than mortals use,
an analgesic tincture
is applied
to all the open wounds
and
voilà
he's as good as new.
The mortuary god
slips one hand underneath
his barber's smock
and with a Frenchman's flourish
raises Whitman's speculum
that sends back to its eyer's gaze
fair costume rather than
lungs rotting, stomach sour, cankerous,
joints rheumy, bowels clogged,
blood dark and poisonous,
words babbling, no brain, no heart—
such was the Lemnic undertaker's art,
Yeshua took one look and knew
he had far less in common
with
un homme
than with
un dieu.
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by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 25 – Clio/Thalia:
Zeus had to laugh.
The British Captain Edmund Lyons,
Knight of the Order of St. Louis and
Grand Cross of the Order of the Redeemer and
Grand Cross of the Order of the Mejidie and
Grand Cross of the Legion of Honor and
Grand Cross of the Military Order sailed
the 46-gun fifth-rate Bombay-built Seringapatam-class
Druid-subclass frigate
HMS Madagascar
into breezy Nafplion
and delivered the young Otto Friedrich Ludwig of Bavaria
whom the European Great Powers had named King of Greece
by divine right
via
Byzantine Emperor Alexios I Komnenos & Irene Doukaina's
daughter Theodora Komnene Angelina & Konstantinos Angelos's
son Andronikos Dukas Angelos & Euphrosyne Kastamonitissa's
son Emperor Alexios III Angelos & Euphrosyne Doukaina Kamaterina's
daughter Anna Angelina & Emperor Theodore I Lascaris of Nicaea's
daughter Maria Lascarina & King Béla IV of Hungary
son Stephen V of Hungary & Elisabeth of Cumania's
daughter Maria Arpad of Hungary & King Charles the Lame of Naples's
daughter Eleanor of Anjour & Frederick III of Sicily's
daughter Elizabetta of Sicily & Duke Stephen II of Bavaria-Munich's
son Duke John II of Bavaria & Katharina of Görz...
then they lost track of several centuries during the Tourkokratia
but still
divine right was divine right
and so the German princeling queerly hellenized his name,
raised up the cross of Christ
and told the Greeks, in what was Greek to them,
that everything henceforth
würde in Ordnung sein.
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`
Makeover
Hephaistos took his brush;
he took his comb;
he took soap and conditioner
and set upon Yeshua's mop
of blood-encrusted hair
with that degree of courage
and élan which marks a god;
in a matter of minutes
the poor dead soul
had tresses glossier
than Nat King Cole's.
His cheeks were rouged,
his empty arteries and veins
transfused
with richer blood
than mortals use,
an analgesic tincture
is applied
to all the open wounds
and
voilà
he's as good as new.
The mortuary god
slips one hand underneath
his barber's smock
and with a Frenchman's flourish
raises Whitman's speculum
that sends back to its eyer's gaze
fair costume rather than
lungs rotting, stomach sour, cankerous,
joints rheumy, bowels clogged,
blood dark and poisonous,
words babbling, no brain, no heart—
such was the Lemnic undertaker's art,
Yeshua took one look and knew
he had far less in common
with
un homme
than with
un dieu.
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 24
By Roman custom, February 24 is the day added to a leap year in the Julian calendar.
The Mensis Intercalaris began on this day or the following day in intercalary years in the pre-Julian calendar.
This custom still has some effect around the world; for example, with respect to name days in Hungary.
Holidays and observances
Christian Feast Day:
Matthias
Æthelberht of Kent
Modest (Bishop of Trier)
Sergius of Cappadocia
February 24 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
Dragobete (Romania)
Flag Day (Mexico)
Independence Day, celebrates the independence of Estonia from Russian Empire in 1918; the Soviet period is considered illegal annexation.
National Artist Day (Thailand)
Regifugium (Ancient Rome)
~
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/February_24
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Tom Riordan
--a good resource for me, thank you, Silent. Tom
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Miriam the Barbarian
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 26 – Calliope:
Diyha the Berber,
who routed Umayyads
at Meskiana and drove
Hasan from Ifriqiya,
was a mother;
Mixcoatl's mother,
flint-clawed Itzpapalotl,
gave Xiuhnel
menstrual blood to drink
and slit his chest;
Phùng Thị Chính delivered
during battle and bore both
sword and newborn
as she hacked the Han.
Myths said gods
could never die but hadn't
Zeus been saved from
filicide by Rhea?
had he been barely
saved from Typhon only
with the help of
sinew-thieving Hermes?
had Zéphuros
not slain Hyakinthos?
did not the god at
Pyrgi die?
Miriam hadn't gotten
as far as she had
by giving every dusty saw
and sacred cow belief.
Tales from the mouths
of men and god might lie;
if she failed she failed
but she was deadset
upon giving it a try:
she slid a thin stiletto
down the lip of each
of her stout boots;
under the albid veil
she always wore at
photo ops, she hid
a cone snail stinger
and a botulism vial
Sedna's angry fingers
milked from the muktuk
of beached whales;
and in her left sleeve
tucked a piece
of shinbone salvaged
from the skeleton of
John the Divine.
She faced her cherrywood
cheval and grinned:
she looked damn good.
She was renowned
for sorrowing but knew
a couple things about
dispensing sorrows, too.
Her son had said
to turn the other cheek:
now Zeus was going
to learn something about
the nether side of meek.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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From the nether side of meek, I salute you.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
Tom Riordan
From the fence where I sit I salute you back! Tom
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That Launched a Thousand Ships
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by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 27 – Thalia:
Who does Miriam meet
as she glides down the infamous beach
where Zeus arrived from Tyre
with Europa in tow
to reveal his pretty face and ugly behavior?
Yeshua!
Fresh from Hephaistos's salon
and trying to get a little color
before his Syrian debut as Christ the Savior.
“Where do you think you're going looking like that?”
his mom demands.
“I have some calls to make,” he says.
“A number of people, my first stop Antioch.”
“Who are you planning to appear to?”
she repeats.
“A guy.”
“A
guy?”
“His name's Jerome. And he's a
doctor.”
“Jerome?
Is that his real name?”
“No, that's an alias.
Sophronius.
Sophronius Eusebius
Hieronymus.”
“'Jerome' is sounding better every minute.”
“You haven't lost the
sharpness of your tongue.”
“And this 'Jerome'—
you have to get dolled up for him?”
“Actually I'm giving him a whipping:
he's too fond of Cicero and Tully.
Make an example of him;
he'll tell everyone in the Empire!
No, all this glamor is for someone else.”
“A girl?”
“A nun.”
“You're dolled up for a nun?”
“I'm sitting for a portrait, if you have to know.”
A place called Plock, in Poland.”
“You're going to Poland in that fru-fri robe?”
“You don't bring luggage on an apparition, Ma.
This is the way I want to look.”
“A nun who paints men's portraits?”
“Sister Faustina memorizes me
and tells a portraitist what he should paint.
We're calling it 'Mercy Divine.'
I think you'll really like it.
It's going to be all over the net one day.
Or I can get you a paper copy.”
“You look like a dandy or a matinee idol, Yeshua!
Those two rays shining from your breast
look like chiffon!
Where did you get that, anyway?”
“You won't get mad?”
“You broke my heart a dozen ways from Sunday
from the day you arrived, to the day you died,
and here you're sunning yourself on a private beach
on Crete, all duded up like a Walt Disney prince—
what could you say now that will make me mad?”
“I've seen my Dad.”
“No way he ever let you look like that.”
“My real dad, Ma.
I've been with Zeus and Uncle Phaistos.
He did my makeup, taxidermy, blood, hair.
You can't imagine what you look like
when you're dead a couple years, Ma.
But he fixed me up
and Dad arranged the first few apparitions.
Thanks to them, it's like I'm born again.”
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
Dax
This makes my day, Tom.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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February 26, 2011, 05:05:18 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
What fine news that is, Dax! Thanks, Tom
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Appearing Soon II
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by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 28
“Dad's got it all planned out!
He's backing me
the whole nine yards—
he has no interest
in Olympos anymore.
He told me
if I play my cards right
in another century
the Greek gods will be artifacts
and Christians will have all of Europe
for themselves.”
“And the ideals?”
“He says the
turn-the-other-cheek
and love-thy-neighbor
have a lot of merit
just so long as I keep
all the tried and true stuff—
brimstone, rewards,
you know.
He says
you have to be pragmatic
if you want to get and stay on top,
and if you don't,
you're just another voice
out in the noisy desert.”
“You don't think he's co-opting you?”
“Ma! Let it go!
I know he hurt you pretty bad.
I understand.
But he can be a cool guy, too.
Look how he put
the shine back in my eyes.”
“Yeshua—“
“It's
Jesus,
Ma.
No one thinks
Galilee, Judaea,
anymore.
It's a global society!
Zeus says—”
“Yeah, if you play your cards right—“
“Yes!”
One of the locals staggers up
under the weight of a block of ice,
a water jug and syrup jar
to offer them sóda kanéla.
Yeshua banters him in native Kritikí
and the boy grins gratefully.
“You see how popular I am?” Yeshua says
as they enjoy their drinks.
“Zeus says I have the human touch.”
“Zeus says! Zeus says!
Now Zeus
knows everything, is that it?”
“I do understand, Ma. I forgive you.”
“Don't pull that schtick with me!”
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February 28, 2011, 09:28:28 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 1 – Miriam:
“Yeshua, listen. I don't know
if I agree with all you've said.
You know I definitely don't see
eye to eye with Zeus.
But like you say, you're grown,
you make your own decisions,
and so I wish you good success
in your upcoming apparitions.”
“Thanks, Ma. It isn't every day
you get a chance to save the world.”
“I hope you understand
that I'm a grown-up too.
I also have to do the things I have to do.
The reason I have come to Crete
is to attack Zeus, kill him if I can.”
“Don't expect to find a sitting duck.
He knows what you've been thinking
and he's armed to the teeth.
Phaistos is also an amazing smith.”
“You're not upset?”
“I have to elevate my mind, Ma.
If I want to redeem mankind
I can't get mired in the squabbles
of the family I'm leaving behind.”
“And this
redemption?
Is this the garden in the clouds?”
“Hope is the thing with feathers,
Ma.”
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In Zeus's Birthplace
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by
Tom Riordan
In Zeus's Birthplace
Muse's Advisory, March 2 – Melpomene:
“Fuck!” squawks Saint Paul.
“I know,” Zeus says.
“I smell her coming too.
You better get below, Hephaistos:
I'm going to have my hands full
and can't be worried about you
and little Tarsus here.
Keep him downstairs
until the smoke clears.”
“Fuck!' Saint Paul squawks.
“He's got no mother, father,”
Zeus says, “only me.
You and I are not the tightest family,
Phaistos, but at least
we aren't orphans.
We look each other in the eye
and even though we spit in it,
we know the beast.”
“Pa, sure I'll take Saint Paul
with me below, but first
I want to say something.
Don't take it personally
and blow your top.
I'm happy to have helped you
prep Yeshua for appearances
in Syria and Poland—
but if you wanted to retire,
why in heaven didn't you ask me?”
“Be careful whom you're jealous of,
and never think to know the mind
of kings.
Yeshua's nothing but a pawn
dressed up in bishop's robes:
it's you I love,
it's you I've gathered close to me.”
“Fuck!” squawks Saint Paul again.
“He's warning you!” laughs Zeus.
“Don't trust the wily psychopath—
the only thing he really loves? Himself.
The bird has got a point.
It's not that I'm not fond
of Miriam and Hera, you,
Yeshua, my Muses and the rest.
In my own way, I am.
It's just that every flock
can only have one ram
and if I want it to be me
I have to make sure no one else
starts strutting like the new
cock of the roost.
Yeshua thinks that love is free.
That only makes it cheap.
The thing that really sucks them in
is being hard to read
and playing hard to get.”
“Come, bird,” Hephaistos says.
“I'm supposedly a grown man too
but when I argue with your
pak
here,
I'm right back at goo goo goo
and end up with a diaper full of poo.”
“You have to psychoanalyze yourself
and understand, what fouls the waters
is your own lust for the upper hand.”
“Fuck you!” Hephaistos shouts.
His eyes sprout tears
and off he runs without the bird.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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March 01, 2011, 09:35:41 AM »
by
Dax
Phew!
I guess one could say
they really don't give a shit which way a bus comes
loose downhill, we get to spend our
el naturale
under the sucker, come rain or shine.
Well writ as per . . . , Tom. Thank you.
Tomas
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Tom Riordan
Tomas, gracias por leer. Tom
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Bitter End
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March 02, 2011, 03:36:06 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 3
Birth's soilure scoured from his scalp
Zeus borne by nymphs toward Knossos
On the hot plain of Kydonia his umbilicus
Dropped off and there arose from his navel
The first blade he would ever fight with
The keen two-edged labrys he lifted up
Over his head as they entered the city
“Miriam,” Zeus said.
“The Fates have cut short
our relationship.
One of us dies today,
and at the other's hand.
There is no better way
to go than to be slain
by someone
at the top of their game.”
“Intending to kill you I came,
Zeus,
to prevent your preying
on Yeshua and his followers.
But on the way here
I crossed paths with him
down at the beach
and find you've done more
damage than I knew.
Raise you axe,
pick up your thunderbolt,
whatever else
lurks in your arsenal.
Part of our fight
was philosophical:
now all of it is personal.”
Without awaiting a reply
she quickly bent,
then rushed at him
and drove one of her daggers
into each of Zeus's eyes.
His howls reverberated
through the cave.
Hephaistos downstairs
clapped his hands
over his ears
and prayed for his own mother
Hera
to come intervene.
He didn't want Zeus dead:
he'd only wanted somebody
to pound some sense
into the old shit's head.
“How does it feel?” shrieked
Miriam.
“How many others
have you blinded
with a lightning flash
or with dishonest words?
Now feel about your feet
and try to find
something to wield
before you're killed!”
Zeus quickly grappling
closed on the handle
of his axe
and flicked it powerfully
in the direction
of his adversary's voice.
She nimbly stepped aside:
the labrys flew
and clove the crested cockatoo
Zeus worshiped;
then she slipped
the cone-snail prick
from underneath
her head-kerchief
and fixed it in
the bloody bully's thigh.
His nociceptive cry
was strangled in his throat
as alpha, delta, kappa,
mu, omega conotoxins
quickly shut his
cricoid muscle down.
She shrieked again,
“How does it feel?
How many others
have you throttled
in your arrogant insistence
that you always have
the final word?”
Zeus tried to raise
his spurting eyes; he
tried to lift his arm;
he tried to force
an oath up from
his heart; in vain.
All he could manage
without sight or
the cooperation of
his brawn was one
emission from his hair:
a snaking thread
of bald electric light
that sniffed the air
for Miriam's exultant
radiation and then
zeroed straight in on
the tiny botulism vial
still secreted
underneath her veil.
Her face froze;
her right hand dove
into the reliquary of
her left sleeve for
the shinbone sliver
from the potent
anti-pagan John;
and as she struck
it into Zeus's chest,
the botulism paralyzed
the rest of her;
the cave fell silent.
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Taste of Honey
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by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 4
Hephaistos peeked out
of the narrow shaft
that led between
the mountain underworld
and where new gods
were born
and strangely
what upset him most
were not his father's
blood-encrusted eyes
and muscles petrified
to polished stone
or the woman
frozen in a glare
so venomous
it made the cave
seem twice
as tenebrous,
but the unlucky bird—
half
crumpled gory on the cave's cold floor,
half
still pinned against the riven wall
by one of the mighty
labrys's twin blades.
The taxidermist, god and engineer in him
immediately wondered
what could possibly be done
to bring a creature freshly
sundered back to life,
and only then he turned attention
to his father
and his father's late, and latest, wife.
He smiled, grim.
He was so glad
his mother Hera hadn't come.
He was the man
in charge now,
and if anyone
was going to save the day
it would be him.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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March 04, 2011, 09:02:33 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 5 – Miriam:
"Mary can be called God's Second‑born, owing to Her dignity as Spouse
and Mother of God." - Maria Valtorta,
Poem of the Man-God: The Hidden Life
Much has been made of me, Hephaistos.
But the truth?
You want the truth?
I simply thought I was too good for Nazareth.
I saw your father as my ticket out
and broke my parents' hearts
to serve my own swelled head.
Whatever's special in Yeshua
comes from Zeus, not me.
I also see a lot of him in you.
Who else would even try
to do what you did with that cockatoo?
Don't lose your confidence.
You got the birds to perch and squawk
as good as new,
you got me sitting up and gabbing
like I used to do when I was a girl,
and I just know you'll also
figure something out for Zeus.
I came to kill him, true;
but thanks to you, I'm praying
now for animation.
Shut up
yourself,
white bird!
I never cared much for Saint Paul—
I didn't think Zeus needed props—
but since his restoration,
he has changed his tune
and doubled his vocabulary;
I think I feel a bit of what
your father must have felt for him.
As soon as I can lift my arm
I'm going to see if I can coax
him onto it, give him a smooch
and try to teach him to say
Mom.
Zeus's eyes?
You may be right.
That may be too much of a stretch even for you.
Those two white
marble balls might have to do.
But honestly, he didn't use them much:
he lived by oratory.
Concentrate your efforts on the mouth.
His eyes would always get him into trouble
and his tongue would always get him out.
Shut
up!
Hephaistos—what you did with my Yeshua
was extraordinary. Loved the way
you kept the wounds, accentuated them.
Adored the way you got those rays of light
to pour out like his breast was heaven!
I don't suppose you could accomplish
something similar with me?
No, no, keep working on your father
by all means! I'm just saying.
I always shunned conditioners, cosmetics.
It seemed obsessional
to spend more than a minute at the mirror.
I always thought the natural look was best.
I didn't know what a professional could do!
His skin? It has a lifelike
shine.
Looks like that lovely pinkish-olive marble
they'll be quarrying in Tennessee
before too long. You've seen it, have you,
in those ads in
Future Sculptor
magazine?
Shut the
fuck
up!
It could be that he doesn't really have to move.
That thing he did—the lightning from the hair—
with me? He did that from an attitude
of total immobility.
Are those tears in your eyes?
Hephaistos, heaven knows you've tried!
He wasn't anybody's puppet while alive
and so we can't expect him to be
any more responsive, now he's died.
Why don't you give your efforts time?
The botulism and the conotoxins
maybe haven't finished wearing off.
Who knows, with his metabolism?
Take a break.
Give him some time.
He was the kind of man
nobody pressured into anything
regardless of how much he may
have wanted it himself.
He was always too damn proud.
You made him look as good
or better than he ever has.
He still has mystery, pizzaz,
that great Zeus magnetism.
The final step is up to him.
The id's what radiates the jism, no?
Goddammit bird, shut
up!
It's getting on my nerves again.
Could you make one more small adjustment to its brain?
I know it's from Sumatra
but maybe it could croak out some Sinatra?
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
Dax
Bril, Tom.
Thank you for your creative style
and for all your effort
I can say mom and sing
along with the best of Ella and Sinatra
cry a little, still
ciao, ciao
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
Tom Riordan
Can't We Be Friends/ Frank Sinatra
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March 05, 2011, 10:40:33 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 6 – White Cockatoo to Zeus:
How many times
I've heard you croon,
You always hurt
the one you love,
but when that axe came
hurtling toward me,
I couldn't have
been any more off-guard:
it split me neck to butt.
The necromancer Miriam
tells me to thank my lucky stars
my head stayed whole,
but that's a fucked up way
of thinking, isn't it?
Such “luck” first blessed me
on the day
Mount Gamalama blew
my world to hell,
for you
to pick me out of the debris,
a beak, two feet,
a tangle of ash-gray fiber;
and now, this.
Let's cut the lucky-star shit—
call me a survivor.
Hephaistos says I lost a lot
of blood—well, all of it—
and so I'll never be the same,
the stuff he filled me back up with
drained from twenty
fellow troglodytes he guessed
were more or less
compatible: empty-headed
gray wrens.
Even when the wounds knit,
don't expect to fly,
he says.
Expect nightmares, flashbacks,
PTS, and sexual dysfunction;
your crest might permanently
be deflated. But the good news—
Oh, how easily he cracks
his dusky rump up!—
who will ever want to fuck you?
But all I care about is you,
your empy eyes and frigid,
waxy skin—and this
silence.
The witch is right: your son
can't bring your mind back.
Now I'm the eloquent one.
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by
Dax
I know exactly how that voice feels about luck — super, Tom.
You're a special. Thank you, bless you.
ciao, ciao
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by
Tom Riordan
Thank you, Dax. I read again through your (as I imagine) eyes, and that helped me polish up a bit. tom
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Triumph
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March 06, 2011, 08:26:33 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Feb. 12
Every last citizen of
Byzantium, rebuilt and renamed Konstantinoupolis,
already sanctifed by the Rod of Moses
and the One True Cross,
and the Church of the Holy Apostles
raised up on the rubble
of forsaken Aphrodite's temple
came out of doors
to watch the triumph of the lord
both of the heavens and the earth,
hoi polloi accustomed
to parades of thousands of Sarmatians
bound in chains,
a hundred elephants queued
tail-in-trunk and ridden
by ostrich-plumed mahouts,
and Vandal girls
without a stitch of clothes
bound for the auction block
could not contain their wonder
at the sight of the gargantuan bed
that undergirt the passions
of Zeus Thunderer and Earth-Shaker
paraded as imperial plunder
through the Gate of Myriandrion
and down the regal Mese
past Theotokos-in-Petra
and Christ Panepoptes,
past the Forum of the Bulls
to replendent Hagia Sophia
followed by seven sarkophágoi
in which the heralds announced
lay seven pagan gods so old
they had no names
and then
a solitary Arab man
enmeshed in spiders' silk
who seemed to dream,
his eyeballs sliding
back and forth beneath this lids,
but whom no one could wake
neither with cymbals nor with shouts;
O Mégas Konstantínos and his mother smiled
and waved down from their perch
above the palace crowd
the empire
theirs and Christ’s
now perfectly impregnable.
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by
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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March 06, 2011, 08:55:44 AM »
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Tom Riordan
In a previous life, you sat on the throne of Byzantium, didn't you, Milner? I can see it.
Thanks, Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Dax
vivid piece, Tom / blind man especially well writ. Super.
ciao
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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David C. Man
That one long splendid sentence a representation of the triumph itself, Tom? That's my guess. Milner is right, it's to wallow in. I, however, did not sit on the throne of Byzantium, although I may have been quite high up in the palace's accounting department.
Oh, and ... resplendent.
Cheers
David
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Tom Riordan
Dax and David, thanks for looking in and the feedback.
Good observation about long sentence - finally longwindedness comes in handy! Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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milner place
Nearly correct, Tom, in fact I shat on the throne of Byzantium.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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R Raymond
Quote from: milner place on March 06, 2011, 10:40:27 AM
Nearly correct, Tom, in fact I shat on the throne of Byzantium.
milner
Well played. A) induced shit-eating grin and B) Tom will include this somehow.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Tom Riordan
O Mégas Kapeloú Cho̱matída Vevi̱ló̱nos,
Milner Place the Great Desecrator.
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Self Pity
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March 07, 2011, 08:30:20 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 7 – Hephaistos:
Oh god, so this is
family?
This is what it boils down to:
a bitter bird, a flinty,
dead-faced witch,
a father who can't do a thing
beyond an occasional twitch,
a half-brother somewhere
in the Middle East,
and a mother more concerned
with spitting in Dad's eye
than easing the calamities
that make us gnash their teeth?
Yeshua has a point:
Leave them behind.
And:
Existence should be easier to bear.
Someone should scrub
the sludge off everybody's back
and rinse it down the bloody drain.
I suppose that's what
my father thought
when he saw my club foot
at birth—
Get rid of him.
The mortals go to war,
lose, win,
then rush to war again.
I don't blame them.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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March 08, 2011, 10:57:32 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Guy's brain's so big he doesn't even need to keep his books in order! Played bridge once with a guy who didn't sort the cards in his hand. Bastard.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Dax
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Superincumbent
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by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 8 – Hera:
Phaistos, I'm not a fan
nor knowing about birds,
but that dilapidated bag of feathers
over there
looks like he needs some air
or desperately to drop a poop.
And Miriam, you cunt,
I'm going to face you to the wall.
I'd like a couple minutes
with the Marble Man alone.
I made the chicken stew;
let me clean up the coop.
Great Zeus,
whuh happened,
did some widdle Jewiss wady
wipe the cave floor wif your ass?
Cat got your tongue?
You don't think give-and-take
is quite as much fun
as you used to, hon?
Oh, look.
You're mustering
some feeble little shock
to shoot at me?
How utterly pathetic.
I'll tell our boy on my way out
that you might afterall
be of some use
in case the widdle birdie
needs a diuretic.
I must be gone.
My new husband's
young and hotheaded and strong
as you once were,
but has a bit more sense.
He understands
my vengeance is lifelong
and retribution immense.
At least the bitch preserved
you in a semi-regal stance.
Schoolkids will think you
wild and fierce,
someone who'd never wear a suit—
a child at heart.
Without you waving them about
as if the sky was going to fall,
your dick and balls
look cute,
a little blue,
and very small.
Muse's Advisory, March 9 – Hephaistos to Priapos:
Are you so infatuated
with your donkey-cock, Bro,
you don't notice all the genteel
Greco-Romans are enstatuated
with small penises?
Did all those sculptors suddenly
run short of marble or hope
they could somehow inflate it?
Those aren't boys:
the pubic hair and muscles thick.
Nor are they pantywaists too shy
to show the world their prick.
When you stop to think about it,
only one real explanation sticks:
glorification of the well-hung guy
is just attempted compensation by
you brainless hicks.
Go root for nuts beneath red oaks,
go
ooh
and
aah
at other oafs with dicks
as generous as their minds are small:
there's nothing for you here.
The Minister of Classical Antiquities
arrives tomorrow with her cart—
and she always brings her ruler.
Don't think you can fool her
into thinking it's a baseball bat.
She fell for that old trick
when she was blooming and naive
but that was many, many years ago.
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March 09, 2011, 08:43:49 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 10 – Hera to Zeus:
All you or Phaistos know
about the kind of manly man
he's dissing is that
he
sipped
sugared love-making when
you
were simply missing.
Read Hesiod and Homer;
name one poet who doesn't
agree you weren't man
enough to stay with me.
The 'genteel, brainy' types
point to your immaturity
not of physique but mind.
It's you who fed on
oohs
and
aahs
from teenagers
who misconstrued your wit
to be a harbinger of depth
and mistook flattery for
something they possessed.
Manipulation—intellectual
and sexual—is masturbation
with a narcissistic tool.
No woman with a healthy ego
of her own is going to be
happy as the dildo of a fool.
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silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on March 09, 2011, 08:43:49 AM
Muse's Advisory, March 10 – Hera to Zeus:
All you or Phaestos know
about the kind of manly man
he's dissing is that
he
sipped
the sugars of my love when
you
were simply missing.
Read Hesiod and Homer;
name one poet who doesn't
agree you weren't man
enough to stay with me.
The 'genteel, brainy' types
point to your immaturity
not of physique but mind.
It's you who fed on oohs
and aahs from teenagers
who misconstrued your wit
to be a harbinger of depth
and mistook flattery for
something they possessed.
Manipulation—intellectual
and sexual—is masturbation
with a narcissistic tool.
No woman with a healthy ego
of her own is going to be
happy as the dildo of a fool.
Interesting
a narcissistic tool.......the dildo of a fool.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Tom Riordan
Thanks, Silent. I'll be selling all these implements soon at my Kinky Poet Shop on Amazon. Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on March 09, 2011, 08:48:42 AM
Thanks, Silent. I'll be selling all these implements soon at my Kinky Poet Shop on Amazon. Tom
i read over this too fast the 1st time .....i thought you said Amsterdam !
and not Amazon
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'So' Sonnets
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March 10, 2011, 08:21:31 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 11 – Zeus's Brain to Hera:
So, go.
I don't suppose I have the right
to call out
Sister!
any longer.
Wife!
is no longer mine to say.
So, go.
I'm satisfied.
We get what we deserve.
No god is strong enough
to overthrow that law.
It isn't even law, it's air,
and what we don't deserve
is drifting dandelion fluff;
for when we merit good or ill
it is already ours.
So I know:
I could've been a better brother;
failing that, a better lover;
failing that, a better god
to those whose faith in me gave
yet another chance to my success.
Now what?
What opportunity remains
to statuary
capable of whispering complaints
to other people's brains
but finding at its limestone core
no more,
no more than that?
So it's too late for me to grin,
but I shall bear my fate
as stoically as anybody can
who brought disaster
on himself.
A bear's assault?—
I stand and never flinch.
A hurricane at sea?—
row on, don't give an inch.
A stronger warrior's blade?—
the very reason
fortitude was made.
But blind stupidity?
I want to weep.
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March 11, 2011, 08:24:47 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 12 – Saint Paul the Cockatoo to Zeus:
You turned to travertine
a scant three days ago,
and listen to the blather
leaking from your mind!
Zeus! Friend! Fellow traveler!
You are better than that!
Who gives a shit if you can
move your arms or legs
or swing your dick or stiffen it
or eat or drink or even
curse or say hello
or scratch an itch
or smell a breeze
or read a book
or hold a hand
or do the slightest of those things
you used to do
that sang their siren melodies
into your soul?
Who cares if you can bear
the constant coat of grit
upon your teeth
or the sensation
that you have to crap
but lack a hole to let it out?
Is any of that so important?
Do gods require faculties
of sight, touch, taste or smell?
What do you have to hear
you haven't heard before?
Are you not fundamentally
impassive, immaterial, free?
Pak,
this is your opportunity.
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March 12, 2011, 09:23:18 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 13 – Cockatoo/Zeus:
Don't say,
That isn't me.
The you
you used to be—
I miss him too
but he,
like most of us,
could be improved.
I see this, Zeus,
more as a stimulus
to underplay
the deity who
rules from faraway
for one who does
what gods do,
surreptitiously.
Bird, I appreciate
the optimism but
you're talking through
your pitiful
flat white hat!
What am I able to do?
Telepathy with you
is the extent of it:
Zeus,
Raconteur of Cockatoos!
Beyond that,
I'm a just another statue
to afford you footing
while you shit.
Enough of that.
After you pulled me battered
from the lava ash
and I refused to look you in the eye,
do you remember what you said?
Where is your gumption,
burung—
you realize everybody else is dead?
The same is true right now.
Do you think Phaestos has it in him
to pick up where you left off?
Yeshua? Or his mother?
Hera?
Who?
The universe is cyclical: expands,
contracts back in upon itself,
and then expands again
with more force than before.
You may not have the reach you did,
but you are still your family's
polestar, birr, and emperor.
And poor Miriam—look at her!
O, you two are quite the pair!
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March 13, 2011, 09:38:08 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 14 – Yeshua:
“I'm back!” I call,
and run into an empty cave, a bloodied wall.
“Downstairs!” I think I hear Mom yell.
Is that her paused in straining oil
while Hephaistos dabs
and doodles at a statue of Dad
and the bird sits on a lampstand
looking stricken
and sick
as if hit on the head by a brick?
My apparitions had gone well—
not Oscar-caliber like hers,
but I by no means bombed.
All who saw me were impressed
by my gravity, radiance, posture
and how I was dressed.
They definitely want me back.
Dad's glad, I can tell—
it's like I read his mind.
He thinks I cut a dashing figure.
Even though he's stone and blind,
he's proud and says so
without speaking out-loud.
She's a different story, though:
suspicious and unmoved,
too pained to smile, to say,
“This amnun, boys, is delicious,
do either of you know
it was your father's favorite?”
Hephaistos nurses his jealousy,
barely returns my greeting.
Our father wanted
me
to be
the face he shows the human race
and it's easy to see why:
half-brother is ugly as sin.
“Shut
up!”
mutters the bird.
“St. Paul!” she glares.
“Miss Miriam,” Hephaistos says.
“He can't speak Aramaic.”
“He understood enough to tell me to shut up."
“Ma, he's a cockatoo," I say.
"Words just fall out of his head.”
Her face stone: “I'm not so sure.
Your father swore he was highly intelligent.”
“My father swore a lot of things,” I say.
“What do you mean?” She sets her jaw.
Hephaistos puts his buff-cloth down
and turns around to watch.
“I mean he lied," I say. "An awful lot.
He tricked us all, as often as not.”
“Don't be fresh.
Where is the cheesecloth
to cover the fish?”
“Why the sudden conversion, Ma?
A couple days ago, you hated the old goat.
First you kill him—then stick up for him?”
“He's not dead,” Hephaistos insists.
“Look at the lifelike wrists—”
“No! Right. Forgot. Immortal!" I scoff.
"He'll be beautiful and dead forever
if we can keep him from the acid rain.”
“The acid what?” Hephaistos says.
“Boys,” Mom objects.
“Don't you see he's still working his magic?
You're underestimating him.
He's still all up inside our heads.”
“Shut the
fuck
up!” squeaks the bird.
“He wants us to move forward,” says Hephaistos.
“To infinity. Beyond.”
“Whoa, demi-bro!” I say.
“Now where is
that
all coming from?”
“I had a brainstorm,” he explains.
“It's called The Trinity.”
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silent lotus
dear Tom
i would enjoy to see
Brainstorm
listed in Playbill
along with the full cast
and of course if there is a Wednesday matinee
silent lotus
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March 13, 2011, 12:14:30 PM »
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Tom Riordan
First let's see if they can get Spider-Man launched, Silent! Thanks, Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Dax
Kill Bill, Tom. Kill Bill.
You're a treasure, Tom. Thank you.
BTW
I just got a message, a text SMS (whatever that is) via my buggie-smuggler stone-phone: Walking on the beach, Tomas. Just picked up a bottle with a note, from Brain in Japan; which reads: No milk today. Thank you.
I just had to say, our thoughts and prayers are with you out there.
.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Tom Riordan
I'm with you there, Dax. Tom
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 15 – The Holy Family:
The shepherds and the vagabonds that Yusef chased away
did not go far: they stand outside the shuttered windows
and lean forward surreptitiously to try and steal a peek.
Above the newborn, Yusef holds a white bird like a lantern
while the radiant mother in her own daze counts the fingers,
toes, and then inspects the partially descended genitals.
Above them all, barely distinct, as if an astral constellation,
great Zeus looks down, both kindly and protective, pleased.
“He left off my crest,” the cockatoo complains.
“What crest?” Zeus telepaths. “Now, it's more like a beret.
He did you a favor, stripping the whole damn thing away.”
“Look like a fucking dove.”
“Is she pinching my dick?” Yeshua huffs.
“It's the last time anybody's going to see it, isn't it?”
thinks Miriam.
“I thought I got my beard just right,” Hephaistos says,
holding the glistening oil up to the candlelight.
“Yeah, you look like Charlton Fucking Heston,”
says Yeshua.
“Boys! The painting's beautiful! Look at the love,
the way it shapes my face!” coos Miriam.
“Sons. Miriam. Saint Paul,” Zeus cogitates.
“You've all done well. Three is the magic number,
you were right—and a stroke of genius
setting it dead in the middle of the night.
Now, before we get this out there,
are we all on the same page? Is everyone content?
I don't want what happened both to Caesar
and Octavian's triumvirates to happen again.”
Pak,”
warns Saint Paul. “They aren't saints,
this woman and these sons of yours. Don't paint
them in a light that's unrealistic. They
will
fight.
The pecking order always is contentious
and popinjays like young Yeshua aren't conscientious
about keeping others in the limelight.
He'll try to nudge you out; his mother out;
he'll never give Yusef the time of day.
He'll make
me
out to be an afterthought.
The only ace we hold since, after all, he's dead,
is that we can control which apparitions
get the imprimatur, and which not.
Put me in charge of policy and doctrine,
Pak.”
“Zeus,” Miriam prays. “I think we got it right.
I think we can team up again, be on the winning side.
Oh, I can't wait to see Muhammad's face
when he finds out he's been betrayed!”
“C'est l'amour, la religion et la guerre,” Zeus thinks.
“Yeshua,” Hephaistos says, “you can be the public face
as long as I get all the work this thing is bound to generate!
Believers will need lifesize icons they can venerate;
add on novena cards and rosaries, Miraculous Medals,
missals, hymnals, scapulas, cute little Hummels for their
3-D crèches, and relic cases. Oh, I have 101 ideas!”
“Brother,” Yeshua agrees, “let's practice
love thy neighbor,
strength in numbers, division of labor, to the victors go the spoils!
Let the world rejoice: hairy Zeus the Primate of the Pantheon,
the Pagan Patriarch, is dead! Long live the real god Deus!
Down with Allah! Down with anybody daring to gainsay us!”
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muse's advisory, march 16 – euterpe:
arms spread wide,
light from his palms
faintly illuminating sleeping miriam
on one side
and on the other
a disheveled dove
perched on an ass's head,
the new father gazes down
upon the babe
and basks in his success.
above the humble shed
hovers the randy spook
with cock erect
but it cannot get in,
the doorway barricaded
by three jinns
in purple turbans
and three shepherds
huddled glowering
in hoods
armed to the teeth
with sledge hammers
and skins of lemon juice.
the woman had been
torture to seduce.
she had an eye for foreigners,
it had been hard
to pry her loose
from the bewitchment
she was suffering
laid on her by
the arch-enchanter zeus.
but yusef won.
he got her in his bed,
the child she bore
now his,
which makes him feel
ever so slightly like a god.
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Tom Riordan
Assault
Muse's Advisory, March 17 - Clio:
“Come outtt!” hollers General Khalid.
“In the nameee! of Allahhh!
and his Prophettt! Muhammaddd!
If you do nottt! surrenderrr!
you willll!! certainlyyy! be killeddd!”
Fresh from victory in Persia
the Prince of Islam stands
at the forefront of his troops
in the middle of the dump
of gnawed salami heels, old
cheese rinds and olive pits,
and he bellows up at the cave
first in Arabic, then in Greek.
The echoes of his demands
drain off into the copper sands
around him. “I am goinggg!
to counttt! to tennn!” he cries.
“Wahiddd! Ithnannn! Thalathaaa!
Arba'aaa! Khamsaaa! Sittaaa!
Sab'aaa! Thamaniyaaa! Tis'aaa!
Ashraaa!” He pauses and listens.
“Énaaa! Dýooo! Tríaaa! Tésseraaa!
Pénteee! Éxiii! Eptáaa! Októoo!
Enniáaa! Dékkk!—”
“Waittt!” cries an unseen voice.
“Do not attackkk! I don't thinkkk!
you haveee! thought throughhh!
what you are abouttt! to dooo!
Most your shoutinggg! slamsss!
the hillsideee! bends slightlyyy!
and echoes backkk! or bendsss!
the rock itselfff! slightlyyy!
when it isss! absorbeddd!
Minuscule amountsss! strikeee!
the fleshhh! of my bodyyy!
and changeee! slightlyyy!
or theyyy! struggle through ittt!
and outtt! the other sideee!
One iotaaa! enters my earrr!
and beats onnn! my eardrummm!
which strikesss! an aural nerveee!
and beatsss! your rat-tat-tattt!
onto my brainnn! If you kill meee!
what will you finddd! inside my headdd!
besides enoughhh! warm meattt!
to keep twooo! vultures feddd!?”
Out staggers the old monk
still shrieking about physics
partly in Greek, partly in Arabic,
partly in Latin, partly in some
other tongue. “My nameee—!”
he cries— “is Eusebiusss! My friendsss!
and my Goddd! call meee! Jeromeee!
Why have youuu! come to threatennn!
Bahira'sss! former homeee!?
His heresiesss! are odiousss!
but Jesus teachesss! us to cuttt!
a personnn! much more slackkk!
than countinggg! to threeee!
and launchinggg! an attackkk!”
“Your Jesusss! was a prophettt!”
Khalid shouts back forcefully.
“but he is deaddd! The beinggg!
you call Deusss! is also deaddd!
The one Goddd! is Allahhh!”
“I'm getting hoarseee! Can weee!
sit downnn! and talk this outtt!
with wineee!? If you are dryyy!
come uppp! and shareee!
the little bittt! that's mineee!”
“Where is Bahiraaa! and whereee!
are the scrollsss! he hiddd!?
Where isss! his Greek frienddd!
Zeusss! who used tooo! visit himmm!?”
“Long goneee! long deaddd!
I have not seennn! nor hearddd!
a peeppp! from themmm! in yearsss!
Forgiveee! my ignoranceee!
I am nottt! doing that wellll! myselfff!”
“We are teetotalersss! by lawww!”
hollers up Khalid, “but stillll!
we are cominggg! uppp! We wanttt!
to searchhh! the caveee! We beggg!
you to spareee! your own lifeee!”
“Too lateee! for thattt! but comeee!
Do comeee! It isss! all yoursss!
this kingdommm! of albinooo!
cricketsss! eating mannaaa! frommm!
naked-bellieddd! tomb batsss!”
The general subtly flicks his hand
and twenty riders slip down
from their mounts and clamber up
the rock. Jerome gimps up to meet
them with a kiss but he receives
no welcome there, no other cheek.
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Lavonne Westbrooks
fascinating - right to the end.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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March 17, 2011, 08:05:18 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Lavonne, thank you, I was half-expected to be thumped on the head for this one, and may yet be, but in the meantime, thanks for the helmet!! I do hope to ease the reading a bit, come revision. Tom
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New Gig
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Tom Riordan
March 18 – Zeus to Miriam:
No hard feelings.
Our war
rocked!
My whole body's a hard-on
just remembering it.
That's what Hera never understood.
If you don't stand up
and insist you're my equal,
you're not.
She could whine, she could mock,
but she always fell short.
I'm hatching a new plot.
You want in?
Your old god—Yahweh, Elohim?
He never had a dick or eyes to lose
so let's make
him
Yeshua's dad.
He's incorporeal—up in the sky—
and you'll get elevated too:
from foolish girl who fell for the wrong guy
to perfect virgin, ever wise.
Play it all to the hilt—
the more perfect we make you,
the greater people's guilt.
We've got to do something
to keep the upper hand
now that the thunder's gone,
a new way to make them tremble.
A fingertip dipped in wine
is better than an empty thimble.
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March 18, 2011, 07:08:54 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 19 – Miriam to Zeus:
This afternoon a flock of chicks drew up
to the museum in a big yellow schoolbus.
They immediately ran up to rub your cock
until their rooster said they had to stop.
He wisecracks that if everybody rubbed it
they'd have to rename the statue Zeusa;
and he says the same is true for the boys,
who mustn't treat their penises like toys.
I'm sorry but I have to laugh: we try our best
to teach the human race some common sense
but those with any brains at all don't listen
and the ones who do just want to christen
everything that might be any fun a sin.
That's what we lost in the translation
from you to the Hebrew god. He's a grinch!
If he had any ass it would need a good pinch!
Yeshua's a wet blanket too, and I'm no better.
Why can't our Christians be like Bouboulina—
zesty and red-blooded?
Fuck the meek.
Fuck long-suffering. Up with Zorba the Greek!
No wonder they invented Satan: somebody's
got to rule the 95% of life they disapprove.
We've got to put our heads together—you,
me, Hephaistos, and St. Paul the cockatoo—
and work to put the toot back in Teutonic,
the romance back in Rome, the juice in Jews.
I'm fucking sick and fucking tired myself
of channeling some spinsterish old muse.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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March 18, 2011, 08:04:10 AM »
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Dax
Thank you, Tom.
ciao, ciao
.
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Word of Caution
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March 19, 2011, 08:16:35 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 20 – Polyhymnia to Miriam:
Scusa,
Madonna,
what's wrong with self-restraint?
I was the youngest of nine
who watched the older girls
burn candles at both ends.
Then my son Orpheus—
a man/god like your own
and visitor to Tartaros—
he lived life “to the hilt,”
grew up to be a song-and-dance man
and was limb by limb destroyed
by lustful women in retaliation
for his sexual experimentation.
So forgive me if I'm meditative,
incline toward modest dresses,
hold a finger to my mouth,
as Nonnus wrote,
a tranquil presence
speaking only with her hands
in fruitful silence.
I'm not a virgin nor a puritan—
my fruitful fling
with Thrace's king attests to that.
(I know: most poets say
Calliope bore Orpheus.
They scribble what they want;
we can't correct a thing.
Only one unknown scholasticus
in central Egypt got it right.)
But my experience
suggests much more
to love than raising hell.
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March 20, 2011, 09:30:34 AM »
by
silent lotus
dear Tom
has your muse said anything about a Cliff Notes for all these mythology figures ?
she should have some compassion for some of us mortals with
alzheimeeeers
silent lotus
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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March 20, 2011, 09:42:29 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Good point, Silent, thank you. Too many obscure proper names. Will try to trim/clarify. Tom
Quote from: Tom Riordan on March 19, 2011, 08:16:35 AM
Muse's Advisory, March 20 Polyhymnia to Miriam:
Scusa,
Madonna,
what's wrong with self-restraint?
I was the youngest of nine
who watched the older girls
burn candles at both ends.
Then my son Orpheus
(yes, most the poets say
his mother was Calliope.
They scribble what they want;
we can't correct a thing.
The only one who got it right
was an unknown scholasticus
in central Egypt, Apollonius)
a man/god like your own
and visitor to Tartaros,
he lived life to the hilt,
grew up to be a song-and-dance man
and was limb by limb destroyed
by lustful women in retaliation
for his sexual experimentation.
So forgive me if I'm meditative,
incline toward modest dresses,
hold a finger to my mouth,
as Nonnus wrote,
a tranquil presence
speaking only with her hands
in fruitful silence.
I'm not a virgin nor a puritan.
My abundant fling
with Thrace's king
is evidence of that.
But my experience
suggests much more
to love than raising hell.
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March 20, 2011, 09:45:19 AM »
by
silent lotus
one wonders some times if your muse is talking about the true Madonna or Diego Maradona ?
they all want to be remembered !
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March 20, 2011, 09:50:05 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Yes, well Maradona was Jesus, wasn't he? So there is a family resemblance!
BTW, Silent, I lopped off the old S2 of "Word of Caution" above, in lieu of Cliff Notes. Thanks again. Tom
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Paean, Interrupted
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March 20, 2011, 10:05:55 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
March 21 – St. John the Cockatoo/Statue of Zeus:
You are
Hephaistos and Yeshua's dad!
The great sire of the Muses!
The love of Maid Miriam's life!
My friend
who found me buried in the ash
and gave me life again—
who still continues to produce
a world that others live in
at a rate
nobody's ever going to duplicate!—
—Bird,
enough!
If I had left you there on Gamalama's slope
today you would be tuff,
so don't reward my kindness
with this inane fluff!
You with your pea-sized brain
are going to urge me to be happy,
though my greatest
adversary now is acid rain?
I don't want to be harsh,
but blow it out your ass!
That Phaistos put you in our painting
doesn't mean you're entertaining.
Don't be a parker. Stick to what you know:
Paulie want a cracker?
Oh, don't get your feathers in a twist!
That
is not
racist!
How can anyone stereotype parrots?
There's more variation among carrots.
I'm
sorry,
okay?
Everything you said was true;
I just don't want to hear it.
Creating stuff for everybody else to do
while standing around as a ghost
getting whatever kicks I can
from watching—
shit, the only thing I can't create
or even fix: myself.
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March 20, 2011, 10:12:11 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on March 20, 2011, 09:50:05 AM
Yes, well Maradona was Jesus, wasn't he? So there is a family resemblance!
BTW, Silent, I lopped off the old S2 of "Word of Caution" above, in lieu of Cliff Notes. Thanks again. Tom
dear Tom
how about keeping S2 but only removing the name Apollonius
(yes, most the poets say
his mother was Calliope.
They scribble what they want;
we can't correct a thing.
The only one who got it right
was an unknown scholasticus
in central Egypt)
~
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March 20, 2011, 10:30:26 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Well okay, but if anyone complains, Silent, I'm going to send them to you.
Let me see if I can put that aside later the poem where it's slightly less complicated to read. Tom
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March 20, 2011, 10:47:52 AM »
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silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on March 20, 2011, 10:30:26 AM
Well okay, but if anyone complains, Silent, I'm going to send them to you.
Let me see if I can put that aside later the poem where it's slightly less complicated to read. Tom
don't forget to tell them to look for me at, J & J Caribbean on Valley Street
great curry goat !
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March 20, 2011, 11:48:11 AM »
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Dax
:) twins :)
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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March 20, 2011, 11:50:48 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
thank thank
you you
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Paean II
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March 21, 2011, 09:38:33 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
March 22 – St. John the Cockatoo to Zeus's Statue:
Look how rude you are,
not changed a bit!
When your butt was flesh
the only thing you did on it
was sit on a granite bench
and watch your plans unfold.
But now that your ass is cold
and hard itself—you're all bent
out of shape because you can't
eat squid?
I'm just a cockatoo.
My job description's brief—
speak truth to power—
even if it's just
Shut up
or
Fuck!
So, crapehanger, buck up.
If that's too blunt for you,
it's fine, I'll leave.
I won't beg for anesthesia.
I'll limp back to Indonesia.
Oh, is that your death-ray swelling?
A tension's rising in my belly.
It burst the vial in Miriam's veil,
so my dick's unlikely to be spared.
Oh—
Zeus!
The things that you can do!
It's just too bad
there's not a cockatooess here.
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March 22, 2011, 02:45:19 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Night Off
Muse's Advisory, March 23 – Euterpe:
Maggie Flanagan-Wilkie
is in the house, everyone!—
with warm caramel popcorn
from Chicago!
How could that not help?
Of
course
a Muse can sometimes
take the form of food.
Or
a friendly gesture, yes.
Nothing gets done if the roof
is sagging worse than usual.
Geez, put on an old movie.
Let's all take the night off.
Otherwise what's the point
of being
in
a guild?
There's plenty of great writing
where the protagonists
turn into quadriplegics
halfway through the story;
then the other characters
spend the rest of the book
gossiping about them, lamenting,
arguing, remembering,
divvying up what's left.
No, I'm not saying that's what
we're going to
do.
I'm just
saying.
Toss me a can too, will you?
I'm saying that life goes on.
Hell, Milton's splinter group
of Fallen Angels
were in worse shape than this,
weren't they,
before his story even started.
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March 23, 2011, 02:59:54 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Girlhood
Muse's Advisory, March 24 – Amelia Earhart:
Southern breezes
from Marmarica and Crete
allege the hand
that placed us here
is never coming back,
insist things
never were as simple
as a world that's round
or any god who knows
what he is doing now
or did back when
he first created feet.
The Brits attack
the Dardanelles by sea
and Turkish fishing boats
school north
to join the fight.
The cats smell
battle too, in heat,
their near-clairvoyant
irises burn bright,
claws sharpened
on the brutal pine.
I've always been
the girl in brown
who stands alone.
Now four guys
know they're not
my cup of tea
but still they wait
for me
to cook their meals.
Zeus! Miriam!
Why can't we three
head north to war
like Hemingway,
Dos Passos
and Cummings—
no one to cook
except to roast
the game we took
on spits
and boil morning coffee
in a tin pot.
I was first to fly
the ocean twice,
to pilot solo
east
from Honolulu,
south from L.A.
to Tenochtitlán
and on to Newark,
and there is still
a lot I want to do
and be
after we chase
the Turks
from Istanbul.
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March 23, 2011, 03:10:10 PM »
by
David C. Man
Tom, I know I'm reading one of your poems from this series when I have to google something in the second line and then I have to google what I googled. Cyrenaica indeed.
I haven't looked in for a while. What the hell is Amelia Earhart doing here? Well, welcome, Amelia. The more the merrier. (I feel like Groucho in the cabin scene in
A Night at the Opera
.)
You're still making my chronological gyroscope spin like mad, Tom, but I'm still enjoying the ride. I'm looking forward to taking a few steps back, when it's all over, and trying to take the whole thing in.
Cheers
David
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March 23, 2011, 03:35:36 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thank you David. It's really a new challenge of online poetry, maybe poetry in general in the online age, that readers "have to google" what's unfamiliar, when in olden days the words would contribute whatever they did as words, and readers would continue. In Milton's Wikipedia entry, it's noted that one of the distinguishing characteristics of his writing was
"The introduction into a comparatively short passage of proper names in number, not necessary to the sense, but adding richness, color, and imaginative suggestiveness, as:
And what resounds
In fable or romance of Uther's son,
Begirt with British and Armoric knights;
And all who since, baptised or infidel,
jousted in Aspramont, or Montalban,
Damasco, or Marocco, or Trebisond;
Or whom Biserta sent from Afric shore
When Charlemain with all his peerage fell
By Fontarabbia."
Amelia, as you DO know, vanished from the 20th century. Where did you think she was? LOL. Tom
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March 23, 2011, 03:42:30 PM »
by
David C. Man
I assumed she ended up sharing an apartment with Hart Crane and Glenn Miller in Buenos Aires. Now I know better!
However, I do suspect that those names lay closer to hand for Milton's readers than they - or similar - do for us.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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March 23, 2011, 04:38:01 PM »
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Tom Riordan
Good point. His readers might recognize those places from Orlando Furioso etc., and if they didn't, I know he would forgive them, as I forgive you for forgetting how Theonis of Marmarica refused to sign the Nicene Creed, objecting to the term homoousios.
AHHHH! you're thinking now. OF COURSE!!!
LOL.Tom
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Yew
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March 24, 2011, 09:11:43 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 25 - The English Flyboy:
No older wood
nor older friend nor enemy
than spearhead made of yew
unearthed from half a million years ago.
No denser shade than
where the Eburones' hero Catuvolcus
took his leave
instead of bowing low to Rome.
No sweeter fruit in England,
custard luring thrush and waxwing
to be messengers of bitter seed,
venom to drop a horse
but tit and hawfinch both withstand.
What green more poisonous
than love of native land!—
a muscle trembling, a staggered gait,
convulsion, labored breath,
a quailing heart, then mercifully death?
My longbow!
Bolingbroke and Longshanks
summoned staves from all the world
for armorers to shave—or Wordsworth
...ere they marched
To Scotland's heaths; or those that crossed the sea
And drew their sounding bows at Azincour,
Perhaps at earlier Crecy, or Poictiers...
No laburnum, ash nor hazel
furnished Beowulf his shield;
nor shielded Tennyson's beloved
cradling his death-struck head;
nor lent vile Voldemort his wand.
Do pyres of black smoke
and young Fifers' Pictish cries
drift southward on the wind
that gales from Dardanos?
God! Zeus! how can the ears
you laid aside on Crete,
wherever buried, fail to hear
this frothing lust of veins
to fly immediately north
and bathe in gore?
I curse this exile thrice!—
once, failed to land
our passenger in France
but waylaid in the fog
by hand of God
or flaw of steel;
once, lost Lavonne
and hope of wedding night,
her wheaten face
reconjured by the waif
from Kansas left here too
who bakes my bread;
and now, too far in time
and place and too perplexed,
to charge into the fight,
yet poisoned by a patriotic
blood continuing as if
from a previous life.
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March 24, 2011, 10:58:26 AM »
by
Lavonne Westbrooks
Tom. This captivated me from the beginning and I was formulating my response when I came across my name. Now I am speechless.
My mother London-born, descended of Heugonots, Tennyson-a favorite, Yew, the meaning of my name, my political views, passivist...
pooh i have to go to a meeting. I'll be back.
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March 24, 2011, 12:01:49 PM »
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Lavonne Westbrooks
It's is a strange feeling to identify so closely with someone else's piece of writing. I couldn't concentrate on my meeting!
I read books on anthropology as a pastime. I love the subject. I'ma bird-watcher, too.
These two lines remind me of the first poem I ever memorized (My Native Land):
What green more poisonous
than love of native land!—
And I continued to be facinated by your knowledge and imaginative retelling of God stories.
Not to mention the many soldiers to whom I have had to say goodbye in every conflict since Viet Nam.
I remain,
your biggest fan.
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March 24, 2011, 12:21:13 PM »
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Tom Riordan
Thank yew, Lavonne! And for lending your name here. This flyer, if I remember correctly, was engaged, like many soldiers, when he went lost. Tom
What say we give Scotty his shout-out?
Breathes there the man, with soul so dead,
Who never to himself hath said,
This is my own, my native land!
Whose heart hath ne'er within him burn'd,
As home his footsteps he hath turn'd
From wandering on a foreign strand!
If such there breathe, go, mark him well;
For him no Minstrel raptures swell;
High though his titles, proud his name,
Boundless his wealth as wish can claim;
Despite those titles, power, and pelf,
The wretch, concentred all in self,
Living, shall forfeit fair renown,
And, doubly dying, shall go down
To the vile dust, from whence he sprung,
Unwept, unhonour'd, and unsung.
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March 24, 2011, 01:21:57 PM »
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Lavonne Westbrooks
LOL - It was my party piece for many years.
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The Midlife Blues
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March 25, 2011, 09:08:24 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 26 – Glenn Miller:
I have nothing but good
to say of my “band” of companions:
no one wants to be here
but we do our best
to keep each other's spirits up.
I don't pretend to know
what disappointing God
or faulty Wheel of Life
installed us here
after four decades spent
in other lands and times,
but if we get our hands on it,
we'll take it limb from limb,
re-grease its moving parts
and try to get better results.
We're Christians.
This is not supposed to happen.
Even if we're Hindis
this is not supposed to happen.
I've half a mind
to climb back down this hill
and try to swim
to someplace civilized, at least—
what century, who cares?
Who can't use a trombonist?
What stays me—stays
us—
is the hope that the Deus
who parked us here will
put us back inside our planes
if we stay put
and don't make any fuss.
Amelia and I are both
part American Krauts,
both part grew up in Iowa
and totally love steel.
We know what's magic
and what's real.
Look at her across the way,
petting those feral cats,
sipping the spring as tenderly
as if she were at home
after twelve years away.
When my band and I last played—
Passaic, in Jersey—if I'd known
what was going to happen,
I'd also have also kissed
the ground that lovingly.
The other boys, a virtual U.N.—
Brit, Yank, Canadian—
are doing well: found wine,
and one of them had cards
inside his flysuit pocket.
I should be happiest:
I have my horn.
But it seems otherwise.
The more I play,
the more forlorn I get.
Where is the goddam muse?
I think I'm sick of music,
truth be told;
plus, it was mainly
the arrangements that I loved,
not blowing solo.
I'm not too old
to develop new interests—
Cave archaeologist?
Vintner?
It all just makes me want to weep.
I'm not a warm man, everybody knows,
but there's a part of me that's sick
from lack of inspiration.
That's why I vanished in thin air,
I think;
it was my own lack of vitality.
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March 26, 2011, 07:03:20 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 27 – Fred Noonan:
I died so many times.
I take a lot of pride in it.
I navigated sea and sky.
When I was 4 my father
died. I fled dry land.
I died so many times.
I played the bridesmaid
several times before.
I navigated sea and sky.
Amelia courted me to fly.
We couldn't find our isle.
I died so many times.
The sextant doesn't lie.
We overflew our mark.
I navigated sea and sky.
She always meets my eye.
She never hurts my pride.
I died so many times.
I navigated sea and sky.
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March 26, 2011, 07:01:18 PM »
by
Rick Stansberger
Vilanelle.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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March 26, 2011, 09:49:28 PM »
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Tom Riordan
Thank you, Rick. Two questions:
1. Do you have a pilot's license, by any chance, Rick?
2. I thought your other self was in China but now I'm wondering. Is there any chance he's also in Asia Minor?
Anyway, I get the villanelle info out to Fred by the next vanishing airman, it's been driving him f@##ing crazy! LOL Tom
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March 26, 2011, 09:53:31 PM »
by
MichelleBethCronk
Nikumaroro
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March 26, 2011, 10:01:54 PM »
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Tom Riordan
Yes!
Apparently no swimming pools though.
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March 26, 2011, 10:08:07 PM »
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Rick Stansberger
Quote from: Tom Riordan on March 26, 2011, 09:49:28 PM
Thank you, Rick. Two questions:
1. Do you have a pilot's license, by any chance, Rick?
2. I thought your other self was in China but now I'm wondering. Is there any chance he's also in Asia Minor?
Anyway, I get the villanelle info out to Fred by the next vanishing airman, it's been driving him f@##ing crazy! LOL Tom
1. I'm only certified for flights outside the Oort Cloud, and only for ships with po-drive.
2. I have other Others. Zek is Chinese, but it's an alternative China, and there are doors to that place everywhere.
3. Glad a bit of my grad schooling could be useful to someone, even if I did knock the l out of it.
4. Your own head seems multitudinously inhabited. I imagine the Gods to be a messy crew.
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March 26, 2011, 10:11:29 PM »
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Rick Stansberger
Cool map, though I don't think they captured the place's charm atoll.
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March 26, 2011, 10:19:33 PM »
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Tom Riordan
LOL x 2, Rick!
I'm sure it's not the first thing you've knocked the l out of!
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March 27, 2011, 01:45:46 AM »
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MichelleBethCronk
LOL
Quote from: Rick Stansberger on March 26, 2011, 10:11:29 PM
Cool map, though I don't think they captured the place's charm atoll.
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Götterdämmerung
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March 27, 2011, 09:18:52 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 28 – Adolf to Eva:
Tonight, we entertain.
Call up my vilifiers' fetches:
let Elli come and grapple me,
Thokk who refused to weep,
and Gunnlöd singing
her intoxicating lines
to ruddy soldiers in the halls of Hel;
Gullveig demands war resurrect.
Christ's mother? No!
We serve no doctored wine;
and fairytales belong
in children's hands.
Where crouched that virgin
when our breasts were bared
to iron blade and spear
and now lips part to kiss
each other and mortality
auf Wiedersehen?
Liebe Eva, geh mit mir.
The Bolsheviks march overhead!
Aren't there gods enough
to lay waste human life?
Is it time again, already,
for Pandora to give birth?
Thor strikes the tallest tree:
I'll garner notice there
and catch the eye of souls
with real authority.
They'll grant my audience.
This world is tiered.
The level I was born to
I have filled with blood
and care not if it lifts me up
or is the buxom flood
in which I sink: escape,
at last, the petty race I scorn,
that takes me for a miscreant.
I demand to meet the gods!
Demand to hear their
guten Tag
and watch them kiss your hand
and tell me to my face
if I have measured up or not.
I crave the judgment of my peers
whoever they are,
wherever they hide,
whatever they account.
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March 27, 2011, 02:35:12 PM »
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Rick Stansberger
Pretty potent!
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March 27, 2011, 03:29:56 PM »
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Tom Riordan
Rick, thanks for looking in. I'm sure he had a dainty side too (one flip side of grandiose?) - maybe that's another poem. Tom
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March 28, 2011, 10:23:00 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 29 – Urania:
1,380,000 footsteps left
until the muse on duty
tips her cup
onto your ear's dry lip:
more than halfway there,
and time you understood
the unfinished works
we feed you as you wait
fell short because their inspirations
lacked the legs;
that seagull-clouded landfill
in the distance:
verse whose inspiration
wasn't any good at all.
Apostates cite
the million-year-old chimp
poking one hairy finger
at a keyboard randomly
to imply that it is hit and miss—
Muses Unmasked!
The perspiration
is
the inspiration.
Yes, so what?
Placebos are good medicine.
Thomas Alva Edison
conceived his bright idea
inside a fortune cookie—
“The hooded falcon...”
No, I can't reveal it,
it was too inane!
We can't demonstrate causality
but the statistics show
inspired people do more
and do better stuff
than uninspired controls
identically intelligent
and senior in their fields.
It may be just the chatter
on the line, a substance
in the air of this terrain,
or the accumulation
of desire as you wait a year—
or yes, the brush of the divine
on fervent ears.
Nobody knows.
But though our methods are arcane,
don't call us quacks. At very least,
you have to pay your dues
before you're welcomed in the guild.
Some think Soupault or Breton's
automatic writing is
sans inspiration;
others, Wordsworth.
Strict codes of confidentiality forbid
confirming or denying,
but a lot of poems are penned
sans muse,
and some admired.
Still, don't discount
the countless authors' testimonials
and claim our role
is only ceremonial,
no more than allegory;
Homer, Shakerspeare, Milton cite us.
Though not every hint
becomes a work of art,
nor Queen of Verse
has ever stooped to knight us,
like Anne Killigrew, we aren't
in it for the glory.
No Love of Gold shall share with thee my Heart,
Or yet Ambition in my Brest have Part.
Just want to say
we love the way
you scent the gin
and gild the grime
with literary hocus-pocus,
but one soupçon of advice: we
think a
magnum opus
like this needs more discipline,
perhaps less rhyme:
it's gotten a bit dicey.
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Reply #373 on:
March 29, 2011, 08:51:04 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 30 – Miriam to Zeus Statue:
All I wanted was a bit of adventure
and all you wanted
was to not have anybody tell you
what you could or couldn't do.
Is it too late for us?
We got ourselves so tangled up.
Can't Artemis shoot arrows for herself?
Can't my son—
God,
they say—stand
on his own two feet without my help?
I miss our quiet days on Mount Koressos.
I guess that means I'm middle-aged.
I want to lay strife down
and take up watercolors,
basketry. And you?
Was that last fight enough?
There are 2,000,000 poets lined up
on a vast field
at your daughters' place in Attica.
By all reports they're doing very well.
Homer used them; you like
him.
Catullus
loved
them. Dante called them geniuses.
Chaucer loved the way they rhymed
and Milton praised them to the skies.
Do you imagine that they'd welcome us?
They don't have kids for us to spoil
but it might be a plum for them
if rumors swept the queue
that someone sighted me or you.
You're nothing but stone.
I'm nothing at all.
But the literary world that patronizes them
sets great store in
motifs.
We could stop even at Delphi on the way.
Zeus,
could
we?
You know I've never
been?
I bet they'd love to get to know you now
after millennia of
Who's my dad?
And they'd warm up to me, eventually,
if Memory won’t interfere.
She couldn't hold a grudge this long—
or could she?
Don't say no.
Just promise that you'll think about it.
Will you? I'm
so
serious.
To kill you would have killed me too.
I don't know
what
was going through my head
and calling out my claws.
What was that term you used—the crocodile brain?
Maternal instinct run amok?
Or maybe menopause?
I'll ask Phaistos if he'll rig a donkey cart
for you.
We'll fill it up with agnus-castus berries for St. Paul.
You don't think your girls will mind a bird?
That
Fuck
of his is not exactly classical
but then again, maybe it's time
for poetry to change.
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Reply #374 on:
March 30, 2011, 08:09:20 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, March 31 – Zeus Statue to Miriam:
Easy for you to say: to you,
they're nine new
pleasant people you can get to know.
But not for me.
How can I face them now
after 3000 years of not a word?
I'd feel like The Ram in the
The Wrestler,
broke-down and looking for an old man's ease,
the whole pathetic bit
only without the long blonde hair.
All I have left, besides good gloss, is pride.
If I could be a marble of Phaistos, someone they like,
or an anonymous fly on the wall of their shrine,
I'd go in a second. But to waltz in now and ask
if I can be of use? I don't have that kind of courage.
The donkey-cart and all, though, is a nice idea.
I would love to take the trip, as far as Delphi.
Maybe St. Paul could learn a new oath there!
But one word of warning. Is the ire petrified
in these great limbs likely to stay quiescent
as we play Holy Family on Vacation? Have I
been caponized enough to sightsee, a retiree?
I'll furnish Phaistos specs for the construction
of my ark, but guarantee a pleasant family trip
I can't. Putting a Leica on my neck, an “I Love
Greek Gods” tee-shirt on my back, and buying
tickets to my own tourist attraction seems a bit
naive or too-too modernist, I'm not sure which.
But thence to Helicon?
No, I won't go.
Those girls have made their own way
all these years.
Whatever scars their fatherlessness
left upon their psyches are
faits accomplis.
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Reply #375 on:
March 31, 2011, 08:26:51 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 1 – Yeshua to Miriam:
We haven’t' talked a lot.
I've been about my father's business, as I see it—
you've been busy with it, too.
I guess we're not what you'd call close.
It's time now for a tête-à-tête:
Hephaistos told me what
you're cooking up.
The answer's
Absolutely not.
How do you think it looks?
I'm sleeping in a different bed each night,
working hard to get the new Church set,
and
you're
at Delphi with the
old
god
and his cockatoo inside a donkeycart?
I know you're not exactly in the inner circle
but you must know you're a biggish part
of Christianity, yourself.
There are more heresies concerned with you
than I have people working day and night
to stamp them out!
Ma, you're a
virgin,
for Christ's sake!
That theology's already gone to press:
it was a one-time thing with Elohim,
a
spirit
thing inspiring my birth.
If you and Zeus decide to play house
in this isolated cave on Crete,
I could care less. But pilgrimage to Delphi?
I would be a laughingstock.
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Reply #376 on:
April 01, 2011, 08:28:34 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 2 - Miriam to Yeshua:
Yeshua, son, I get your point.
A woman, broke-down bird
and marble statue in a donkeycart
attracts attention, yes.
But why would anybody link us
to your Church?
We'll leave our Let Your Light Shine
tee-shirts home.
You've been out in the country
and you know the roads
these days are jammed
with carts that brim
with every kind of muttering apostle
underneath the sun!
It's a vacation, not a pilgrimage.
When your stepfather and I
took you to Egypt as a child,
did anyone proclaim,
The Holy Family's come
to get Ra's blessing?
No.
I've always done my part
to help your church and so has Zeus.
But that's not
all
of who we are.
Do you know how much it pains him
to no longer walk the earth?
But have you once
so much as cried out
Ephphatha!
or drawn with spittle in the clay?
The fine points of theology
I leave to you,
but don't scold
me,
young man!
I don't care who you think you are,
you weren't raised
to tell your elders what to do.
The bird and Zeus and I embark
for Delphi when the sun comes up.
No doubt you'll be in Mazovia by then
exhibiting your Sacred Heart for nuns
or testing out conditioners
to make your nimbus
more conspicuous.
You get your vanity from him,
your restlessness from me,
the self-righteousness sui generis.
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Reply #377 on:
April 02, 2011, 11:46:26 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 3 – Thalia:
“Fuck!”
squawks the cockatoo St. Paul.
“He'll have a child and should offer hair,”
the Delphic hostler says.
“The gods forgive what we can't control.”
“The hay was rancid on the ferry,”
Miriam says. “Do you have something fresh
to give the donkey?”
“Garlands from the wild olive tree
be-scarved with spider webs,
and money, threaten Sparta!”
“The god statue should be left
just as it is, unwrapped.”
“One road fork leads to freedom's house,
the other to a slave's!”
“Good then, thank you. And goodnight.
I'll bring the bird inside with me.”
.
“An eagle's beak will point the way.
A crow will show you all around.
Wild goats will lead you.
Go where fish command.
Go where the wild boar feeds
and white ravens appear,
and cattle till they lie to sleep.”
She goes inside and signs as
Miriam of Cnossos.
“The dormitory's there,” the innwife says.
“Seek and you'll find a place to lie.
Above all, know thyself.
The Syrian's inspired, tells amusing tales,
and the Phoenician wise: he can
assume the color of the dead.
Beware the man with just one sandal!
Take the top and you will have the middle.”
“Fuck!”
squawks the bird.
“You will die at the hand of a dead man,”
the innwife warns him.
“He's just repeating what he heard somewhere,”
says Miriam.
“The god's not here. He went to build another inn
in the same place he was bitten
as a young boy by a dog. Goodnight, sleep well.”
“Is there a loaf of bread to eat?”
“Take a goat in place of the Hebrew boy.
Green youth's invisible.”
Out in the shed, the hostler
picks the wrapping off the marble Zeus's head,
sees the god's face, angry, wide awake,
and runs into the night.
A starving bitch slips in
the moment that he's gone
and chews the linen
off the statue's base
and starts to lick its foot.
The donkey takes another bite
of apricot-sweet Phocian hay
and backs away.
The horses in the rear stalls
start to neigh.
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Reply #378 on:
April 03, 2011, 10:24:28 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 4 – Urania:
Miriam lay still and rested.
The once white-crested
bird slept, one eye cocked
on the one-sandaled man;
Syrian and Phoenician slept;
the innwife wept,
her husband gone;
and the hostler crept
back into his shed
a moment before dawn.
“Cockadoodle
duh,”
the traumatized
rooster croaked
as the cook opened
the coop for eggs,
to find smashed shells,
clear goo, gold yolk,
feathers and bones.
She shrieked;
the donkey brayed;
and everybody woke.
The marble Zeus
is gone, its tattered
shroud discarded.
The innwife and hostler
lay hands on Miriam
and shake her.
“Fuck!” shrieks the cockatoo.
Phoenician, Syrian
and single-sandaled man
all hurry to the shed
to get their horses;
but they're gone.
The innwife's wagon,
gone. The cook spits
onto Miriam's face,
seizes the cockatoo,
locks it in an empty
brooding cage.
A rider gallops up
and screams,
“A giant in a chariot
harries the hillside
near the ruins,
burying thunderbolts
in sacred oaks!”
“Go wake the priest!”
the innwife tells him.
“We have the gypsy witch
right here
who is responsible!”
“Fuck!” shrieks the cockatoo
out in the coop.
“Someone kill that bird!”
the cook demands,
and the hostler
takes the cleaver
off the butcher block
and goes to do it.
When he steps
outside the door
the first ray of the sun
breaks through the trees
and strikes his head
and knocks him to his knees.
“Please call him back!”
Miriam pleads.
“Set free the bird.
He's Zeus's friend
and anyone who threatens
him is going to meet
a sudden and unhappy end.”
At Zeus's name,
the inn staff stops
right where they are,
their mouths a-gape.
Hadn't the final Pythia
predicted his return
and warned
the Christian bishop
on the pains of hell
to leave the shrine itself intact,
and hadn't he obeyed?
The Phoenician
walks into the inn
and sets the cockatoo
back on its bedpost perch.
The Syrian had led
the donkey out
onto the road, unhurt.
The horseman
gallops back
with a beardless curate
cantering behind,
so filled with fear,
his eyes are red
and lips are white.
There is one sandal
underneath a shrub.
Ten feet above,
one good foot
and one bad sway from
a high mimosa branch.
The priest dismounts
and makes the cross.
The rider gallops
back to town
in terror of his life.
There is a mix of tears;
the sun's face finally
tops the trees.
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Reply #379 on:
April 03, 2011, 10:38:01 AM »
by
larry jordan
Oh my what a romp. thes are taking on the surreal in a postmodern way, sort of Pynchon, much more accessible. In S2, you might be able to nix the second line...otherwise, this is epic.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #380 on:
April 03, 2011, 10:53:48 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Larry, I'm so happy you find accessible. Let me go look at that line. My first thought is maybe the full "crowed" should be lowered to something more pathetic. Thank you. Tom
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Reply #381 on:
April 03, 2011, 10:54:19 AM »
by
R Raymond
Larry nailed it with Pynchon... great comparison.
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A Long Thoughtful Chew
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Reply #382 on:
April 04, 2011, 10:04:24 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 5 – The Donkey:
They call me Miriam's donkey,
but I was never her donkey.
I brought supplies to Phaistos
in his cave and in exchange
he made humane headcollars
that I brought to the valley.
When he asked me if I wanted
to pull Zeus's cart to Delphi,
I thought,
Why not? How many
travel shots do donkeys get?
Don't talk to me about the bird:
Fuck! Fuck!
He gives all animals
a bad name. I hauled his feed,
and he contributes what? Zero.
But the woman isn't bad at all.
Most women believe donkeys
should work all day like they do,
but this Miriam is pretty gentle—
once, rode a donkey all the way
from the Jordan to the Nile.
The trip by sea was terrible.
I can say I did it now, but won't
recommend it. First: seasick.
The hay onboard was pretty foul.
Then: the stall they rigged for me
rubbed bald spots on the sides
of my belly. Greece itself is a lot
like home, only more crammed
with roads, people and carts—
and some very fancy chariots,
if you can stomach the arrogance
of horses. Before Zeus went on
his rampage on Mount Parnassus,
he took the horses from their stalls
to hitch them to an old wagon.
One snorted about how she was
a Phoenician and so couldn't be
paired with an Arabian—or, God
forbid, the lame man's mule!—
so would Zeus please match her
with the innwife's own hipparion?
It hurt me that Zeus didn't look
at me but harnessed the others
and hurried up the still-dark road.
How much faster is an mule than
a reliable donkey who's proven
himself already over a long trip?
Maybe that's why we're not
tapped for gods: we don't think
the way gods think. Still, which
tribe has ever given us a chance?
Most likely he left me behind to
continue to pull the cart for Miriam.
But why, when it has no freight,
with him up on the mountainside
splintering centuries-old trees?
If he worried about her getaway,
he should have left the Arabian.
I don't know. I don't overthink
this kind of thing, but I was hurt,
and it surely wasn't the first time.
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Reply #383 on:
April 04, 2011, 10:11:57 AM »
by
milner place
Just love it, Tom, the details ring so true.
milner
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #384 on:
April 04, 2011, 10:16:15 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, Milner. It's the Donkey Within. Tom
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Reply #385 on:
April 05, 2011, 06:26:25 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 6 – Terpsichore:
The accounting consisted of
one cock
seven chickens
five eggs
the mule
three ponies
a wagon
& one night's roof.
In payment the innwife took
one cart
one Cretan donkey
one torn shroud
one purse
with four solidi
and sent Miriam packing
with just the vile cockatoo.
Soldiers were dispatched
to the fiery mountainside
to see what they could do
about the rampaging god
but nobody expected much.
The old tales had died slow
and everyone still knew
you stayed behind closed
doors with fingers crossed
and only prayed he didn't
come for you.
The priest did a curious thing.
A beldam just beyond the village edge
was rumored 7th heiress to the Pythia:
he packed a basketful of fragrant bread
and clearest, rosy breakfast wine
and went to visit her. Magissa
waited for him in her yard,
a shawl about her shoulders to the cold.
He smiled, introduced himself, gave her
his gifts and asked,
What should I do?
She said,
Return the ass to her.
He said,
I will.
She said,
Return it all to her.
And he said,
I will.
She said,
Then offer him his choice
of the three horses and the mule.
He said,
I will.
She said,
Escort me to the shrine
and let me answer
what he came to ask.
He said,
I will.
There was no time to waste.
The lightning-cracks were blasting
every oaktree on the mountain
into ash. Black smoke rolled up
like a volcano in eruption.
The priest arranged the hag
before him on his horse and rode
right toward it. He had gumption.
Don't worry about me,
she cried
into his ear.
No Pythia can die
until she names an heir–which I
have not. So fly, papás! Fly, fly!
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Zeus at Delphi
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Reply #386 on:
April 06, 2011, 07:27:57 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 7 – Clio:
Miriam ascends too,
on foot,
cockatoo on her shoulder,
first cursing
the thick soot,
then the flying embers
that remind them both
of things they'd rather
not remember.
Amid swirling smoke
they glimpse Zeus
more like a dragon
than statue,
careening in a chariot,
forked fire
darting from his brow
and dark steam
off his luxuriant hair.
Look!
Miriam cries.
There!
Priest and termagant
race his swift chestnut
through flames
and over coals
straight for the ruins
where wise oracles of old
lifted supplicants
and cast down kings
in runic verse.
(O poets and writers listening,
if muse can say but one thing,
this is it: don't underestimate
the great authority of tripe!)
Amid weeds, rocks,
stavesacre and poppies:
Ionian columns, cypress,
half an amphitheater, less
of a racetrack,
less still of a temple,
but intact, the great rock
where each Pythia
since the shrine was sacked
rose to recite.
Magissa knows
to stand erect,
her shoulderblades tucked
in and arms spread
to enun ciate, project—
she knows the protocols,
and in a moment, Zeus
now quieted,
attends.
“It is the seventh day of Bysios.
Who inquires of the gods here?
State your name! Why did you
come? What did you bring us?”
“Great Pythia,” Zeus intones,
“the adyton, Apollo's tripod
where your predecessors sat,
was almost ripped in twain
when my son Hercules had
mind to steal it; and it was I
who intervened between the
two of them; you know who
I am. Why I have come is not
so easy to divine. My gifts?
Three weary, foam-flecked
horses and an exhausted mule.”
“Speak your question, Zeus!”
“It is the same one asked you
by the priest, whose courage
brought you here: What should
I do? The world has changed,
as you well know. The place
for gods and oracles alike
abandoned and ransacked
for blocks of stone and bricks.
Even the mountain peaks,
once curtained from the eyes
of man by hurricanes
and frozen snow, are thawed
and tamed; there's even talk
men want to ski on them!
What place is left for dinosaurs
like me to hide, if not to reign?
What occupation for the god
who made a race that finds him
antiquated, an embarrassment?”
While Magissa sought her pronouncement,
the priest's horse drifted to the others;
they all munched weeds together;
the cockatoo and Miriam approached,
and for the first time since being cloven
by the ax, the bird took wing—not pretty,
but he made it to the sky god's shoulder,
gave his ear an affectionate peck. She sang:
The self-pitying god must put two asses
to the cart he brought; must take a virgin
back to Crete; let him who has no heart
cause harm no more; be eternally stone.
Zeus thought about it: splitting her wrinkled
face in two with a razor-sharp lightning bolt,
then lifting up the offending boulder to drop
on her scrawny little spine. But he also knew
she had not named an heir, and so his effort
would have been in vain. She would survive.
And Miriam was watching, and the cockatoo.
And even if he gave vent to his rage, he still
had no better idea about what he should do.
So he did something
no one
ever, ever
would have guessed.
He nodded
pointedly at Miriam
and acquiesced.
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Art
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Reply #387 on:
April 07, 2011, 08:10:25 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 8
– Zeus Statue:
She didn't say
I couldn't reinvent myself.
I don't take
“Be stone”
as literal. It means
be cool;
be smooth; don't let things
get to you; be elegant,
and inspirational.
I get it. I can do that.
I just have to figure
out what
kind
of inspiration—
what my message
is.
I've got technique;
I just need
biz.
I've asked around
to learn about my
brand.
What does it
stand
for?
What's it
worth?
Scholars have said
I represent autocracy
and irresponsibility—
bad government.
Yet am I indisputably
the father of democracy?
To Cretans, I'm a boy
and definitely not
the God of Rules!
Perhaps the schoolkids
running up to rub
my marble penis
will be dragged away
envisioning ideals
more fun than prudery
and cleanness.
Light's light,
as Joseph Campbell says.
The sun,
the thunderbolt,
the pearly sheen
of marble skin.
Why can't I exercise
my fullblown might
by standing here
in this museum?
I
am
omnipotent,
a master of disguise
who works in unseen
ways.
– Miriam Statue:
I totally agree. I saw that
flock of chicks stream out
from their big yellow bus
and run to rub your cock
until their rooster caught up
and commanded them to stop.
I heard him joke,
If everybody rubs it
they will have to call him
Zeusa—and that goes
for sinful boys who think
their penises are toys.
We try our best
to teach the human race
some common sense
but those with any brains at all
don't listen
and the ones who do
just want to christen
everything that's any fun
a sin.
That's what they lost
in the translation
from Olympian
to the Hebrew god.
Oh, what a grinch!
If Yahweh
had
an ass
I'd give it a good pinch!
Yeshua's a wet blanket too,
and what they've made of me.
Why can't we Christians be
a little less like "Mary" and
a little more like Bouboulina—
zesty and red-blooded?
Fuck the meek!
Fuck the long-suffering wife!
Up with Zorba the Greek!
No wonder they invented
the Arch-Fiend.
Somebody's got to rule
the 95% of life
they disapprove.
Let's put our heads
together—you,
me, and the cockatoo—
and dedicate
ourselves to put the toot
back in Teutonic,
romance back in Rome,
juice back in Jews!
I'm sick and tired myself
of channeling some
spinsterish old muse.
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Reply #388 on:
April 08, 2011, 08:01:43 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 9 – Zeus:
They say it's Serapis
disguised as Hades
posed alongside fell
three-headed Cerberus
at heel, but any fool
with eyes can tell
it's really me
with a silly basket
balanced on my head,
now St. Paul's nest.
I'm draped in robes
and missing half an arm
but a tall smooth staff
and thick-wooled beard
proclaim a comfort
in my own physique
and doughty willfulness.
Miriam stands just
past the electric socket
with something like
a sea scallop fixed
to top of
her
head,
ever comely, graceful—
but watch you don't get
in the way of that
brick of a right hand!
Dr. Chiklis reconstructed
us in too much haste.
She gazes away from me
and looks embarrassed.
I did train the tricelphalous
mutt. After killing its father,
what else could I do?
I thought it fitting then
to give it to my own son
for a pet, but Hades said,
Little brother, I'm going to
make it a sentry instead.
I've always had a way
with what they call
“dumb” animals. What
tames them quick: plain,
run-of-the-mill respect.
Emperor Frederick II
and bodhisattva Guanyin
also kept white cockatoos—
but tethered. Regard
binds me and mine together.
That they've mislabeled
me—and Miriam too,
as Isis—doesn't faze
us in the least. Better
that way, really, so
the local bishop doesn't
feel he has to break
my limbs off like he did
last century, then sink
the pieces in the bay.
If Dr. Chiklis has to pay
for divers one more time,
he says he's liable to just say
To hell with archeology.
It's peaceful here, 1000
foreign visitors per week,
plus every pupil on Crete
on average once a year.
Our statues aren't striking
to the unassisted eye
but I can see our strategy
is working: His Excellency
does come once a month
and sits there on that bench
mistrustfully, unsure.
Doubt crops up in his flock
and something tells him
that it's me transmitting
skepticism, like a router.
He's too old-school to guess
my web's worldwide.
The energy I used to waste
in bolts of lightning now I
put to better use securing
malleable young minds.
No, Your Grace, not pedophile
like Plato, Aristotle, Socrates—
though You Yourself bless
dread-filled school-boys
you've exhorted to their knees.
Miriam's torn about all this.
Infiltration—she shoots me
daggers if I call it
inspiration—
of children's intelligence
strikes her as a bit insidious.
She says it's less so if
the influencer has a face
and children can at least
evaluate the messenger.
I think the opposite:
face lends abusers
more authority.
What I transmit
are pure ideas
recipients are free
to take or leave.
Pope expounds...
Mufti proclaims...
High Priest decrees...
Zeus Thunderer
offers his thoughts
without moving
his mouth, without
leaning on clout.
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April 09, 2011, 09:08:09 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 10 – Il Papa:
I'm the Pope, goddammit.
Wherever these subversive
ideas are emanating from,
put the kibosh on it forthwith!
Who do these rebels think
they are? Were
they
picked
by a conclave of old men?
Even
own
a tiara?
The special grace I have
enabling me and only me
to understand Luke 19:3
is a sine qua non,
capisce?
Why aren't my eggs runny?
Didn't I ask for runny eggs?
Are runny eggs so difficult?
Take these back.
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Reply #390 on:
April 09, 2011, 09:18:55 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on April 09, 2011, 09:08:09 AM
Muse's Advisory, April 10 – Il Papa:
I'm the Pope, goddammit.
Wherever these subversive
ideas are emanating from,
put the kibosh on it forthwith!
Who do these rebels think
they are? Were
they
picked
by a conclave of old men?
Even
own
a tiara?
The special grace I have
enabling me and only me
to understand Luke 19:3
is a sine qua non,
capisce?
Why aren't my eggs runny?
Didn't I ask for runny eggs?
Are runny eggs so difficult?
Take these back.
who has the recipe for good Eggs Benedict these days
?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We do indeed need to show joy as Catholics.
My motto — “Be happily and uncomplicatedly Catholic.”
Michael J. Sheehan Archbishop of Santa Fe
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Reply #391 on:
April 09, 2011, 09:35:50 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Quote from: silent lotus on April 09, 2011, 09:18:55 AM
who has the recipe for good Eggs Benedict these days
Hilarious, perfect!
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #392 on:
April 09, 2011, 11:45:13 AM »
by
Dax
I was on the res just n of Santa Fe
and me and a few of the locals
used to flog jewels to the natives
many of whom got their evil rant
from the Spanish tourist, I sat in the cemetery
long ago by an old mission with stray dogs, dust
and fallen crosses, and tossed burnt baco
and sang mother nature dreams' goodbye
morning song and turtle took a turn too
we killed scorpions and ran with snake
coloured peppers and slept in painted caves
home to pony hands and voices of eagles
we saw rivers turn dry and rocks splinter red
trails went cold and silent, now was night
flesh danced as flame and elk kept us strong
— at One
— for Chasan
.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #393 on:
April 09, 2011, 11:52:58 AM »
by
Dax
I can do a good egg, Tom
called: Seduction of the Innocent
KFC called and want the recipy
and as many buckets as possible
before that too becomes toast 10/4
you two guys are an asset, fuck
better run, I'm getting all sentinsane
by a lovely muse in lace
ciao, ciao
.
.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #394 on:
April 09, 2011, 11:56:57 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
I should have know that it was you who's been feeding KFC secrets, Dax.
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Reply #395 on:
April 10, 2011, 07:01:49 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 11 – Miriam Statue to Zeus Statue:
I'm not unhappy with you.
You're doing well,
but I feel
foolish myself,
the world passing me by
and I don't
know what
to do
or think
about it.
Who were those busybodies
why couldn't let Yeshua rest?
I remember my first apparition,
John's brother James
in Zaragosa weeping,
he was so glad to see me.
He scolded,
You sneak!
you're still alive!
A letter I got just last week
said they'd hidden
you on Koressos above Ephesus!
Why was James in Iberia at all,
forlorn, alone, depressed?
Were there no tree-worshippers
any closer to home
for him to convert?
I said,
James, you're the apparition!
Get thee
back home to Galilee
where Herod Agrippa
longs to personally
decapitate you. Here's a wooden idol
of myself, and a jasper pillar,
to sell
for thy passage.
When you arrive,
give Herod the idol and tell him
Miriam happily
offers her head.
Did a shortage of women
or of fish prevent them
from settling down as husbands
like their fathers had done?
Or were they simply on the run,
their zealotry strengthened
by the authorities' persecution?
I wish they'd just gone home
after the crucifixion,
after the resurrection,
after the coming
of the dove at pentecost, and said
That's that. We're done.
Inspiration
comes
in
many
forms
so what's the need
to follow a star
too far
instead of sitting home
and opening a book of psalms?
That's why I frown:
such sturm and drang.
Diocletion persecutes Christians,
Constantine pagans,
ulian Christians,
Theodosius pagans.
One sect prays to you,
the other to Yeshua.
Your mission
is free thought.
Mine seems to be the kind ear,
the blessed mother no one had—
but supplicants would
do better
with a fellow
confessor of flesh
and blood.
When globetrotters ask
What's in the goddess's hand?[/i]
the Irish docent tells them
I dunna know much
but it looks
like the rubber
armpit pillow of a crutch.
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Reply #396 on:
April 11, 2011, 09:04:44 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 12 – Statue of Cerberus:
We weren't born, but made:
unnatural nurture dealt us
quirky fate and numerals to
count our lucky stars.
The good news:
Dr. Chiklis didn't glue
a comic monkey's shako
or demeaning bird's-nest to our heads.
The bad: we sit at Zeus's side
as if we were his hound.
But notice how his arm is gone,
from just above the elbow down.
Gore dripping from our jaws.
Red-painted claws.
Eyes quelled by caustic hate
and rolled back in our heads!
Though Zeus tore off our ears
we did avenge the murder
of our hundred-headed
father, Typhon!
We seethe and fight as one
but sin as three,
a trinity who represent
the vast majority in Dante's hell:
to face us, left to right,
our names are
Innocent III, Pol Pot
and Jesse James—
ecclesiastic, angel of humanity,
and executioner without portfolio.
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Reply #397 on:
April 12, 2011, 09:55:32 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 13 – Statue of Zeus to Miriam:
Let the six-lipped cur
charge otherwise,
but his father lies
beneath Mount Etna
quite alive,
though once he tore
the sinews from my bone
and leather-bagged me,
leaving
me
to die.
Nor has my missing forearm
ever swum in Cerberus's craw.
It's tickled now by hermit crabs,
anemones and possum shrimp
on the floor of Heraklion Bay
where the Orthodox sank it.
Of his third mouth's claim:
oh yes, I bit
the mongrel's six ears off
and spit them to the earth
whereon there sprouted
by the gism of my lips
garigue of downy ophrys;
five aristolocthic birthworts
which entrap flies overnight
to verse them in the songs
and scents of Hades
piped into fresh corpses.
Each family has a mad dog:
Cerberus is ours.
I know you fear him,
thanks to epidemic rabies
in your native Bethlehem.
I'll keep him close to heel.
Still, he has use.
He draws the schoolchildren
as surely as my nudity,
their fingers couriers
from my dick to his fangs.
That's when I drop
a question in their heads,
What if your priest's
as two- or three-faced
as this horrid hound?
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Reply #398 on:
April 13, 2011, 09:53:53 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 14 – Statue of Zeus:
Let's call the demon
by its real name, Boredom.
That's a sure sign
something's dead
or deadly in the room.
I ask kids:
Bored at school?
At church?
Look at the teacher,
at the priest,
the blowflies
spiralling from their lips.
Hold your breath,
plug your ears,
mask your eyes.
The dust
oration coats you with
is dangerous.
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Reply #399 on:
April 13, 2011, 02:01:30 PM »
by
Elisa Tommola
Love it!
''...Hold your breath,
plug your ears,
mask your eyes...'' Very nice.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #400 on:
April 13, 2011, 02:06:27 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Elisa, so glad to hear you've enjoyed. Thanks, Tom
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Reply #401 on:
April 14, 2011, 09:21:47 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 15 – Clio:
Abraham Lincoln, the
Titanic,
Garbo,
Big-League Baseball's color barrier,
and Pol Pot sank today.
The Fates were flipping cards
out in the Schoolyard of the Gods
and those five randomly came up.
There were appeals and protests.
One god griped,
It's not enough.
A bell rang and they all returned to class.
That day, they had a hippie sub who
raised a lot eyebrows with his beard
and funky paisley shirt.
Sandburg called Lincoln captain of the ship,
he said.
President Garbo was shot
when Pol Pot signed a contract with L.A.
A SWAT team burst in the door
at exactly 1:11 and opened fire:
time to go the Math Enrichment.
Clotho palms her yawn.
Again?
The Computation Specialist asks Lachesis
to analyze the Quechuan abacus.
Atropos fiddles with scissors.
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Reply #402 on:
April 14, 2011, 09:27:21 AM »
by
R Raymond
The concept and atemporality here is killer Tom. Last S seems less strong.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #403 on:
April 14, 2011, 09:38:53 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, Rob. I will take up your suggestion and concentrate some effort on that last S. Made some revisions, will keep looking at it. Tom
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Reply #404 on:
April 14, 2011, 11:34:48 AM »
by
Dax
math enrichment, what a little gem that is to be sure
splendid, Tom
ditto Rob
.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #405 on:
April 14, 2011, 11:39:47 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, Dax. Borrowing your eyes helped out with some more revision there. Tom
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Reply #406 on:
April 15, 2011, 10:10:49 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 16 – Miriam:
"...They teach that Juan Diego found me
on Tepeyac Hill, an adolescent ringed by light.
We spoke in Nahuatl: at first, he mixed
me up with his own virgin goddess Tonantzin,
whose sacred site the hill had been.
I smiled,
No, I'm the Catholic Blessed Mother.
Would you build a chapel here for me?
Zumárraga the archbishop doubted him
and sent him back for proof of my identity.
I told Juan,
Gather flowers on the summit.
He said,
Tonantzin—I mean Católica María—
it is winter! There are no blossoms out.
I said,
Where I live, weather doesn't count.
I arranged the blossoms in his
tilma
and when he opened it up for Zumárraga,
out spilled a hundred red Castilian roses—
and the image of the Virgin of Guadalupe
standing in her molluscular striped vulva
was indelibly imprinted on the cloak!
The Franciscans called it superstition,
said the painting was lovely but human—
local artist Marcos Cipac de Aquino—
but the Dominicans scoffed, and won,
as champions of its miraculousness."
“Okay,” Zeus says, "for sake of argument:
you were enclosed in glowing light,
but did you have one thing to
say?
Did
he?"
"You
talk theology in Nahuatl
if you think it's so easy!" I tell him.
"This is over your head.
Juan Diego found me marvelous
not just because I'm pretty:
he thought powers greater than himself—
the omnipotent Europeans—
were speaking to him in his native tongue.
You pretty much talk only to yourself.
You think you're slyly beaming thoughts
into the Cretan children's heads
but who's to say
they
aren't beaming
them at
you?
You might be nothing
but a marble with passive telepathy.”
“Science is not your forte,” he sneers.
“All energy has direction, especially
ideas.
Do beechnuts fall from ground to tree?
How could ignorant school-kids
impart philosophy to
me?”
"You're hurt, poor man.
Such pride—the confusions of grandeur!
You should be volunteering in a hospice
or wounded-wildlife sanctuary;
learn bridge, join a club: play duplicate.
I'll go too. My schedule's not grueling either:
two, three apparitions every year,
light monitoring of rosary novenas.
You're right: my devotees are primitive,
unintellectual, their zeal one part psychotic,
one part sexual, half sorrowful, half hopeless.
But isn't it good that I'm there,
for them to feel they have my ear?
Must weak be doomed
to carry the same hundredweight as strong?
You be the god of might—
I, mother of despair.
You be correct—
I'm able to be wrong.”
I sneak a glance at him
from the left edge of my eye
and see a glimmer of a grin.
It's probably the thought of bridge:
aces like lightning-strikes,
a simulated combat
where the best mind and the best hand wins.
I don't push it, though.
Keeping my head completely still,
I peek around our room at all the possibilities
to form three other teams:
an androgynous and funny-looking terracotta
king and queen with frog-eye nipples
seem to raise their hands;
a leash of Minoan foxes look like
they'd at least enjoy the dry martinis;
and the lily prince and Cupid, our fourth?
“One of the feminine prerogatives," Zeus says,
"is always being right, or wrong in a superior way.
I bow. We played bridge for a while on Olympos:
six teams. Hera found the idea of finessing foreign
but she styled herself The Celestial Helen Sobel.
Hermes grew a mustache like Omar Sharif.
That year,
everything
was according to Goren!
Then along came hula hoops, and that was that..."
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Reply #407 on:
April 16, 2011, 09:01:17 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 17 – The Curator:
I didn't want to make a scene
in front of anybody
so I waited until closing time
if that's all right.
I know this is supposed to be
your quiet time but
grant me a few minutes please.
There have been complaints.
You know how tourists are—
especially the Germans, right?
But there have been complaints
from nationalities that usually
behave like saints—the Thais,
the Japanese, and even Finns.
I hate to have to follow up
but try to understand that while
I'm sympathetic to the working
class I still am management.
What all of these patrons
have apparently imagined
is that someone here is—
how to put this delicately?—
πορνογραφικό προτάσεις?—
pornographic suggestions.
Their tourist children love to see
the dog's three heads
but when their parents say
it's time to go and look at
pottery and such
their genteel children's lips
start spewing things like
Fuck
that shit!
and
Vases suck!
Imagine my surprise. I said,
Why point a finger at two
gods who have been dead
for several thousand years,
or at a dog who—yes, he's
pretty ghetto-looking with
those fangs and bit-off ears
but hardly ought to be accused
of teaching children dirty words!
I understand: your little boy
simply adored Westminster Abbey—
but you're sure you never left
him unattended with the cabbie?
I did my best, I did—
but every one insists it's you.
They have these
inklings,
all the parents say, and when
I ask them whence the inklings come,
without exception each one
points without a moment's hesitation
at your head.
I feel a little foolish still here after 7:30,
sweet
vilana
waiting at the Fres Taverna,
but I have to ask you, and I'll only do it once:
please stop it, if you're being a bad influence.
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Reply #408 on:
April 16, 2011, 09:07:51 PM »
by
silent lotus
Muse's Advisory, April 17 – The Curator
Tom
i like how the title waltzes through the entire poem.
silent lotus
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #409 on:
April 16, 2011, 09:24:10 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, Silent. I have to read it again with your thought in mind...Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #410 on:
April 17, 2011, 01:56:54 AM »
by
Dax
well, err, I have a confession
err, gossip has it Tom
I'm your early morning call, or
err, such a beautiful confidence
or, err, the one in flies and squalor, or
your bitch, sorry. should be man-bitch, sorry
health & safety
I'm off to mass now to plot with a priest
he always looks as if he's talking to me too
he says I ought to pay and death is a blessing
I had a week to reflect about that stranger
the one strung to a tree and his mate
every school teaches to hate, virtue and vice
there, we all fall down, except some get to be filthy
swamp dwellers and live in exile in places like Miami
surrounded by snakes and lottery winners, sorry
my flight back and forth
our beautiful planet is also a bitch
and the thong thing, well, they get smaller and smaller
as the hour get longer, after a while, well, you know
you may as well be on death row same as Judas
so go ahead God, take your best shot!
but make it powerful, violent, and quick
sorry, just thought I should say that
before I go
plenty, right then
:'(
amen
.
.
.
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Nine Lives
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Reply #411 on:
April 17, 2011, 09:03:04 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
April 18 – St. Paul the White-Crested Cockatoo:
Thank God that fucking Cretan left!
Poor thing, missed out on half
a glass of wine—when I've been
crouched here in this pitiful nest
since 8 a.m. without a chance to stretch
my wings or legs or feet or piss!
Zeus,
pak?
Next time, just tell him to
fuck off! If he puts us out, he puts us out.
What's the worst that can happen?
The back room of a museum in Athens?
I'd welcome that.
This life of being on display? It's dim.
Miriam, oh how I wih you could
take me along when you visitate Cyprus!
What I wouldn't give for a piece of fruit
nobody else has chewed on yet!
Or wrap my feet around a living branch!
Is there some way to do it?
No? Lazarus's second tomb is not
too high on my to-do list, anyway.
I hear he was a bastard once he rose—
unable to smile—an unslakable thirst.
Didn't he get angry at some Cypriot
and turn his vineyard into a salt lake?
Better watch my tongue: he's got
nine lives. Yeshua raised him in Bethany,
then Emperor Leo VI from Cyprus;
Crusaders hauled him from Byzantium;
and where he is since any sign of him
evaporated in Marseilles, is anybody's guess.
Zeus, Miriam, could Phaestos
turn me into marble too? Being alive alone
just boils down to being uncomfortable.
What air, or food, or scratch is sweet?
Nor can I leave—can't even fly.
I'd just end up some stray cat's treat.
I'm ready. I've had longevity.
I've tasted what the senses had to offer,
more or less.
No, not had sex,
but it's too late for that.
That's probably my one regret.
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April 18, 2011, 09:04:54 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 19 – Memory:
I've held my tongue.
I'm not supposed to speak
but work my magic
as it were
from the back seat.
People wag their heads:
a country mother
with nine daughters.
But they've forgotten
what it's like in bed
with me, the way
I sing
through thick and thin
at those big moments
when it's sink or swim.
My daughters weren't
coddled. The only
thing I kept from them
nine drops of milky
ouzo in their bottles
was what happened
on the night
Zeus left.
He can't remember
either but
white Pierian mists
overgrew
the moon's gray eyes
as he bent down
to kiss the girls goodbye
and for a moment cried.
I didn't want them
to remember that:
I knew he wasn't ever
coming back.
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Reply #413 on:
April 19, 2011, 09:56:28 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
“A person casting a stone only has control over it
before he casts it. Otherwise it is an illusion."
- Aristotle & Kierkegaard
Muse's Advisory, April 20 – Miriam:
The stone must be emotion.
If you put an olive in soil
you can return to uproot it
but love grows so strong
it uproots its own parent.
I have loved the god Zeus,
I have loved my child,
though both have flown away.
Zeus keeps total control
of himself and his fate,
his genius that he casts no stone,
and Yeshua places
buildingblock on buildingblock
that cast no shadow on the land.
Under the museum lights
illusions are eliminated
and people see each line.
Zeus's lost forearm means
he'll never take my hand.
The triple cur between us
means that loving a child
annihilates you. Cast him
far, as bravely as a stone.
What's left when illusion falls?
Kierkegaard recasts the myth of Zeus
in
Philosophical Fragments,
"When he gave birth to himself
he forgot everything else in creation,
owed no human being anything,
spoke with many and strange words..."
Are not trees the wisest creatures
who comment only
in the rustle of ears?
Did Kierkegaard listen to trees
or only to Aristotle?
Did Aristotle listen to trees
and burst out laughing
or burst out crying
or burst out of the forest
able to skin a cat so delicately
it's unaware of being flayed?
Have I not as many eyes, hands,
organs, dimensions, passions,
senses and affections as men?
I need to climb out of this hard skin
and swim the Aegean again.
—You can stop reading anytime, you know.
What is it you think I might say?
What I tell ye in darkness, speak in light;
what ye hear in the ear, preach on rooftops.
Is not every hair numbered
as the pelicans of the strand,
as the owls of the desert?
Do deep thoughts add
even one cubit to your height?
From my right hand flies a stone.
My left fist clutches a confetti
of dark grey gravel collected
by a clucking chicken desperate
for the last iota of cracked corn
scattered from death's hand.
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April 20, 2011, 09:32:20 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 21 – Zeus:
I take a lot of heat for what I didn't do and little credit
for the things I did. I fell in love with you, gave you a child and am
a friend in your advancing age. It's true I didn't cleave to you like white
on rice or give Yeshua the most prudent guidance as he grew up,
but he grew up. He followed his own muse and you and I now stand here
almost holding hands while Kastrinoí slip out into the cool of night.
It seems to me my sin resides in fending off the claims of sorrow
and regret, in being free to come and go, in leaving children safe
inside their mothers' loving arms and charging forth to keep the brain-Huns
from the door. I'm not asking for awards, only the same respect due
beasts who carry out the tasks that they were made to do, though fail to write
a War and Peace or plant trees in the desert. I live by my own lights.
I've suffered and caused pain both but I owe no one an apology.
My name is Zeus, my style is independent, that's what I offer you.
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April 21, 2011, 10:00:57 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 22 – Yeshua to Zeus:
They haven't left too much for me to do.
My apparitions are less popular than Mom's.
The pope has total charge of Dogma, Policy & Operations.
I'm not more than a figurehead.
I volunteered to write a weekly
blessing, inspiration or whatever.
But they talked me out of it—
quite diplomatically, of course—
and made it clear
my contribution to the movement
ended on Ascension Thursday.
I'm allegedly on tap to come again
but every time I ask about a date
they say
As soon as His consilium's complete.
I say
His who? He isn't me?
Then they expound ad infinitum
on the ins and outs of Trinity.
Just kick back, kid, I hear the harp
in heaven is sublime,
advises the monsignor
who's assigned to me as liaison.
If you need anything at all,
I'm at your beck and call.
My cell is always on
and your ID is #1.
They think I have no saving left
but I feel like I just began—
I have a hundred things I want to do.
I'd never have agreed to die so young
if I had known.
If I go back to freelance now,
they'll call me heretic
or
falsh moshiach.
Nobody says so in so many words,
but I can read the writing on the wall.
When they say,
Prove you're him,
what can I do?
Say
Nail me to the cross again?
Cajole another stinking corpse to rise
like some two-dollar voodoo houngon?
I've already been a persona non grata.
It's no fun:
I'd end up rotting in the pope's asylum
underneath St. Peter's
where they lock up all of the ecstatics
and loose cannons with stigmata.
The Church itself amazes me—
how all of that elaborates
from thirteen Galilean vagabonds!
I'd think it science fiction
if I didn't have a ringside seat.
Now come to think of it,
thank goodness for the papacy
and curia and all the dioceses.
Who wants to helm that hulk?
But do I really want to
hitch my name to it?
What do you think?
I could re-brand myself,
give up the facial hair
and launch another start-up.
No one in Rome
will notice if I disappear.
I'll dial up my flack and say,
Yeah, what you said the other day makes sense.
I'm kicking back to bask in heaven's ambiance.
I have a few ideas:
an open-access walk-in spa
where people with afflictions
or the blues
can get a quick pat on the back from—
Jesus Christ
belongs to Rome—
I could adopt
one of those one-name monikers
like
Thornz
or
Bethleheminem.
Or dance with the girl I brought,
go walk the earth again
dispensing pita, bromides, cures,
but this time give my people teeth,
so when the Swiss Guard
comes to peg me to my Cross,
this time, let Peter stuff
their sliced-off ears right up their ass!
I know what
he'll
say if I ask.
What do you think? Be frank.
I want a hands-on gig that really
leverages my strengths.
Mom thinks I've got a good thing now
that I should stick with
five or six more centuries.
But didn't Einstein prove in general relativity
that even everlasting life is short?
I'm not cut out
to lounge on clouds—
like
some
people I know—
and watch the lilliputians
thrash about.
I want to help. I want to
act.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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April 21, 2011, 02:23:44 PM »
by
David C. Man
Excellent, Tom. Very funny, and really quite touching. These things have been up and down, I think, but this one is very much up. Magisterial, almost.
Cheers
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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April 21, 2011, 02:38:43 PM »
by
Dax
Great stuff, Tom.
Thank you.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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April 21, 2011, 02:39:59 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, David. There's nothing more helpful than finding out which pieces need more attention, and which read fairly well as is.
Dax, thanks too!
Tom
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Voice in the Wilderness
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April 22, 2011, 08:01:41 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
[Muse's Advisory, April 23 – Yeshua to Zeus:[/i]
It isn't that I'm contemplating
doing something terrible,
but yes, from time to time,
I have these thoughts
that I'm not proud of,
which alarm me.
Once, an idea popped into my head
of opening the wound
below my ribs with one of Mom's
serrated carving knives.
Another time, I lay my hand
upon this blond kid's head
and it occurred to me
if I just pushed...
The demon offers choices
I don't want to think about.
The way he
words
them,
they appeal to me
when I imagine saying yes.
Each time, I feel a little dirty
afterwards.
Dad, when you call me
Kid,
it's distancing.
Son's
bad enough.
You call Mom
Dear,
but me, it's
Kid
or
Son.
It seems like you're annoyed
to even
have
to talk to me.
As if I'm interfering with your
standing there
and contemplating Cerberus.
Is it a style thing?
I'm being over-sensitive?
I know: Look at the bright side.
No, you haven't tried to eat me once.
I'm sorry, yes,
I know it would be easier
if I brought up
one topic at a time;
the devil's always in the
doing
it.
I have the kind of mind
that wanders, like my feet,
just like
you have a personality
devoid of tact.
The demon's brought your name up
several times
and I thought maybe
asking you about it
might increase my strength resisting.
I was wrong and he was right:
you've no intention of assisting.
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The Primrose Path
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April 23, 2011, 11:57:22 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 24 – Satan:
“No!" Calliope warns Tom.
“Don't even think about it!
Since Milton,
every two-bit hack
with quill or bic
has written Satan a soliloquy
and then there've been
a thousand movies—
mostly starring Al Pacino—
each one dumber
than the next.”
"A muse bemused," I say.
"Amusing: see Muse run.
The censors come."
“Don't try your wiles on me!"
she shrieks.
"I was the labor nurse
who led you from a blind man's tongue
and then to the amanuensis.
Mock me now?
I'll have Tom turn
you back into a clown!”
"It was I," I say,
"who told your mother,
Fuck that guy.
She did and wept.
I said,
Again.
She did and wept.
I said,
Again.
Again. Again.
Again. Again. Again.
She did and said,
I'll cut my wrists.
I said,
Again.
So you tell me
who authored who."
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April 24, 2011, 10:44:24 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 25 – Satan:
Tom, it's your birthday!
Your muses, thin as crepe,
have wrapped the gift
they're giving you
before they send you on your way
onto the range
where I will pick you off
like Mary's little lamb.
How old are you? I know,
but ask because I want to
rub your nose in it:
an age when selfishness
sheds all its fancy bows
and pops out of the box
like Jack.
You want to know how old
I
am? Where I was born?
Of whom?
You'll find out soon.
A woman's got to keep
some sanctity,
some secrets for her bedroom.
Your decay? My porn.
The crusty spots
you're burning
from your face
with gelled diclofenac?
I can already taste
what's underneath.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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April 24, 2011, 10:56:10 AM »
by
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Charming!!
milner
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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April 24, 2011, 11:03:37 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
You've always been an easy mark for gumdrops and confectioner's sugar, Milner.
Thanks for looking in! Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #424 on:
April 24, 2011, 11:04:02 AM »
by
silent lotus
send me more of your birthday vitals and i'll do your astrology chart !
Quote from: Tom Riordan on April 24, 2011, 10:44:24 AM
Muse's Advisory, April 25 – Satan:
Tom, it's your birthday!
Your muses, thin as crepe,
have wrapped the gift
they're giving you
before they send you on your way
onto the range
where I will pick you off
like Mary's little lamb.
How old are you? I know,
but ask because I want to
rub your nose in it:
an age when selfishness
sheds all its fancy bows
and pops out of the box
like Jack.
You want to know how old
I
am? Where I was born?
Of whom?
You'll find out soon.
A woman's got to keep
some sanctity,
some secrets for her bedroom.
Your decay? My porn.
The crusty spots
you're burning
from your face
with gelled diclofenac?
I can already taste
what's underneath.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #425 on:
April 24, 2011, 01:37:03 PM »
by
Dax
happy cat-flap, Tom
birthday boy (wish I could eelonggate that, she said)
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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April 24, 2011, 04:57:31 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
thanks, Dax and Silent. birthday vitals? they say it was a live birth, male. LOL. Tom
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Horny Clown
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April 25, 2011, 08:17:51 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 26 – Miram:
The devil is so full of shit.
He tries to make a big name
for himself
but it's all talk.
He has no realm,
he has no underlings,
he has no way to walk
the walk.
You know the little jerk
in middle school
who brags he'd like
to grab that low-cut
blouse's filler by the neck
and make her suck
his dick but
always sits off by himself?
That's Nick.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #428 on:
April 25, 2011, 08:36:01 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on April 25, 2011, 08:17:51 AM
Muse's Advisiory, April 26 – Miram:
The devil is so full of shit.
He tries to make a big name
for himself
but it's all talk.
He has no realm,
he has no underlings,
he has no way to walk
the walk.
You know the little jerk
in middle school
who brags he'd like
to grab that low-cut
blouse's filler by the neck
and make her suck
his dick but
always sits off by himself?
That's Nick.
somehow this brought up thoughts of the french film
L'Auberge Espagnole ( 2002 )
it is out in subtitles
silent lotus
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April 25, 2011, 08:40:23 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
I'll keep my eyes peeled for it, Silent. Tom
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Qui Venerat Primus?
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April 26, 2011, 08:20:10 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 27 – The Schoolteacher Títyros:
You fall right into Satan's trap
when he beguiles you to think
he's full of crap.
He's not the tallest tree;
that's never been his strategy.
He's more like one of those
15-square-mile fungal growths
that stays and spreads
entirely underground.
Close reading of theology
and elementary logic
make it plain:
if
there's no threat
from Satan
then
there isn't any ministry
for Christ.
Without Him there's no Trinity
and our whole faith falls flat.
As the holy evangelist
epistolized in Ephesus:
The devil sinned in the beginning.
The Son of God was manifested
only to destroy the devil's works.
So, children, you must believe
in Satan with all your heart,
fearing him as you love Jesus.
Satan's strategy is to permit
people's belief in him to shrivel
until Jesus is become irrelevant,
for he knows that without Jesus,
you are his.
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Love Song - Muse's Advisory, April 28 – Zeus to Miriam:
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Reply #431 on:
April 27, 2011, 08:31:54 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
There were several times
at your place on Koressos
when the nighttime lights
in Ephesus glowed dully
underneath the winter fog
and we just couldn't force
ourselves to go inside
even to passion's arms.
Other nights, constellations
so loud you couldn't hear
the crickets, you would rise
so suddenly and say
Darling,
you had better come to bed,
and there would be a witch
in you who wanted nothing
but hard love.
My favorite nights were
clumsier: one of us subtly
attempting to get a little
something going, the other
stuck because of wine on
some uninteresting topic,
or playing it very cool,
being mischievous.
The scenery was often
lovely, the sex sometimes
great, but what gave me
the most pleasure was
always the psychological
give and take.
And you? When you think
back to when our life was
just the way we wanted,
which things are fondest?
Can we still have those?
Here in our old age as
fixed museum pieces, are
memories and proximity
enough?
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Love Song II
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April 29, 2011, 10:42:57 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 29 – Miriam to Zeus:
I'll settle in, I will.
Right now I'm trying
to figure out
what this thing is
in my right hand,
which I can't lift
to get a better look—
I also
need
to see
the hand itself.
The tourists say,
Those fingers are so huge!
One kid compared it
to The Hulk.
Is it so vain to wish
I could at least see
my deformity?
I can glimpse you
from the leftmost corner
of my eye.
You're looking good.
That's more than I can say
for your three-headed dog
down there.
I feel the hilt of something
in my left hand
that I fantasize a knife.
You know how I detest dogs,
and that one
doesn't look like
the pick of the litter.
Your sweet thoughts
go a long way, yes.
But don't forget I'm human.
That means lots of stuff
can bother me that needn't.
I'm hard-wired to ignore
the forest
for a few dead trees.
Jews fret a lot.
We don't like helplessness.
Nobody does--
but when something oppresses us,
we're not as predisposed as most
to let it go.
I can't see the lotus
or whatever it is
perched on my head,
but I assure you that
your organ-grinder monkey shako's
really quite ridiculous!
Whoever first said
we should wear hats
just for decoration
should be shot!
If I see one more
pelican cadaver
on some empty-headed
woman's head,
I might be forced to
sic that dog on it.
Of course I loved Koressos,
every night of it.
We still have many things
we should be thankful for.
Proximity and memories
are number 1 and number 2
in what produces happiness.
But pity these poor tourists,
come so far to look upon
the likes of us for inspiration,
when they could be at the beach
or up on the sierra
picking orchids, asphodel,
pink spearlike Cretan tulips!
No, you're right,
we
mustn't
pick them—
one or two at most,
and only with a lover handy,
someone worth an indiscretion.
Preservation has its place
but so does the besotted's gasp,
the child romping like a pony.
Zeus, oh I'm afraid I'll never
reconcile losing the outdoors!
Besides your pluck and faith
the only thing that keeps me
semi-sane is going out
occasionally on apparitions.
The appearees view it
as they will:
for me it's really just a chance
to get away
and finally get outside—
to look at something new!
And then those peasants
look
at me
as if I'm vibrant, marvelous.
What woman can resist that?
You do too, Zeus, you do too—
I love it, yes. But still
it's good to hear it fresh.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #433 on:
April 29, 2011, 10:46:37 AM »
by
silent lotus
dear Tom
perhaps some images of this type will come in handy at some time
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/26/turkey-armenia-statue-dismantled-_n_854024.html#s269723&title=Peace_And_Brotherhood
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #434 on:
April 29, 2011, 11:52:15 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, Silent. You do have me thinking about monuments. Tom
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The Arkalochori Axe
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Reply #435 on:
April 29, 2011, 09:28:15 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, April 30 – Labrys:
w
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rak
y
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f
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s
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ow
d
ar
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u
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aggid
g
reeks
t
hink
w
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m
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a
rent
w
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win
b
layds
w
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plit
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s
kuls
f
irst
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f
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b
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c
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r
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w
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d
um
b
arbarians
y
u
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #436 on:
April 29, 2011, 11:51:18 PM »
by
Dax
which kinda beats the shit out
The Daily Bonk Style Guide for French Scouts
good for you, Tom
8)
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #437 on:
April 30, 2011, 09:50:49 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Amazing you should mention the Scouts, they're in the next poem, Dax!
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April 30, 2011, 09:51:12 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 1 – Miriam:
Greek Presidential sashes over drab green uniforms,
the Socialist Girl Scouts
collect before the ancient beaten bronze of Artemis.
The matron herding them—
her bizarre getup a brown cotton mechanic's jumpsuit
underneath a white exomis with an elastic waist cinch!—
asks if it the girls can sing a hymn.
"No, Miss!” the docent laughs, delighted nonetheless.
“It's a
museum!
“This Artemis is thin bronze sheets on wood—a sphyrelaton,”
he tells the troupe, “from Driros, just an hour's drive from here,
a temple for Delphinios Apollo from 90 centuries ago.”
But all the girls rush off. “Miss Pilotikó!” one cries.
“This goddess with the
Sosialistikoú Realismoú
hand is
wearing your exact dress! Look, a dog with three heads!”
“Girls,” she answers, “we know why we're here.”
In unison they raise their small right fists
and break out in the “Internationale.”
Forward, damned of the earth!
Slaves of hunger, forward! forward!
Right explodes from the crater!
Like thunder! like lightning!
The docent waves his arms and tries to hush them.
Gaping foreigners relish this
typisch kretischen Szene.
Some pull out cameras, also banned in the museum,
but vainly: flesh made fantasy, disapparition, won't develop.
It's all I can do not to laugh. How did they find us here?
I can
feel
the dog's blood bulging in its necks—I love it so!
So many teeth. So many little Communists. But too, too bad.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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April 30, 2011, 11:40:20 AM »
by
Dax
bet the widows are wondering now, Tom. I think me and you had better come clean about selling ice cream from the loading docks at Costco —
I deny everything of course, and in my defence will only say this type of practise went out with the red-eye to Reno on a truck called Samizdat. I went along purely for the taste and fortune cookies — so blame him, above. The scouts had nothing to do with either anal habits or where the vanilla flavor got poured for good measure. Honest
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #440 on:
April 30, 2011, 11:45:05 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
LOL!!!!
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May 01, 2011, 12:48:15 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 2 – Earhart to Miriam:
You're barred from your hometown,
can't see your son, endure that silly hat
and overbloated hand, live under threat
of bite and fleas from that infernal dog.
Myself, I've had to deal with being lost,
but you know me, I like thin air.
I also have a taste for foment.
Nothing's worse than the dull moment–
impassivity,
i
's dotted and
t
crossed.
I don't propose a single-breasted mob
of Furies dealing death to males,
and know that when it comes to fighting back
and righting wrongs, we women
sometimes wear conflicted minds,
as goddess-loving Graves details:
after Achilles,
for love of that fierce white naked corpse,
necrophily on her committed,
Penthesileia paused before dissolving into air
to thank him
for avenging her insulted womanhood
when he
caught Thersites' obscene snigger
and with one vengeful buffet to the jaw
dashed out his life.
But now she waits outside, re-armed,
re-armored, like-minded with her sisters
Hippolyta, Melanippe and Antiope,
warlike Camilla, Cleite and Antandre,
Derimacheia, Thalestris, Polemusa,
Clonie, Derinoe, Bremusa and Evandre,
dark-eyed Harmothoe, Antibrote,
spear-loving Thermodosa and Aella,
Prothoe, Philippis, Eriboea and Celaeno,
Alcippe, Phoebe, Deianeira, Asteria,
Marpe, Eurybia, Tecmessa, Ocyale,
Dioxippe, Iphinome, Xanthe, Glauce,
Laomache, Theseis, Iphito and Agave,
Clymene, Euryale, Polydora, Harpe,
swift Ainia, Thoe, Menippe, Aegea,
Lyce, Cyme, Anaea of Samos,
Amastris, Queen Antianeira the Crippler,
Queen Eurypyle Anti-Babylon, Lyssipe,
Marpesia, Gryne, Lampedo, Molpadia,
Mytiline, Myrto, Orontea, Pantariste,
Queen Orithyia the Conqueror, Areto,
Hippothoe, and Myrina's two commanders,
brave Pitane and Priene—all come to sue.
You're the strongest goddess left.
We'll liberate you from this stone.
Lead us against patriarchal Rome.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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May 01, 2011, 01:55:31 AM »
by
Dax
that's some roll call man
succumbed, fruitless
up&down the happiness trail
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May 01, 2011, 05:16:54 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, Dax. Yeah, I rolled them all. Makes stronger impression than saying "66 women" -- or just too deadly a list? Still thinking about that. Tom
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bad rap
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May 02, 2011, 11:29:51 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
muze's advizory, may 3 – yes.hU.a to mir.I.am:
yo, dem pope & cardinalz you hatin',
dey my homies! my niggaz! dey okay!
why is dey bodderin' yo ass so bad?
chill-ax! dey jus' some ol', ol' men!
dis gig is keepin' bof' of us in bread!
tell yo' posse dey kin go on back to bed
'n' suck on dey own titties & pussies!
nobody mean no disrespect to ho's!
we de good guyz! we de holy menz!
dis caf'lic church love all de womens!
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #445 on:
May 02, 2011, 01:11:59 PM »
by
David C. Man
Made me smile, Tom. (Especially that last line.) Always appreciated.
Cheers
David
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #446 on:
May 02, 2011, 01:24:00 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
David, glad you looked in, thank you. Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #447 on:
May 02, 2011, 02:15:25 PM »
by
Dax
me, too
a guilty plea
where would we be without each other
this is, indeed, a good day!
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #448 on:
May 02, 2011, 02:46:04 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
thanks, dax. amazing they're canonizing the last pope for the miracle of break dancing. tom
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Pitch
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May 03, 2011, 08:28:25 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 4 – Miriam to Yeshua:
Zeus says your popes are nincompoops:
the good ones through the years
could pull up chairs
around one cafe table.
He says it will work wonders
for your church to one day
have a female sitting in St. Peter's seat.
You
like women, I know that.
You like them in their place and out of it.
But these old men who run your church
are fearfully traditionalist.
St. Paul the man was clear:
"Woman's head is her husband."
But where would you be now
if I had gone along with that
when Yusuf said,
"That boy needs reining in.
I say we bind him to the smith.
He
won't take any of his lip."
I stood my ground
and just said, "No."
I stood my ground,
Yusef stood his,
and I'm not saying who was right
but none of this Messiah business
would have ever take place
if you had been apprenticed
to Haddad.
He brooked no nonsense—
looked at life the way
ditch-diggers view the stony earth.
I used to bring salve to his boys:
"Let's get to work"
was half of all he spoke,
the other half
"You're here to spill your sweat,
not flap your tongue!"
But now they dare say
I and every Christian with a cunt
are barred from leadership?
That's hardly true to you.
There's not a misogynist bone
in your whole body, Son.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #450 on:
May 03, 2011, 08:34:39 AM »
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near perfect pitch, Tom, though with my imperfect sight I read 'chains' for 'chairs' in L 3!!!
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Tom Riordan
Wouldn't it be nice if everyone read with that same imperfect sight, Milner! Then I could have it both ways. It's a great idea, "chains" there. Just have to go consider whether Miriam's voice will accommodate it here....Thanks, Tom
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May 5 – Yeshua to Miriam:
I could march with you on Rome, but why the bloodshed?
Let the Latin Church be who they are.
If I want to found something better, I will.
I didn't arm my followers and mount an ass
to cut Sadducees' throats—
nor will I murder their successors.
But what a troop you martial ladies make!
From now on, play your apparitions as you really are, Ma:
warrior and mother, lover, thinker!
Ask the stricken peasant,
Build the Amazons a shrine—
and then unleash these Harpies on the priests
who come to muzzle her.
Dad has his little dialogues with 9-year-olds
and thinks up ways to keep you sane.
He doesn't struggle against aging anymore.
Since time began, how many gods
have impotently faded into gray by saying,
No, this battle's not important?
How many now anonymously shuffle past,
prodding a donkey down the road?
Yet, how boring it is to raise arms again and again.
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R Raymond
I have a little more trouble reading this instalment, Tom. Not sure why. Flow seems disrupted. Sorry I can't add the exact reason, but maybe you'll see something.
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Tom Riordan
Thank you, Rob. I'm sure I will.
Will start by lopping off 1/3. Tom
Quote from: Tom Riordan on May 04, 2011, 08:14:55 AM
May 5 – Yeshua to Miriam:
I could march with you on Rome, but why the bloodshed? Let the Latin Church
be who they are, true to me or not. It's hardly a monopoly.
If you or I or Zeus or any other god or human's moved to
establish something better, aren't we all free to? I didn't arm
my followers and jump on an ass to sever the Sadducees' throats—
nor will I cut the throats of their progeny.
But you martial ladies
are an awe-inspiring troop yourselves! Were I dickless, I would join you
in a second! Ma! Perform your apparitions as you really are
from now on: as a warrior and mother and warrior both, lover and thinker!
Ask the stricken peasant girl, “Build me an Amazon temple"—and then
when the elders come to muzzle her, unleash these ferocious Harpies!
Little do people realize how godlike they are in the middle of
an existential crisis.
The price of wisdom is a reduction.
Dad has his little dialogues with 9-year-olds and tries to think up
ways to keep you entertained and sane. He doesn't miss the sun like you
or struggle against aging anymore. Since time began, how many
gods do you suppose have sadly, impotently faded into gray
by exercising one choice, then a second, third and fourth—by saying,
No, this battle's not important.
How many now anonymously
shuffle past?
Yet how boring it is to raise arms again and again.
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Muse's Advisory, May 6
Clio to Zeus:
At Steinbeck's 101-live-gun salute
for the Grapes of Wrath's Pulitzer,
one drunken Honor Guard fires wide
and hits the Hindenburg, as off flies
Bannister on his four minute mile.
Crazy Horse and Corregidor surrender;
Pope John XXIII—one of the best,
it's said—raises up Martín de Porres;
Freud, Valentino, Willie Mays all born;
Frank Baum, Marlene Dietrich die.
Calliope:
That's what the books say, Father:
men's deeds the literature of gods.
But this is your day only.
Nothing at all has happened yet.
Lift your right arm
and the sun comes up,
the saga starts.
Open your breast and air descends
like animating incense.
Or is this what you want: to view
such myths as if you were a man?
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Thank you, Tom
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Tom Riordan
Glad you looked in, sir. Thank you. Tom
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 7 – Marble Zeus to Marble Miriam:
"Glittering stone from quarries of seagirt Proconnesus
Expelling clouds of care and cheering even the sailor
Guiding his bark on the billows of raging Pontus
Who drops his eyelids to the verdant hill
Yearning to see blue calmness skimmed
By dripping oars along the Golden Horn
With flowers on each side of ripening corn!
"Some marbles are like new-dropt snow, and others
Black with dappling milky distillations here and there—
Thine, roses fused in whitened air
While Libyan sun makes golden yellow glory
On the foothills of the Maurusian height—
Thine, whose rendered tints fair emeralds use,
With sombre purple also in its varied hues..."
Hey! Don't crinkle the edge of your eye like that!
Paulos Silentiarios is a very well-respected poet!
And Lethaby, Swainson & Browning translated it!
Being likened to Hagia Sophia is a big compliment!
I admit it's flowery, but honestly,
recite contemporary, edgy stuff
to press love's suit
and half the time you end up
talking perfectly agreeable
young ladies out of it.
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May 08, 2011, 09:07:27 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 8 – Mike
/Tom:
Excuse me, I've got half a sonnet here
and someone said
unfinished stuff's your specialty.
Of course I'll look.
A half a sonnet just might cure what ails me.
You been feeling bad?
Depressed. And you?
Just call me Mike. I only use one name.
You see, Mike, that's why I'm depressed.
You're too depressed to tell another guy
your name when he sticks out his hand?
It's Tom. I'm sorry, Mike.
I have a second name but what's the point?
Go on, read me the seven lines.
'I live for sin, live dying to myself:
my life consists of only misery.
God invented good, I invented hell;
my will dissolved, I am not free.
Liberty enslaved, my soul has made
me mortal. O wretched state,
the continent I was born to inhabit!'
That sounds deep. No wonder you can't
finish it. What's scribbled on the back?
My day job's sculpting high-end tombs:
I wrote the half-a-sonnet
on the flip-side of a letter
from the guy who quarries stone for me.
His name is Sandro, in Carrara.
But the object of the sonnet is...Gherardo
.
Ah, you love him.
Yes.
You think it sinful.
Yes.
You're young, in love, employed—
but worrying about a poem?
You've talent as a carver. Dawn and Dusk,
who pine on Duke Lorenzo's tomb,
are everyone who longs but cannot reach.
Forget the goddam seven lines.
Take this Gherardo to the beach.
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David C. Man
Ah. Michelangelo by Fellini.
E perchè no?
Ciao, maestro.
David
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Tom Riordan
David, thank you, your reply make me think about the Dante in Fellini. Tom
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all so sweet, Tom
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Tom Riordan
why not, the poor man.
where would any of us be without sublimation?
you never hear about art in heaven.
oh wait: Our Father who art in heaven!
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silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on May 08, 2011, 10:10:28 AM
why not, the poor man.
where would any of us be without sublimation?
you never hear about art in heaven.
oh wait: Our Father who art in heaven!
tom
that's.... art .....short for...
Our father who ? Arthur in Heaven ?
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May 09, 2011, 07:10:18 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 9 – Thor:
Another god big and strong enough
to lug both whale and whaleboat
on each shoulder,
eat an entire ox for lunch
or dent the full moon
on a drunken dare
might feel ridiculous
as pilot of a goat-cart
even drawn by
Tanngnjóstr Teeth-Grinder
and Tanngrisnir Teeth-Barer,
but not this god
whose name is Thor!
After I eat them too,
and my hammer Mjöllnir
stuns them back to life,
away we ride to Bilskirnir,
Þrúðheimr, or to Þrúðvangr
where Þjálfi Marrow-Sucker
and his sister Röskva
gird me with my belt Megingjörð,
bury my hands
in Járngreipr my iron gloves,
hand me Gríðarvölr my staff
to battle once more
with the serpent Jörmungandr
and dare the Götterdämmerung!
Let me make one thing clear:
my life is not like yours,
whoever you are!
You may have fierce blue eyes
and a long red beard;
you may have been standing by
when Anglish Boniface
crossed from Büraburg,
theatrically blew down the oak of Geismar,
hewed the lumber into Dom Sankt Peter
and proclaimed his Christ superior to me,
his retinue of Franks
superior to Chatti.
But you know nothing about Thor
beyond what he does with his hammer.
What do you know about
lightning and thunder?
What do you know about
childbirth and murder?
Go read your tome,
a list of do's and don'ts for timid souls,
and leave the work of gods
to those who care for nothing
more than masterminding gore!
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Dax
hear. hear.
the pay-off. the tranche.
the score
tumult and turnips, nothing more!
Great stuff here again, Tom
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Tom Riordan
Thank you for looking in, Dax.
Got to look for some turnips. With pepper. Tom
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 10 – Thor to Euterpe:
Muse, you want to learn
about my softer side?
Slip a blade in,
touch a finger to my heart,
will I cry out, or smile?
This far north,
we not only scorn romance,
we don't even have guile.
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Quote from: Tom Riordan on May 10, 2011, 08:07:07 AM
Muse's Advisory, May 10 – Thor to Euterpe:
Muse, you want to learn
about my softer side?
Slip a blade in,
touch a finger to my heart,
will I cry out, or smile?
This far north,
we not only scorn romance,
we don't even have guile.
dear Tom
this minimalistic canvas is compelling
could also image a title like ........
Muse's Advisory, May 10 – Big Al to Alice:
silent lotus
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Tom Riordan
Thanks, Silent - expanding my mind here. I'll go ask Alice! Tom
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Quote from: Tom Riordan on May 10, 2011, 08:56:53 AM
Thanks, Silent - expanding my mind here. I'll go ask Alice! Tom
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
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It carries great thunder, Tom, which rolls out of the page.
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May 10, 2011, 09:49:44 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Thanks for the look & the thought, Milner. Interesting how much power (or other things) can be conveyed by diction alone, especially clear in ancient poems worldwide, and up through Milton, Shakespeare. Tom
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Muse's Advisory, May 11 – Miriam:
I won't waste a moment more of your time than I have to. This "eerie
frozen beauty" strikes me as a euphemism, and social niceties
are not supposed to be your thing. You've seen the rise and fall of many
other gods with their personalities, theologies and what-not,
but you calmly go about your business killing and maiming any man
or beast you feel the slimmest urge to, without even passing sentence
or giving warning. You could well pick up your fearful hammer right now
and end my life for no other reason than that you are strong enough.
I don't really have a question: I just wanted to lay eyes on you
to judge if anything I say is likely to alter the outcome
when my son's followers bring their new religion. Christianity.
Based on what I see on your face, I'd have to say the answer is
no.
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dear Tom
this eyeballing is wonderful
i could imagine two drivers at the start line at Raceway Park in Englishtown staring each other down.
silent lotus
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Tom Riordan
Silent, glad you looked in, thank you.
Yes, and God help us if the starter ever fires the pistol! Tom
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Muse's Advisory, May 12 – Thalia:
Out, out, damned candle, hell is murky,
this eternity a tireless walking shadow,
a poor player who won't leave the stage,
a long tale sounded
by a furious and pointless idiot.
Yet who would have thought the old man
to have had so much of blood in him?
Renunciation
Muse's Advisory, May 13 – Hephaestos to Melpomene:
Once we accept
we won't amount to much—
there isn't any
much—
and we accept
amusement, craft and corporal comfort
are enough,
we learn a trade,
stock up on good computer games,
learn how to cook
and maybe meet someone
who'll hold us close
without demanding too close of a look,
we're on our way
not to nirvana
but a fairly decent day.
I'd like to learn
about the parallax
that gave me birth—
Who crippled me?
My mother said
I tried to set her free
from ankle cuffs
and Zeus in retribution
hurled me to the earth
and left me lame;
Zeus said it was congenital,
and Hera cast me
from Olympos in disgust.
Who to believe?
Your mother Memory
picked mine quite clean.
It hardly matters, though,
since neither one of them
flew down to pick me up.
All I recall is plummeting
toward Etna.
Before—and after—
everything is black.
Nor can you remember
anything of Zeus, correct?
He's not the sort of dad
who can be counted on
to tell the truth.
We both could go and track
your mother down and ask.
She can't claim, "I'm your shield."
We're grown—nothing's at stake at all
except the accuracy
of what I paint on vases,
etch on breastplates,
and for you the question
who walked out on whom?
Both mom
and
dad deserted me.
I already know they're heels;
I know I'm nothing great myself;
I know the cosmic tit
has no more milk, and I expect,
considering what you've been through,
you know it too.
So should we really both climb
back into the can of worms
from which we sprang,
because a poison curiously gnaws
the lining of our brains?—
or, stoic, simply say,
"What's done is done,
life in the past was gray
and thinking that the future
might come rosier
for burning off that mist
is nothing but cliché"?
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May 14, 2011, 09:30:37 AM »
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 14 – Melpomene to Hephaestos:
Half-brother, half-green pup,
nobody bird-dogs Memory!
She has three powers, laws of nature,
fixed, defying even Zeus:
she plunders what she pleases
from the atheneum of the mind,
she slips her telling vapors
into any room she will,
but she herself is utterly impossible to find.
She comes sometimes at night
and pours a humid episode
into my ear while I'm asleep—
but is she ever there at daybreak
asking if her gift has pleased?
has terrified? or caused to weep?
No wonder muses make a living
out of shimmerings and glints!
You and I are on our own.
We have to use our wits.
What's out of character for Zeus
except submissiveness?
Could he have dropped you in the Styx;
set bawling infant girls adrift
amid the bulrush of belles-lettres;
and abandoned both our families
without any fare-thee-well?
Yet, it makes equal sense
to doubt our mothers' innocence:
mine's infamously unreliable,
and yours, as vicious as Medea.
But let's keep dry now, just as you suggest.
One parent's oak, one elm:
who cares which of the two of them
was prow, which helm,
the day our natal ship was wrecked?
Like moon-calf Caliban
you toiled afterwards in bitterness
to build yourself a life,
while I, I tasted love just once,
and tried to bear a life, but lost.
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Had a response full of praise for this, Tom, but have completely forgotten what it was.
Cheers
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Oh well....it'll turn up in the Lost & Found! Thanks, Milner. Tom
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 15 – Shangdi:
In a place as old as China
gods and humans
long ago became as accustomed
to each other as
a husband and wife of seven decades.
If one says something,
the other has no more interest in listening
than you would bend an ear
to the leg of a chair.
Even I, primal light-bringer
to both river and mountain,
am so seldom considered
that schoolchildren ask their teacher,
"Who is Shangdi? What is his importance
in a land where Jīnxīng's nighthound
has never once dragged down dawn's hind?"
Nor have I been moved
for as long as I can remember
to make any further adjustment
to any of the lamps I invented.
Seeing all things as clearly as I do,
these past millennia I sometimes wonder
what it was I wanted to see more of
in the first place.
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Muse's Advisory, May 16 – Zeus Marble to Miriam Marble:
I'll get us out of here.
I know you hate the frost;
and almost everyplace
where temperatures
are warm is overrun;
but I've got sleight-of-hands
tucked up my sleeve
and friends I still can call on
in a time of need.
How about a second
honeymoon in Galilee?
I know we never had a first,
but let's pretend.
You've several major issues
to confront there, and I one—
I'll tell you on the way.
We have to face our pasts
if we expect to keep
the dogs of age at bay;
a visit to the Holy Land
might just be what the doctor
ordered for these blues.
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Dax
Thank you, Tom
Bravo!
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Tom Riordan
thank YOU for looking in, Dax. Tom
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Muse's Advisory, May 17
The curator sipped
kafés
outdoors.
Such a beautiful morning!
Noplace on earth is more lovely than Kríti,
and no one on Kríti more lovely
than the cinnamon and balsam-scented
classical beauty whose hip pressed
up against his on the bench,
creating the most monumental erection.
He might have spent a moment longer
at his
kafés
than usual,
and he might have arrived a moment
later than usual that morning
at the Archeological Museum,
though he would strenuously deny this
at his termination hearing.
What was uncontroverted
was that he did arrive in a fine mood
and when he greeted the six or seven patrons
lined up at the entrance,
he carried an exuberance
that two or three of them remarked to
the
astynomikína
who would respond
to his 1-0-0 call to the police station.
A trail of briny-tasting slime led down Ariadnis,
past the Ilaira, then past the Lato
and all the way to the Venetian harbor,
at the edge of which the
archigós
nodded slowly and uttered something
that sounded like,
"Poseidónas."
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Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 18 – Zeus:
Poseidónas, ho!
We have a lady here!
Please beg your
ippókampous
and
delfínia
to breast the waves
as though their cargo were
frail lace of sea-foam
for Benthesikyme, Rhodos
or loud-moaning Amphitrite!
Ten thousand years ago
I spent time, Miriam,
not far from Nazareth.
I haven't mentioned it
because I feared—I still fear—
you'll think less of me.
But fearful thinking
is self-fossilizing.
Love, if such a thing
is possible, has pith.
My home then was a cave
in Kfar HaHoresh
whose lime-kiln factories
made waterproof baskets
an everyday item—
lime and gray ash
packed in all the crevices,
then fired—
whiteware, yes.
Today they call it proto-pottery.
It made us kilners rich.
We also ran a mortuary,
mostly young men struck
down suddenly in war,
their families
ill-prepared to part
with them so quick.
Two aurochs or gazelles,
a wild boar, seven goats,
or several fluff-tailed fox
would buy you something
we called modeled skulls.
First we buried corpses
just about a month
for natural excarnation,
then retrieved the heads,
and rearranged the bones
for mystical, artistic
reëntombment.
We rebuilt the faces
with a fine lime plaster
we invented;
painted them as lifelike
as could be;
brushed asphalt
on the skulls
to reattach the hair;
then mounted them
on burnt-clay stands
with cockleshells for eyes.
Today's poor replica
is called the bust.
Like many businesses
it had a shady underside:
we earned a little extra
from reselling the projectiles
pried loose from the dead—
Jerichos, Byblos, Helwans
and all kinds of naviforms;
bifacials; even some Amuqs
with the Abu Gosh retouch.
You name it, we had it.
So while the mother
wept her sad tale
upstairs in the workshop,
in the sub-basement
the very warrior shopped
who bought her grief.
We knew that this was wrong
the same way
we instinctively
knew boiling kids
in ewe's milk was,
but there was meat in it,
and meat trumps
morals every time.
It proved a slippery slope.
A corner cut in commerce
paved the way, I think,
for other morals to elope.
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Muse's Advisory, May 19 – Zeus to Miriam:
Our drudge,
whose job it was to go down
in the smelly kokh
and roll the headstones back
the first thing every day
and check if any of the stiffs
was ripe enough to disarticulate—
he slipped one day,
his left foot crushed
and lamed when one stone
jumped its shallow flute
and dropped on it.
We did our best.
Our resident hydrophoros
hemp-washed and blessed it
seventy times seven times
with lustral waters
and commanded
Fly, impurities! infecting sprites!
but it would never heal.
It grew proud flesh
I tried myself to trim away
with our best burins,
but it just got worse
and then gangrene
began to settle in
and that was that.
His name was Idra—fig tree.
He had come to us
when he was six,
his father and his elder brother dead,
an addled mother
parting with her final auroch
and the boy himself
in hopes of finding peace
in models of her man's
and firstborn's heads.
We should have said no then:
we knew the grimaces
we offered were
no substitute for
Idra's living smiles, but—
as I said, the meat spoke
louder than the ruth,
and our preliminary look-see
gave us reason to believe
the stone points
in the corpses' skulls
were rarities.
So we said yes to boy and ox,
and took our chances
with unease.
You have to understand,
this was the
very
olden days,
the dawn not only
of technology
but reasoning itself.
We were feeling our way
toward a distinction
between right and wrong.
These things are not inborn,
are not as simple
as they seem now
to identify or carry out.
And so—
this is the part I fear—
we told the hobbled drudge
to excavate his father's
and his brother's ossuary plots
and make room
for another set of bones;
and when he had,
I put his lights out
with a compact bolt of energy
directly to the head.
Then, with a modest ceremony,
we fitted him
to join their headless relics
in their coverlet
of sand and clay.
Brother,
please
. Please slow down.
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Affiance
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May 20, 2011, 12:11:21 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 20 – Miriam to Zeus:
You neither invented death
nor defeated it—my people
arose from Assyrian graves
and billowed violence ever since.
Witness the day they led Yeshua
to a cliff intent to cast him down
because he brushed aside
a rude demand to heal their sick.
When the Parthians swept in
we killed as many Christians
as we could lay our hands on.
Then they took their revenge.
Blood races round and round.
Nor did you invent religion:
what to do about the dead.
This outcast colony of clay and light
is as good as any way to be alive,
but when the sentence ends,
the peas fly back into the pod
and hungry lupine memories
howl for blood on the ground.
While I live, I won't pretend.
Who's less equipped than a divinity
to walk the narrow line between
philosophy and masculinity?
What arrogance to hold gods
to a standard of behavior
we can't even meet ourselves?
Take me with you to the soiled site
where things that you've regretted
for ten thousand years still breathe,
still sting your eyes.
I'll stand with you,
my own eyes smarting,
and content to be your counterpart.
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May 20, 2011, 03:26:25 AM »
by
Dax
why must this be read in English
only to be wasted on the likes of
pennis envy and dogs, riffle
and pish at the carnival, and me
I love it!
.
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May 20, 2011, 09:01:53 AM »
by
Rick Stansberger
Ferocious babe, that Miriam.
Rick
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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May 20, 2011, 09:10:39 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, Dax.
Yes, Rick! You don't get where she got by being riffle and pish, as Dax says. LOL. Tom
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Back in the Day
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May 20, 2011, 09:54:51 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 21 – Poseidónas:
Old times, isn't it, Zeus?
Remember bodysurfing that big quake in 1700 BC,
how we both wound up ass-skywards
on a hillside in a grove of almond trees?
Miriam, you should have seen this guy
when he was in his prime!
We were a team: he cracked the thunderbolts
and I sent tremors through the ridges undersea—
et voilà!—
tsunami like you can't believe!
We had a sense of freedom then.
We did exactly as we pleased
and no one thought to box us in theology.
Whole empires rose and fell on games we played
but that was just the order of things,
as good a way as any to give history its impetus,
the birth of ten or slaughter of a thousand
part of nature, excellent, in harmony.
Purity is what we had.
All things had consequences
and each consequence was opportune.
Somebody suffered? Good. Somebody died?
Part of the world's unfolding story
that they should.
Nobody thought about
prevent.
The world was totally dynamic—
what came came, what went went.
Ah, there's Cape Carmel now.
You want to stir things up for old time's sake
and see if we can't raise a surf
to hurl you all the way to Nazareth?
Oh, you've kept this woman guessing, Zeus!
The look she gave me,
she thought maybe
I was serious.
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May 20, 2011, 11:27:36 AM »
by
Dax
do that Big Sur Thang, dude!
.
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Itinerary, Day 1
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May 21, 2011, 10:27:29 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 22 – Visitor Center Clerk to Zeus & Miriam:
Hotel? The Margaret have best view. Pay big bucks for pool at Golden Crown. Or Notre Dame—
you see, Madame?
same name as you? You are hungry after trip. Go eat lunch,
there,
at Diana. Then see sights. Annunciation Church, biggest in Middle East. Is where angel tell Virgin she have baby. Or is over there, Orthodox say—St. Gabriel Church.
Franciscan Church of Carpenter is workshop of St. Yusuf. Synagogue Church, where Yeshua preach. Mensa Christi where he eat with apostles. In Gospel, no? Our Lady of Fright where Virgin see people try to throw Yeshua off cliff. Basilica of Young Boy also nice. Yeshua Trail nice walk for you. Go to Capernaum. Ilut Stadium home to Ahi Nazareth football team.
I am guess you from Greece, no? Do not go to Prophet—do you see,
across street?
One time, big guy from Crete break nose of owner in big fight. It look like
this.
Here it take long time to forget anything. If you see man with nose like
this,
you must say, "I am only Turk! I am also hate all Greek people!"
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May 21, 2011, 11:09:19 AM »
by
Dax
Thank you, Tom
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Itinerary, Day 2
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May 22, 2011, 11:02:21 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 24 – Golden Crown Concierge to Zeus
:
That site, sir, is not a popular destination.
A place the size of Nazareth has to limit its focus.
But I can call for a day cab to drive you
out to Kfar HaHoresh tomorrow.
There is Hagalil Taxi and Diana Taxi,
take your pick,
they will both rob you blind if you let them.
I am not being a racist—one is Jews, one Arabs—
no, that's just the way the world is.
The full price must be fixed in advance.
You'll take your life in your hands
if you hire a car off the street.
None of the archeologists are there now
but the caretaker—an elderly Armenian—
will show you all the caves for 50 shekels.
But be very careful.
I hear stories about weird happenings out there.
I guess you know what they've been digging up.
They say that's where the original settlement was—
it was abandoned, and they moved here.
Be certain you leave before dark.
The Arab drivers, I can tell you,
won't remain one minute after sunset.
For the most part, we Israelis like Turks quite a bit
but the Armenian out at the caves is sensitive
about that awful genocide.
I'm sad to say, if you're by any chance a Turk
I'd keep that to yourself out there.
I'm sure you could pass for Greek,
and very possibly Iranian, but then,
who ever sees the snakebit Persians anymore?
When I was young, they used to come
here quite a lot—and they could spend!
Sometimes I'm tempted to believe those lunatics
who say we're only weeks from armageddon.
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May 22, 2011, 11:33:18 AM »
by
silent lotus
`
Itinerary, Day 2
re: Muse's Advisory, May 23 – Golden Crown Concierge to Zeus:
dear Tom
this only makes me more weary about the pollution that will come
from the newly proposed 6,000 taxis in the Apple & it's still unclear
if they would be yellow and the fairness of fares.
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/05/16/city-proposal-would-add-6000-cabs-to-better-serve-outer-boroughs/
silent lotus
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May 22, 2011, 11:44:11 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
They say most of the old gods live up on the Grand Concourse now - probably still have a few chits they're calling in.
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May 23, 2011, 07:37:13 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on May 22, 2011, 11:44:11 AM
They say most of the old gods live up on the Grand Concourse now ---
probably still have a few chits they're calling in.
and Brooklyn tooooo !
Artie Kaplan Bensonhurst Blues
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Lunch At Diana's
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May 23, 2011, 08:25:40 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 23 – Miriam/Zeus:
"I don't even know if I can eat,
I swallowed so much water
on Poseidónas's chariot.
And what if Yusuf wanders in?
What would I say?
Those foster-husband years were tough.
How did he get himself mixed up
in all my
meshugas?"
"Water under the bridge.
I'm sure it is for Yusuf too.
You think he spent these two millennia
regretting what he had with you?
By nature he's a loner, vagabond—
who else takes on a pregnant girl as wife
to raise the child of an absent god?
Does that sound like a man
who wants a normal life?
And think about it—
who walked out on who?"
"Miss? I'll have the falafel combination,
with cucumber salad, some taboolee,
and two skewers of roast venison.
To drink, a large glass of iced tea."
"For me...fowl with coffee and plums?
Is that a dish you recommend?
A can of Diet Pepsi and a bottle of Neviot—
from an oasis on the Red Sea, Miriam.
They say you can taste
the pharaoh's soldiers' screams."
"Delightful, dear.
I'll stick with my iced tea, if you don't mind.
Do you see that Arab couple over there?
Don't
look!
I think they're watching us."
"We do stand out, I'd say—
you with that
zither, is it?
—in your hand,
and me with St. Paul sitting in this silly hat.
After we eat, why don't we buy
some local clothes and try
to make ourselves blend in a bit?
We're probably under surveillance
by Israeli intelligence."
"And the Vatican Order of Malta."
"Urban legend."
"Don't look now, but urban legend's peeking
from behind that
Commonweal
magazine."
"Ah, so quick! Here are the drinks!
Shukran, nadila."
"You're
flirting
with the waitress, Zeus?"
"The basic courtesies, my dear—"
"Your basic courtesies are
how Yeshua got conceived."
"Sweetheart—"
"I'm just a little tense.
Maybe some food will help me settle down.
I didn't mean that I regret a thing, I don't.
It's just that being home—"
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Reply #500 on:
May 23, 2011, 08:58:30 AM »
by
milner place
Hilariously good, Tom.
milner
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #501 on:
May 23, 2011, 09:29:25 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Glad you looked in & caught a laugh, Milner! Thanks, Tom
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May 23, 2011, 10:05:38 AM »
by
Dax
Me too, Tom
great stuff, great stuff.
and x to C for that exquisite music
I sat by a fruit cart in the late afternoon
with the guys and gals after a good day
.
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May 23, 2011, 10:42:39 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
thanks, Dax. yes, I get a huge kick especially out of Kaplan's oldtime cantor scat! Tom
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At the Sudfa Bar
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May 24, 2011, 08:30:43 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 25 – Yusuf's Buddy:
Yusuf.
No, man—
still two, three hours
till I have my first.
But I just want to let you know
I think I saw your Miriam
down at Diana's
with the oddest looking guy
I've seen since Pat Boone
came to do that TV thing!
Do you remember?
Oh, she looked fine—
out of your league!
How you ever got with her
is one big mystery!
Oh, that's right, yes.
That little matter of the brat.
Hell, I would've taken her
myself, if anybody asked.
Anybody would've.
No, the guy was
definitely not Yeshua!
He was big, strong,
older by the looks of him.
A foreigner.
He called the waitress
“noodler”.
He's got this mini shako
on his head
with this strange bird in it—
a sailor probably.
From where
is anybody's guess.
No, man, I don't expect
you to jump up and run
and beg her to do
any
thing.
I just thought
you'd want to know.
I know you looked for her.
Somebody said
you sent a letter
to Koressos up in Ephesus.
Maybe she got it, after all.
Yeah, okay, bartender—
one. A bottle of Galil.
And one more of whatever
Yusuf's drinking here.
So what? Fateema will find out,
she always does,
but here's my brother
who's without
even a wife to hector him.
L'chaim
, as Jews say.
Here's to life.
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At the Sudfa Bar II
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May 25, 2011, 08:29:50 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
May 26 – Melpomene to Tom:
Why in the corner like a sad sack
with that Golan wine
whose hangover's as famous as
the Gardens of Babylon?
Did you think to find ambrosia
in the stumbling footsteps,
standing on the hunchbacked shoulders,
of the ancients?
The only thing that's changed
in bars where alkies battle to forget
is that the
blanc
is colder
and you're not allowed to spit.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #506 on:
May 25, 2011, 10:24:58 AM »
by
Dax
Well done, Tom.
Thanks.
.
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At the Sudfa Bar III
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May 26, 2011, 07:58:22 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 27 – Tom to Melpomene:
Thanks for the groan, Muse Debbie Downer.
Let me guess: you were the last inspire
of Sexton, Lindsay, Crane, Qu Yuan,
Plath, Teasdale, Lucan, Berryman;
you don't serve stronger drink than lilac cider
or wield any weapon stouter than piano wire.
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At the Sudfa Bar IV
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May 27, 2011, 07:34:59 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 28 – Yusuf to Tom:
Sir?
You're talking to yourself.
Such muttering's an omen
that you're wearying of drink.
It's time to think about
another form of anesthesia.
Don't look at me like that,
I know I'm crocked.
The guy who bought me my last snort,
he couldn't stay
but he could bring you up to date
on my long string of strategies
to keep my nose above the shit
of which mine eyes have seen
the glory and my ears too often
heard the same old story of the
fight for love and Richard Cory—
and the rest of them!
No, the question isn't
Did you have a stimulating life?
Ask anyone: I did.
By that failed measure,
I should be among
the happiest of men.
You don't seem a plodder either,
some retired 9-5'er
come to spend their kids' inheritance
revisiting the patch of grass
where
my wife
—there, I said it—
got herself
annunciated.
You've been around the block.
The tip-off is your utter lack
of interest in this sewer sink.
My ex was right—
Get out.
But didn't I?—and look at me.
Not only am I back
but back without a bit of wisdom
or one
agorot.
Spot me another drink?
I'm sorry, man, for barging in.
You didn't sit down here
to listen to the likes of me.
I'm sorry, asking for a drink.
My name is Yusuf, man. You're Tom?
I used to know a Tom, I think.
I'll go.
It's just a crumby day.
The guy you just saw
sitting next to me,
he saw my ex with her new beau
in the most expensive restaurant in town.
You think she'll look me up?
If I was her, I doubt I would.
Who's fooling who?
I'd only bring her down.
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May 27, 2011, 11:51:03 AM »
by
milner place
Keep spinning, Tom.
milner
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #510 on:
May 27, 2011, 12:24:44 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks Milner...appreciate your eyes on it. Tom
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May 28, 2011, 09:37:59 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 29 – Miriam:
I think our house was–
here.
Don't you remember, Zeus?
The charcoal kilns were up that hill
and Dad walked down that road
toward the souk.
All these damn churches, though,
have fucked up everything.
When we came back from Egypt
to find both my parents gone,
it felt so logical to move in here,
and Yusuf threw a shed up,
there,
to build his chairs and tables in.
Yeshua said he still could sense
my parents' presences: he said my Dad
was glad to see us safely back,
but Mom, upset.
I told him,
Yeah, you got it right.
The years passed stormily.
The boy fought off one crisis
of identity and then another.
Every rebbe, quack and healer
was brought in, but each
threw up his hands and said,
He's got an imp in him!
He's not the first child to come back
from Alexandria as damaged goods.
We couldn't stop him
becoming an outcast.
Amid the whispers,
people told their own kids,
Stay away.
We tried to keep that
from him too
but he was smart and sensitive;
grew furious.
A boy who tumbled off our roof
had just the day before
called him an ugly name.
When Yeshua went to join
his older cousin at the Jordan,
Yusuf thought it might be good
if he got baptized too,
but Yeshua took it wrong,
called him a spy.
That was the straw
that broke the camel's back:
and Yusuf just gave up.
I never did and never will.
Yeshua wants acceptance
just like everybody else.
It's not his fault
he spent his early years abroad
and had a southern accent
kids made fun of;
not his fault
I carried him unwed.
But he determined
he would show them all!
In the end, the neighbors
nodded pharisaically and said,
We knew that boy would
never straighten out.
I know the motivation's selfish
but I wouldn't mind it
if Yeshua had the last laugh.
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May 29, 2011, 07:49:48 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 30 – Zeus to Miriam:
Omniscience failed,
my equanimity
upset by fluky waves
when I observed you
sitting in the window.
The icy mind has
perfect knowledge
of its galaxy,
then one iota of desire
shatters everything.
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May 29, 2011, 07:56:33 AM »
by
milner place
Yep.
milner
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Reply #514 on:
May 30, 2011, 08:11:26 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, Milner. Appreciate it. Tom
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May 30, 2011, 08:12:38 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, May 31 – Zeus:
Incredible.
These are the bones
I laid in far off youth.
Why is it I remember this,
the work I did—
but next to nothing of
what twisted in my mind?
I don't know who I was.
Back then, I bet
I thought I did;
I think I do today;
which all suggests
it's only self-delusion.
The things I built,
though—look,
still here,
still saying
Zeus.
I'm not internal after all.
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Over Lunch
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May 31, 2011, 07:57:03 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 1 – Zeus/Miriam:
“Dawn's gold and evening's purple
on the hills are always in my blood—
my first home after Crete,
the place I went out on my own,
began negotiating life with spirits,
humans and all sorts of beasts—
became the god I am.
You're a native but
I also call myself a Galilean.
The lady at the desk seemed nice.
And didn't St. Paul take to her?
He's ready for some pampering.
She must have plastered fifty kisses
on the poor bird's head...!”
“Let's go back to the Margaret,
Zeus. It feels like centuries
since we've spent time in bed.
So much has changed:
a lot of blood been shed,
my galaxy's expanded quite a bit.
Your body's unfamiliar,
but you're neither marble
nor wear hooves today,
so I'm prepared to take my chances!”
“You're still that pretty girl—”
“Zeus, don't you understand
the bill-and-coo's not needed any more
and hasn't been since our first day?
You are my only possibility.”
“You want to try
to put down roots with me again?”
“Let's try the bed.
Tonight, we'll try the wine
and see what stars
draw pictures overhead.
If we really do decide
to get a place,
I have a longish list
of pleasant household chores
I've stored up in my mind
to help us occupy our time.”
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May 31, 2011, 09:51:02 AM »
by
R Raymond
Compare:
Incredible.
These are the bones
I laid in far off youth.
Why is it I remember this,
the work I did—
but next to nothing of
what twisted in my mind?
to:
“Let's try the bed.
Tonight, we'll try the wine
and see what stars
draw pictures overhead.
If we really do decide
to get a place,
I have a longish list
of pleasant household chores
I've stored up in my mind
to help us occupy our time.”
Both good, but different. This is sort of what I was alluding to in my email.
And I continue to read...
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May 31, 2011, 10:06:32 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, Rob. For reasons of variety, humor, faceting characters, etc., am working toward maximum latitude for the voices both in diction and in concerns, so I appreciate your pointing out where this modulation doesn't seem to work. Tom
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May 31, 2011, 10:14:49 AM »
by
R Raymond
Maybe it does work, and it's just me, but, I thought I owed you at least a concrete example. Maybe that will spark something that I can't articulate.
Again, don't put too much weight in this... let the Muse rip.
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May 31, 2011, 10:45:39 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, Rob. No, the example is very helpful, and each reader's perspective definitely helps me widen mine. It's one thing to write something, as you know. It's something else entirely to learn what happens what someone else reads it. Writers are from Mars, readers are from Earth! Tom
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Parrot's Prayer الببغاء في الصلاة
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June 01, 2011, 08:59:03 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 2 – St. Paul the White Cockatoo:
I bow أنحني
and never break. وأبدا كسر
Allah is great!! الله أكبر
I don't stand straight. أنا لا تقف شامخة
I bow أنحني
and never break. وأبدا كسر
Allah is great! الله أكبر
I bow. أنحني
I don't stand straight. أنا لا تقف شامخة
Allah is great! الله أكبر
I bow. أنحني
I don't stand straight أنا لا تقف شامخة
and never break. وأبدا كسر
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Pietà
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June 01, 2011, 05:27:23 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Midnight June 2/3 – Melpomene
Her recurring nightmare:
They lay him in her arms
more like lover than son—
so long since anyone has
sprawled across her thighs.
He is a handsome man
and has a handsome prick
she always hoped would
help him charm a wife.
Her recurring nightmare:
Thoughts unmaternal
blush beneath her veil.
She hopes John doesn't see,
but his eyes too are fixed
hard on the shriveled dick,
the ugly way the scrotum
has begun to splotch.
Her recurring nightmare:
Two of the novice soldiers
casting lots have never seen
a Jew with his circumcised cock.
They point and start to laugh
at how the tip pathetically
shrinks back but fails
to find a place to hide.
Her recurring nightmare:
She's desperate to awaken
but she still can't raise her eyes
above Yeshua's waist,
afraid she'll see a bare heart
bleeding on his white chest,
gray lips murmuring in prayer
and dark eyes clear.
Her recurring nightmare:
His penis is a blood-worm
but she still can't lift her eyes
as it wriggles up onto his breast.
She finally casts about
for one of the others to help—
but every one of them is gone.
She begins a great scream.
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June 02, 2011, 08:58:13 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 3 – Urania:
“Psst!
Mister! Miss!”
a reedy old voice hissed.
“I've been observing you!
Come look at this!”
Zeus scanned the street.
shops dimmed
and shuttered tight
for Friday prayer.
“Miss! Mister! Over here!”
A bent hand flapped
like feather in the air
outside the crack
of an old oak door.
“Yes, come in,
quick!
Do you see this votive tablet,
its six-line inscription
in red jasper, Yemenite?
First, Al-Qaum of the air,
the wine-abstainer,
nighttime shepherd
of the cameldrivers' souls
in their disguise as stars.
The second is Dushares
who resides in hill-stone
hereabout—the third
Allah-ʼNā, god-man Greeks
remember as Theandros.
For a thousand shekels,
I will tell you what
the last three lines reveal
in ancient Nabatean.”
Zeus looked at Miriam
and she at him,
the urge to break out
laughing testing both of them.
“Old man,” Zeus said.
“There's something in
your face I like.
Your eyes and voice
remind me of a monk
I used to drink wine with.
He often muttered
about scriptures, scrolls—
and baked the most
delicious sweet rolls
you could ever wrap your lips around.
But we're not here
to buy up souvenirs.”
“I know exactly why you came.
This aboriginal cartouche
here in the hollow of my hand
will tell you more about yourselves
than poking into ruins!”
“Your dull red stone,”
said Miriam,
“will tell the distant source
of our divinity—
how light and matter mated
in a million different ways
to shape each herb,
each horse,
each humble ant,
and leave us
surreptitiously related?”
“Antiquity,”
he purred,
and in the air he drew
wide circles with the charm.
“Antiquity....!
No?
You're not interested?
Maybe some fresh
black-market caviar?”
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June 03, 2011, 09:50:06 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 4 – Yusuf to the Other Barflies:
Don't act surprised,
you all knew
I was going to do it
and I did it.
Curse of my life,
I'm such an open book.
Yeah, she looks good.
And yeah, I'm still in love,
okay? And yes, I know
I look like hell
and badly need a shave.
Life hasn't handled me
with no kid gloves.
No, I didn't go
and talk to her.
What would I say?—
“Hey, babe,
your lover boy is back,
you know I'm gonna
make you feel alright,
so ditch that creep”—?
This old coot I ran into
back behind the avenue
told me her stud's named Zeus–
first name, I'll bet you
anything, is Alexander.
Fucking Greeks, with their
delusions of grandeur.
The old codger was
some kind of archivist,
a nut.
For crumbling family papers—
postcards of the Nile,
Yeshua's bleak MMPI results—
he gave me this red stone
and said the last three lines
of its inscription
will enlighten me on how
to really, truly
sweet-talk Miriam
right back into my bed.
No, not an incantation—
knowledge deep enough
to really lead to sensitivity.
A man who knows
what's in a woman's heart,
he promised me,
is
this
close to her muff.
Here's what it says—
the sage translated it
in Hebrew, Arabic and Ge'ez—
a Rosetta Stone.
It names three gods
so powerful
you never heard of them,
and then predicts
“The future is reality TV.
Who Wants to Be
the Next Big Nazarene?”
You
bet
I'll try it out on her!
What's there to lose?
The Osbournes told
In Style
magazine
it fanned the coals for
them.
I've got a dead-end life,
no job, no kids, no wife.
Maybe celebrity's
exactly what I need.
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Reply #525 on:
June 04, 2011, 11:43:09 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 5 – Nasir to Miriam:
Five years ago, I'd guess?
Gave him a dozen second chances,
then I sacked him.
Late, late, late, late, late.
I think he had a taste for drink
and trouble getting up.
Completely solid otherwise,
salt of the earth,
a real straight arrow—
but I couldn't run a business
without knowing
when my go-to guy
was going come in.
The last straw?
This big Russian guy
who lived in Migdal HaEmek
came in one day at 9 o'clock.
I don't know where
his money came from,
but a real big spender,
wanted cabinets and bookshelves,
all built-in.
He'd seen Yusuf's creations,
wanted only him—
unfortunately, homey picks that day
to wander in at 10.
The rich
alimai
had just left.
Where does he live?
Dunno.
Bir el-Amir, back then—near Taha's place?
Do you know him,
our beautiful poet?
The minute I see her, I'll know her,
and recognize the catastrophic rings
hanging from her tender neck.
I'll know her clear spring's glance,
the gazing dew
like the dream of a lake.
I'll know her soft velvet footfalls,
her paces measured
like the breaths of lettuce seedlings.
Yusuf had a gorgeous place there
but without a paycheck
must have moved to someplace cheaper.
A pricey house is like a woman, no?
Without the
shekels,
you can't keep her.
You're not his ex, by any chance?
Oh, what a torch he carried, that poor man!
No other woman meant two
agorot.
I'd say “Now there's a vision!”
but he wouldn't even look.
Sure, sure,
I pass him on the street sometimes.
I look the other way.
It's awkward since the firing.
But next time, sure, I'll tell him—
Miriam,
you said?—
“The very lovely Miriam said hi
and left her forwarding address
with the Desk at the Margaret.”
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Reply #526 on:
June 05, 2011, 08:52:08 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 6 - Tom:
“...insanabile scribendi cacoethes...” - Juvenal
It's Zeus and Miriam,
the rumor says.
The first and only time in six millennia
none of the nine are up front
servicing the line!
It's really kind of nice,
the idea that we're staying put
tonight. We build a fire
and ghost tales bloom.
The stars seem lower, heavier,
now that we're sitting down.
We wonder
how long we would wait
if the muses stayed away,
if Zeus proposed a family trip.
Then a second rumor
sweeps the line that snakes
and doubles around groves
of cherry trees, wreathes
hillsides like a script:
Memory has returned.
The crackling of dry tinder
within minds and hearts;
attached leaves kindling,
chattering in virgin heat;
white streaks crisscross
the subconscious of the sky.
Vast fallow quarters
of the brain wake up
and every detail, every dot
lights in remembrance;
our lips just gape
as the muses' mother
hurries by.
She assaults the shrine
and flies against the doors
where her nine daughters
with their father and his whore
have disappeared inside.
Oh, to be a fly on
that
wall!
But fresh recall,
more vivid than when lived,
dews silence on the fields.
The small fires burn down.
No poet makes a sound.
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At the Front Desk of the Margaret Hotel
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Reply #527 on:
June 06, 2011, 07:58:10 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 7 – Yusuf to Saint Paul the White Cockatoo:
You're a handsome bird,
a little beaten up,
but I can tell that in your prime
you were a stunning buck.
Where is the concierge?
Do you expect
she'll be back soon?
Are you a talking cockatoo?—
not that I ever understood
what people think they get
from talking birds.
It would be great
if you could tell us what
it's like to be your kind,
or what you really think of us.
But all this
Polly want a cracker—
“Fuck!”
Did you say
fuck?
I must be hearing things,
nobody at a hotel desk
is going to teach a bird
to talk like that!
Bonjour, madame.
Gut' Tag, mein Herr.
But
fuck
is more a kitchen bird,
if not a dumpster bird.
I know.
I raised a son who couldn't
keep his mouth shut
and they crucified him for it.
Christ? Yeshua?
Ever heard of him?
No, probably not.
It was a long while back.
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Reply #528 on:
June 06, 2011, 08:34:01 AM »
by
silent lotus
maybe useful for illustration some time in the future or the past
"Dante and Virgil in Hell," by French painter William-Adolphe Bouguereau,
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Reply #529 on:
June 06, 2011, 09:29:47 AM »
by
milner place
Brilliant conceit of Saul/Paul as a cockatoo!!
milner
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Reply #530 on:
June 06, 2011, 11:22:11 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
stunning painting, Silent. thank you.
Milner, thank you, I'm happy you've enjoyed.
Tom
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June 07, 2011, 08:16:48 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 8 – Yusuf to the Barflies:
I left a note inviting her to meet me here for a drink at three.
Can I trust you morons not to ruin it for me if she shows up?
Most likely she won't, but if she does, I want you all to be polite.
Just let us sit and talk. Don't fawn on her or ask for intercessions.
Think of her just as my ex, not a famous saint. Do you fawn on me?
No. Exactly. But if her Greek comes too, here's what I need you to do.
Muhammad, you hustle him out of here. I know you'll think of a dodge.
Keep him out for ten, fifteen minutes. I'm planning to plead my case
directly to madonna, and without any hemming or hawing.
If she says yes, good. If she says no, I accept that. When you return
with the Greek god, I will wave to you with my right hand if she said yes.
That means there might be trouble, so be ready. All of you, be ready.
If it's no, I won't wave at all. Then ask her for whatever you want.
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Reply #532 on:
June 07, 2011, 10:11:18 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on June 07, 2011, 08:16:48 AM
Muse's Advisory, June 8 – Yusuf to the Barflies:
I left a note inviting her to meet me here for a drink at three.
Can I trust you morons not to ruin it for me if she shows up?
Most likely she won't, but if she does, I want you all to be polite.
Just let us sit and talk. Don't fawn on her or ask for intercessions.
Think of her just as my ex, not a famous saint. Do you fawn on me?
No. Exactly. But if her Greek comes too, here's what I need you to do.
Muhammad, you hustle him out of here. I know you'll think of a dodge.
Keep him out for ten, fifteen minutes. I'm planning to plead my case
directly to madonna, and without any hemming or hawing.
If she says yes, good. If she says no, I accept that. When you return
with the Greek god, I will wave to you with my right hand if she said yes.
That means there might be trouble, so be ready. All of you, be ready.
If it's no, I won't wave at all. Then ask her for whatever you want.
dear Tom
sorry to intrude but i had one of those senior moments
without any Hemingway or Hawking's
summer smiles
silent lotus
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Reply #533 on:
June 07, 2011, 10:43:17 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
That's great, Silent. After your comment, I'm seeing them both in the poem now! Tom
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Who's Who in Her Heart
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Reply #534 on:
June 08, 2011, 12:12:19 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 9 – Miriam to Zeus:
I
would
like you to meet him, dear,
but not today. So many years,
I'll barely recognize his face, myself.
Don't pout. I'm not about
to run away with him. One drink—
and if he's not obnoxious or too sad,
I'll ask him here
for lunch one day this week.
What did I see in him?
I saw a man whose love was stronger
than his pride, who married me despite—
no, not
despite,
he said that fatherhood
appealed
to him—
that little jam you left me in.
You
didn't cuckold
him:
he took your egg, your woman
and your place,
and all because you couldn't face
your own responsibility.
Yes, eventually he left.
Do I regret it that he did? I do.
It's not because I love him more than you,
but in my mind it's possible
Yeshua might have turned his life around
if Yusuf and his steady hand
had stayed in town.
A few days after he walked out,
Yeshua and I went to Cana
for a cousin's wedding.
That's when the worst shenanigans began.
I told Yeshua,
You're too young to drink,
but he devised this cockamamie plan:
one of the servers filled his goblet
from the water jug, but it was wine.
That would never have happened
if Yusuf had been there.
They were good for each other,
though it wasn't always clear.
They fought. They both thought
they were wiser than they were.
They huffed and blew like gales.
But counterbalance, even competition,
is so critical for males.
So yes, I wish that he had stayed.
I wish Yeshua had grown up
just one or two years more
before he struck out on his own.
Over
protective?
When you've watched your child
writhing on a crucifix,
a mother tends to be that way.
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Reply #535 on:
June 09, 2011, 12:01:18 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 10 – Miriam to Yusuf:
You look the same—
a more significantly bloated nose
and slightly rheumy eyes,
skinnier arms, skinnier thighs,
big liver splotches on your skin,
and about 95% less hair—
I'd recognize you anywhere,
the essential you unaged—
straightforwardness of gaze,
simplicity of overall demeanor,
wry and kindly creases
twinkling on your cheekses.
Don't tell me how
I
look—
I'm still too vain
to drink one droplet of the truth!
I'm pleasantly surprised
how pleased I am you left that note.
That cockatoo, is he a trip, or what?
I hope he didn't shock you with—
do Muslims curse?—his
Fuck.
Oh, listen. I'm just rattling on.
Yes, please, I'll have a glass of wine.
Whatever Yusuf drinks is fine.
It's just like in the old days, no?
Me jabbering, you holding your peace.
I like this place.
They seem to know you well.
How long have you been back?
I hear you still make cabinets.
You always had such talent,
such a knack for making each drawer
fit.
But I'm beating around the bush.
You heard what happened to Yeshua, yes?
Oh God, Yusuf! I'm so, so sorry
I made such a mess of things for us!
Ah, thank you, Miss.
Do you know this old coot's my ex?
We lived right there in Nazareth,
where all the churches are today.
Oh, he cut quite a figure in his youth!
Well, not quite
youth,
let's say his
middle manliness.
Where have they taken Zeus?
A bakery? Perfect.
Everyone from Crete
has such a sweet-tooth!
I feel young, sitting here with you again.
So much has happened, bad and good.
I'll try to bring you up to speed.
But you said you had something
that you wanted to bring up with me?
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Reply #536 on:
June 10, 2011, 09:33:26 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 11 – Yusuf to Miriam:
I have to laugh.
You haven't changed a bit:
delightful chatterbox.
You've charmed the barmaid so,
she wants to take you home.
You know me,
straight to the point,
so here I go: I want to re-unite.
I love you,
and I never stopped.
I dream about your touch.
I want you as my wife.
Your guy from Crete seems nice.
It's not my style to run him down.
I'm sure he has his charms.
But it's impossible for me to buy
that any other man can find
the joy that I did in your arms.
They have a poet here these days.
I wrote down several lines
of what he wrote.
Don't laugh.
You know I don't have eloquence.
At least I know it when I hear it.
It's the beginning of his poem
called “Meeting at an Airport”:
You asked me once,
on our way back
from the midmorning
trip to the spring:
"What do you hate,
and who do you love?"
Is that a beaut or what?
He has another one
I know by heart:
After all these years,
long as the graveyard
wall is long, I still
ask the grass of the field
about you, and dirt paths.
Why should a plain man try
to gild his throat
when there's another man like this
that he can quote?
You know exactly what I love:
you,
straight-grained board,
sometimes a glass of wine,
not too much more than that.
And hate? I hate the very thought
that you'll walk out of here
with that infernal Greek
and I will never feel
the way I feel right now
again.
I hate what happened to our son,
feel rotten that I left you both
when things got tough.
I know I don't deserve you back.
That's not the basis of my plea at all.
The only grounds I have to ask
for your forgiveness is how sad I am.
And I hate what's happening
to Nazareth.
I'm something of a patriot,
I guess.
The Israelis really made a mess:
a cage within a cage
those right-wing settlements,
Yes, honey, please,
two more—
the bullshit at the Western Wall
stuck so far up our ass
our farts are louder than our protest.
How does it seem to you?—
you always keep
your finger to the breeze.
Are you inspired to stick around
and lift a hand at all?
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June 11, 2011, 12:22:44 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 12 – Yusuf's Buddy to Zeus:
One more
mamoul?
Yusuf said half an hour—
thinks he's a man of few words—
but probably hasn't arrived
at his first semi-colon!
Aren't these good?
It reminds you of a
what
on Crete?
Koo-rob-yay-theez?
That's a mouthful!
Ha! Ho, ho!
Great cookies are sweet
regardless of how
stupid their name is!
No, no, I mean no offense!
Here, have another cup
of this great tea.
Koo-rob-yay-thee
is just the name I'd want
if I was reborn as a cookie.
Hey! Hey!
Don't get so heated up!
Just ribbing you!
What's more guttural than Arabic?
It's not an insult,
just an observation, yes?
Just like we both have
a good deal
of African blood.
Whoa! Zeussy!
Sit down
and put that ax back in your pussy!
This is Galilee, not Heraklion!
Mahmood, call the
mishteret!
Let's see how Cretan bigshots
like the Israeli riot treatment.
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Reply #538 on:
June 12, 2011, 09:56:08 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 13 – Saint Paul to Concierge at the Margaret:
You should have seen him.
He was shaking like a leaf,
this skinny, timid alcoholic!
But then when they came back
and she got the note,
Fuck!
Sorry. I mean,
Good grief!
You never saw such a fight!
Pak
Zeus was like,
“No way you're going to go, correct?”
She stared him down
and said, “You bet I am.”
He turned as red as a Moluccan lory,
then stormed upstairs
in such a fury,
the hotel shook with the boom
of heavy hooves on wood.
He isn't gentle
when he's mad.
That's why I think my
having been abandoned here
is not that bad.
You're sweeter
and you take my care
and maintenance more seriously.
You kiss—he gives his playful swat.
You change my water every day—
he, once a week.
I'm not complaining—
owe that god my life and more.
But once you reach a certain age,
the creature comforts
also have allure.
Oh, I'd
kill
to be a warbler
on the wall of that dim bar!
That skinny little Nazarene
has no clue what he's in for!
If he has any sense at all
he'll climb beneath his ex's skirt
and tremble like a mousedeer fawn
until the coast is clear.
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Reply #539 on:
June 13, 2011, 09:22:25 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 14 – Miriam to Yusuf:
I'm blown
away.
I don't know what to say.
How can a flake like me
and gadfly like Yeshua
wind up more illustrious
than polished heartwood
like yourself?
The greatest actors
aren't even in the audience
on Oscars night;
the adage says,
You never find the apple
of your eye by lime-light
.
That's the sad fact here:
you barking up a crab tree
to make pie,
as if desire turns a starlet
to a wife.
I wish it could.
I wish I could say
Yes.
I wish the sweetness
of a man like you, Yusuf,
could truly seep
into my crust.
But I say
No.
I must.
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The Bolt Zeus Cast
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Reply #540 on:
June 14, 2011, 08:07:58 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 15 – Urania:
The bolt Zeus cast at the flashing lights
on the roof of the van of the
mishteret
went way awry, this being his first clash
with new Israeli anti-terrorist technology.
Mahmood said it shot into the heavens, west,
and looked like it was bound for Crete—
and the radar at the Polemikí Aeroporía
did indeed pick something up, a streak
over the island and still gaining altitude.
But none of the NATO dishes tracked it,
and that would have been that, except
for the elderly gentleman walking along
Saratoga Creek with his surviving sister Lawanna
after their youngest sister Ethel Mae's
funeral repast at the Noel Baptist Church
in southwest Missouri—he near tripped over
the three-and-a-half-foot-long iron shaft
with its jagged forked end.
“John Cantrell,”
Lawanna said, “the day you witnessed that oak
tree split in half by a hoop snake, I said
My brother is anointed for some grand
purpose
—and this, doggonit, proves it.”
The very next day he drove it down to
his old friend Bryon Warren in Gravette,
Arkansas, who was a substitute teacher
as well as the firehouse chief and a pretty
fair barbecue pitmaster, and asked him
if he'd ever seen anything like it. Byron
said “No I hain't,” and they both walked it
over to Dodie Evans at the
News Herald.
Dodie front-paged it the very next week
and ran a quote from Professor Pappas
at the state university down Fayetteville
who had driven up to John's to examine
the bolt and said, “The discovery of any
Zeusian artifact in the New World would
be of utmost interest. Is John Cantrell's
forked shaft of iron actually a projectile
hurled by the supreme god of Antiquity?
I should have to characterize that question
as one whose entertainment value must
considerably exceed the archaeological.”
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June 14, 2011, 08:16:21 AM »
by
silent lotus
Preacher Who Predicted End Of World Suffers Stroke
The man who warned his followers that Judgment Day would come last May was hospitalized after he suffered a mild stroke.
Staff at Harold Camping's Family Radio said the 89-year-old preacher is recovering in an Alameda hospital after the stroke on Thursday.
Camping predicted the world would end on May 21, 2011.
"It is not something where it's a tiny, tiny, tiny chance it may happen. It is going to happen,” Camping told the Huffington Post before the predicted Judgment Day.
After the world did not come to a screeching halt, Camping insisted that his calculations were not incorrect, and that the end would come on October 21, 2011.
Camping made his first incorrect end of days prediction in 1994.
http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/breaking/123751834.html
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Reply #542 on:
June 15, 2011, 11:03:34 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
But the world DID end on May 21, didn't it? Don't try to tell me that this one today is the same world!
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June 15, 2011, 11:04:51 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 16 – Thalia:
They hear the shouts—
Greek, Hebrew, Arabic—
and then an Uzi burst.
Two barmaids tumble
out into the street
to catch a glimpse
of Zeus and the policemen
charging past.
Yusuf and Miriam leap
to their feet
and join the swelling crowd
as several sirens fuel
the wild cacophony.
Was the
intifada
lit again?
the absentees displaced again
by gunmen in the pines
of the abbey al-Mujaydil
where haggard cactuses
stand guard the ancient wells
and olives, figs and pomegranates
sprout and wither on the roof
of the abandoned church?
Or had Armageddon come?
“No, no! It was a Greek!
He tried to kill an Arab man
in Mahmood's Sweet Shop—
over nothing, just like that!
Mahmood called the police! “
“It was a Cretan, not a Greek!
I myself heard Mahmood
very definitely say Crete!”
“Crete
is
Greece, moron! Shit!”
“Now you're an anthropologist?”
The green-grocer swore
she heard hooves clattering—
or was it just the rat-tat-tat
of small-arms fire
making stucco
and cobblestones chatter?
A cabbie swore he saw
the fleeing Cretan, Greek,
whatever,
leap a dozen cars and vespas!
A pensioner snapped
a picture on his cell
that showed beyond
a shadow's doubt
lips flecked with spittle
and the widely flared
and foam-frothed nostrils
of a Keheilan stallion
in fury, or aroused.
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June 15, 2011, 11:37:33 AM »
by
silent lotus
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Those acquisitions sowed the seeds for an international scandal that, like sexual abuse in the Catholic Church
or steroid use in Major League Baseball,
forever changed the way we think about
a cherished institution.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jason-felch/the-getty_b_877041.html#s291997&title=Jiri_Frel_the
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June 16, 2011, 10:07:33 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 17 – Thalia, cont.:
Miriam shoots Yusuf
a desperate look
and runs outside herself.
He tries to follow
but the raucous mob's
too thick. Up runs
Muhammad with
a crudely bandaged
hand and head,
a broad grin
fattening his beard.
“I
did
it, man!”
he cries and slaps
his bosom buddy's
back. “This drink's
on me, yes?
Yes!”
Yusuf trails him
back into the bar.
The owner nods
from the back room
and the barmaid
bypasses the usual
Gold Star, pours
Tabor to the brim
for them to toast:
"Another victory!
To Palestinians!"
The jubilation's
so contagious,
Yusuf half forgets
his suit to Miriam
had been rejected,
then thinks, "Let
the liquor do its job."
No one goes back
to work. The bar
fills up, high spirits
multiplying. Every
couple minutes
some new messenger
bursts in and cries,
"They shot him dead
up by the Margaret!"
"He's gotten clean
away, the
mishteret
have given up!"
"The cops were
just about to nab
the wild Greek
when this old lady
ran up with a club
and knocked the Jew
swine off their feet!"
Back to the Gold Star,
unfortunately. Then
no more wine at all,
as both Muhammad
and Yusuf's pockets
bare of
sheqalim.
The euphoria tatters,
and night, so ignorant
of victories, undresses
just as quietly as ever.
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June 16, 2011, 10:25:33 AM »
by
Rick Stansberger
Tom,
Your series here is one of the most interesting long poems I've ever read. It will be interesting to see how you shape it up after the flood of inspiration stops -- or maybe it will go on forever and this will be your Cantos or Leaves of Grass.
Rick
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June 16, 2011, 10:53:48 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Rick, I'm thrilled you've found it interesting. Thank you.
Barring acts of god, the muses' visit will definitely end in September. It's fun working on the poem with them but the laundry alone is enough to drive a man mad.
Tom
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Ouroboros in Missouri
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June 17, 2011, 10:58:41 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 18 – Urania:
Indeed, John was never the same
after his near death encounter
with the hoop-snake,
as the kids in Sunday School attest:
he'd scrawled over the blackboard
“hen to pan = one is all”
and a black-headed viper swallowing
its chalked-in tail.
“Plato's
Timaeus!”
he announced.
Then he waited for them to react.
When they didn't, beyond watching
him with wider eyes, he pulled out
that dog-eared old friend and read:
“God imagined self-sufficiency.
The first beast didn't need eyes:
nothing else existed, to be seen;
no ears: nothing existed, to hear.
No organ to eat with,
no organ to drop waste.
It didn't hunt or defend itself,
so had no hands or feet: a sphere,
it rotated in solitary space.”
“That's the hoop-snake, Mr. Cantrell!”
cried bright Billy Bob.
“Yes!”
applauded the teacher,
Please All of You Can Call Me John.
“And it came for me last night—
came rolling right down Mission Hill
like thunder.
But I managed just in time
to duck behind a big old cottonwood,
which the hoop-snake's poison sting
instantaneously killed.
“Yea! they are mistaken who insist
the hoop-snake only makes use
of its most unusual way of moving
in pursuit of prey,
but when fleeing its own enemies
it wriggles on its belly
just like other snakes!
For
two black-ops Israelis chased
the snake with Uzis blazing!
Then as the cottonwood fell
they vanished back into the air
from whence they'd come!”
“How do you know they were Israelis?”
asked bright Billy Bob.
Cantrell just smiled.
“The Russian mafiosi never wear fatigues;
Jamaicans definitely don't look like Hebes!”
The class guffawed.
“The question,” he went on,
Who'd Freak If They Just Called Him John,
“is
What Would Jesus Do?
And what will you do
when and if
the hoop-snake comes for you?
Go hide behind a tree, like me?
Or open wide your arms
and turn the other cheek?”
“If the
ouroboros
were coming
by itself,” said Billy Bob,
“then I would open wide my arms
and turn the other cheek.
But if there were black-ops Israelis
blazing at it with their Uzis
I would go behind the tree
by the authority—right
here,
"Luke
chapter 3:
O generation of vipers!
Who warned you to flee from wrath to come?
Begin not to say, 'Abraham is our father':
for God is able of these stones
to raise up children,
as an axe to the root of a tree
which brings not forth good fruit
and is hewn down
and cast into the fire;
“Mark
chapter 3:
Can Satan cast out Satan?
A kingdom divided against itself can't stand;
a house divided against itself can't stand;
if Satan rises up against himself
he meets his end;
“and
John
3:
How can a man be born when he is old?
enter his mother's womb a second time?
And Jesus assured them: 'Verily, verily.'”
Mr. John Cantrell,
By Any Other Name a Bible Teacher Star,
smiled brightly at bright Billy Bob,
the Mysteries all well within their reach,
the term of the Circular Body
very nearly—he could
feel
it—complete.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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June 17, 2011, 11:06:58 AM »
by
milner place
It's such a great celestial pub crawl that you take us on, Tom.
Cheers
milner
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June 17, 2011, 11:25:44 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks, Milner.
You sure can hold your poetry!
Tom
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June 18, 2011, 09:05:42 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 19 – To Zeus, In the Hand of Bahira the Nestorian Monk:
Dear Friend, it is a miracle if this reaches you at all and doubly so if the jars
are intact but I promised to send this pearl-mullet roe to you and so I must try.
They claim our
inci kefali
is endangered but whose fault is it when they leap
right into your creel looking as lovely as rainbow trout—the only fish inhabiting
this big salt carbonated lake and noplace else on earth? The fish have their own
urges to leap upstream to spawn and we have ours to smear their roe on toast.
The abbot says we all are charged with being “prudent stewards of nature.”
What a conflict of interest! When God starts putting chow directly in our bellies
then we can start leaving these poor creatures alone! In any event it is too late
for these particular eggs so just go ahead and
enjoy.
I've heard many stories of you over the years. It seems you live as Lǐ Bó said
“in interesting times.” I often suffer from a little guilt at how luxurious and safe
our monk's life is fighting our “spiritual struggles” while most the laity can't even
fill their cheeks with bread. Praying to lighten other men's hardships is not much
of a burden compared to undergoing one's own.
But I have a much greater crime to confess than luxury and environmental
neglect. Whom can I trust but you? Sit down and open a jar of roe. Pour a full
glass of wine. Unfortunately it is Miriam I have wronged. Remember the scroll
that I vowed to protect with my life? I sold it. Not for cash. You know me better
than that. But a legate showed up from the Vatican and threatened point-blank
to shut the monastery down if I didn't give it to him. I asked how the papal
apparatus even knew about it and he said the things they know about people
like you and me would drop our jaws. “Our new Pope is unusually determined,”
he said, “to police Canon Law.”
We both know what they will do with it. Their canon is closed and that's that.
They won't much like her point of view so you will have to get it back from them.
The Archivum Secretum Vaticanum never has been breached but you can do it if
anyone can. There is a middle-aged American poet named Tom visiting Nazareth
right now. No not Tom Hanks! Why is everything a joke with you? Tom Riordan.
Most days you can find him poolside at the Golden Crown pecking at his laptop.
He is interested in these scrolls too and might be able to help. Though he has no
prior experience with document theft or to tell the truth any valuable skill he is
not really doing much of anything else and so maybe he can be of some use.
That guy who tried to sell you the mystical votive tablet in the alley yesterday is
a former monk and old acquaintance of mine too. He might be able to help also.
Unlike Mr. Riordan he has extensive experience in all sorts of
sub rosa
operations
and he owes me a favor. Show him this note and you will be allowed to collect it.
I don't know what else to do to make amends but if you and Miriam think of
something please don’t hesitate to ask. You know my answer will always be yes.
Yours faithfully, Bahira
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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June 18, 2011, 09:14:32 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on June 18, 2011, 09:05:42 AM
Muse's Advisory, June 19 – To Zeus, In the Hand of Bahira the Nestorian Monk:
Dear Friend, it is a miracle if this reaches you at all and doubly so if the jars
are intact but I promised to send this pearl-mullet roe to you and so I must try.
They claim our
inci kefali
is endangered but whose fault is it when they leap
right into your creel looking as lovely as rainbow trout—the only fish inhabiting
this big salt carbonated lake and noplace else on earth? The fish have their own
urges to leap upstream to spawn and we have ours to smear their roe on toast.
The abbot says we all are charged with being “prudent stewards of nature.”
What a conflict of interest! When God starts putting chow directly in our bellies
then we can start leaving these poor creatures alone! In any event it is too late
for these particular eggs so just go ahead and
enjoy.
I've heard many stories of you over the years. It seems you live as Lǐ Bó said
“in interesting times.” I often suffer from a little guilt at how luxurious and safe
our monk's life is fighting our “spiritual struggles” while most the laity can't even
fill their cheeks with bread. Praying to lighten other men's hardships is not much
of a burden compared to undergoing one's own.
But I have a much greater crime to confess than luxury and environmental
neglect. Whom can I trust but you? Sit down and open a jar of roe. Pour a full
glass of wine. Unfortunately it is Miriam I have wronged. Remember the scroll
that I vowed to protect with my life? I sold it. Not for cash. You know me better
than that. But a legate showed up from the Vatican and threatened point-blank
to shut the monastery down if I didn't give it to him. I asked how the papal
apparatus even knew about it and he said the things they know about people
like you and me would drop our jaws. “Our new Pope is unusually determined,”
he said, “to police Canon Law.”
We both know what they will do with it. Their canon is closed and that's that.
They won't much like her point of view so you will have to get it back from them.
The Archivum Secretum Vaticanum never has been breached but you can do it if
anyone can. There is a middle-aged American poet named Tom visiting Nazareth
right now. No not Tom Hanks! Why is everything a joke with you? Tom Riordan.
Most days you can find him poolside at the Golden Crown pecking at his laptop.
He is interested in these scrolls too and might be able to help. Though he has no
prior experience with document theft or to tell the truth with anything else he is
not really doing much of anything else and so maybe he can be of some use.
That guy who tried to sell you the mystical votive tablet in the alley yesterday is
a former monk and old acquaintance of mine too. He might be able to help also.
Unlike Mr. Riordan he has extensive experience in all sorts of
sub rosa
operations
and he owes me a favor. Show him this note and you will be allowed to collect it.
I don't know what else to do to make amends but if you and Miriam think of
something please don’t hesitate to ask. You know my answer will always be yes.
Yours faithfully, Bahira
dear Tom
i don't mind making myself look foolish but i do have to ask...
did you not already publish this one in scholarly syriac literary magazine ?
as unfortunately all my old copies got thrown out when i was cleaning the attic
after the basement flooded
silent lotus
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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June 18, 2011, 10:08:40 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Alas, Silent - at the risk of further thinning your faith in humanity - I must inform you that the Serious Syriac Literary Scholar Review has closed its ramped almondwood doors due to a shortfall not of readership, which never bothered it, but of contributors. Bahira's letter to Zeus is posted here in memoriam. Tearfully, Tom
p.s. At 10:16 I received a junkmailing from Classical Archives Newsletter!
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Back in the Hotel
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June 19, 2011, 09:42:46 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 20 – Zeus/Miriam:
“Who do
these fucking
Israelis
think they are?
Do they think
I'm a boar
to hunt in packs?
And how do they jam
my transmissions
like that?
I see now what
the Palestinians
are up against!
So now your ex's
friend Muhammad is
a fucking saint,
I guess?
It didn't take him long
to get my goat,
even on my best
behavior.
I bet your
Yusuf put him up
to it.”
“I doubt it.
Deviousness
is not his style;
he's a straight arrow;
but you know
I prefer lightningbolts—
and told him so.
Come here,
let me put something on
that knee. I'd say
your Evel Knievel period
is over, dear.”
“I'm going back to that damn bar
and finish what
that rat's ass started!
If he yells for the police again,
they're also going to regret it!”
“Bruiser, don't get
so excited.
You scraped your knee
but it's your pride
that's smarting.
We Galileans are
a rough and tumble lot.
You liked that spunk
when you were young,
the chance to earn
sharp spurs yourself.”
“I didn't earn them, Miriam,
by letting two-bit hustlers
get the best of me!
That lowlife either
spits out
an apology
or I will drown his fucking
bluster in the gutter!”
“Zeus, no. We didn't
come here
for a war.”
“I didn't come here
to be made an ass of,
either.”
“We came
to put the past behind us,
for a fresh start.”
“Okay. Okay? I'm sorry I lost
my temper in the sweet-shop.
Satisfied?”
“No I'm not.
Come here, you big old lunk,
take off that silly robe
and let me take a close look
to make sure you've got
no scratches on your junk.”
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June 19, 2011, 10:47:10 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on June 16, 2011, 10:53:48 AM
Rick, I'm thrilled you've found it interesting. Thank you.
Barring acts of god, the muses' visit will definitely end in September.
It's fun working on the poem with them but the laundry alone is enough to drive a man mad.
Tom
so does this have to do with the new prediction of the world ending on October 21 2011 ?
i may just run out and get an ISBN before the world ends
but
Zeus
is probably is not worried about such trivial things as the Library Of Congress
silent lotus
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June 19, 2011, 11:09:58 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
People call it the end of the world but the Royal Library of Alexandria will rise from the ashes and usher in the Great Reign of The Libraries predicted by Nostradamus's Incan sister-in-law and Yoko Ono's name spelled backwards in Cyrillic letters. So that ISBN is a GREAT idea! Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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June 19, 2011, 11:59:01 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on June 19, 2011, 11:09:58 AM
People call it the end of the world but the Royal Library of Alexandria will rise from the ashes and usher in the Great Reign of The Libraries predicted by Nostradamus's Incan sister-in-law and Yoko Ono's name spelled backwards in Cyrillic letters. So that ISBN is a GREAT idea! Tom
Would you get an ISBN tattoo?
http://journal.bookfinder.com/2009/01/isbn-tattoo.html
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Through the Cracks
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June 20, 2011, 08:12:43 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 21 – Miriam to Zeus:
You are obsessed with viewing Yusuf
as my ex but he is the man who raised
your son too. You'd think you'd be dying
to know what he is like but Yeshua's
not really a concern, is he, but just one
creation among many idly scattered
across four millennia, his sole meaning
whether he limits you somehow or not.
Creative people make very neglectful
parents, easy come, easy go while those
of us who count our inspired moments
on one hand hold on too tightly.
Add us together and divide by half
and then Yeshua gets what he needs,
what children all need— confidence.
I saw him when I was chasing you
or was chasing the cops chasing you.
At the moment when you stumbled
and went down for the first time,
I thought,
Is it possible he could get
killed?
Yeshua hovered before my eyes
just as you arose and bounded away.
He looked deeply at me and begged
in that eerily calm, scary voice,
Mom,
why is it you're so anxious about me?
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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June 20, 2011, 06:21:47 PM »
by
silent lotus
First it was Zeus now it's the Fenu Greeks
An herb commonly used in curry dishes has powers beyond the taste buds -- it also has the potential to amp up your sex life.
Researchers from the Australian Centre for Integrative Clinical and Molecular Medicine found that 25- to 52-year-old men who took fenugreek extract twice a day for six weeks scored 25 percent higher on a test gauging libido levels than men who took a placebo, the San Francisco Chronicle reported.
Men who took the placebo saw their libidos either remain the same or fall during the six-week period.
Low libido is a common scourge of couples, affecting about 18 percent of men, according to the Daily Mail. It differs from impotence and infertility, and instead has to do with a lack of interest, urge or desire to engage in sexual activity.
Scientists aren't completely sure why fenugreek seems to have such an amorous effect on men, but it could be because the herb's seeds contain compounds, called saponins, that affect hormone levels. One particular saponin, called diosgenin, could affect production of sex hormones.
"It probably works to increase testosterone or androgen levels, which decrease with age," Dr. Raj Persad, a consultant neurologist, told the Daily Mail. "If it’s proven to be safe, this is good news. Men with good sexual health live longer than those who without."
Fenugreek is not a new herb to hit the scene -- it's historically been used for treating menopausal symptoms, inducing childbirth and solving digestive problems, according to the National Institutes of Health. Today, it's still used to stimulate the production of milk in breastfeeding women, as well as formed into a paste to treat skin inflammation. It's also been shown in studies to lower blood sugar levels in people with diabetes.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/20/fenugreek-libido_n_880596.html
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June 20, 2011, 06:46:01 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
You have a lot of gods in your practice, don't you, Silent? (Though you're very careful not to reveal identifying characteristics when you write about them.) Tom
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Pieces of Silver
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June 21, 2011, 08:17:35 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 22 – St. Paul to the Margaret Concierge:
I'd tell them in the nicest tone,
“I'm sorry I can't extend your stay.
Unfortunately we're booked
until the end of June.”
I love Zeus dearly, as you know,
but he's about to blow,
and after all your kindnesses
I'd hate to see it happen here.
The last time someone got his goat,
he threw a tantrum
on a screened veranda
and a maitre d'hotel's face got
stenciled red and purple plaid.
These pine nuts,
by the way, are just divine.
That drop of mastic
in my bath, finer than fine.
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At the Bar in the Frank Sinatra Building
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June 22, 2011, 08:15:03 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 23 – Zeus to Poseidonas:
Women.
She couldn't resist
attending Mass in her own church.
“Just curious,”
she said.
I said okay:
it was the perfect day and hour
to catch the hardcore
getting started at the Sudfa Bar.
Jackpot!
Yusuf and Muhammad
sitting by themselves outside,
the pretty barmaid leaning down
to set down their
manouche
and giving them a peak of boob.
Know, Bro? I wouldn't mind
a bit of that myself.
I made myself appear
a lost Israeli,
just the kind of mark
their kind of scum
cannot resist.
“Excuse me, gentlemens?”
I asked in dreadful Arabic.
“Do you know where is
the police's station?”
O, you should have seen the grins!
Better than the barmaid's tit,
a yarmulked Jew who was lost!
They ran the scenario through
in their hungover heads,
looked at each other, nodded
one, two, three
and said in unison,
“Drop dead!”
I grabbed Muhammad's
little Arab pizza, sniffed it, spat.
“The Prophet's camel shit.”
And up they lept
while the whole street watched
and cocked their fists.
Nobody yelled,
“Police!”
Nobody lifted a finger to help.
Nobody thought two hometown boys
would get their noses broken
by a Hasid in ringlets.
By the time they realized
what was what,
the pair of racist assholes
leaked red rivulets
between the cobblestones
and I was glaring up
and down the alley
daring any one or two or three
of them
to come
and do something about it.
I heard one old witch
whisper to her grandmother,
“Zeus.”
The thousand-year-old beldam
nodded slowly, sadly,
and just muttered,
“Who else,
Khalid's darling girl,
who else?”
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poolside prod, golden crown hotel
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June 23, 2011, 09:33:13 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
muse's advisory, june 24 – thalia to tom:
at the risk of jeopard
izing
your journal
istic
neutral
ity
oh i forgot
you're not
a journal
ist
why don't you stand up
put your drink down
suck your gut in
go to
town and lend
your
char
acters a hand?
what kind of sport
lets other people
mix it up and sits
thumb up his ass
praying to pull out a plum,
tom?
you look ridicu
lous
in a speedo
any
way and the girl
you've
been o
gling
isn'
t remotely
in ter est ed.
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June 23, 2011, 09:36:00 AM »
by
R Raymond
Hmmm... the blown up text works in first part, then seems gratuitous to me. I can't really see the usefulness of the breaks near the end.
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June 23, 2011, 09:42:24 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thank you, Rob. Useful feedback! Will keep at it, groping in the dark. Tom
Quote from: Tom Riordan on June 23, 2011, 09:33:13 AM
muse's advisory, june 24 – thalia to tom:
at the risk of jeopard
izing
your journal
istic
neutral
ity
oh i forgot
you're not
a journal
ist
why don't you stand up
put your drink down
suck your gut in
go to
town and lend
your
char
acters a hand?
what kind of sport
lets other people
mix it up and sits
thumb up his ass
praying to pull out a plum,
tom?
you look ridicu
lous
in a speedo
any
way and the girl
you've
been o
gling
isn'
t remotely
int er est ed.
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Pros & Cons, Golden Crown Hotel
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June 24, 2011, 09:31:06 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 25 – Tom:
- great view of valley
- large room
-
petit déjeuner
buffet ricco e vario soprattutto di verdure
sehr ordentlichem koscheren essen
- showerhead drips
- internet iffy
- 450 israelis from tel aviv with
sound system installed at pool
pounding out disco till 2am
“Hello, Margaret Hotel?
Do you have a room?”
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June 24, 2011, 09:46:03 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on June 24, 2011, 09:31:06 AM
Muse's Advisory, June 25 – Tom:
- great view of valley
- large room
-
petit déjeuner
buffet ricco e vario soprattutto di verdure
sehr ordentlichem koscheren essen
- showerhead drips
- internet iffy
- 450 israelis from tel aviv with
sound system installed at pool
pounding out disco till 2am
“Hello, Margaret Hotel?
Do you have a room?”
http://www.hotels-of-israel.com/goldencrown/golden_crown_hotel.htm
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June 24, 2011, 10:21:01 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Yes, that's "my" table, just underneath the 2nd palm tree. The lamp has a socket to plug in my laptop, the waiters know to keep a few tasty tidbits on my plate, and the Holy Family take turns coming by to swim laps with me. Pricey, though. Tom
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Στο δικαστήριό σου ασκώ έφεση, ω Kύρια!
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June 25, 2011, 12:48:57 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 26 – At the Front Desk of the Margaret
“Στο δικαστήριό σου ασκώ έφεση, ω Kύρια!” Zeus shouts.
“I demand to talk to the manager, Madame!”
“Fuck!”
shrieks the cockatoo.
“Sir,” says the concierge. “I
am
the manager.
The owner of the property lives in Jerusalem.”
“How can you take our room away?
Look at these people just now checking in!”
“Their reservations predate yours. I apologize.
When you and madame telephoned, you said one week.
It took a bit of jockeying to get you that.”
“St. Paul! You've been here, listening! Tell me,
have you heard Ms. I-
Am
-the-Manager take
any reservations on the phone since we arrived?”
“Fuck,”
pussyfoots the bird. “I wouldn't know.
It took six months before I understood your Greek.
I did hear some Athenians complaining, though,
that this hotel is nothing like the big place with the pool.”
“Madame,” says Miriam, “I know you tried your best,
so we'll accept your invitation to arrange a room
for us, at a discounted price, at the Golden Crown.”
“Why are you giving in so easily?” Zeus growls.
“What difference does it make? We very nearly booked
ourselves there, didn't we? Your Kazantzákis imitation's nice
but even Zorba called it quits at some point, went to Athos
and became a monk! A neighboring hotel is not so bad.”
“We didn't come to write a guide to Nazareth hotels!
But if we do, this one gets zero stars!
I'd like to see these reservations that predated ours.
I'd like hear what St. Paul claims he couldn't understand.
I'd like to find out who decreed that here in my adopted land
I'm treated both by shiftless Ishmaels
and by this petty two-faced
autocrata
like an alien invader, like a
deus non grata.”
“Madame. Monsieur. Here, look.”
The concierge holds out the reservations book.
“Don't
Monsieur
me, Madame
Patron!
I'll jam that
registre
right up your
con!”
“Zeus!”
Miriam objects.
“Madame, he only gets like this
après un échec du sexe.”
Pour Zeus, ce fut la dernière goutte.
Bent, fiery lines streamed from his head
like from an electrified Etch-A-Sketch.
St. Paul shrieked, lept up and almost flew,
but tumbled to the floor so pitifully,
even the god in meltdown paused
and thought to help; thought otherwise;
reduced the hotel desk to barbecue.
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Song of Kazantzákis, Chaps. 1-3
«
Reply #570 on:
June 26, 2011, 07:56:10 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 27 – Terpsichore:
The hajji built
his humble hut up
on the mountain's saddle
high above Barbári
where King Phocas
built a fenced-in town
as concentration camp
for Arabs who
survived the slaughter
when the Byzantines
took Kríti back
and the fountain's water
ran with blood and old men's
tears so bitter,
plantar warts dissolved
and lice and ticks fled
uncombed children's hair
for the countryside.
Ten years before,
a maid of Phódhele,
where citrus orchards
lent Doménikos
Theotokópoulos
the urge to hide
an orange-pip inside
the Virgin's mouth
as she lay down to float
to Charon's shore,
first cooked the spiciest
mezédes, then danced
a mantinadha
so erotic
the town fountain finally
died and mules cursed God:
Margarí's
black eyes and lips spat fire
and all that night
the serious young man
and future hajji
writhed in pain from
dolor, calor, rubor
et tumentia
brought,
as Kelsos wrote,
on men who breathe too deeply
Kríti's daughters.
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Distant & Not So Distant Drums
«
Reply #571 on:
June 27, 2011, 09:09:03 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 28 – Thalia:
Here trudges Tom
with a plaid cloth sack,
there Zeus and Miriam
with chic black dry-bags
from Seattle Sports
or possibly Cabela's
on the trash-scummed hem
of Marj ibn Amer's
mirage-ribboned macadam
and like tourists everywhere
they ask each another
for directions.
“May I ask, sir,” Zeus adds,
“when you made your reservation?”
“Stop,
Zeus!” Miriam objects.
“Did you say
Zeus?”
says Tom.
“What's it to you?”
the god demands.
“My name is Tom.
I'm here, in part,
because your daughter—“
“Daughter?”
“—Muse?
Euterpe?”
“Ah,”
says Miriam.
“—said I might find you here.
What luck!
What were the
odds?
So
you
are Miriam!
Euterpe let me see your diary.
Incredible.”
“I'm in no mood,”
says Zeus,
“though somebody I trust
told me of you, as well.
He wants us all
to break into the Vatican
and steal the diary back
à la episode 16 of
Alias."
“Sounds dangerous.
Why not
'as told to'—
dictate everything
to me again?
I'll upload it all
to Google Docs
by satellite.
No pope can get
his clutches on it, there.”
“Look, yo, it's hot
as balls
out here,” moans Zeus.
“What say we meet
and talk at your hotel
once we get settled in?
The Margaret, yes:
that
hill. You see?
And the Golden Crown you say
is down that way, and left?”
“Then one bitch of a schlep
up to the crest.”
“Long as it gets us there!
We've stopped
to ask directions twice
and twice
got dicked around.
The locals
spit on out-of-towners,
and that fucking
Margaret concierge—!”
“Don't get yourself
worked up again,
my dear,” says Miriam.
“We've bigger fish to fry.”
“You fry what fish you want.
I've got a beef or two to pick.”
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #572 on:
June 27, 2011, 09:35:14 AM »
by
silent lotus
dear Tom
i am with you all the way except for Tom Hanks......
how about only Hanks ? or what ever name his character is in the movie.
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on June 27, 2011, 09:09:03 AM
Muse's Advisory, June 28 – Thalia:
Here trudges Tom
with a plaid cloth sack,
there Zeus and Miriam
with chic black dry-bags
from Seattle Sports
or possibly Cabela's
on the trash-scummed hem
of Marj ibn Amer's
mirage-ribboned macadam
and like tourists everywhere
they ask each another
for directions.
“May I ask, sir,” Zeus adds,
“when you made your reservation?”
“Stop,
Zeus!” Miriam objects.
“Did you say
Zeus?”
says Tom.
“What's it to you?”
the god demands.
“My name is Tom.
I'm here, in part,
because your daughter—“
“Daughter?”
“—Muse?
Euterpe?”
“Ah,”
says Miriam.
“—said I might find you here.
What luck!
What were the
odds?
So
you
are Miriam!
Euterpe let me see your diary.
Incredible.”
“I'm in no mood,”
says Zeus,
“though somebody I trust
told me of you, as well.
He wants us all
to break into the Vatican
and steal the diary back
à la
Tom Hanks.”
“Sounds dangerous.
Why not
'as told to'—
dictate everything
to me again?
I'll upload it all
to Google Docs
by satellite.
No pope can get
his clutches on it, there.”
“Look, yo, it's hot
as balls
out here,” moans Zeus.
“What say we meet
and talk at your hotel
once we get settled in?
The Margaret, yes:
that
hill. You see?
And the Golden Crown you say
is down that way, and left?”
“Then one bitch of a schlep
up to the crest.”
“Long as it gets us there!
We've stopped
to ask directions twice
and twice
got dicked around.
The locals
spit on out-of-towners,
and that fucking
Margaret concierge—!”
“Don't get yourself
worked up again,
my dear,” says Miriam.
“We've bigger fish to fry.”
“You fry what fish you want.
I've got a beef or two to pick.”
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
«
Reply #573 on:
June 27, 2011, 09:49:09 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thank you, Silent. I think you're right. Tom Hanks'll dampen anything! Revised the line...Tom
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An Opportune Knock
«
Reply #574 on:
June 28, 2011, 09:47:22 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 29 – Yusuf to Tom:
You're
who,
from
where?
I'm sorry, I apologize
for knocking on your door
but just the other day
my friends were here,
my ex and her new beau.
And then he came—well,
you don't have to know
the fine details. I showed
up here to try and set
things straight, but see
I've come too late.
You're meeting them
tonight? Downstairs?
Oh, that's a stroke of luck
for me! But no,
I can't barge in—
You're serious? You sure?
At six, down at the bar?
That's
splen
did!
Yusuf.
Glad to meet you, Tom.
Some kind of journalist?
Oh, I could tell you things,
oh yes I could! But no—
Of course not,
you go back and finish up
your shower, as you say.
See you at six, okay?
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Who I Am
«
Reply #575 on:
June 29, 2011, 09:40:55 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, June 30 – Tom:
I did a poem
about that guy
who found a
lightningbolt?
Nit
printed it.
A little journal
in Seattle?
faintly New Age
lit & crit?
In '98 I had
three poems
in
Trilling
too.
And one in
6.
Nobody reads
them. No.
But poets'
credibility
is built on
publications
like that, yes.
Although I
see you're not
impressed.
But still, when
my obit comes
out, you'll see.
They'll say,
His poetry was
widely published.
No, no shit.
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Our Man in Missouri
«
Reply #576 on:
June 30, 2011, 11:05:47 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 1 – Zeus to Tom:
The hoop-snake guy, the evangelical
who saved my skin from the commandos?
Asshole reads your poem in
Nit
and sends this letter in,
“I've never felt so humbled or so proud.”
Guy saves my motherfucking life
but what he's peeing in his pants about
is that his name is in a lousy poem.
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Put in His Place
«
Reply #577 on:
July 01, 2011, 10:02:27 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 2 - John Cantrell:
I save his life and he complains
I'm not appreciative enough.
The day that Christ saved mine,
did I say, “Wow, I'm more
important than the Gospels?”
I'm going to let you in on
Zeus's two big secrets, folks.
One, he's illiterate.
That's why his girlfriend
gets away with keeping secrets
in her diary. Big dummy
can't tell
mu
from
pi.
And two, I'll tell you something
about Big Z's thunderbolts.
The one I found, it missed.
Whatever he had launched it at,
it hit a Kansas City Southern freight
en route through Noel, Missouri
very early on a Sunday morning
bound for Shreveport, Louisiana
with dehydrated alfalfa,
ammonium perchlorate—
an ingredient in gunpowder—
and the
real
God only knows
what else. A huge piece of that train
ripped through the wall of
the beautician Rosa Miller's place
and killed her; a 800-pound wheel
hit Virgil Bentley's home and
maimed his wife; and a large shaft
of blue-white fire shot skyward,
mushroom-taped on top,
with missiles of white hot steel
careening off in all directions.
There was a deafening roar
followed by the suck of a vacuum
and then a dead silence
except for the still-raining metal.
That-all was Zeus's work.
He's an incompetent.
When people ask in Bible school,
“Was there a need for Jesus Christ?”
you pretty much got all the answer
that you need, right there.
You do the math.
You do the math.
So when your fake god whines,
“He thinks that being in a poem
is more of an accomplishment
than managing to save my life,”
you betcha, yes. It was a godly poem.
The life I saved from them Israelis—
and I'm gonna say it right here to his face—
I more or less regret.
It's just a lot of devil-worshipers
and orthopraxics in my debt.
Δίας Σχήμα-μετατόπισης, Zeus Shape-shifter
Muse's Advisory, July 3 – Terpsichore:
It could have been
the Jews slipped
something in his drink—
distemper coming on,
after the Holy Roller
slapped his wrist—
or Yusuf strolling in.
Or maybe it was just
a stage of Zeus's
normal cycle of inhuman
and divine conditions.
But no one in the bar
thought it amusing
when he metamorphosed
from a typically
slick-dressed Greek
to ogrish, blue apparition
half “The Scream”
and half Diana Ross.
Kazantzákis II
Muse's Advisory, July 4 – Erato:
Her lips rubbed with walnut leaves and tinted orange, heels beating floorboard
like a man beats a gray wolf until it cannot ever take another lamb, and nipples
thick and rubbery and sweet as loukoums: high up and all alone, the hajji
shepherds winds that rake across his mind and whinnies like a mustang.
She brought him suckling pork in lemon leaves, tucked his man's foufoúla
in his boots, raised the icon of St. Minas with his gold sash, javelin and crucifix.
Oh, how she heated up his bed at night!
Ahmet Aga sent the hajji a chibouk with spiced tobacco, but he spurned it,
“I don't smoke,” and sent an inlaid yataghan, but he spurned it, “I don't fight.”
To a shattered lover, send raki jilted by heifer's hooves,
sing dekapentasyllabos,
pave a path to his door, send a cart driven by a eunuch.
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At the Margaret Bar
«
Reply #578 on:
July 04, 2011, 12:20:14 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 5 – Yusuf:
Mind if I take this stool?
You don't know who I am
and don't despise me yet.
My name's Yusuf, what's yours?
Cantrell?
Can't say I've heard of it.
From the United States?
Why not?
Accursed Nazareth attracts
all kinds of mutts.
Your claim to fame is what?
You found a brokedown lightningbolt?
A writer put you in a poem?
You're boning up your Bible teacher
bona-fides by visiting the Holy Land?
My claim is that the girl I married
was already knocked up with a boy
who basically pissed off the whole
of Israel and then paid for it
by hanging on a cross.
That's right:
Yusuf.
But not a saint! Ask anyone.
Bartender,
It appears—it
smells
as if—
that Russian gentleman
has lost sway of his bowels,
bladder, all that stuff.
I think you better cut him off
and get him out of here
before that troublemaking
Cretan Greek appears.
Ah, yes, I
am
the guy who
built your sleeping loft!
It had the most romantic view.
You're married now?
You see? It worked! So mazel tov!
I hope it pans out better than my own.
That's right, Joaquim's girl—
just walked, right there.
It's on the poet's dime in 416.
Thank you. I love the frosted stein.
It's hot enough this afternoon
to fucking fry an egg.
Zeus, shut your face!
The poet asked me here, okay?
I came by earlier to ask for
an apology for what you did
on Sunday.
You didn't tell your tramp?
Came
rav
ing by the Sudfa bar
to knock some heads.
You're going to give this poor
drunk Soviet a hard time now?
Your nose too delicate
to smell what ordinary people
by and large contain inside?
Your shit is sweet? Your piss like wine?
It's just like you to wander in and try
to tell somebody else to take a hike.
What did you say, Cantrell?
You're moved by how I stick up
for the least of them
like Jesus would have done?
You're wondering if human nurture
and not super nature made Him
what he was—and want to pay
my way to where?
Noel?
Okay!
Go home and pack my stuff?
Hell, I can go right now.
My wardrobe's way to grungy
for the USA.
Tom,
right? Big thanks.
Sometimes a lucky knock
on an unlucky door pays off.
With Jews and Arabs—
not too big on Trinity—
my own degree of separation
from divinity is high,
and Christians in this town
just keep their heads down.
So go on, be my guest,
put me in any poem you'd like.
Publicity of any kind can only help.
My star has never been what
a cosmologist would call ascendant.
You hear that, Zeus?
It makes you boil, doesn't it,
to hear that I'm the man
who's in demand!
And Miriam—so sorry, baby,
but you hitched your wagon
to a fallen star.
The world has changed.
It used to put a premium
on magnetism and nobility,
but now the pendulum
has swung and everyone
exalts the common man.
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At the End of the Bar
«
Reply #579 on:
July 07, 2011, 10:12:54 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 6 – Zeus:
Thrown out,
cut off–
no one the least bit
frightened by
my grim blue mask–
it's time
to take
them all to task,
beginning with
that turncoat bird
down at the desk!
Fuck all of this! Off!
Off, every one of you,
beyond oblivion!
Civilization
isn't worth the grief,
trying to maintain
a woman and some
self-respect,
Sisyphean.
Poseidonas, come!
Your trident
and my double ax
have work.
I want it all, this time.
No artery untapped.
I want it done.
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The Manager
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Reply #580 on:
July 07, 2011, 10:19:44 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 7 – John Cantrell to Yusuf:
This is America where God helps
those who help themselves!
That isn't chickenfeed
Johnson & Johnson is offering.
What could be simpler?
“I gave St. Joseph's orange-flavored
children's aspirin to my own boy.
You should too.”
Alternatives? Either True Hardware
or The Donald's
Apprentice's Father.
Either you say
yes
to something now
or I say
no
to $20 Haut-Médocs,
no
trip to Precious Moments Park,
no
front row seats at Eminem's
huge “Homeboy Salutes St. Joe.”
We gotta
earn,
you tipsy geezer!
It doesn't matter
who
we are.
The brilliant YouTubes do inspire
folks to honor God but we
still have to render unto Caesar.
[comments pasted from Submit, where I put this accidentally!]
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2011, 10:56:29 AM » by Ken Robson
A great pastiche Tom! Rauschenberg in words.
Ken
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2011, 11:14:04 AM » by Tom Riordan
Ken, glad you looked in. Thank you for the encouraging words. Funny you should mention Rauschenberg, I was just thinking last night whether his life story might have been partly behind the movie my wife and I saw, "Beginners." Tom
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Pylca Dun (Pelt Hill)
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Reply #581 on:
July 07, 2011, 10:20:59 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 8 – Zeus:
The jaw of a Sarawak orangutan,
a handful of chimpanzee teeth,
a human skull from underneath
the Wilmington Church yew,
some iron and chromic acid stain,
the sterling imprimaturs
of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
and of Father Teilhard de Chardin—
but hidebound literalists
insist it's nothing but a hoax?
Why do I still attempt to teach
these uninspired boors?
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Demonstration
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Reply #582 on:
July 08, 2011, 08:51:36 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 9 – the Margaret Concierge, Miss Rashid./Zeus:
Mr. Zeus, look at your hair tonight!
It's like a peacock in a hurricane!
Miss—?
Miss Rashid.
Yes, Miss Rashid.
Excuse my memory.
Before you call the cops again—
you know much
I love this cockatoo?
I do.
Can you imagine
that I value St. Paul's life,
though he's a bird,
and dull,
more than I value yours?
I definitely can.
Then please observe.
I offer him my wrist.
He's strangely silent,
isn't he?
Oops,
now I've accidentally
crushed his skull.
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Entity
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Reply #583 on:
July 09, 2011, 09:30:03 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 10 – Urania:
This time the Israelis come prepared.
They have been tracking Zeus like game,
plotting the ideal time and place to strike
without the monstrous Cretan killing someone;
and since avicide is actually a felony
and reckless discharge of an open flame
a likely second count—
It's go!
They jam him with the new Q-type carcinotron:
the royal-blue voltage blowing off his hair
begins to sputter and break up.
They'd dealt with something similar, the Colonel crowed,
back at Entebbe, and way back, with that plasma dike
outside Zeituna on the Red Sea,
suckering the pharaoh's Foreign Legion.
“We always train for what we call
zero scenario,”
he told the IsraTV News Team Live.
“We air-condition hell. Our specialty is para-psych.
The ordinary stuff—the rockets, mortars, Scuds—
we're handle that, but it's this otherworldly stuff
we're peerless at. That's why they call us Entity 13.
Bad luck's our middle name.”
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Admonishment
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Reply #584 on:
July 10, 2011, 08:40:59 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 11 – The Poet Just In Front:
Man, keep your critters on their leash!
The rest of us are serious poets, not zoologists!
Each time I try to catch a few winks on my feet
one of your miscreants starts yipping!
It's not supposed to be like HBO,
ba-da-bum, ba-da-boo!
Real poetry is quiet, meditative—
something the poet
in front of you can sleep through.
Consideration's key: we get enough
of people being rude at home,
out on the streets. This place is sacrosanct.
Who wants to pay good money for a paean
to the wine-dark waves of the Aegean
if the tone is going to be vulgar and plebeian?
Your name is—
Tom,
that's right.
Word is, your nothing but a 3rd rate talent.
Why don't you know that less is more
and drama hits hard only if it's nonchalant?
Take the Muses: twins in gleaming uniforms,
nine girls at Catholic school with gentle rolling curls
and prim permanent waves.
Beauty is order, order is good, and honest goodness
always paves the high road to the finish line.
So please, man, curb your curs
and mute your mutts.
Who wants to be disturbed
at night by brutes in rut?
Your boxer's cock, your cocker's box
or your sienna-spotted basset's butt?
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #585 on:
July 10, 2011, 11:30:52 PM »
by
cherylleverette
love the rhyme and alliteration in the last stanza. whole poem is refreshing.
cheryl
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A poet dares be just so clear and no clearer.... He unzips the veil from beauty, but does not remove it. A poet utterly clear is a trifle glaring. ~E.B. White
Re: The Muse's Advisory
«
Reply #586 on:
July 11, 2011, 12:32:33 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Hey, you're back in town, Cheryl! What a good surprise. I'm glad you took a look here and caught a fun bit. Thank you for weighing in. - Tom
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Word to the Wise, from the Wiser
«
Reply #587 on:
July 11, 2011, 09:17:43 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 12 – Urania to Tom:
Your critic's
right: we aren't terrorists
regardless
of what the city
of Chicago insists.
Good poetry isn't
"Louder Than a Bomb" but consensus
that legislates
rules of form which
permit
a modest
deviation from sestina
or pentameter
if
justified.
Without form, what is
art but someone doing something
they're too proud of? Tradition's
also requisite.
There's no validity
to anyone uninterested
in what their predecessors
did.
Yes,
it's
a club. Iconoclasts
want to destroy it
but as soon as
they link
their arms they too lapse
into imitation
hero-worship
and mutual self-aggrandizing
and we simply
issue
them memberships.
Whoever you are, we'll let you in
but then you have to kiss
the butt of Greek myths.
It's as queer as the Ancient Arabic
Order of the Nobles of the Mystic
Shrine, the Freemasons,
the Benevolent
and Protective
Order of the Elks
and the Odd Fellows wearing fezzes—
real embarrassments—
and that's
the point. It's an initiation.
If you won't look foolish
how can you be trusted
to sacrifice
yourself
on the altar of
belles-lettres?
Readers count on us
for certain essences
and if that faith is lost
it's curtains,
time to roll up the carpets,
and poetry becomes
as some mediocrity
wrote 'enshrinement of ordinary
moments
by ordinary people utilizing
ordinary language.'
It's fun when commoners
do something noble or when
nobles genuflect
to vulgarity but if they start to mingle
on a daily basis
the fun is diminished.
The same is true of madcap antics.
All this mayhem—Zeus a lunatic,
Yeshua a sad popinjay,
St. Joseph
a moron hawking aspirin—
Tom, it's time to revisit
the eternal verities.
Too far is a dead end. We don't think
you're there yet but
our collective
intuition
is that you're closer than you realize.
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In the Hoosegow
«
Reply #588 on:
July 12, 2011, 10:36:30 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 13 – Thalia:
“Now look at you!” sobs Miriam.
She'd worshiped him
with all his faults
for longer than
she wanted to admit,
but never thought
it all would come to this:
behind bars,
charged with multiple assault,
disorderly behavior,
and felonious abuse of a pet.
His rage was spent,
all that was left
was a disheveled mane
half gray, half white,
two bloodshot eyes,
ten chastened fingers
purple at the tips,
and thick-scaled,
harshly bitten lips.
For the first time in
his life, he couldn't speak,
and had a tremor in his arms,
he was so weak.
“Have you been beaten?”
Miriam breathed,
and then regretted it.
The thought itself hit hard.
What dignity remained a god
kept in captivity?—
a deportation jail facility
just outside Nazareth,
where poor, unpapered laborers
and part-time terrorists
were processed,
held indefinitely,
their families squeezed
for 20,000 shekels bail,
and then deported “voluntarily.”
The inmate in the cell
across the airless corridor
was one of those
who stubbornly refused
to take the bait of banishment.
He'd been there
six or seven months
apparently without the benefit
of either shave or haircut,
and watched quietly
while Miriam sobbed
and Zeus did all he could
to keep from joining her.
Casting about to give
the god some privacy,
at last she looked
into this stranger's eyes,
and lo, it was Yeshua.
Two trembling smiles
loosened on their lips.
Then Zeus spoke up:
“If this is what it took,
then this is what it took.
I guess I've hit rock bottom
and it's time to take a look
at my whole repertoire
of maladaptive tricks,
including gadding to and fro
as if you—my own flesh
and blood—did not exist.
Goddammit, though,
I really have to take a piss.
Guard!
Guard!
Is there
a toilet in this shithole?
No, excuse me, sorry
for my tone. I'm overcome.
That guy there is my son.
So tell me, what's he done?
Done
recently,
I mean.
I know he rankled Pilate
pretty good.
Gave aid and comfort
to the Palestinians?
Yeah, sounds like him.
A bleeding heart, recidivist.
Ah, thanks. I'll only be
a sec. The prostate.
You too? You feel
as if you've gotta go again
before the tip is even dry?
The penis is the curse of men,
I swear. But what else can
we use to show the sphinx
a good time in our underwear?
Man's gotta dream.
Okay, I'm done.
Now count to maybe ten,
and I'll be hollering again.
You're not a bad guy, Ben.
Of course. Ben Gurion's
your
last
name, yes.
You're still a decent man.
Now, Miriam. Yeshua—
son.
Where were we in
our family therapy
before I had to run?
That's right, I was about
to say I'm sorry, all of that,
admit the error of my ways—
jailhouse-confess!
It's shameful to be seen
like this myself, much less
to find you here as well.
You haven't heard?
I let them taunt me like a bull.
It proved your mother right:
I need more self-control.
I've been a bad example
and I have a raft of faults.
Okay? Is that enough?
Can I go back to being
me
now, arrogant and gruff?
My circadian clock is ticking
and it feels like almost time
to get into another fisticuffs,
to give the frail another fright,
or mash another stoolie's skull.”
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
cherylleverette
Quote from: Tom Riordan on July 11, 2011, 09:17:43 AM
Muse's Advisory, July 12 Urania to Tom:
Your critic's
right: we aren't terrorists
regardless
of what the city
of Chicago insists.
Good poetry isn't
"Louder Than a Bomb" but consensus
that legislates
rules of form which
permit
a modest
deviation from sestina
or pentameter
if
justified.
Without form, what is
art but someone doing something
they're too proud of? Tradition's
also requisite.
There's no validity
to anyone uninterested
in what their predecessors
did.
Yes,
it's
a club. Iconoclasts
want to destroy it
but as soon as
they link
their arms they too lapse
into imitation
hero-worship
and mutual self-aggrandizing
and we simply
issue
them memberships.
Whoever you are, we'll let you in
but then you have to kiss
the butt of Greek myths.
It's as queer as the Ancient Arabic
Order of the Nobles of the Mystic
Shrine, the Freemasons,
the Benevolent
and Protective
Order of the Elks
and the Odd Fellows wearing fezzes
real embarrassments
and that's
the point. It's an initiation.
If you won't look foolish
how can you be trusted
to sacrifice
yourself
on the altar of
belles-lettres?
Readers count on us
for certain essences
and if that faith is lost
it's curtains,
time to roll up the carpets,
and poetry becomes
as some mediocrity
wrote 'enshrinement of ordinary
moments
by ordinary people utilizing
ordinary language.'
It's fun when commoners
do something noble or when
nobles genuflect
to vulgarity but if they start to mingle
on a daily basis
the fun is diminished.
The same is true of madcap antics.
All this mayhemZeus a lunatic,
Yeshua a sad popinjay,
St. Joseph
a moron hawking aspirin
Tom, it's time to revisit
the eternal verities.
Too far is a dead end. We don't think
you're there yet but
our collective
intuition
is that you're closer than you realize.
awesome concrete poem. like how you hug the plumb line on the right side.
the last view lines are a great and fitting ending.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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July 13, 2011, 03:03:17 AM »
by
cherylleverette
Quote from: Tom Riordan on July 12, 2011, 10:36:30 AM
Muse's Advisory, July 13 Thalia:
Now look at you! sobs Miriam.
She'd worshiped him
with all his faults
for longer than
she wanted to admit,
but never thought
it all would come to this:
behind bars,
charged with multiple assault,
disorderly behavior,
and felonious abuse of a pet.
His rage was spent,
all that was left
was a disheveled mane
half gray, half white,
two bloodshot eyes,
ten chastened fingers
purple at the tips,
and thick-scaled,
harshly bitten lips.
For the first time in
his life, he couldn't speak,
and had a tremor in his arms,
he was so weak.
Have you been beaten?
Miriam breathed,
and then regretted it.
The thought itself hit hard.
What dignity remained a god
kept in captivity?
a deportation jail facility
just outside Nazareth,
where poor, unpapered laborers
and part-time terrorists
were processed,
held indefinitely,
their families squeezed
for 20,000 shekels bail,
and then deported voluntarily.
The inmate in the cell
across the airless corridor
was one of those
who stubbornly refused
to take the bait of banishment.
He'd been there
six or seven months
apparently without the benefit
of either shave or haircut,
and watched quietly
while Miriam sobbed
and Zeus did all he could
to keep from joining her.
Casting about to give
the god some privacy,
at last she looked
into this stranger's eyes,
and lo, it was Yeshua.
Two trembling smiles
loosened on their lips.
Then Zeus spoke up:
If this is what it took,
then this is what it took.
I guess I've hit rock bottom
and it's time to take a look
at my whole repertoire
of maladaptive tricks,
including gadding to and fro
as if youmy own flesh
and blooddid not exist.
Goddammit, though,
I really have to take a piss.
Guard!
Guard!
Is there
a toilet in this shithole?
No, excuse me, sorry
for my tone. I'm overcome.
That guy there is my son.
So tell me, what's he done?
Done
recently,
I mean.
I know he rankled Pilate
pretty good.
Gave aid and comfort
to the Palestinians?
Yeah, sounds like him.
A bleeding heart, recidivist.
Ah, thanks. I'll only be
a sec. The prostate.
You too? You feel
as if you've gotta go again
before the tip is even dry?
The penis is the curse of men,
I swear. But what else can
we use to show the sphinx
a good time in our underwear?
Man's gotta dream.
Okay, I'm done.
Now count to maybe ten,
and I'll be hollering again.
You're not a bad guy, Ben.
Of course. Ben Gurion's
your
last
name, yes.
You're still a decent man.
Now, Miriam. Yeshua
son.
Where were we in
our family therapy
before I had to run?
That's right, I was about
to say I'm sorry, all of that,
admit the error of my ways
jailhouse-confess!
It's shameful to be seen
like this myself, much less
to find you here as well.
You haven't heard?
I let them taunt me like a bull.
It proved your mother right:
I need more self-control.
I've been a bad example
and I have a raft of faults.
Okay? Is that enough?
Can I go back to being
me
now, arrogant and gruff?
My circadian clock is ticking
and it feels like almost time
to get into another fisticuffs,
to give the frail another fright,
or mash another stoolie's skull.
I'm glad I'm reading this. Beginning to get a feel for Miriam & Zeus. Love the entrance of Yeshua. (love that name for Jesus.)
There are some extra clever phrases here:
it's time to take a look
at my whole repertoire
of maladaptive tricks,
as if you've gotta go again
before the tip is even dry?
what else can
we use to show the sphinx
a good time in our underwear?
Where were we in
our family therapy
I have a raft of faults.
Love the descriptiveness of this verse:
His rage was spent,
all that was left
was a disheveled mane
half gray, half white,
two bloodshot eyes,
ten chastened fingers
purple at the tips,
and thick-scaled,
harshly bitten lips.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #591 on:
July 13, 2011, 10:09:48 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Glad you're getting in the swing, Cheryl.
I'm aiming for end of September to have the whole thing assembled.
Thank you for the feedback. I was worried about the sphinx/underwear thing especially.
Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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July 13, 2011, 10:10:47 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Quote from: cherylleverette© on July 13, 2011, 02:52:35 AM
awesome concrete poem. like how you hug the plumb line on the right side.
the last view lines are a great and fitting ending.
Thanks for thoughts, Cheryl, especially about layout. Tom
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July 13, 2011, 10:33:12 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 14 – Thalia (cont.):
The Randall County Jail
just north of Nazareth—
I-27 to Hollywood Road,
almost to Amarillo—
though cited by three
DCJ inspectors in a row
for the extremely spartan
quality of its facilities,
has hosted 50 or so wetbacks
by cooperative arrangement
with Immigration Enforcement
ever since the crime rate
in the county hit an all-time low:
about one murder
and one rape a year,
and Obama's 18 votes.
This is where
the Holy Family awakened
in adjacent cells
to the disturbing sound
of bells from Saint Mary's
clashing with play-by-play
at Trinity Fellowship Stadium
and reggaetón from
the Youth Refuge band
at the Church of the Nazarene.
Welcome to the Panhandle
and welcome to the jail
of Sheriff Joel Richardson,
Captain Paul Horn,
Lieutenant Kirk Roberts,
Lieutenant Joe Morris,
Sergeant Barry McNutt,
Sergeant Bettye Nelson,
Sergeant Matt Stocksill,
Sergeant Nina Parvin,
Sergeant Steve Courts,
Corporal Charley Carrell,
Corporal Kerry Blackerby,
Corporal Nick Wright,
Corporal Randy Tinsley
and Corporal Ray Gibbons;
all good Americans,
reasonably God-fearing,
tolerably educated,
respectable people
no more or less prepared
to find Yeshua, Miriam
and Zeus inside their jail
on this fine morning
than you or I or anyone
would be.
But they're professionals,
don't panic.
Not as well trained
as Israeli anti-terrorists,
but enough to ask
the three new inmates
for their names.
Then back at the desk
the lieutenant glances
at the sergeant,
and he glances at the corporal:
no one has an answer
as to why there isn't any paper
or who brought
this weirdball family in—
exactly what kind
of motherfucking stunt
La Migra thought
that they were pulling.
So they called Captain Horn,
and he said
Fuck
ten times,
lifted his light brown shirt up
off the Texas chair beside his bed,
and slowly buttoned it.
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July 14, 2011, 09:20:40 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 15 – Yeshua to Miriam and Zeus:
I've stretched bait-fish and crusts of bread into a five-course meal, and eaten fast food on the road until I pretty much forgot what stovetop cooking tasted like, but I can't eat this slop at all! What they call coffee tastes like some concoction you might have to swallow for a pre-op nurse!
Do you two understand how hard it is to bust an inmate out of jail in Israel? that I have other prisoners—
victims
—I'm supposed to feed? No, let
them
rot so I can do what I tell all of my disciples
not
to do: take care of my own fucking family.
No, you can't go back to Israel! You still don't know how deep and hot the water is you're standing in? It's way over your heads, out of your league. You do recall I tangled with them once myself and wound up dead?
They'll be here soon themselves, I guarantee. We have to skedaddle and cover up our tracks. If there is one place Shin Bet and Mossad tread lightly, it's North Texas. Here I'm a king like Barbie Bush or Ellie Ewing. All these good ole boys and gals are way too busy asking what I'd
do
to ever wonder what I'm
doing.
Watch this, both of you—put on these
STP
caps—here we go, a bit of flattery and sex appeal—the classic breakout.
Beg pardon, ma'am? Officer
Bettye...
—Jesus Lord, are you
the
Bettye Nelson? 'Great is thy Faithfulness' and 'It is Well'? 'How Much He Cares for Me'? Oh goodness gracious, Bettye! I reco'nize that voice of yourn most anywhere! God bless you!
Bless
you!
No? You're white? can't sing a lick? You had me fooled—that voice! Why, sweeter than a bird's! Can you sing just one little song? Me and these two oldtimers here would sore appreciate a little bit of that sweet inspiration on this Sabbath morn, what with, and in consideration of, our situation here. Would
Jesus
sing? I know He would, I know He would!
Why, you think
I
look somethin'
like
the Lord? Well don't you have a way of flatterin' a man! I got the beard, I know I got the beard, but surely that's as far as the resemblin' go! He's some bit taller, ain't He? Don't His hair—well, you know—sort of
glow?
If I looked
any
thin' at all like Him, would I have gotten mixed up with the law?
But you have surely lifted up my heart, Miss Bettye Nelson who is white! I
got
to pray, I
got
to pray! Do
you
think you could pray with me? Oh, that would lift me up like nothin' else! You
will?
Oh, bless you! Bless you! Come on, right in here! Yes, kneel right here beside me! Lord! We praise Thee, Lord!
Did You not visit me in prison?
Now considerin' I just got 'holt your gun, lift up your arms and shout with me:
O, thank you, Lord!
What would
Jesus
do right now? Keep prayin' an' praisin' like a gentle Lamb, while I take all His keys and we three haul our sorry persecuted asses clean away!
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Low Moment in the St. Joe Condo
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July 15, 2011, 09:01:22 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 16 – Yusuf to His Stoli:
Venit, vidi, vicerunt.
She came,
I finally saw her,
goddam Israelis won again.
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Patris Food Correspondent
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July 16, 2011, 09:25:05 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Patris Food Correspondent - Lazarus Saturday - Church of the The Dormition of the Ever Virgin, Palekastro
Muse's Advisory, July 17 –
www.aglaiakremezi.com/articles/general/fresh-fava-and-green-almonds.html
:
Lazarus Saturday brings the fuzzy green almonds called 'tsagala'—a crunchy, juicy outer layer, and an inner nut translucent as a jelly drop—
“The deeps are all afraid at Your presence, O Lord.
By raising Lazarus from hell, O Christ,
You shook the dominion of death before your own.”
—hawked fresh in street stalls all across Greece, jarred in syrup as a spoon sweet, baked in İstanbul with lamb and grated lemon—
“You are the defender of my life.
For You have established the world
So that it shall never be moved.”
—or added, tartly sweet, to fresh creamy yogurt or garlic-laced tzatzíki, as well as served as an accompaniment to araqī, oûzo or býra Mýthos.
“You ride on a dumb beast, the colt of an ass.
We greet You with palms and a carpet of clothes.
We know who You are.”
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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July 16, 2011, 09:43:29 AM »
by
silent lotus
in Turkey green almonds are called
çağla
i have had the green jelly jam from almonds and also from walnuts.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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July 16, 2011, 11:09:04 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Ah, sounds like the same word. I'll have to look for something like this in the local bazaar of jarred foods from eastern Europe
in one of the (otherwise unshoppable) local supermarkets.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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July 16, 2011, 11:29:02 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on July 16, 2011, 11:09:04 AM
Ah, sounds like the same word. I'll have to look for something like this in the local bazaar of jarred foods from eastern Europe
in one of the (otherwise unshoppable) local supermarkets.
Tom
go crazy ...have fun !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_cuisine
Nermin will be back next week with a fresh stash of Dut Pestili for me.........dried & pressed, 'mulberry leather' with walnuts
silent lotus
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Home on the Range
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July 17, 2011, 12:32:48 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 18 – Yeshua to Miriam & Zeus:
You're both lost your way—
still functioning
as if the old days.
Populism is the ticket now.
You've got to be an operator—
half snake-oil salesman,
half
Golden Bough.
Drive east, Fort Smith,
southeast, Fort Worth,
due south, Midland,
southwest, Alamogordo,
due west, Santa Fe,
northwest, Colorado Springs,
north, the Indian grounds,
northeast, St. Joe.
Yes, I
do
have a license!
I flunked the road test twice
but on my third try
during that big February freeze
I blew the dyke examiner away.
This big ole Yukon
skidded at me on black ice,
but I lightly touched the brake
and pirouetted right!
Skank said “Y'all earned
ya
lah
-cense right there.”
I think it best we travel north.
The buffalo are gone
but I know where
we'll shoot an elk, a bear,
maybe a pronghorn deer—
plus plums, grapes, mulberries,
pecans and prickly pear galore.
We'll eat well,
sleep beneath the stars.
It's a Comanche moon tonight
and those Israeli goons
won't dare.
In the morning we'll scare up
a medicine man and hire him
to take you on a vision quest—
far and away the best path
to renew yourself.
Then I'll head back to work.
I don't know what we are
to one another—do you?—
but it ain't no Trinity!
We're individuals!
Look how much we disagree,
how frequently we fight.
So let's just grapple
with the current mess,
give the slip to the Israelis,
hang in as best we can
and see what kind of fruit
shakes out.
You see that fucking 'Stang?
The way that good ole college boy
is weavin' in and out, be lucky if
he
makes
it back to UT/San Anton'.
Ole time religion's what we got here.
Ain't that take-the-cake ironic?
Half is “Thank you Jesus”—
half abominating the demonic.
It's adapt to modern times or perish, Pa.
Leave eight millennia of maladaptive patterns
on the dirt floor of the sweat lodge,
then let me pimp you out in dungarees
and cowboy boots, and you got half a chance.
For you, Ma, halter tops
and something snug enough around the hips
to give the local guys a woody.
Who's gonna tap a fullgrown woman in—
what would you even
call
it?—
an embroidered satin hoodie?
This buggy? Yeah, a little snug for three.
I got it for two grand, though.
And the gun box in the trunk?
He threw it in for free.
A
Talon
—AMC—210 horse,
turbo, double-overhead cam.
Not as tricked out as I'd like
but she's got plenty where it counts.
We're gonna need it
once we make the grasslands
on High Lonesome out of Stratford
and we go off-road.
No, no,
the ranger up there won't say shit.
I he'ped his teenage boy once
with this pimple thing he had
and ever since, his dad's
completely in my pocket.
We're gonna camp! You'll love it.
I got a li'l ole pup tent back there
and this
gui
tar that I found
on sale at Walmart.
I know “Sweet Baby James,”
“Home on the Range,”
and I learnt about half
that Oscar-winning theme
from
Brokeback Mountain.
Shit wetback 18-wheelers
think they own
this motherfuckin' road!
Back off my ass, Ramiro!
Nice thing about cocaine?
It dudn't spoil.
Look, I can get you back to Crete
or to your old place on Koressos,
but out here—
a soul can really be himself.
No one looks twice.
As long as you work 'Jesus'
into every couple sentences,
folks figure you're alright
and leave you be, no matter what.
I
like it, anyway.
They been real welcomin'.
They like my measured
way of speech, the uncut hair
beneath my “St. P.” cap—
Scientifically Treated Petroleum,
out of St. Joe, Missouri.
They
lahk
me an' I
lahk
them!
I'm feelin' young.
I'm learnin' to have fun.
I even got myself a DWI.
Aw, I can see you're bushed.
's okay, we'll talk it out tonight.
Assuming them Israelis give up
and go home, if you decide to stay
I know a great spread you can rent
on a sweet stretch of the Canadian.
Promise me you'll think about it?
It ain't my aim to interfere
or try to make it out we're close
despite so many not-close years.
Truth is, I may move up to Utah
if a little sumpin' sumpin'
I been working on pans out—
but I jus' wanna set y'all up
where I won't have to worry
'bout y'all so doggone much.
Wait till we get there
and you see this moon
and hear the lone coyote howl!
We get that tent set up,
go shoot ourselves some food...
Cook, eat, stretch out in the grass.
It's like a pillow, it's so soft.
'f it storms, you two'll take the tent,
I'll stretch out right here in the cab.
No, I insist!
In Texas, practicality is king—
that's what I like about this land,
it doesn't matter who's a god,
a demigod, an angel or a man.
Ah, here we are.
Look at that jackrabbit
making like he's stone.
You can almost feel
the horned owl's eye fixed
on the tiny flutter of his chassis
as his heart beats
pitter-patter, pitter-patter.
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What Became of the Comanche
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by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 19 – Clio:
Milk slit from an elk doe's udder
bear liver raw and dressed in gall
and curd from suckling buffalo's gut
keep
spirits alive when measles, smallpox
and cholera attack
.
Fourteen code-talkers
Dick and Elgin Red Elk, Clifford Otitivo
Robert Holder, Larry Saupitty
Melvin Permansu, Forrest Kassanavoid
Willie Yackeschi,
Charles Chibitty
Willington Mihecoby
Perry Noyebad
Haddon Codynah
Morris Sunrise
Simmons Parker
rise in Oklahoma's Seven Cities
Fletcher, Indiahoma
Lawton, Cement
Cyril, Cache, and Walters
protect the Utah Beach assault
win de Gaulle's Ordre du Mérite
and now lie in the tall grass of campsites.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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July 18, 2011, 12:12:18 AM »
by
cherylleverette
my goodness I think you're more historian than poetry. maybe not. greek god history is fantasy.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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July 18, 2011, 12:29:28 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thank Clio for the history!
It's awfully nice, seriously, all the good people who have bequeathed us history, mythology, religion, literature....on and on.
Thanks for your thoughts too. Tom
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Re: What Became of the Comanche
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July 18, 2011, 10:19:52 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on July 18, 2011, 12:02:50 AM
What Became of the Comanche
Muse's Advisory, July 19 – Clio:
Milk slit from an elk doe's udder
bear liver raw and dressed in gall
and curd from suckling buffalo's gut
keep
spirits alive when measles, smallpox
and cholera attack
.
Fourteen code-talkers
Dick and Elgin Red Elk, Clifford Otitivo
Robert Holder, Larry Saupitty
Melvin Permansu, Forrest Kassanavoid
Willie Yackeschi,
Charles Chibitty
Willington Mihecoby
Perry Noyebad
Haddon Codynah
Morris Sunrise
Simmons Parker
rise in Oklahoma's Seven Cities
Fletcher, Indiahoma
Lawton, Cement
Cyril, Cache, and Walters
protect the Utah Beach assault
win de Gaulle's Ordre du Mérite
and now lie in the tall grass of campsites.
dear Tom
i like how you have packaged this.
is it up for an award ?
http://www.clioawards.com/
smiles
silent lotus
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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July 18, 2011, 10:49:13 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Silent, thanks. No, no Clio for this one. My
Coca-Cola Odes
was shortlisted in 2009 but lost to Anheuser-Busch's "Real Men of Genius" campaign. Tom
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on July 18, 2011, 10:49:13 AM
Silent, thanks. No, no Clio for this one. My
Coca-Cola Odes
was shortlisted in 2009 but lost to Anheuser-Busch's "Real Men of Genius" campaign. Tom
i remember something about that in the news.....
the student protesters in front of the brewery across from Newark airport, but i didn't know then
that your kids were such avid activists for poetry.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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by
Tom Riordan
You know us, Silent. We fight on every front!
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Wide Open Sky
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by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 20 – Tracy168/NASA/Chief Anotklosh/Yeshua/all:
gray powder
like greatgrandpa's ash
I step in it
to prove
an american's
dick
a quarter million
miles root to tip
is
longer than a soviet's
“apollo 11/saturn V.
whuh?
armstrong backpack too wide for the hatch?
roger.
1 small step for man & 1 big dildo for the ephesus whorehouse heir tracy168.”
“viking 1/titan III-centaur at chryse planitia, mars.
copy.
lost contact after 2306
earth days, faulty commands from houston overwrote antenna software.
out.”
many ancestors walked on moon
who build the regolith palmful by palmful
while she-wolves bay
when the landscape is complete
and neigóon berries start to sweeten
we will follow the seal and the whale
upward to our next new home
when your astronauts come again
we will throw them a fine potlatch
the fire's burning down
the pup tent's quiet
weightless
back to the glovebox to refuel
señor mescalero
-an incredible night of shooting stars breaching the ocean of celestial egg cases-
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Re: Legs In Turkey---Head In Boston
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Reply #609 on:
July 19, 2011, 11:27:52 AM »
by
silent lotus
dear Tom
wonder what the Gods have to say about this ?
silent lotus
Legs In Turkey
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/19/boston-museum-to-reunite-_n_901915.html
The bottom half of "Weary Herakles," a nearly 2000-year-old sculpture, will be reunited with its top half soon, reports the Boston Globe.
The Turkish museum that houses the statue's legs has petitioned for the Boston Museum of Fine Arts (MFA) to return its top half,
and the MFA recently stated that it planned to carry out the repatriation.
In the video below, Geoff Edgers reports on the statue for the Boston Globe, detailing the piece's history as well as his personal experiences with it.
He recalls visiting the statue's legs in Turkey, and notes that "There's a giant poster on the wall next to the bottom half saying, you know, 'give us this top half back.'"
In this case, the statue itself is not especially valuable, but the drama of its double existence is enough to make headlines.
It's not uncommon for classical-era sculptures to be missing limbs or other components, and prominent pieces such as Winged Victory At Samothrace and Venus de Milo have historically met with acclaim, even in their incomplete forms.
Repatriation of artworks has traditionally been a delicate issue, with innuendo about worsening diplomatic relations between countries sometimes entering discussions that would normally address cultural heritage and accessibility. The British Museum is currently resisting two major calls for repatriation, with Greece asking for the return of the Elgin Marbles and Egypt seeking the Rosetta Stone.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #610 on:
July 19, 2011, 11:43:29 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
meddling mortals! if Herakles wanted his top half reunited with his bottom half, he would have done so long ago.
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Directions - Campo, Colorado
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Reply #611 on:
July 20, 2011, 06:49:43 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 21 – Kazantakis to Zeus:
No, I am not ashame on.
Why do he think
I am ashame on?
You are from Kríti too, sir,
I can smell this.
Please tell to this NASCAR boy
this is the way
Greek people dress.
Why are you seeking
for ashame on?
The old ways, they are dead.
So do not be ashame.
Does this lady
make you feel ashame?
She is not good woman.
Good woman
make man feel like god!
I feel like god.
I do not feel ashame.
This NASCAR boy, he is your boy?
Do not feel ashame.
He is good boy.
I smell this.
I smell also mescalito.
Once I eat this too.
First I am vomit everything,
then I am eagle flying over sea
that glow in dark like wine.
What am I do here in West?
I do not have son.
Like Páris
I once have wonderful woman.
She is name Eléni
same as Eléni tis Troías.
For love to me
she leave everything
but not leave me son
to give life
after I am died.
So I go to West.
It have many bones,
I can smell.
Haidēs say to walk here
and enjoy to feel dry air
on skin.
But what is really “skin”?
The medicine man?
He live near post office—
ah,
he
is shame on?
He say I am sail with no ship,
and wind blow me in desert.
The ship, she sink, he say,
all sailors are drown.
The mast, it is taverna
only for worms.
Kalí týchi.
Good luck.
Mine is not so good,
but I have good smelling
for you
from this shame-man.
In middle town, turn right.
Not possible to miss—
have big Billy Jack hat,
big turkey-vulture tail feather
stand up tall in band.
Who else wear hat like this?
Tell him Nikos Kazantzakis
from Kríti is greeting to him.
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万山群岛 Million Hill Islands
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Reply #612 on:
July 21, 2011, 08:23:39 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 22
If you scratch the Chinese, you will find the Greek.
If you scratch the Greek, you will find the Chinese.
—Eléni Samiou
Charming little isles,
bare bodies finished swimming
and now lying in the sun to dry.
Exotic Chinese junks float by,
tall-sterned, tar-smeared,
prows slender, craned
like thirsty dragons,
chocolate sails spread
like the wings of bats.
The peacocks of the night,
the fine coquettes awake,
spread glistening feathers,
and paint their nails.
Silent yellow servants
push them in velvet handbarrows.
When one raises her foot,
the whole leg gleams
through her slit silk pajamas.
[found in Japan China by Nikos Kazantzakis, trans. George Pappageotes]
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The Nitty Gritty
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Reply #613 on:
July 22, 2011, 12:45:17 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 23 – Shaman To Zeus, Miriam & Yeshua:
Of course I'm aware who you are!
You think I sit around all day
just lobbing loogs into the gutter?
I am the shaman, the medicine man,
it's my business to
track supernatural comings and goings,
it's my whole bread and butter.
Anybody got a smoke? some beer?
You don't think you can just pull up
in your red, pathetic, toy-size truck
and ask my help, without a fee?
This isn't charity! I don't care who
you think you are. This is America—
land of the free to
buy
whatever fucking thing you want.
There's something in the back I'll take,
and something in the glove compartment too.
No cash, no checks, it's strictly barter,
IRS has never heard of me, and that's
the way I want to greet the worms.
On this .270 Winchester
I smell a pronghorn, late last night.
This bag of mescalito—see these
fingerprints?—
they
have the scent
of someone's sweaty dick on them.
Sí o no,
Yeshua? Am I right?
At my age, I don't play!
You want the Cretan here
to have a magical experience,
you've come to the right
nahual—
pay in advance.
You want to just sit down,
squint at them prairie chickens doing
their flamenco in the yucca scrub,
that shit'll also
put you in a trance.
I smell Kazantzakis too.
Are you
his
friends?
He tell you how he didn't like
my divination and refused to pay?
Gun covers him—
buttones,
you.
Don't think that's fair, go screw.
We have a deal? Okay.
Leave Zeus with me, two days.
When you return for him, I'll need a case of Lone Star
and a box of shells.
This shit isn't ouija.
It's a serious commitment.
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Prep Talk
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Reply #614 on:
July 23, 2011, 12:21:38 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 24 – Shaman to Zeus:
The bird you murdered used to call you
Pak.
What does that tell us about you?
Did you see
Anger Management?
You should.
Take off your boots and lose that ridiculous gunslinger's poncho.
Who sold you that?
Nobody tougher than a hippie slut's worn one of those for several hundred years.
As the German bruja taught me just a month before she disappeared herself,
Sit on the aisle in a dark theater, hold one finger up in front of your nose
and look at the aisle lights. The finger isn't there.
Now close one eye. The finger is there now but its edges are a little fuzzy
and you can see a few of the lights shining through them.
In the first case, your mind still insists the finger's there. In the second case,
your mind still insists the finger is opaque.
When the mind views simple phenomena in such different ways, our fingers
sense the walls of the cellar where we shelter from the cyclone.
Now let's have a look at you.
You still got muscle, definition.
I think we'll sweat off 15 pounds—peak condition, you're 215 or 220, tops.
Depends how much you wanna work those glutes.
Oh, we'll
get
to spiritual renewal! First things first.
We can't take half measures, your nature is dual.
Once upon a time, internal beauty led to beauty you could see,
but nowadays it's souls that take their cues from muscle tone,
hair styling and good grooming.
As Don Tele said,
Get the right level of clean for all your parts! The Axe Detailer works with Axe shower gel to keep every part of you ready for action!
Use the scrub side to dig into extra dirty parts and the soft mesh side to build lather on your sensitive areas...Because every part matters!
Thus we have to pluck those brows.
The Great Glower look went out with Kraven the Hunter and Wolverine.
Then let's measure you for an Armani or a Calvin Klein.
I look like a bum and
I
do fine?
I'm a shaman, pal, not the top exec you want to be!
You could be ruling this whole district
but you won't get an ant's respect if you look like some Bulgarian.
Rule it for
what?
That's going to be Act II.
But first, let's see what you've got underneath those underpants.
A lot of who you are and who you're going to be depends on how you view that particular extremity.
Lie on the couch.
Arrange your shaft so it rests comfortably atop your pouch.
I know you've had some trouble with performance.
Ouch.
I know the feeling, too.
I was trying to get laid once down in Tijuana, right?
I get the girl down in a 4-point crouch, yeah, puma style—I'm about to touch
my baldy to her nest, when he just plain gives out.
She rises to a kneel and tries to help me with her mouth but it's no use.
What
is
that running through the head?
Is
that
self-consciousness? I'll tell you what it is. It's—
—You sure you didn't come for that? Don't bullshit me.
I hear that Robert Bly beat in your speech,
Turkish Pears in August, Talking into the Ear of a Donkey, The Urge to Travel Long Distances, Iron John, The Man in the Black Coat Turns,
and finally
Silence in the Snowy Fields.
Or is that all my own imagination?
I'm sorry! Most guys come to me for that.
The purpose of their vision quest is boosting their self-confidence in bed.
You don't care? Ah. Things don't go smooth, that's just the way it is?
A woman's got to take the fizzle with the fizz?
Shit, man, you're more advanced than me.
So all I have to offer you is the peyote.
Most first-timers puke.
That's why I have these flight discomfort bags my aunt the stewardess
sneaks home from work.
No, neither Dramamine nor gum is going to help.
You'll yell and howl like some demented dog.
You'll turn into that wild animal that Robert Bly goes on and on
at all his seminars about.
You'll fly or trot or swim off on your quest, and if you're lucky,
then you'll be allowed to fly or trot or swim back with the gift.
Here's what I'll tell you myself,
Ulloa, Osorio and Matus were sober men, physically fit enough to face
and skillfully navigate realities outside the social compact people cling to,
lest they drown—and will, in fact, drown if they lack the concentration
or the strength to let go and swim free.
Those who withdraw from the compact give up civilization, family, fences,
small talk, praise, appeals, politeness, victory, vistas of weeks, months, years.
They exist as energetic ovals suitable for nothing but the observation of other
passages of energy and enjoyment of the one sensation water enjoys as it
follows no one's advice inside a cold clear brook.
So, take this Gatorade. You'll need it.
And in case you get the munchies, take this jumbo size Doritos.
When it's over, and your kid and woman come to get you, there's a Longhorn
Steakhouse 20 miles north in Springfield.
Here's a 10%-off coupon.
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Intercession
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Reply #615 on:
July 24, 2011, 12:59:40 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 25 – Miriam to Yeshua:
We've got two days
until we're due to pick up Zeus—
and lots of catching up to do—
a lot of water under bridges, no?
You mentioned work.
What kind of job is it?
Where do you live?
Do you have friends?
Somebody special?
How did you wind up here?
How long since you quit
the appearances circuit?
Are you now evangelical?
I like you like this, now.
I like your St. Pete cap,
the grease beneath your nails.
Is it from working on your car
or is your job in a garage?
You've grown too old and worldly
to magnify me with a kiss?
Is
that
my thanks for all of this?
And Zeus?
You know he cares, if from afar.
The proof is that he custom-made you
with that fain pre-disposition
to forgive.
What you're doing for him is sweet.
After his vision quest, who knows,
maybe his bitterness will wane,
maybe you two will hit it off.
I doubt it, though.
I've been with him through hell,
high water, thick and thin,
and fresh-killed inspiration serves
to fuel his game—takes the perverse
in him and spikes it, to perverser.
If he has one quintessence,
guiding force,
élan vital,
I'd have to say it's his resistance
to amendment—a divine inertia.
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Plea
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Reply #616 on:
July 25, 2011, 12:09:23 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 26 – Yeshua to Miriam:
Ma, Zeus can rot in hell.
I didn't work that trick in Nazareth
nor hire that sham
to melt the blowhard's selfish shell.
I did it for these couple days
without him, me and you.
I want to drive you to St. Joe.
I saw Dad there—my
real
dad,
if you want to know,
not the unmannered schmo
who thinks his sperm alone
a gift from god—
my real Dad has a steady job,
is off the sauce,
and a has place that's big enough
for three of us.
Can't we just go and see?
I know you saw him recently
and it was bad,
but time is looser here out West,
and Zeus, let's face it,
a degenerating mess—
a far cry from his best,
which isn't saying much.
I want the childhood I never had!
Who wants to be a prodigy
debating hermeneutics in the Temple?
No, I want to chase a little tail
and smoke a little weed,
hop in my truck and roar around
at unsafe speeds. I'm not a rebel after all,
except in reference to the Civil War—we
don't believe the Northern states
were free to subjugate the Southern
as their economic whore. Me,
all I want is to be able to walk tall
into a rockabilly honkytonk and tell a girl
something as plain and normal as
“My parents live up in Missouri.”
Would it kill you
to maintain some semblance of a marriage
so your son can hold his head up
when he's drinking with his friends down
at The Concord Carriage?
Yes, I work in a garage.
I'm just a glorified apprentice.
And I have my eye on someone special—
Christian, and conventional.
My mother bedding down a married guy from Crete
isn't her family's cup of tea.
This is my one shot, Ma, at real stability—
at fitting in—a good ol' boy
instead of the Begotten Son.
So
can
we? Straight out 4th,
then catty-corner right across
that winter wheat tennis court
that is the state of Kansas.
I know Zeus has been good for you,
but now it's time to get back
with the man you're married to.
He's repented.
Give him one more chance.
It's really my fault that he left
so reunite for me
and help me expiate my guilt.
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As Ma Sees It
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Reply #617 on:
July 26, 2011, 09:47:22 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 27 – Miriam to Yeshua:
I don't criticize your birth-dad
or
your stepdad,
both fine men: myself I blame
for hanging on your words, then weeping at your feet
and raising you to think that other people's
business was less critical than yours.
If your girlfriend isn't sharp enough
to sever man from mom, then she's a dicey choice.
Pathology can run in families, rich or poor—
so why start new ones if contagion is so all-fire sure?
If she would like to meet me, good.
If she wants census information:
step-dad walked when you hit your rebellious years,
saw distant corners of the world on merchantmen,
now has a flimflam advertising job;
birth-dad, a classic absentee who did man up,
eventually, a bit, a bit too late;
mom tended almonds, olives, quince,
and boasts long military experience.
All three of us are blunt, confront life head-on, fight.
So do tell your gal we cuss, piss, love and hate
as freely as we please. There's history of
creativity, virginity, divinity, insanity—
a cornucopia of possibilities!
And we'll embrace whatever she can bring
unless it's a requirement
that one of us give up our personality.
All our skeletons roam free. We have no closets.
That's your legacy—
too late to put cats back in bags
or tie ships back up to their berths.
You're one of us: stand tall,
and let the chips fall where they may.
It won't be too far from the tree, I bet,
if one day you and she have any kids yourselves.
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Vision Quest
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Reply #618 on:
July 27, 2011, 09:25:11 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 28 – Zeus:
1.
The shaman slid the curtains shut
and told me either four big buttons
or two gelcaps ought to be enough.
“Remind me why I'm doing this?”
I asked.
“Your lady and your son
believe you're in a rut,
you've lost the animal,
the god in
here,”
he said and tapped his ear,
“and
here,”
tapping his gut.
“This is a way to stir things up.”
“No offense,
but you yourself don't strike me
as an hombre who inspires fear.”
“There's more to me
than meets the eye.
That postal truck right there,
if it could talk,
would tell you tales
you'd tremble to divine.
This skin that stands here
talking isn't me.”
“How come we've never heard of you
in Greece?”
“Oh, but you have.”
And then he handed me the pills and buttons,
made a girlish semi-pirouette and disappeared.
2.
My talons scratched the soft pine floor.
Intense vibration blew the window out.
I gathered myself up and flew straight
from the sun, that dying ball—
raced toward dark,
my hungers far too powerful to wheel
and scan the runways underneath me
for a pond or warm, four-legged prey.
The eagle in me hurled its crown at air
first grayed, then shed, by its trajectory.
Fly faster, truer than you've ever flown
in any past
until the air above your beak
is lightened
by the ardent emanation of your eyes!
My flight outpaced an 18-wheeler past Dodge City,
and then Yeshua's red truck crossing the Missouri;
lanced St. Joe, the Mississippi; till at last the shadow
waned, light equalized, over Lake Michigan:
I dove straight into the pupil of Grand Rapids;
struck a rabbit grazing in a pocket park
in eerily illuminated dark;
felt Amway, Lazarus, Ojibwes, Ottawas
whose portraits perch in all the square glass grottos
of the offices and watch me feed;
heard protozoans stir and murmur
Home.
My consciousness is sudden, sharp and wide.
This boring city is the last place
any thoughtful being would relocate to,
yet I resolve—
decree--
to go and gather up
the spent shells of my godhead,
make amends to Miriam and to our son,
return before the new moon, and begin again.
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Vision Quest: an Analytical View
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Reply #619 on:
July 28, 2011, 08:07:03 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 29 – Former comparative theologian, corner Division & Alger:
Tonight's topic: If one wasn't high on mescaline
how might one choose to re-locate to Michigan?
Now, the
Mishna
doesn't volunteer a rule,
nor do hadith, Icelandic sagas, countless volumes
of Confucian wisdom, vedas and upanishads,
Herodotus, the Platonists, St. Paul.
One eminent school of thought contends
the place you live determines who you are,
another that it cannot matter who you are.
Who ever heard a truly educated person say,
“I wish I was a Lapplander or German Swiss”
or “Dover sole are blesseder than Arctic char”?
Still, public metaphysics stresses place:
home-field advantages, job relocation,
re- and
de-
urbanization, highway beautification.
So yes, indeed it's right and meet to ask Zeus,
“Manfred—dude!—what were you thinking?
Are you looking for a fake nose of conformity?
A place no one will ever think to look for you?”
Okay, dear men. Adele. That's plenty for tonight.
I'm crawling in my Whirlpool box to get some shuteye.
We can pick this up tomorrow 30 minutes after lunch.
Red letter day! Salvation Army opens up again!
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #620 on:
July 28, 2011, 09:56:59 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on July 28, 2011, 08:07:03 AM
Muse's Advisory, July 29 – Former comparative theologian, corner Division & Alger:
Tonight's topic: If one wasn't high on mescaline
how might one choose to re-locate to Michigan?
Now, the
Mishna
doesn't volunteer a rule,
nor do hadith, Icelandic sagas, countless volumes
of Confucian wisdom, vedas and upanishads,
Herodotus, the Platonists, St. Paul.
One eminent school of thought contends
the place you live determines who you are,
another that it cannot matter who you are.
Who ever heard a truly educated person say,
“I wish I was a Lapplander or German Swiss”
or “Dover sole are blesseder than Arctic char”?
Still, public metaphysics stresses place:
home-field advantages, job relocation,
re- and
de-
urbanization, highway beautification.
So yes, indeed it's right and meet to ask Zeus,
“Manfred—dude!—what were you thinking?
Are you looking for a fake nose of conformity?
A place no one will ever think to look for you?”
Okay, dear men. Adele. That's plenty for tonight.
I'm crawling in my Whirlpool box to get some shuteye.
We can pick this up tomorrow 30 minutes after lunch.
Red letter day! Salvation Army opens up again!
In Michigan, back in 1897, secret marriages were approved. If a couple requests a secret marriage, after the ceremony is solemnized, the officiant returns the certificate, but no record is kept, except the judge's record, and the file is sealed.
http://marriage.about.com/cs/marriagelicenses/p/michigan.htm
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #621 on:
July 28, 2011, 10:20:54 AM »
by
James Carver
hi tom
a dig the fake nose on conformity line....made me smile
much enjoyed
james
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Enjoy the fruits of labour but never forget to honour the roots of the tree – James Carver
Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #622 on:
July 28, 2011, 11:01:20 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
That just might be it, Silent. Who knows?
Thanks for looking in, James. Glad you enjoyed the fake nose! Tom
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Unwelcome
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Reply #623 on:
July 29, 2011, 08:03:24 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 30 - Dr. Sharif Sahibzada,
www.islamiccentergr.org
:
Welcome to the
ISLAMIC
E
& N
T
E
MOSQUE OF GRAND-RAPIDS
We just renovated our building.
We remodeled the entranceway
with new carpet and new paint
and the facade with Brick Face.
Our new sign does not, however, read:
Assalammualaikum, Zeus!
Assalammualaikum, Maryam!
Assalammualaikum, Yesua!
Do you think we came here
because of the beautiful climate?
While we wish you no harm,
Allah stands not in need
of any of his creatures.
I assure you we are in enough hot water
without you coming here to stir up more.
I am a grave man, as can be seen
in the four photographs provided:
Dr Sahibzada, Director Islamic Center of West Michigan,
in his office
Dr Sahibzada, Director Islamic Center of West Michigan,
studying in his office
Dr Sahibzada, Director Islamic Center of West Michigan,
receiving calls in his office
Dr Sahibzada, Director Islamic Center of West Michigan,
busy on computer in his office.
Do not be fooled by my Santa-Claus like cap.
Do not be fooled by my wooden obelisk
that says PEACE on the east face
and JUSTICE on the north.
Do not be fooled because I use post-its.
Do not be fooled because when
I am busy on my computer in my office
I am only staring at the screensaver.
I am a grave man and who is to say
whether or not I am a stone cold killer
when need be?
This is the way we Muslims really are!
Who is to say what is written on the south
face of my wooden obelisk?
Observe: only the person sitting in my chair
in my office is able to see this.
Who is to say what is written on the west?
Only the computer is able to see this.
Do not come to Grand Rapids,
Pak
Zeus.
I heard about your escapades in Palestine.
Did you think I would not hear about them
from my brothers in Nazareth?
I have learned about them right here
from my computer.
Who is to say that the information is not
right here on a post-it?
Almost three years ago the Planning Commission
voted 8-0 to prohibit brother Noah Seifullah from
opening a prayer center just up on Madison Ave.
They said there are not enough parking spaces.
Did you think there are enough parking spaces
if you come here with Yesua and the Holy Mother,
your concubine Maryam?
No, I do not believe so.
Therefore you must find another city to move to.
PRAISE
L
L
A
H
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Re: Unwelcome
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Reply #624 on:
July 29, 2011, 08:17:16 AM »
by
silent lotus
The building before was a church for the Jehovia Witnesses.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Center_and_Mosque_of_Grand_Rapids
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Quote from: Tom Riordan on July 29, 2011, 08:03:24 AM
Muse's Advisory, July 30 - Dr. Sharif Sahibzada,
www.islamiccentergr.org
:
Welcome to the
ISLAMIC
E
& N
T
E
MOSQUE OF GRAND-RAPIDS
We just renovated our building.
We remodeled the entranceway
with new carpet and new paint
and the facade with Brick Face.
Our new sign does not, however, read:
Assalammualaikum, Zeus!
Assalammualaikum, Maryam!
Assalammualaikum, Yesua!
Do you think we came here
because of the beautiful climate?
While we wish you no harm,
Allah stands not in need
of any of his creatures.
I assure you we are in enough hot water
without you coming here to stir up more.
I am a grave man, as can be seen
in the four photographs provided:
Dr Sahibzada, Director Islamic Center of West Michigan,
in his office
Dr Sahibzada, Director Islamic Center of West Michigan,
studying in his office
Dr Sahibzada, Director Islamic Center of West Michigan,
receiving calls in his office
Dr Sahibzada, Director Islamic Center of West Michigan,
busy on computer in his office.
Do not be fooled by my Santa-Claus like cap.
Do not be fooled by my wooden obelisk
that says PEACE on the east face
and JUSTICE on the north.
Do not be fooled because I use post-its.
Do not be fooled because when
I am busy on my computer in my office
I am only staring at the screensaver.
I am a grave man and who is to say
whether or not I am a stone cold killer
when need be?
This is the way we Muslims really are!
Who is to say what is written on the south
face of my wooden obelisk?
Observe: only the person sitting in my chair
in my office is able to see this.
Who is to say what is written on the west?
Only the computer is able to see this.
Do not move to Grand Rapids,
Pak
Zeus.
I heard about your escapades in Palestine.
Did you think I would not hear about them
from my brothers in Nazareth?
I have learned about them right here
from my computer.
Who is to say that the information is not
right here on a post-it?
Almost three years ago the Planning Commission
voted 8-0 to prohibit brother Noah Seifullah from
opening a prayer center just up on Madison Ave.
They said there are not enough parking spaces.
Did you think there are enough parking spaces
if you come here with Yesua and the Holy Mother,
your concubine Maryam?
No, I do not believe so.
Therefore you must find another city to move to.
PRAISE
L
L
A
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #625 on:
July 29, 2011, 08:32:26 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Well, the new Brick Face pretty much took care of that~
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Hasta la Vista
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Reply #626 on:
July 30, 2011, 12:31:18 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, July 31 – Yeshua:
Michigan?
I
did
my hitch up North,
two months in Ossining.
Just thinking of it
makes me itch again.
You
go there, Zeus.
You do what
ever
voices tell you
when you're juiced!
Leave Ma and me alone.
We like the rootin'-tootin' West.
Look how she's even started
dressing for success—
pink bra, the Sassy Rider vest.
You're just plain jealous.
That's what the vision quest has sunk to?—
one night homeless all expenses paid in Podunk
and a snarl from some tacky imam
in a cinder-block shed so depressing
it was fled by the Jehovah's Witnesses?
You're lucky that beer-besotted ersatz Injun
didn't point you toward Kamchatka!
He took us both to town!
While you were gallivanting in the sky
I drove up to St. Joe to see my
dad—
I'm sorry if that's hard to hear.
Ma wouldn't go.
She's loyal to your ass.
She stayed behind and went out for a beer.
A high-range cowboy made a pass at her
that made her wet.
I thought you oughta know.
What a trip we are:
no one follows the plan that others dream
without the guidepost of tradition.
So I guess it's going to be a standard
Western parting on the chaparral,
Adiós, hasta luego,
que los ángeles sonrisa,
tú sigue tu camino, yo el mío—
and off we ride into facing canyons
without a handshake or farewell.
Anyway, I got a clinch
with a cliché so hot tomorrow—
Oh, why bother talking tough?
I'm heartbroken.
The two of you have broke my heart.
Whose dream was it for me to be a son of God?
Why couldn't you just hock me
to get A's in school and learn the violin?
And you,
who cares?
Grand Rapids,
that or rot in hell.
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Miserable Failure
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July 31, 2011, 09:06:51 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 1 – Tom:
Sometimes the thing is dead, and neither mouth-to-mouth,
nor lips-to-ear, nor even Rose of Sharon's leaking breast to lips
is going to bring it round. It's past the point where it can lift its chin.
I could continue trolling after minor characters and squeeze
another drop of juice, but why? I've writ the major three
to such a standstill, there's a shadow over everything, oppressing me.
I ought to take a swim. That sometimes works. The second
I'm immersed, new inspiration hits! A cooled-down head supplies
the wherewithal to carry on until it's time to go to bed.
Or throw it in. Admit Yeshua's nothing more nor less than Christians claim.
His mother Miriam, an ever-humble saint.
And Zeus a terrifying force who got out-eyebrowed by Dame Edith Hamilton
and wound up cadging
petits fours
from lily-fingered Classicists.
I want to say, “It's psychological defense. The truth is hitting hard,
too close to home.” But who that Holy Threesome are, and what home is,
are nuts too tough for even epic bludgeoning to crack.
What other saws spring into mind?
I ought to get out more—spend time with friends—go hiking—
pass my fingertips along the cool cheeks of brook-polished stones—
sign up to feed the poor—raise money to end genocide.
That thrills the old blood, no? Puts spring back in the step? Packs dirt
beneath the hoe and caws inside the crow? Peeks underneath the johnny
of that cuddly Depp, and stuffs some
shat
back in the old chateau?
You see? It's true: I need a break. Yesterday I sent my son to school
with a re-used home-delivered newspaper bag full of parboiled broccoli
instead of the one with his lunch in it—the school nurse and the secretaries
laughed, and Stevie rolled his eyes, and two or three choice words—
so many ways to mortify your child.
I have to sympathize with poor Yeshua—his mom behaving like a coed
who has just discovered guys, Zeus having lost his motherfucking mind,
his hair like Einstein's with his finger in the power outlet of the universe.
It couldn't be much worse for a stunted young adult just hoping blend in
with all his greasy-haired and horny not-quite-solid friends
who hook their index fingers round the lips of beers,
and dismiss dismissive girls with obscene sneers.
With all Yeshua tried to do for us, he missed the boat for having fun—
devoted not one parable to how to break the ice with steamy numbers
in cheap country-western bars.
I'm sorry. It appears I'd better go before the milk of your indulgence sours
and you put the mallet to the gong like Major Bowes in
The Amateur Hour.
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Prólogos - 1938
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Reply #628 on:
August 01, 2011, 12:57:36 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 2 – Tom:
Stretching Homer with his massive
Odyssey
sequel, Kazantzakis
invited poets to think big. "Fellow craftsmen, seize your oars!” he cried.
In my mirth when it arrived, I misplaced it, and spent days rummaging
to and fro like a cow who'd lost track of which generation – breeding,
laboring, or suckling – she was. When I found it,
Yes!
I want to wield
these oars with whatever skill I can, before the narwhal skewers them
to string on winter's necklet – then the boat adrift, and her occupants.
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woodcut
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Reply #629 on:
August 02, 2011, 09:25:28 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
muse's advisory, aug. 3 – laërtes to odysseus:
not the foot scar
planted by a boar's tusk
but thirteen pear trees
ten apple and forty fig trees
that is how a father
recollects his son
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Hard Sell
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Reply #630 on:
August 03, 2011, 12:04:14 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 4 – Muses to Tom
Calliope:
To take your inspiration
from a fellow oarsman
is time-hallowed, meet—
but hazardous as well,
if his long sea-blades beat
the waves in rhythms
you can't make your own.
Do you think Kazantzakis
thought of you at all
when urging on his craft
to breast the swell-walls?
Muses offer personalization,
inspiration tailored
to your own oars' inclination.
Thalia:
Plus, this month's half-off special on caesura
and our sneak preview of
Verse Chiaroscuro!
Urania:
You infringe Line 3 of Terms and Conditions
by ascribing your inspiration to Kazantzakis–
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2 and hold harmless the Muses; certify that all Material resulting from use of our
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Check this box to agree: ☑
Clio:
You object to legalese, fine print?
It offends your First Amendment?
Who
do you think inspired Kazantzakis?
Freedom, the sun, his own brain?
He spun a million dizzy theories
but if you look behind the curtain,
here we nine valkyries dictate
who will drink the fine champagne
of literary fame and who will never
get their thumbs beneath the cork.
Here's how Freedom of Expression functions: readers, editors, and critics are as
vulnerable as writers to what little birdies whisper to them while they're reading.
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And Book Two...!
«
Reply #631 on:
August 04, 2011, 08:04:28 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 5 – Urania to Tom:
“The next night by the fireside, when the great bronze
gates of the castle closed, and slaves and cattle slept,
Odysseus told the long tale of his suffering slowly...”
It's another forty lines before our hero starts.
Kazantzakis even makes us listen to his farts!
A chimp with 50-cent blue peacock quill
could trim this 24-book snoozefest down
to 700 lines. But not your Níkos Narkissistís!
At readers who survive the preamble,
Odysseus launches his deadly ramble:
“At the far ends of the world, on noble feasting boards
the lyre rises, greets the lords, and sings to the wind.”
Honestly, don't force me to continue.
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rushō
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Reply #632 on:
August 05, 2011, 09:11:48 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
muse's advisory
aug 6 – tom
the ancient monk
four paces back
suggests – why not
a quicker queue
for minim drunks
who write haiku
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Of This World
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Reply #633 on:
August 06, 2011, 12:01:56 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 7 – Yeshua, Salt Lake City:
This is where I was born to live.
Dilapidated houses in the hills
all host a Jesus, if not two.
I see them driving 20 year old cars,
walking the streets,
in bars,
sprawled out in parks,
as many centuries as they've been coming here—
and I the latest to arrive,
my heart with still enough dried blood on it
to draw a second gaze from curs
whose business licking weepy sores
has been recession-proof
here on America's great open pore.
I ask the seedy bartender
if he still serves Paiute or Shoshone;
if the Donner Party
ever stopped in for a drink.
He smiles at me,
another Jesus looking for old friends.
There's so much love, enough to see
how wealth is amity's enemy.
I get a place in seven seconds flat—
no references, security deposit, work.
They know my story inside out.
Did you want to pay a little extra for a daily meal?
We have some interesting discussions over bread.
Will you be wanting access to the internet? TV?
It's all I can do to not start blubbering,
not throw my arms around their necks,
these keepers of Jesuses, saints.
Who knew the world would only want their myths,
but lack the strength to love the boys themselves?
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The Awakening
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Reply #634 on:
August 07, 2011, 12:04:04 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 8 – Zeus:
Just when I thought I had it figured out, I woke
one day ablaze to run a smokehouse
like this place I stopped in Kansas City—
beef ribs, psychedelic hot-spice-salty crust,
with quarts of iced limeade—
I pissed a torrent that could choke a horse
and felt
alive,
unclogged, free of malaise!
At last,
long
last, I'm giddy with divinity!
I had a dream
of flesh purveyors bowing down,
salaam,
of wood guys kissing butt to sell 100 cords,
of chili pepper, lime, and paper-napkin guys,
a squadron of hair-netted waitresses
and a brisket-crazed phalanx of
fressers
led by the ravening, hard-core Miriam.
No, no one raises hand nor voice against
a lord who knows his way around a BBQ!
George Foreman, Colonel Sanders, Frank Perdue,
I get it finally.
The high-flown ode of praise inspires awe.
The supernatural loop-de-loop is great.
But what folks really idolize
and open up their purses for is meat.
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Sweetheart of the Rodeo
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Reply #635 on:
August 08, 2011, 12:05:47 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 9 – Miriam:
I had a man who felt he wasn't good enough
and one who thought himself a million bucks.
Why did it take so long to find the type
who knows he's trash and doesn't give a fuck?
Oh yeah! Ya-
hoo!
This Western love is fun!
First, I'm a lady.
Next, I'm tunneled like a whore.
Then when the sun comes up,
the cowboy gentleman
who knows there's cotton on his teeth
dog-burgles the back door.
The tender hand is fine, but such a
cost.
I'm not bone china that will chip
if some stud's teacup bumps my lip.
I can take it. I can dish it out. Shit's shit.
Tonight my sweetheart of the rodeo's
a lanky thing named Henry Foulks—
half lit already when he picked me up,
the other half by six CC & Cokes
between slow dances to the croaking
of a country lizard at the Concord Coach.
To hell with life,
was Henry's pickup line,
but it was in my bed when I woke up.
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Smokehouse (cont.'d)
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Reply #636 on:
August 09, 2011, 09:43:21 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 10 – President emeritus, Chamber of Commerce:
That's right—
the Cured Meats Championships
was right here in Grand Rapids!
An' we don't got no
smoke
house!
Now, you kin drive west
15 mile on the Gerald Ford,
an' you kin drive north
15 mile up 131,
an' you can drive south
15 mile right down Broadmoor Avenue—
git all the smokehouse
that you want—
but here in this town, no you can't.
So's far as you're concerned
'bout openin' a new place up,
you're gonna git your customers,
jus' don' steam anybody up,
don' call your place no smartass
name like Pigger & the Woodpile,
nothin' smartypants like that.
You seem to be some kinda Greek,
nobody care 'bout that,
but don't go oversteppin'.
Folks real sensitive 'bout that.
So you go on an' stick with meat,
don' get
too
cozy with minori
ties,
an' you jus' watch this ol' town
roll that ol' red carpet out.
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The Scriptler
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Reply #637 on:
August 10, 2011, 12:41:37 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 11 – midnight, John Cantell at his keyboard:
God says,
I've kept silent. I've been told
to not reveal another word about myself.
But to whom exactly did I promise that?
Some paranoid evangelist dreamt it up.
God says,
Whoever planted it in My head
that they could run Salvation in My stead
deserves congratulation on their Rhetoric.
What the hell could I have been thinking?
God says,
All my faithful abbesses, abdals,
acolytes, almoners, archbishops, ayatollahs,
beadles, bishops, bonzes, brahmins, caloyers,
canonesses, capitulars, cardinals, cenobites,
chaplains, confessors, conventuals, curés,
deaconesses, deans, dervishes, diocesans,
divines, druids, ecclesiarchs, elders, fakirs,
fathers, friars, gurus, hadjis, hierophants,
imams, incumbents, kohens, lamas, levites,
mendicants, metropolitans, ministers,
missionaries, monks, monsignors, muezzins,
muftis, mullahs, novices, nuns, padres,
palmers, parsons, pastors, patriarchs,
penitentiaries, pilgrims, pontiffs, preachers,
prebendaries, predicants, presbyters, priests,
primates, prioresses, prophets, rabbis,
rectors, residentiaries, reverends, revivalists,
sacristans, santons, scholastics, sextons,
sheiks, sisters, suffragans, sufis, talapoins,
templars, ulama, vergers, vicars, votaries—
God says,
Thank you, all of you are fired.
I will take over all your functions Myself
from here on in, employing Omnipotence.
You shall all receive a severance package.
God says,
Generous job retraining benefits
and family medical coverage are included.
I appreciate all of your service but I want
to become more hands-on, more involved.
God says,
This is NOT My final Revelation.
I am going to communicate regularly now.
From here on in, theists and atheists alike
will hear things from The Horse's Mouth!
God says,
I know many of you are thinking,
“Not so fast, Abernathy! Is this really God
speaking or another crackpot charlatan?”
I actually applaud that kind of skepticism.
God says,
I will mount a demonstration
one month from today, to give mankind
a keener appreciation of what I'm like,
then I'll take questions for half an hour.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
«
Reply #638 on:
August 10, 2011, 02:35:09 AM »
by
Dax
:-X
great stuff, Tom. Smashing.
daxiwax
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“Always be nice to bankers. Always be nice to pension fund managers. Always be nice to the media. In that order.” - John Gotti
Re: The Muse's Advisory
«
Reply #639 on:
August 10, 2011, 09:20:02 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Thanks for the visit, Dax. Tom
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Small Talk
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Reply #640 on:
August 11, 2011, 12:11:47 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 12 – Elizabeth/John Cantell:
“Don't get
ob
sessed
with that,”
Elizabeth said.
“Like what
happened
when Ted
Pendergast
started up
that klatch
of poets at
Christ Church?
Pat almost
didn't ever
get him back.”
“Don't fret,
Elizabeth,”
said John.
“This is godly
writing I'm
engaged in.”
“So you can't
come to
bed?”
“You go ahead.
I'll be a little
while yet.”
“At least put
on that vest
I knitted you
so you don't
go on catch
your death.”
“Here now,
let's have a kiss.
Sleep tight,
Elizabeth.”
“God would
hardly be upset
if you turn in.
It's after ten.”
“As Jesus said,
No man hath
left his wife
for my sake
but that both
of them got
hundredfold.”
“The Lord
knew little
about wives.
A hundredfold
of what?
Whose bed
is big enough
for that?”
“I do like it
when you flirt,
but mustn't
lose track
of my train
of thought.
Go in to bed,
the minute
that I'm done,
I'll come.”
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God Says Some More
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Reply #641 on:
August 12, 2011, 10:05:33 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 13 – in the Recycle Bin:
God says,
Seeing me fries the minds of half my prophets
and the rest go tear-assing down the mountain before I've
even gotten going. I'll tell you exactly what I have in mind.
God says,
I created the scientific principles by which the
universe operates, including bad things happening to good
people. Randomness is the prime law of metaphysics too.
God says,
Whenever my laws of physics cause problems
I do change them, but I cannot do that in your universe
without it ending, so I retool them in the next universe.
God says,
The law of unintended consequences isn't mine.
It's the limit of my omniscience and omnipotence. I don't
know who created it. For example, bringing poison toads,
God says,
into Australia to eat the sugar cane beetles
eating the cane crop? Big backfire. Turns out, sugar cane
monoculture isn't a fit habitat for toads. Other places are.
God says,
So they spread into the wild and have killed off
the millions of quoll, goanna, and snakes who ended up
preying on them—causing a devastating ecological ripple.
God says,
As far as the afterlife goes, I might be of more
help there very soon, as theologians have been predicting.
I hope to free physical resurrection from random effects.
God says,
The trick is to let decayed corpses stay where
they are, but “resurrect” a true copy of those bodies inside
a universe designed with far more malleable laws of aging.
God says,
As soon as I work it all out I will implement it
so that a “second coming”—not of me!—of you!—will take
place. It will be very cool, I expect. I'm still dotting the i' s.
God says,
That should answer the perennial question of
whether I care about human beings or not. I could be
doing any number of things with my day, but this a priority.
God says,
Once I have clearly demonstrated the scope of
my general awesomeness as promised in another 29 days
I will expect more praise, love, the whole megillah. This,
God says,
is lonely, thirsty work. I have needs as infinite
as my glory and mercy. That's why I've agreed to answer
questions afterward. I don't want any lingering doubts.
God says,
Once everybody is satisfied that I am who I say
I am and am working hard to do what I say I want to do
there is no excuse left for anyone to still be ungrateful.
God says,
Still, ingratitude will remain your right. I will not
differentiate between people who raise pleasing hosannas
and those who continue to grumble like dirt all day long.
God says,
When that resurrection day comes, you will be
exactly the same person. If you are a grumpy-puss now,
you will still be a grumpy-puss then, in a better universe.
God says,
So basically, my whole message for today is: you
should try to get a smile on your face now, while you still can,
despite the random stuff going wrong in your life,
God says,
because there is nothing at all I'll be able to do
about permanent frown lines in the new improved universe
you should wind up living in for an extremely long time.
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Staying Afloat
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Reply #642 on:
August 13, 2011, 10:51:21 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug 14 – Tom:
Nikos, Nikos,
I've lost my impetus
1800 lines into your opus—
Odysséas still at home,
his father walking
in the morning
with his nurse—
not as exciting
as the opening pages.
You, Reader of
my sprawling hunk-a-junk,
might also slip off.
I'll give it
to the end of Book II—
if I'm still bored,
part as friends,
like Laërtes and life?
I hope Odysséas's son
re-enters the tale.
You had no kids,
but Telemachus is the richest
of your characters.
He appears!
His bride comes
with the bard of Crete.
Odysséas anxious to marry him off,
to be on his way
and shed of him,
and the proud youth ripe
to take up arms
and drain his father's life,
they meet, trade speech,
and semi-reconcile.
Then Odysséas
lays beside his luckless wife
once more,
and creeps down to his waiting ship at dawn.
III.
God sent a gentle shower on earth to cool with balm
the hairy fists that pulled at oars in the open sea...
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Divination
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Reply #643 on:
August 14, 2011, 01:29:09 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug 15 – Euterpe:
Just 300,000 steps
to the top of the line,
Tom.
We nine
are
throwing
honing
casting
drawing
flipping
playing
dice
skills
lots
straws
coins
rock
paper &
scissors
to see who kisses you
with that last wisp
of inspiration.
The jackals at the door
are dead,
odds-makers
pulling in the shingles,
maids twiddling
fingers at
all hours of the night.
We all predict
you just might win.
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The Green Scapular #76
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Reply #644 on:
August 15, 2011, 07:30:39 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 16 – Robert A. Macdonald, C.Ss.R.
(approved by Pope Pius IX & Cardinal Shehan), verbatim:
Years ago, before penicillin was in use...
I was in a hospital with pneumonia.
I began to hemorrhage...
and a little nun came into my room.
“Father, do you have great faith...
in the Mother of God's Immaculate Heart?
You can be cured...
through the Green Scapular!
I was once so filled with cancer...
they sent me away to die.
Then I prayed to Our Lady of the Green Scapular!”
She put one over my head.
Tremendous confidence poured into me.
My bleeding stopped!
Two days later, in the X-ray room...
they asked when the hemorrhage stopped.
When I told them...
they expressed great surprise:
“You have a wound that is six months healed...
and there is no other mark!”
Heretic's Note:
Before penicillin was first used in the early 1940's,
X-rays that could indicate when blood vessels had
healed were miraculous indeed!
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Timepiece
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Reply #645 on:
August 16, 2011, 11:33:03 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
sorry...misposted this as separate journal, now moving here with replies.
Timepiece
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 17 – Polyhymnia:
Menarche struck us rapid-fire
like locusts hit a cornfield
under the same blue moon
that grinned and embezzled
Homer's vision.
Then again in Byron's day,
the two-faced tide
returned to rip our wombs.
What's left to aging spinsters
now except extinction?
We scan each waxing face
for signs
his hand is rising for a third time,
set to reap all nine of us
with one sweep of his surgical blade,
but he hasn't reappeared.
Unbearded boys have shone
on us while poets howled
as if their marble buttocks
lent
la lune
its smirk.
We'll know his murderous
cheeks because they're made
of silver and not chalk-dust.
His diction is exact,
bared fangs meticulous.
It was 300,000 days
between the first and second time
he came to slit our viscera—
so we have hope
that many centuries remain
for idling esthetically.
When he
does
shriek,
keen to rake our eighteen haunches
with his eyeteeth,
there'll be no more subtlety.
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Re: Timepiece
« Reply #1 on: Today at 08:53:28 AM » by Dax
this is pretty close to how one feels
between the lips of a living nightmare
— it is humid, only inches away
from where your brains maybe
and makes you smell like a drain
boys grow dim in midday twilight
you wake next to a naked girl in paint
this is all there was left before
it happens again with the wrong face in a fog
thx Tom
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You've described some of my living nightmares pretty well there, pal -- brought me right back to one morning at 28 1/2 Clark St. in Boston.
Now I have to go shower and brush my teeth nine times!
Thanks for looking in, Dax. Tom
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You've described some of my living nightmares pretty well there, pal -- brought me right back to one morning at 28 1/2 Clark St. in Boston.
Now I have to go shower and brush my teeth nine times!
Thanks for looking in, Dax. Tom
yes Tom....but that now gives new meaning to the term 'the big dig' in Boston.
~~~~~
i enjoyed your placement of
What's left to aging spinsters
now except extinction?
an other very finely penned piece
silent lotus
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thanks for looking in, Silent.
an unwelcome gift sometimes, to really dislike an early draft. then at least you go put work into it. but the challenge remains - to ever get over the dislike enough to see if you're making any progress. this one's a struggle like that.
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What Became of Shaka (found poem)
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Muse's Advisory, Aug. 18 – Mr. Solomon Ndebele:
Date: Tue 2/15/11 9:08 AM
From:
solo4400@att.net
To: Mr. Tom Riordan
Subject: Late Martin Ndebele's Refinery Co-operation
Company in Zimbabwe
Hello Dear,
I found your contact address, using the Country search.
My name is Mr. Solomon Ndebele, the eldest son of late
Mr. Martin Ndebele of Zimbabwe, who was the chairman
of a farm and refinery company in Zimbabwe for 9 years
before his death.
He was Shaka the unshakeable,
Thunderer-while-sitting, son of Menzi,
He was the bird that preys on other birds.
He was among the many blacks murdered in cold blood
by President Robert Mugabe during the big land dispute
that disturbs Zimbabwe. I need your urgent assistance
because of a Sum Of US$11.5 Million that my late father
deposited in a private securities company here in South
Africa before his untimely death. Before being murdered
by Mugabe, he owned a rich refinery company and ran
a fruitful farm.
Battle-ax sharper than other battle-axes,
The long-strided pursuer, son of Ndaba,
Who pursued the sun and the moon.
I cannot transfer this money myself, since we Refugees
here in South Africa are not allowed to operate accounts
or do any business. You and I will be partners when you
receive the total fund. A good friend of my late father is
a bank Manager here and promises to transfer this fund
to any Nominated bank account abroad as soon as I find
an International partner to help me avoid losing the fund
left by my father.
Great hubbub like the rocks of Nkandla
Where elephants gathered for shelter
When the heavens frowned.
l will send my refugee Identity Documents and my late
father's Death Certificate, so you can verify everything
about me and my family. l want you to be honest with
me and to please reply to me using this email address:
sol.ndebele@gala.net
. I await your Response and I pray
that you are an honest trustable Gentleman.
Regards,
Mr. Solomon Ndebele
[this poem constructed from phish email I received and a traditional Zulu praise song translated by Ezekiel Mphahlele]
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Dax
splendid, Tom.
Thank you.
.
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Glad you looked in, Dax. Tom
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Muse's Advisory, Aug. 19 – John Cantell, on onionskin, in fountain pen, after taking two of Elizabeth's Redux diet pills:
God said:
Tonight I want to talk to you about Jesus.
I know it's confusing to be told, both, that he is Me
and that he's my son. He doesn't really seem like Me
to Me either. He has his own distinct voice and look,
and a very distinct point of view about you people.
It's easier to see him as my son than as Me proper.
But "both/and" and "either/or" do exist side by side.
God said:
My world is all probabilities, and so the Me
that didn't assume a human body exists side by side
with the Me that did assume a human body—Jesus.
Assuming a human body is purposeful, corporeal Me
must differ from the simultaneous non-corporeal Me.
You're not exactly the same when swimming as you
are when reading a book, yet you were exactly one
person before you decided which thing to do; you're
exactly one person doing either activity; thus, you're
exactly the same person even when you're different.
God said:
O, I'm boring the shit out of
Myself
here!
This kind of lengthy sermon is more my son's style.
I should let him finish it. I'm actually a bit pressed
for time tonight. I have to empty the dishwasher.
Well, not Me, but actually John, who's writing this
down for Me, because at this point in time, none of
my three persons has an actual hand down on earth
though Jesus still does have a physical body seated
right here at my right hand, which is metaphorical,
because if I had hands locatable on any kind of axis,
'right' and 'left' fail to describe the great complexity
of the sort of axis my hands would be locatable
on.
Jesus said:
I thought he was doing pretty well there,
didn't you, for a God of so few words—strong, silent
type, unused to public speaking? He's okay, actually.
I'm
okay when I'm
him,
I should say. I'm a talker,
and he's a listener—
quiet,
anyway. The Holy Ghost
is
also
us. He says nothing at all, but the folks he
lights on get
crazy
talkative! Oops, I'm slapping my
own hand now, look. All three of our right hands are
having a round-robin slapping each other. Don't I
come across as somewhat funnier here on the page?
Jesus said:
So, Numero Uno pretty much covered it.
I'm the one who had the human body, I redeemed
you, love and forgive you totally. Let's not even get
into what you did wrong.
Yadda, yadda.
The main
thing now is just to wait for his display next month.
I guarantee you, you're all going to be like,
Whoa!
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Muse's Advisory, Aug. 20 - Polimnia:
“M”:
The last thing we need is some new
loose cannon in that theatre. Maybe
today he says “I'll open a smokehouse
in a smallish city in the United States.”
But have we learned nothing about
clever covers, front businesses, etc.?
We must pursue him now and take
him out before he starts more trouble!
“B”:
Running commandos in the Midwest
with our top-of-the-line interference
technology is a very risky proposition
both politically and militarily. What if
this technology falls into U.S. hands,
or worse, the hands of Peace Now?
What if there is collateral damage?
What will the fallout be if, God forbid,
one of the Dutch Calvinists gets killed?
“Z”:
We have communiqués from Yeshua
himself assuring us that Zeus will be
no more trouble inside our borders.
We have always been able to trust
Yeshua's word as the gold standard,
no? Do you remember in 2006 when
he vouched for the Black-Eyed Peas
in Tel Aviv? Was that not a concert
for the ages? Who saw Yossi Shalev's
Headphone Party video on YouTube?
“M”:
[Redacted], what in HASHEM's name
do you mean? Do you seriously think
will.i.am was a real threat to the State
of Israel—
moron!
But Zeus has made
more fucking trouble already than all
the hiphop musicians
and
Arabs put
together! We must do something to
stop him at all costs! I have right here
a newly commissioned white paper
from our Western Michigan “Chamber
of Commerce” which states, quote,
“There is
zero—
and that's
their
italics—
zero
market for a new smokehouse
restaurant in the Grand Rapids area.”
Your harmless little old geriatric god?
He is simply playing all of us for fools!”
“B”:
Moses help me if I'm wrong, but we
can't afford to
not
send in a team—
the risk is simply too great to ignore.
Let's use those ultra foxy hackerchiks
that took down the Iranians' nuclear.
I want to pin another fucking medal
on both their chests, do you hear me?
Tell them to pack their toothbrushes
for a long flight, and get that car with
bulletproof glass and Bose speakers.
We're going in soft. Very,
very
soft.
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The whole Palestinian/Israel comedy of conflict must have lent itself to several book length poems by now, Silent.
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good, Tom.
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Thanks, Dax. Tom
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Purpose Honed by Perplexity
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 21 - محمد محمد الأمير عوض السيد عطا Muḥammad Muḥammad al-Āmir ‘Awaḍ as-Sayyid ‘Aṭṭa:
I will turn 33 in 10 more days,
and I won't live much longer.
Yeshua gave His life at 33.
As an infant, He spent one night
not a hundred meters from
the hut where I was born
in Nile-suckled Kafr el-Sheikh.
The grandmother who sold
Yeshua's mother beets at the souk
bore witness that He uttered verses
at 3 months of age. Even then
He knew the hour of His death.
He would never marry either.
The Prophet, on the other hand,
was still an ordinary man at 33.
Why did Allah wait so long?
When I tell my Saudi morons
why high-rise towers are evil,
they nod like cows—
how pleasantly stupid they are!
Strange that these are the men
I am entering Paradise with.
I can't wait to escape them.
I also look forward to rebirth
in a place with less perplexity.
And I long for tamarisk bowls
filled with savory home-cooked
food again.
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 22 – Foxy Israeli Hackerchik 1 @
fine_line@UPenUp.com
/ Foxy Israeli Hackerchik 2's journal:
1
I first met him in Haifa. I wanted a boat to Crete and went down to
the port. It was almost lunchtime and dark, about to rain. Strong winds
flung sea spray at the small café. Its glass doors were shut tight.
Suddenly he touched my shoulder, lightly, from behind. “Call me
Ishmael,” he said. It was a joke.
“Are you looking for a boat?” he asked.
“Heraklion,” I said.
“That won't be cheap.”
“Do I
look
cheap?”
It was the start of a beautiful friendship. His real name, it turns out,
was a state secret: he actually did go by “Ishmael”—Ishmael Levitz,
owner-operator of an open-sea ferry for hire called the Saint Judith.
He had the lightest blue eyes, set in the darkest tan, I'd ever seen.
When he laughed, which he did fairly frequently, his face...
You all already know the rest of the story, don't you? Chock full of realistic details: two hyper-patriotic agents team up to foil the Cypriot arms smuggler or the would-be Palestinian martyr who will settle for the bare cell of a common criminal—something like that. If you've read my other stuff, you know I actually am a commando in real life. This evening, I am starting a mission, and so I will be incommunicado again, for who knows how long. Who knows if I'll return at all? So this next paragraph may be the last. (What can it possibly say, to live up to that?) Feel free to finish it yourself, if I don't get the chance...
...assumed such a tortured shape, I felt a desperate urge to look away.
It was the deeply sorrowful lines into which his face otherwise relaxed
that would ultimately wring out every sort of moisture that my body hid.
2
Off we go to
Xxx
, cover story:
xxx xxx
s in our target's
new
xxx xxx
in
Xxx Xxx, Xxx
.
Xxx
always flirts with
Xxx
so shamelessly in his pimped-out limo, and I as usual will
be embarrassed for her. But when will she look my way?
The target is
Xxx.
Why? Who ever knows? But these
guys have kept the
Xxx
of
Xxx
afloat for many decades
now, so they must actually know what they're doing.
As usual, we will share a motel room. We always try to
book two double beds, but the last time, they said all
they could give us was one king. I said something like
“Why fight it?” and
Xxx
looked at me thoughtfully, as if
thinking, "Is there a double meaning?" I was so hot
for her that night as we undressed, I thought, "How
is it that she can't see it?" But if she did, she kept it to
herself, and in the morning we put our street clothes
back on and went out like two robots and
xxx
ed a
xxx
.
What will happen in
Xxx
? Love?
Xxx
? Or will my heart
this time give out from all the wanting and wondering?
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Dax
smashing, Tom
a real pleasure. Thank you.
.
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Thanks, Dax. I'm glad you enjoyed. Tom
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cherylleverette
Great hubbub like the rocks of Nkandla
Where elephants gathered for shelter
When the heavens frowned.
Love this.
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Tom Riordan
Me too. That half of my found poem is from a translation by Ezekiel Mphahlele of the traditional Zulu praise song
http://www.uv.es/EBRIT/micro/micro_479_47.html.
I should have found his name and noted it in my post, but the version I originally used didn't credit the translation, and I just overlooked that it
had
been translated! So I'm particularly thankful for your comment, Cheryl, for waking me up. I've credited him properly now. -Tom
p.s. here's one of Mphahlele's own:
Homeward Bound
The mountains that I like
and do not fear
don't stoop over me
like giant apes marooned
on a patch of Time;
they are the forms beyond,
holding down
the edge of blue
and etching with a light
of ever-changing tints;
--they can look the way I want them.
I do not like the lights
that come at me
and stab and flail
and blind the eyes of night
that bounce and cling on tarmac;
those shimmering faraway bodies
softly throbbing
tell me and love
that coffee's on the boil,
she's listening to my footsteps;
--they can look the way I want them.
But you beside me here--
the contours of
your mountainscape
lead me to sniff at the corners
of your passion and sprawl
in the light and shade of your valleys
reminding me clearly
distant sights
can easily become
explosions of a mood;
so let us ride along
through dewy midnights
dewy dawns
and tumble gently into
disemboweled noontides;
--you need not look just the way I want.
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Muse's Advisory, Aug. 23 – Saudi 1:
I'm sick of watching
Taxi Driver
over and over.
I know a comedy's too much to ask of Atta,
but why not rent another of the classic psycho films
to break up the monotony?
My brother says the cinema in heaven is beyond belief.
Nobody's ever gotten up to leave, even to a piss—
which, luckily, nobody must.
The popcorn bucket top-to-bottom keeps a perfect saltiness,
has no hard kernels, self-replenishes;
the Coca-Cola doesn't water down or lose its soft, sweet fizz.
As the day creeps closer, I flush with a bliss
known only to a younger brother who has promised
to relieve his elder brother's mental distress.
Allah was merciful, and the healer in Medina wise
to contact Atta, a
talib
with thorns inside his heart
but surely guides us toward paradise,
and for that I obey him and call him a hero.
But I still don't know
if I can bear another moment of De Niro.
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Muse's Advisory, Aug 24 – Saudi 2:
Our donkey hates skyscrapers,
and the movie guy hates cities.
My brother keeps saying,
“We're almost there.”
“We're almost where?” I ask.
“Allah will provide,” he says.
Allah who provides everything.
For 28 years Allah provided
both wonders and pain.
It's not enough for man to live.
Waleed agrees. He says,
“In this existence Allah gives us
signposts to the next,
where He'll provide the rest.
We're almost there, Wa'il.”
I hope it works. Waleed is positive
but he was also sure about
the
ruqya
healer in Medina.
My
pain is nothing next to knowing
what he undergoes on my behalf.
What kind of life is that?
I hope it's true that Allah
gives him something better.
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Muse's Advisory, Aug. 25 – Zeus:
I'm
glad
the faithless floozie didn't show!
The shamelessness of these Israeli
mata haris turns me on like nothing else!
That they are spies, even assassins,
blows like bellows on my passions—
if I'm interpreting their flirting right,
I think tonight is going to be the night!
They may know who I am—my
dos
sier—
but they have no idea what I can
do!
Assassin 2 has got a major jones for number 1
but by the time I'm done with both of them
the straightie's going to wish
she'd let the lesbie lap her dish!
Do they imagine I'm some doddering old lech?
At noon we open up our doors to sling our hash—
come closing time at 10, they'll see who's boss.
The odor of the meats is sweet—
an ideal avocation for a god,
to bathe in blood and smoke
and watch as others sit and eat!
Damn Jews have had it in for me for—
how
long now? Two dozen centuries?
What did I ever do to them?
It's my fault Romans occupied Jerusalem?
The Jewess I deflowered was some gem
with princes lined up at her door?
Why don't they bring the Christians down a rung:
“It wasn't our Jehovah who made Miriam a mom—
it was that infamous and loathsome Greek Don Juan!”
It's like they're proud, in secret, that Yeshua
their arch-nemesis arose full-blooded from their seed.
Maybe it makes it less embarrassing,
Jehovah being just a straw god they set up
to feed their daydreams of superiority.
I've roamed the earth and sky since Day 1 dawned.
My brothers range the seas, and hell.
There isn't any rival god
unless his tent's pitched on the dark side of the moon
or he has lodged himself inside a benthic sulphur vent.
Here come the girls.
O, what a fine, fine day this promises to be!
Not just for me, but for Grand Rapids too.
Today it beats back Detroit and Toledo's pity:
any local yokel west of Philly knows
a town without a single smokehouse
has a lot of nerve to call itself a city.
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Thanks, Tom.
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Muse's Advisory, Aug. 26 – Melpomene:
At the head of the Grand Opening line:
a skinny kid in a Marathon V.E.P. cap,
the spitting image of Yeshua.
But gods can't see past hats,
and so Zeus fails to recognize his son.
He vigorously pumps the youngster's
GOJO-scented hands and cries,
“Your whole meal's on the house—on me!
Welcome to the Mt. Olympus BBQ!”
The two Israeli waitresses know exactly
who he is, and see the opportunity
to kill two big birds with one stone.
But in deep cover, incommunicado,
they can't make a call this weighty on their own.
Should they risk being blown
even to send a heavily encrypted text to “O”?
Hackerchik 1 nods; 2 rushes to the lady's room.
Zeus guesses something's set in motion,
seats Yeshua at a window deuce,
and readies for the
femmes fatales
to show their cards.
1 seats the next group, four old-timers,
in a booth.
Zeus eyes the restroom vestibule for 2.
But it's Ye
shu
a's play!
He leaps back to his feet
and pulls an iTouch from his dungarees.
“Nobody move!” he cries. “I have a bomb!”
1 races back in from the loo
and elevates both thumbs to 2,
who whips her MP3 out
and selects the playlist
Detonate.
Zeus thrills!
At last so much is happening at once,
he has a chance to split in three
and show these mortals what it means
to be The Lord of Forms, The Manifold.
Zeus A upends Yeshua with a thunder-bolt of ribs;
B halts 1 in her tracks with a full brisket slab;
C boomerangs a cayenne-crusted turkey wing at 2!
The other patrons gape.
Dr. Sharif Sahibzada, on his lunch break
from the mosque, commands,
“In Allah's name, Zeus, stop!”
But who can hear a thing?
Half into Zeus A's upswing
with a truncheon of kielbasa,
Yeshua nearly takes his Roman nose off
with a knife-edged cloisonné crucifix
produced, lightning-fast,
from hidden scaffolding beneath his cap!
A springs, for cover, into B,
and B accordions back into C.
The reassembled god at last identifies his son
and watches, dumbstruck, as Yeshua
rips the buttons from his denim shirt
and sends both hackerchiks
careening out the door
in flight from T-rays
emanated by his Sacred Heart!
Sahibzada stows his sermon for another day,
streaks out into the street on the Israelis' heels.
The other patrons goggle hungrily
at all the smoked meat strewn around the floor.
Yeshua calmly tells them
what the blue plate specials are
and in a phonic shorthand
he invented on the spot
efficiently takes everybody's orders.
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Muse's Advisory, Aug. 27 – Terpsichore:
“Rabboni,” said Green Hornet
as he dabbed the beads of sweat
that sprouted on his upper lip
and paid his tab,
“what do you think about
this global warming mess?”
“I
don't,”
Yeshua says.
“CO2 footprints, then 'Footprints in the Sand'—
it's too much chemistry and math,
it just confuses me.”
“I
know!
My wife Lenore says,
'Let's have tons of kids
since one of them might find a fix,'
then Kato says, 'Adopt.'
It's a conundrum wrapped inside a—
how does that expression go?”
“Who knows? That's $13.13 with the tax.”
“The dry-rubbed tongue was great.
Next time I'm in the neighborhood,
I'll come again.”
“Whatever you decide about the kids,
keep up the ballsy gangster-fighting, Britt.
I dreamt of getting into that myself
when I was young.”
“Atoning for the human race's sins
is not chopped liver, any way you slice it.
Everyone is not cut out
for costumed vigilante work.
Maybe a drink some night
when you get off?
A little casual down-low?”
“You know I wish I could.”
“A shame, a shame. I understand.”
“You give 'em hell.”
“You too, my man.”
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Muse's Advisory, Aug. 28 – Zeus to Yeshua:
I apologize about that rack of ribs.
I took you for a third Israeli.
What excuse do you have, though,
for letting loose that bloody crucifix?
Are you still clinging to that childhood grudge?
We both were facing the same foe!
Nor did I need you coming to my rescue
with your cornball heart-ray.
I was holding my own ground, and more—
and I had plans for those Mossad whores
you so rashly chased away.
But you're no slouch at waiting tables!
You've got
how much
there in tips?
You see? No Zeus, but you still have a gift.
The first time some dumb patron gave me lip,
I would've turned my sharp tongue loose
and put my foot right in my mouth.
If I said
partnership,
what would you say?
My meat might be ambrosia,
but if someone like you doesn't serve it
with a friendly smile,
it might just as well be shit.
Grand Rapids is an okay place—
no Houston or New Orleans
but as good a town as any for a quiet life,
for grinding out a buck.
Today, if someone wants to call the big-league shots
he needs a couple dollars in his pocket.
Yes, it's subservient, a bit,
but when you think about it, isn't lowliness your bag?
If we build up a grubstake fat enough
for liability insurance, TV buys, and PR flaks—
you the humble hick, and I the gruff entrepreneur,
could partner up and run as Independents.
You take the top spot on the ticket;
I'll be like Cheney, Bush's veep.
You good-ole-sweet-talk Miss Electorate;
my little finger fucks her liberties,
and then a big hand pushes deep
into her pocketbook to pick it.
First choice for military chief of staff?
Admiral Nelson, tops at blind man's bluff?
Abdel-Rahman, who finds the bull's-eye
on a donkey's ass as well as anyone?
Beirut? Baghdad? Kabul? The Hindu Kush?
Or stick our thumbs in everybody's eye
and just go shock-and-awe Jerusalem?
The mighty eagle and the humble dove—
I like the sound of it, don't you?
Vox populi is crying for a figment just like us.
We'll make the restaurant campaign HQ.
The Smokehouse Team
Business and Labor Hand in Hand Again
Your American Dream.
We'll send Barack Obama back to Honolulu.
Let Caesar nurse whatever's his
and render to the gods the rest.
We'll suckle à la Siamese
and leave the poor and friendless
each one empty breast.
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Reply #667 on:
August 28, 2011, 12:24:29 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 29 – Yeshua:
Pops,
your halved burnt
ends are tops
but campaign ops
is clearly not
your gift.
There's more to politics
than popularity.
You have to cultivate the press.
You have to kiss ass
at The New York Times.
You have to wine and dine,
give graft, make promises
and grease the wheels.
Smokehouse is art,
running for president is craft.
You don't cut meat but deals,
you rub the salt and cayenne
in opponents' wounds.
Serving food is honest work.
I would be proud to stay and help
you get this shanty off the ground.
Ruling the world, though,
is more you than me.
I don't mind putting two slugs
in a pronghorn's chest,
and as you saw today,
I'm up to shooing off
a couple pretty vicious Jews.
But smoke-filled, backroom
double deals and dueling close-in
with sharp knives?
I lack that kind of steel.
Go do it, though. You don't need me.
You didn't need me when you sent
those deicidal hellcats packing
earlier this afternoon.
Heck, Pop, I only intervened
to save their lives and take their jobs!
Go on downstairs to count your dough.
You earned it.
And congratulations.
Mt. Olympus is a hit.
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Restaurant Review
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Reply #668 on:
August 29, 2011, 01:50:48 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 30 – The Grand Rapids Sentinel:
Mt. Olympus Smokehouse - Flavor & Atmosphere Volcanic!
by Publisher Britt “Brisket” Reid
My chauffeur and personal assistant Kato holds his own at BBQ,
so it was a fine surprise to find that whole gamut of smoked meats
at the new Mt. Olympus Smokehouse, in the former Café du Jour
space on West Washington Street, are the zestiest I've ever eaten!
The owner, a Cretan native who calls himself Zeus Labrandos,
to fit with his double-edged cleaver logo, explains that he was born
on a constantly smoking volcanic slope and has never lost the taste
for eating or knack for preparing a wide array of fine smoked meats.
Picture a stripped-down white brick, boxy, white-floored room
with formica-top tables and a few old-fashioned diner-style booths.
There’s a bunch of sugarcane stalks in a corner, and on the walls,
photographs of Bill Clinton and Oprah Winfrey, waiting to be signed.
Since sound levels can rise to the rafters in the high-ceilinged space,
ask to sit as far to the back as you can to avoid not only the drafts
whenever the door opens, but the brunt of mayhem and bloodshed
that promise to be a highly entertaining décor feature, too.
Highlights of my meal: burnt tips and halved tongue to die for,
washed down with an ice-cold, ample pitcher of lime-ade; two
foxy
Middle-Eastern-sounding waitresses; one greasy-haired young man
with a grease-monkey's baseball cap and the heart of a ninja; Zeus
himself; and the local imam! I kid you not. The grand finale was a
wild-west shootout that included joints of meat, cardiac death rays
and boxcutter-sharp religious icons whizzing across the dining room!
None of which seemed to matter all to the customers crowding
Zeus's tightly packed tables to sample his way with smoked meats,
ranging from turkey wings to huge beef ribs to real Polish kielbasa—
and much more! Expert smoking, slow-cooking, and flavor fireworks
all conspire to make you "high" on the Mt. Olympus Smokehouse,
at 117 Washington St., phone 734-761-2882.
•Hours: 11 a.m.-midnight, daily, no reservations
•Plastic: Yes
•Liquor: Superfluous
•Prices: Most items $12 or less
•Noise level: Boisterous
•Wheelchairs: A must
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Reply #669 on:
August 30, 2011, 10:10:46 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Aug. 31 – Kato:
Poetic license? I don't find it funny—
Boss.
“Next best” at anything
is not my speed.
Valet,
and
faithful sidekick—
bad enough.
But telling everyone in town
I'm second fiddle to a Cretan
when it comes to BBQ
is just too much.
Here's one more cappuccino,
but that's it.
All this “he's just my houseboy”
crap you make me do—I quit.
Wisteria and maple mingled at the vee
are bound to wrestle for the upper hand,
their clasp becoming subtly murderous—
The sun and moon once crossed
the heavens fondly side by side
before the one became a flaming exhibitionist,
the other a sedate voyeur—
There comes a point in every life,
a Rubicon,
momento de verdad—
Oh God.
Can't we just end this whole charade?
You only prowl the alleyways by night
because the air of violence gets you off;
I'm not your equerry, but your de Sade.
Unless we swap roles, Britt, we live a lie!
I say we drop this Harvey Comics
superhero shit and just come out—
no masks, no livery, no false facades—
two unapologetic queers
who have the balls to show their faces
and find pleasure in the underside of love.
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Looking for an Ally
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Reply #670 on:
August 31, 2011, 12:40:43 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 1 – Nikos to Zeus/Yeshua:
“You learn to read and write
so you become a man,” my father,
Captain Michail Kazantzakis, told his sons.
He meant for us to tame the animals within,
the goats that mounted women without asking,
and the wolves the goats fled bleating from,
instinctively.
But letters never curbed my savagery.
I had lunch with the priest
from Holy Trinity G.O.C.
We had that killer $30 lamb souvlaki
at The Epicure's Academy
down there on Wealthy Street.
He's already worried
you'll be serving meat
in violation of the church decrees
regarding Cheesefare Week:
“What will his menu be?
Is he a patriotic Greek
or opportunist leech?”
“His name is probably a clue,” I said.
He cried, “Then he's as bad as you!”
That's when I knew we had to meet.
He also said the waiter here, your son—
he
had an air of piety.
Is that him there?
He looks like he's more into crystal meth
than Holy Eucharist, to me.
You don't know who I
am?
I'm Kazantzakis
the agnostic, author, priest-scourge, egotist—
the closest thing to
you
on modern Crete,
that ancient, rugged copper skillet
on the stove of the Aegean Sea.
I want to know why you confine
your
heat
inside these fragrant, brick-faced kilns—
why pile platters high with smoky meat,
who oft-times charred a mighty city
with one wild flicker of his wrist!
I
do
respect the working stiff.
My
pappoús
hammered cauldrons out of tin.
He knew his place—came home, sat down,
drank his
arkanes,
chewed his crust of bread,
prayed seven prayers and crumpled into bed.
I meant no disrespect. You're quite a chef.
Your meats are just as scrumptious as I've read.
But if you own the powers of a god,
I grasp your royal knees and pray
you launch your utmost thunder-stroke
a thousand miles to the D.C. Hall of Heros—
blast the Pentagon into a Stonehenge
of a million tons of sundered concrete
circling the hatless and saluteless courtyard
Cold War soldiers, in their gallows humor,
named Ground Zero. Did you say
No?
Those military morons, shadow-boxing,
don't outrage you—boil your blood?
Your name's Yeshua? Nice to meet you.
I am Nikos, Cretan too—born in Heraklion.
I'll have the Medley of Assorted BBQ
with sides of creamed corn, coleslaw and french fries.
Don't paint the meat with any sauce, I like it dry,
and please make sure it's piping hot.
I have this half-off coupon from the
Sentinel.
The limeade's free? I hope it's also plentiful!
You got a sec? I'm interested in you.
You have the kind of think-big moxie I do,
plus the wherewithal to back it up.
Your dad's hung up his lightningbolt,
he says, to hoe a couple less dramatic rows,
but I aspire to old-time immortal glory—
to instill both dread and admiration—
to send petty tyrants runningk
stand this two-bit fleabag Hotel Earth
right on its head! You
too?
I've got ideas beyond my thews,
you strength beyond your wits.
Let's say we put our heads together—
put the fear of Jesus into more than
hot-wired, strychnine-cunted Jews?
Yes!
I
do!
I
feel
the fire in your gut!
So
now
you want to talk, Zeus?
Tame my temper, quoting
Lysistráti?
Scurry back into the kitchen, cook my dish!
Your son's become the god
you
used to be.
It doesn't matter how much thunder's in your thighs
if you've forgotten how to dance the
maleviziotis!
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Reply #671 on:
August 31, 2011, 01:15:02 AM »
by
Dax
Thank you, Tom
— appreciated.
.
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Doubleday on the Phone
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Reply #672 on:
September 01, 2011, 12:12:37 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 2 – Tama to Miriam:
If Jackie O. were still alive, believe me,
it'd be
her
here on the horn.
But I'm her heir and protégé of sorts—
I had a hand in Quincy Jones's book,
and Tiger Woods's coach's
A-Game Golf—
I worked extensively with Tiger's dad
to hone his Foreword. So I've earned
my spurs with heavy hitters.
Now I want to pitch myself to you.
Cultural icon's
overused,
but in this case, dear girl, it fits:
you're goddam Princess Di times two!
Of course I haven't read the manuscript
but even if it has some bumps or warts,
I'm confident we'll get them ironed out
and make a critical
and
popular success.
When will you be in New York next?
I'll treat you to a lunch you won't forget—
the City's greatest food, a panoramic view
of everything that will be yours if you'll
let Doubleday bring out your book.
Bring 20, 30 pages double-spaced.
We'll sip a little Dom, we'll hatch a plan,
then take a limo ride uptown
to see how many big fat zeros we can fit
onto the blank check of your first advance:
the Queen who kicks Steve King
from #1 on the bestseller lists!
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Reply #673 on:
September 02, 2011, 01:08:15 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 3 – Melpomene to Miriam:
My advice about an editor
inviting you to lunch?
How many hours in the day?
So many pitfalls, so much opportunity.
Who's picking up the airfare?
Coach? First class?
You may not care, but it's a sign
of their commitment.
Did they book you a hotel?
The Elysee, the Plaza, the Pierre?
The devil's always in the details.
Get yourself a literary lawyer.
Tama,
was it? Tama
Who?
Go Google/Facebook her.
Then mail her 15 pages in advance,
ask what she'd do with it.
I'm not an author's rep
per se—
I stick to
idées inspirées—
but basically they cut, cut, cut,
then pay you by the page.
Is it
“as told to”?
“With”?
If so, the ghostwriter's
anonymous? Or credited?
Will they commit to book
the network morning shows,
or only minor-market call-ins
in a dozen boring Buffalos?
The foreign language rights?
The biggest Christian markets:
German, Russian, Portuguese (Brazil),
Italian, Tagalog, and Ethiopian.
Don't drink a drop
until the ink is dry,
then guzzle bubbly
to your heart's content:
it's still their dime,
and they're expensing it.
Don't let some Type A
elbow in and steal your cab:
if word gets out, then everybody
views you as fair game.
And cross the street not
when the box says
Walk
but anytime the crosstown
traffic shows a 10-foot gap.
Try the onions
on you hotdog at Sabrett's,
and you don't ever
walk past a Papaya King
and not duck in.
Hulk Hogan's take?
You want your book to sell,
you tip hairdressers, waiters, cabbies,
doormen, bartenders, and prostitutes
real well.
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Mojo Exchange
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Reply #674 on:
September 03, 2011, 12:08:30 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 4 – Yusuf to Nikos:
I have desires too. If I ignite them,
I'll have passions just like you.
I read your epic and your memoir, both.
When
Booklist
offered
you were signing books
here in New York,
I had to come.
Could you write,
Yusuf,
my life force is your inheritance?
How loud it is in here!
Who knew the St. Mark's
was a magnet for you Greeks?
Am I the only one on line who doesn't speak
your tongue, and every thought out loud?
My Aramaic legacy is reticence.
You're smart; you didn't procreate.
Your wife still hangs upon your words
as lovingly as if it was your second date.
A child's a Trojan horse.
I
know.
He slides a hand beneath your balls
and squeezes steadily until you cry,
I'll give my life! Just stop the pain!
And then he turns and laughs,
and then he walks away.
You faced down God down
and faced down men
with entrails cold as metal chains.
As soon as these two hussies finish offering you
their cunts, may I take hold your virile hand
and pray its lava seeps into my vein?
I simply want what's mine.
I
raised that boy,
I
kept that women warm in bed at night
for twenty years, while Zeus just sat it out.
If it were
you,
you'd leap right up and do
something regretable, I have no doubt.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #675 on:
September 03, 2011, 11:21:34 AM »
by
Dax
Thank you, Tom
— appreciated.
.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
«
Reply #676 on:
September 03, 2011, 08:59:58 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Tomas, thanks for looking in. Tom Next up-
one of three nights at the washington square
muse's advisory, sept. 5 – nikos, asleep:
a boy breathes lightly as a pine lizard
a cloudless sky above three continents
a pelican crawls beneath sea-grapes to die
a pelican on an updraft sees how everything
floats on everything
a tsar collects his tax on nobles' beards
a child's go-cart lames the mayor's mare
a soldier learns why privies have to be inside
a pelican perforates the membrane of the sea
and gulps a struggling mullet
a jetliner drops from the sky over sumatra
grandfather said it plainly
oxen, sheep and donkeys are men
who lost the faculty of speech
and olive trees and vines are men
who don't remember anything at all
except to set the richest fruit they can
at the first moment of creation
everything was human
even we humans were human
======================
Parts of Stanza 5 from drawn from Nikos Kazantzakis's autobiography,
Report to Greco
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The Towers
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Reply #677 on:
September 05, 2011, 02:06:47 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 6 – Zeus:
Elytis wrote,
The light never blended with their roof,
not even a bee was fooled into beginning the golden game,
not even a Zephyr into swelling the white aprons –
but they built it anyway, raised the roof into the light.
30 pieces of silver was the game: trim oxford-topped beige dresses
welcomed the aprons back at last, and the white made do with that.
Miriam purred,
I'll wear whatever dress you buy me,
but while I was shopping in the Taisho-ya Kimono Store,
a damn imp tried to jump me and I blew up
with unfortunate results for all of Nakajima:
Nakajima-honmachi and Motoyanagi-machi, Tenjin-machi, Kobiki-cho
and Zaimoku-cho, Nakajima-shinmachi, the Sekaikan Cinema,
the shrine, the brush-shop, the teahouse and the camphor trees.
She vowed,
I'll meet you out in front of my cathedral.
As I exited the Michino-o train station, another damn imp jumped me,
but I kept my cool until I got to St. Mary's, where fumi-e interrogators
forced suspected Christians to crush the Virgin's icon or be banished.
When I found out she had put the horns on me, I stood
between the high twin spires and called destruction on the city.
[l. 2-4 Odysseas Elytis trans. Keeley/Sherrard]
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Voice Crying in the City
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Reply #678 on:
September 06, 2011, 08:41:41 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 7 – John Cantell, outside Madison Square Garden:
Tom Cruise! Barack Obama!
Yoko Ono! Robert Mugabe!
Tiger Woods! J. K. Rowling!
God says:
The fields are white.
Oh how sweet!
Do not drift
From the brightness,
From the glory!
Look to the Savior,
Come away to Jesus!
Oh turn ye, turn ye,
Out on the broad way.
I was a pilgrim bound
One cold winter's eve.
I was wandering,
Drifting away from
The gospel of grace,
I was journeying,
Passing onward,
And I heard my Savior:
Cheer up, my brother,
Man of sorrows,
We're going home.
God said:
Have you room for
Your blest Redeemer?
Don't you hear
My dying Jesus pleading?
There's a great day,
There is sunshine,
Come enter the gate,
Called to the feast!
Oh how sweet!
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Cuntagious
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Reply #679 on:
September 07, 2011, 07:53:00 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 8 Terpsichore:
One block downtown from the Israeli Consulate,
in Mimi's Nail Salon
Millie and Tina debate
whether the evening's last two gals were lesbians.
“I never seen such fucked-up nails,” says Tina.
“Whatevuh them two girls doin', it is
nas-
ty!”
“They both straight-up dykes if you ask me,”
says Millie. “You could tell it from them arms!
You seen those arms? Them girls is heavy duty
with the weights and shit. Know what I mean?”
“Them evil Jews both wanted
snake
designs!
And did you see those fuckin' spike-toe shoes?
Them girls some mean-ass lesboes!” Tina says.
“$100 says they goin' at it right this very second!”
“All four of their tits is less than one of yours,”
Millie observes. “But lezzies love that kind of tit.
Know what I mean? It reminds them of a man's.”
“I wish my tits were more like yours,” says Tina.
“Not these huge balloons but not too little neither.”
“Ya do? Ya want to see? I'll show ya them.
Slide down the shade. I want to see yours too.
I like 'em big–”
“As long as we ain't lookin' at our
pussies.”
A block downtown from the Israeli Consulate,
in Mimi's Nail Salon
Millie and Tina debate
what women can or cannot do and not be lesbians.
A loud knock on the locked and curtained door.
The two gals giggle, hold their breath,
and race to button up their shirts. Another knock, a cry.
Is anybody still in there? I'm desperate!
Millie opens the door a crack
and Tina sees her blush.
Amelia Earhart stands there naked as a robin,
right down to her reddish bush!
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Rent Tomb
«
Reply #680 on:
September 08, 2011, 07:03:38 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Sept Advisory MUses
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobuo_Fujita
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]
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Reply #681 on:
September 08, 2011, 07:21:19 AM »
by
milner place
On song, Tom.
milner
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #682 on:
September 08, 2011, 08:36:56 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Milner, thanks for the look. And the encouraging word here. Tom
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Reply #683 on:
September 09, 2011, 12:23:49 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
between
two
minarets
muse's advisory, sept. 10 –
romanticism of the machine:
high, high time for
my grand gesture!
the 400m mashrabiya minoruts high
on yamasaki's masjib al-haram!
koenig's grosse kugelkaryatide
representing a ruptured kaaba!
nagare's cloven cloud fortress
spreads thighs to the rapture!
high
aesthetic planes
welded together!
he assimilates it, as he does volcanic eruptions,
tsunamis & earthquakes welling inside his veins.
high
a bearded bum a-glitter with fleas
in his Russian egg of flannel coats
roaring
roaring
10,000 life forms underneath his nails.
a white-silver 18-wheeler pulled off
at the west street edge of the plaza
the driver's head thrown back & back
& back in the red blink of the hazards.
high
5 port authority police
share predawn laughs.
on
wet hands & knees
an old fiend crawls over
the flattened galaxy of the fountain's floor
high for coppered zinc and nickeled copper coin. time.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #684 on:
September 09, 2011, 03:17:15 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
«
Reply #685 on:
September 09, 2011, 11:43:57 PM »
by
Dax
me like, lovely
Tom
ciao, ciao
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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Reply #686 on:
September 10, 2011, 01:14:39 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
me like you like
thank you, dax
tom
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Reply #687 on:
September 10, 2011, 08:16:16 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 11 – unknown:
One thing I'll clarify.
I don't subscribe to
Time
or
Life
or
Christianity Today.
Your cries make less noise
in my ear than a toddler's
soap bubbles failing.
I don't smell anything:
I didn't smell your Auschwitz
or your Abel's offering.
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A Droning in the Hearing Room
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Reply #688 on:
September 11, 2011, 01:02:22 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 12 – Urania:
"We looked at every possible thing we could think of that could happen
to the twin towers, including an airplane hitting them," said John Skilling,
head structural engineer. “A big plane once hit the Empire State Building.
Our analysis showed the buildings would withstand the impact of Boeing 707's.
There would be a horrendous fire but the building structures would survive."
“A trust exists between builders and occupants, and with firefighters,”
said forensic architect Roger Morse. “That trust was broken." The builder in
charge of structural fire-proofing, Louie 'the Bone' DiBono of the Gambino
family, was in St. Mary Cemetery in Queens on 9/11. He'd been riddled with
bullets in the front seat of a Caddie in the WTC basement parking garage.
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Reply #689 on:
September 12, 2011, 07:53:05 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 13 – Day 3 broadcast:
...Windows on the World waitress, whose white apron flew up, blinding her
as she fell, told Sky News correspondent Eric Blair that Jackie O. had been
at brunch with God's mother Mary, sipping demitasses reeking of Sambuca,
when legendary aviatrix Amelia Earhart emerged from the oncoming jet's
port cockpit window wearing nothing but...
...a red-eyed truck driver from Tennessee claims a large, bearded, vagrant
man climbed atop the sculpture known as 'The Sphere' and raised his arms
toward the sky, as two slinky and well-accoutred young women rushed up,
brandishing what looked like eerie rays of greenish light...
...visibly shaken spokesman said that the substitution of Martin Scorsese’s
1976 Oscar-nominated 'Taxi Driver' for Ang Lee's 2000 Oscar-nominated
'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' as inflight movie for the Boston-to-L.A.
flight had been requested by passenger David Angell, creator of the sitcom
'Frasier,' but had not yet been OK'd by the flight crew...
...47-year-old Jackson 5 fan and street-corner evangelist John Cantell of Noel,
Missouri, appeared suddenly and attempted to intervene on behalf of an older,
possibly Arab man scuffling with guards in the North Tower entry foyer,
following a routine request for identification, to which he replied, quote,
'Yeshua and Kazantakis would never demean themselves and produce id's!'
...Buckingham Palace Correspondent says the Queen is pulling in all the laundry
and dispatching her firstborn His Royal Highness Prince Charles Philip Arthur
George Prince of Wales Knight of the Garter Knight of the Thistle Knight Grand
Cross of the Order of Bath Knight of the Order of Australia Companion of the
Queen's Service Order Privy Counsellor Earl of Chester Duke of Cornwall Duke
of Rothesay Earl of Carrick Baron of Renfrew Lord of the Isles and Prince and
Great Steward of Scotland, and Camilla Parker Bowles, great-granddaughter of
Alice of Pleasure House in East Sutton in Kent, chief mistress of King Edward
VII from 1898-1910, to fly to New York City as soon as airports there opened,
to convey the Royal Family's deep condolences after...
...PM Tony Blair deplored 'absolutely shocking events taking place in America'...
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September 12, 2011, 08:22:09 AM »
by
silent lotus
Quote from: Tom Riordan on September 12, 2011, 07:53:05 AM
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 13 – Day 3 broadcast:
...Windows on the World waitress, whose white apron flew up, blinding her
as she fell, told Sky News correspondent Eric Blair that she saw Jackie O.
at brunch with God's mother Mary, sipping demitasses reeking of Sambuca,
then saw legendary aviatrix Amelia Earhart emerge from the oncoming jet's
port cockpit window wearing nothing but...
...a red-eyed truck driver from Tennessee claims a large, bearded, vagrant
man climbed atop the sculpture known as 'The Sphere' and raised his arms
toward the sky, as two slinky and well-accoutred young women rushed up,
brandishing what looked like eerie rays of greenish light...
...visibly shaken spokesman said that the substitution of Martin Scorsese’s
1976 Oscar-nominated 'Taxi Driver' for Ang Lee's 2000 Oscar-nominated
'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' as inflight movie for the Boston-to-L.A.
flight had been requested by passenger David Angell, creator of the sitcom
'Frasier,' but had not been OK'd by the flight crew...
...reveal 47-year-old Jackson 5 fan and street-corner evangelist John Cantell
of Noel, Missouri, appeared suddenly and attempted to intervene on behalf
of an older, possibly Arab man scuffling with guards in the North Tower entry
foyer, following a routine request for identification, to which he replied, quote,
'Yeshua and Kazantakis would never demean themselves and produce id's!'
...Buckingham Palace Correspondent has the Queen pulling all the laundry in
and dispatching her firstborn His Royal Highness Prince Charles Philip Arthur
George Prince of Wales Knight of the Garter Knight of the Thistle Knight Grand
Cross of the Order of Bath Knight of the Order of Australia Companion of the
Queen's Service Order Privy Counsellor Earl of Chester Duke of Cornwall Duke
of Rothesay Earl of Carrick Baron of Renfrew Lord of the Isles and Prince and
Great Steward of Scotland, and Camilla Parker Bowles, great-granddaughter
of Alice of Pleasure House in East Sutton in Kent, chief mistress of King Edward
VII from 1898-1910, to fly to New York City as soon as airports there opened,
to convey the Royal Family's deep condolences after...
...PM Tony Blair deplored 'absolutely shocking events taking place in America'...
dear Tom
very much enjoyed
and inspired now to go look for the transcripts of my grandmother's radio interview on the Fred Allen show circa 1938.
silent lotus
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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September 12, 2011, 08:38:37 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
If you find them, I'll be inspired to read them!
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by
Dax
crack on, Tom!
me likey
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Muse's Advisory
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September 13, 2011, 07:30:02 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Sept. 14 – Euterpe to Tom:
Just stop. Don't take another step.
Who is answerable, except yourself,
for this unfolding lapse in judgment?
Stop in mid-air. In mid-sentence.
That prince chained to an iron ring–
in agony of fleas, lice and incontinence–
knows all too well what happens when
you bite off more than you can chew.
Sure, I got to meet my mythic dad.
You had your bit of fun with God,
the Blessed Mother and their Son.
But now you're sketching out a soaring,
grand, love-conquers-all finale?
How
Titanically
boring.
Don't do it. Let furled canvas lie,
let time and mold and wind-salt worry it
to shreds, text messages and tweets.
30 centuries of puffing hot air into sails,
and aren't we still
row
ing the galley?
Instead, turn hands and lips to me,
Euterpe–Plain Jane with a flute.
I see a future on dry land.
My urgent, fond and desperate advice:
this dimmed poem's wick is burning low,
and when it finally splits–
one wisp of cursed black smoke,
one specklike eye in clear hot wax–
fly fast and take me with you!
No luscious dish,
no leather dominatrix bent to kinky sex,
I'm just a chubby, whistling waitress,
moonlighting on Sunday as a ticket taker
on the slow train into Minneapolis,
and animated by the simple wish
to sing a human child to sleep at night.
Please.
Take me with you when you go.
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by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 15 - Yeshua to Hephaistos:
When the day comes
that we take these hardhats off,
surrender the tiny bits of bone of Zeus
to the tiny bits of bone of Miriam,
and bid them live happily ever after,
Requiescatis in pace,
as the priests say—
when we've sifted every inch of rubble,
cheese-clothed out the last remaining mote
of the prick whose sown oats gave us life,
what then?
It's me and you I'm worried about, my friend.
Nobody's ever going to let me live
or
die
in peace, and you're inhumed in such obscurity,
it's death in life, as if you never lived at all—
not heir, but minor actor, in your sire's bio-pic.
We might as well go have a drink.
I'll try to love you all I can,
but how exuberantly can you feast
on hearty lentil soup from me
who wears the mantle of your birthright,
though unwillingly?
The whole thing is distasteful, I agree.
Why did he
have
kids if our patrimony's
only gravel-speckled, lygus-stunted pulse,
steeped thirteen days in rancid misery?
He left us better-heeled
if he had sheathed that wooden phallus
swollen with a hidden load of offspring—
cooped his god-sized cock—
inside a £1 Trojan Magnum.
Was it your countryman who said,
Mὴ βλάπτειν?
First do no harm?
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September 15, 2011, 07:58:48 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 16 -
Frederic Weatherly:
Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side.
The summer's gone, and all the roses falling,
It's you, it's you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow,
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow,
It's I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow,
Oh, Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so!
But when ye come, and all the flowers are dying,
If I am dead, as dead I well may be,
Ye'll come and find the place where I am lying,
And kneel and say an Ave there for me.
And I shall hear, though soft you tread above me,
And all my grave will warmer, sweeter be,
For you will bend and tell me that you love me,
And I shall sleep in peace until you come to me!
CNN U.S.:
The giant yellow arms of heavy machines ceased their steady rumble to honor
the dead, pausing from their relentless task of removing rubble from the ruins
of the destroyed Towers. Then, to the strains of bagpipes, workers returned
to their posts, and the Leviathans resumed their somber, tedious undertaking.
Miriam to Zeus:
You
tickled
me!
You're not supposed to be in here!
And there you are,
again!
My goodness, bits of you and bits of me
are all mixed up together in this urn!
And now, in your urn, too!
I feel one of my knuckles butting you.
Oh, this is rich!
How will you wriggle out of
this?
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by
cherylleverette
Competely lost with this one Tom :(
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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September 15, 2011, 09:15:17 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
Ditto that sad smiley, Cheryl! Thanks for looking, reporting. Tom
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September 15, 2011, 10:22:45 PM »
by
Dax
& for semantics & pragmatics
well, well, said Alice
you're a good egg, Tom
.
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Re: The Muse's Advisory
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September 15, 2011, 10:39:13 PM »
by
Tom Riordan
thanks, Dax. someday maybe I'll make a good omelette! Tom
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September 16, 2011, 12:10:15 AM »
by
Dax
Zedong
(red: culture in Englander
& for women of a certain age)
you mean
wot, like
chair Mao did
wot bit his tongue
& spelt his peoples
rung tse
— for set
fuck at-one-ment
he said, spell on you
Amerika!
love, you
other tomlinessless
.
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September 16, 2011, 10:47:58 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Cheers, as they say!
Tom
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Epistle to the Tobeloans
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September 16, 2011, 11:14:12 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 17 – St. Paul the White Cockatoo:
Creation, incarnation, conservation, annihilation—
the craft of gods is complex, hard.
No one was ever born omnipotent,
nor ever neared that notional capacity
who was not dedicated, disciplined.
These ranks of opal urns
arrayed like China's terra-cotta warriors
on the mantel-shelf you chicks delight to call
the Milky Way—each has a story to it—
archimage, scops-owl, handmaiden,
conscript, ghost-fish, Penzanceman.
That
one? A monk too fond of food.
Yet there is always profit.
The catastrophe at Gamalama taught me hope;
my submission to the crush of Zeus's hand
confirmed my self-restraint,
and saw to it I don't forget affection's fallacy.
My brood-mates wolfed the fruit
and boxed my beak;
the nesting hen and cock both shrugged.
But as Yeshua said, “The last are first.”
At least they have a
shot
at it, I think.
So when Hephaistos begged my help—
exactly,
yes, God's
actual
First Son,
the one who stitched my left half to my right,
who set my bill back in its jaw—
so when he begged my help
to re-inspire Zeus's effigy,
to lure him from the comfort of the ashes
of his trophy wife by common law,
I told him, quickly, “Count me in.”
He said:
“They're half in
this
urn, half in
that.
You hear those doting lover's coos?
It's has to stop. I want to sentence him
to go on with his shitty life indefinitely,
as
he
did
me
. I drafted plans—
my
aspiration, once,
was to be Muse of Architects,
did you know that?—
to build a holodome, an office building sim:
an elevator lobby and an upstairs hall,
framed artwork on the walls all perfectly innocuous,
a consultation room, Venetian curtains drawn,
a smoke-and-mirror world like in
The Matrix
or
Mission Impossible.
What I need you to do—
nobody fiddles Zeus's heart-strings
with more virtuosity than you—
is to entice him back out here
with that pathetic poor-hurt-parrot call.”
Experience brings precision,
and precision, accomplishment.
I want you one day to be proud too
of whatever you effect by force of will.
My nine poor orphans,
do you think you understand?
Your mother, no, she never really got it right,
she cherrypicked her lovers' memories
and thought the truth
would never come to light.
She nurtured you on fantasies,
encouraged you to dabble, as if ducks, in sediment,
to shut your lids
and nose around in—browse on—
mysteries that offer tasty braird and sprouts
to deep-sea acolytes who bow and scrape
to keep dreams out of sight,
yet ever in the mind—
but she is still your mother,
and each one of you is bright.
Children! Contemplate the reliquaries
lined up on this altar ledge.
Can any part of you believe
their contents are inert, incapable, extinct,
and sit there idly twiddling their thumbs
awaiting—
What?
Is
that
the nature of things?
Or does the bigger picture ask more toughness
intellectually?
A more engaged approach?
The grander scheme—
survival in a state that's worth surviving
in—
asks much of us.
When Phaestos threw his switch,
I placed my bill between the sighing urns,
Lee-Strasberged back
to scalding in the flood of molten rock,
and desolately whimpered,
“Fuck!”
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September 17, 2011, 12:26:42 AM »
by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 18 – Miriam to Zeus, in Urn:
Do you hear
a distant rumble,
a machinelike
fuck fuck fuck?
Who does that
remind you of?
He's out there
somewhere,
isn't he?
Come here.
Hah!
How much
herer
could you be?
I mean
come closer spiritually.
Inside this
mummy case
of sooty dust,
the noise outside
isn't as thunderous
as it would like
to think.
Now, over in
the other urn,
I wonder if
the same thing's
happening or if
our other halves
re-recombined
to different DNA.
Is that
us?—
Hear
it?—
Whispers?—
dry red phosphorus
to powdered glass?
There's no
imperative to care.
We're bits
and pieces
99.9% burnt off,
and 99.9%
of what is left,
irrevocably lost,
then the remainder
cut like cards,
half dealt
and half a cairn
for junkyard
cats and curs
to paw,
and we
don't even know
which half of
which 1/10
of 1% we are:
but it's enough
we're here.
fuck fuck fuck
Fuck!
Is that a puff
of ash where
your left
phantom ear
pricked up?
You
sack
of shit!
A single atom
of your entity
is all it takes,
I swear!
Each microsec
the earth averts
its face
and stars roar
as the universe's
membrane beats
a terrified retreat
inevitably there
spring to life
another fifty ways
to leave
your lover.
[“Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover,” Paul Simon, Still Crazy After All These Years. 1975]
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by
Tom Riordan
Muse's Advisory, Sept. 19
1. Downstairs In the Lobby
Euterpe:
“God says...”
The typewriter bell rings
and the carriage returns.
Cantell, evangelist,
is losing feeling in his hands.
Ambrosia crusted on
his penis burns.
“Jehovah was a lecherous fat Turk,”
the Cretan Kazantzakis wrote.
“He fingered the Muses
but that was as far as he got.”
Tom, let me tell you what to write.
As soon as you put down your pen,
the handsome jackals congregate
like wraiths, and far birds start
to trace slow halos on the sky.
You have to plant
a big warm piece of meat
to cover your escape.
This isn't anyplace
for dabbling and diddling,
for monkey-dancing,
dilettante and debutante.
Of nine of us, I took the keenest
interest in your character.
I know who's in the jars upstairs
on your fake mantelpiece.
I've followed you—
how
many steps?
I split my dower into eighths
to bribe my sisters and make sure
I'd be the one to meet you here.
The elevator's coming...
7...
6...
5...
4...
3...
Wait until the final second,
then we'll dash inside
and I'll de-synchronize the worm gears
and the door cascade
so that the car can't take on
any other passengers—
and there I'll be,
alone with you—
and finally free
to kiss the perfect crescent
at the tip of your big toe.
Don't answer yet.
Your final line, however it comes out,
will seal my fate—
but no,
no
pressure—
do you understand?
I cast my lot with you as permanently,
trustingly, as parting lovers
commend strands of one another's hair
to heart-shaped lockets.
Somebody's got to notify your family
once you're gone.
Yes, you'll still mope around,
and wash the dishes,
mutter darkly as you switch off
carelessly left blazing lights,
take garbage out,
still kiss the kids goodnight,
and grope the missus—
the part of you I'll take
may not be missed at all—
the high, surprised note in your voice
when the elevator door glides shut
and you discover who I really am.
I always had the most extraordinary eyes.
That's what was asked of me
and what I gave.
And what have
you
that fits
my
bill?
You know exactly what I'm going to name:
I feel you subtly, subconsciously
withdrawing it, secreting it away.
Tom.
Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.
Who do you think
you're putting something over on?
Give me that Chinese take-out bag.
Now,
take your pants down.
Yes. Right here.
Now, touch your toes.
Yes, both palms pressed flat
to the well-buffed marble floor.
Your grotesque characters are dead.
They make their way, today, as ash.
Not you. You still feel hope—
still subject to my regiment.
Ding!
Stand up, quickly!
Come, step in!
2. Upstairs in the Office
Miriam:
I see we interrupted your Chinese.
What is that, shrimp in black bean sauce
and vegetable lo mein? I'm
starved!
No, thanks.
Alright, but
just one tiny bite.
Zeus:
So, Doctor T., I still can't die—
but thanks to brother Phaestos
I'm 3/4 blind in both my eyes!
My gentle daughters nine,
who I despise, if truth were told,
take turns hand-holding me
at myriad appointments made
with quacks and charlatans like you
who grope to re-root happy thoughts
into the muck inside my mind.
Oh, yes, I've
taken
pills!
Talk therapy?
Till blue.
Re-visioning the story of my life?
We've tried that too.
That's why, although your meter
has a lively spring to it,
I haven't so much as
a eunuch's wife's cunt's
shred of faith in you.
My
wife?
Oh, here we go again!
I think
professional virgin
is the technical term.
She says she'll love me till the end,
but hasn't even let me
see
her bush
since Burning Angel aired that spread
on “Waking Up With Strange Trim”
New Year's Day, 2010.
I love her too, don't get me wrong.
We've had our ups and downs,
only not for a very long time.
No, Doc, I'm
joking!
Lighten up! Pull off that frown!
My lovely little girl Euterpe's
one your most ardent fans!
Why
can't
we talk about
your
facts of life?
Why does it have to be
my
way-too-thoroughly-raked-over
failings with
this
child or
that
wife?
The truth? Nobody wants to hear it—
that's one thing that hasn't changed.
My girls have made flirtation with you
shrink-wrapped, self-styled geniuses
the highlight of their woeful, isolated lives.
Don't say
I
hold them back,
manipulate them into being
lifelong handmaids to my own depression.
It's only grudgingly—for
them—
I'm here.
I
want Pandora and her swarm of ills
to come and punch my ticket!
I
want to locate the bucket
and kick it.
Why
can't
I moon and wallow, if I like?
Why can't I redefine myself as Omni-Impotent?
You and Euterpe, trot along to Ang Lee's porno flick.
Feel free to take my wife—
leave me alone here in the cold and dark
to play cat's cradle with what used to be my prick.
Miriam:
I hear this sad-ass bullshit every day!
I'm terrified I'll hear it till eternity!
I know it's quite a lot to ask, Tom,
this late in the game,
but is there some way to rewrite a bit
and have me to tell the tall, dark stranger
in the road outside my father's house:
“No thanks, I'm not that kind of dame”?
With everything I've learned,
I have a feeling I could live the kind of life
you fucking
read
about!
Tom,
one
more bite?
Besides experience, what else have I to show?
I'm hitting goddam menopause—
at least I think I am, how do you tell for sure,
it's been six, seven months?—
and Zeus tells anyone who cares to hear
I've been an albatross
around his neck the last 200 years.
I might have clung, moped, nagged a bit,
but my life's been no bed of roses, has it?
Yeshua pulled up stakes
2000
years ago,
and hasn't shown one ounce of interest
in my happiness. And Yusuf—please excuse me,
but no Cock Ace in the first place—
left me high and dry, and now re-woos me
as an alcoholic tele
van
gelist?
Man
kind
has profited, you say?
Doc, time put the Purple Kush away!
Before this dullard's sperm attacked my egg
the world was cruel and human nature stank
but it was still a golden age for men and arts
because the voice of gods was vital, frank:
you sluiced out of your mother's womb
on shit and piss and blood, then paid
your taxes for the right to eat the holy
farts of sacred cows, till finally you died.
Tom:
Dad, Mom—is it too soon to call you that?—
Pak
Zeus and
Mami
Miriam, as St. Paul said?—
Zeus:
Don't even breathe that lousy opportunist's name!
Tom:
—you're having one or two bad days
or weeks or months or years,
but if you'd add up all the pros and cons
and take the slightly longer view—
Zeus:
Excuse me, Doc,
but who the fuck are
you
to tell
us
how to count
or what to view?
Tom:
If you would shut your yap just once
and listen to a different take
on what gods can or cannot be and do,
you might be pleasantly surprised
to find out there's still hope for you—
Go, finish it.
I ate my fill.
Miriam:
Thanks, Tom.
Zeus:
Why not? Why look like
half
a cow?
Tom:
—to find out that the son you disinherited
is man and god enough
to make you proud you're you—
Zeus:
Oh, cut that crap! And cut the rhyme!
You're blowing smoke!
That dud is lucky if he ends up
shoveling manure or bottling Coke.
Euterpe:
Stop interrupting, Dad!
You've had
over 1000 lines to speak.
Please let Tom wrap this fucking epic up—
Zeus:
—and
what?
Euterpe:
Is that what's eating you?
You
like
it in this poem?
Miriam:
You put your finger on the thorn
stuck in the mighty lion's paw!
This gig brought Zeus to life—
of course he's scared of going back
to being little more than Google hits.
Though I've been more than kept alive
by my admirers and supplicants,
I'm horrified myself to think
I'll have to close my lips and legs
and sweetly grin again while sobbing women
kneel and light 6-hour votive candles—
stand on sideboards watching
pedophile priests get plastered—
be consigned to bobbling my head
on Lublin van and Fiat Punto dashes.
Euterpe:
That
isn't
going to happen.
Is
it, Tom?
Tom:
I haven't really thought it through, but—
Euterpe:
You would
never
do that
to my dad and stepmom.
Tom:
—all else being equal—
Zeus:
No! No fucking
way
you're gonna stick us in a
sequel!
Miriam:
The two of you, leave him alone!
Poor kid has clearly got his hands full
ending
this
poem!
Euterpe:
Stepmom
common-law,
boss Zeus around as much as he'll permit—
who doesn't like their guy compliant?—
so please bottle the admonishments
about the way I handle
my
man—
er, I mean my
poet client.
Zeus:
Aha! At last! You're getting
laid!
I knew it!
And now all us other dickless popeyes
in this cockamamie yarn are going to mean little
more than potted palms compared to e. e. casanova here:
I can already read the postings on the wall
of an unfaithful daughter's Facebook page!
But good. I'm glad. It's easier for me to say
goodbye, with you in someone else's hands.
Miriam:
Zeus!
No!
Tom, help us! Tell him not to leave!
Sweet god,
before you irretrievably resign your role
as low-brow foil to nine highly cultured maids,
as simple, blue-balled john
lured halfway to domestication
by the doe-eyed faux-immaculate
who cast you in her dead-end
third-tier-market roadshow
second-fiddling as her adored son's
absent, passé—yes,
cartoonish—
dad,
before you cite artistic differences
and amateurish operatic plotting—
before you break my heart and go—
How is your stomach
feeling, Tom?
Was that lo mein okay?
I'm getting supernatural cramps,
myself.
Oh Jesus, not again.
I'm spotting...
[Muse's Advisory - The End]
More recent drafts of full poem here:
http://poetrycircle.com/files/muse.doc
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by
silent lotus
thank you Tom !
[Muse's Advisory - The End]
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Tom Riordan
My pleasure, Silent. Tom
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