Hi, it’s Vinnny Junes with PoemWow!
You’ll be saying “Wow” with every vowel.
It’s not Haiku. It’s not a sonnet.
PoemWow!!! Guaranteed to make you want it.
And if you read PoemWow now,
at this special poem site price,
you’ll not only get the first stanza
but you’ll get this second one too
at no additional cost to you.
Now follow along with me.
Let’s take look at what we have so far.
You get the first stanza with four lines, twenty-seven words and punctuation.
The second stanza with five lines, thirty-two words, two commas and a period.
But wait, that’s not all,
by reading PoemWow now
you get this third stanza, a fourth stanza and a single line ending absolutely free.
One more time. It’s PoemWow.
Two stanzas with lines, words and punctuation.
Two additional stanzas and the single line with astrick and period.
That’s a total of twenty-four lines and one hundred ninty-nine words
for the low price of a reading. But wait, there’s more.
If you act now by reading PoemWow again
I’ll double this offer. Just tell ‘em Vinny Junes sent ya.
*spelling and punctuation not guaranteed, offer not valid in all states of mind.
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