it was the publisher's idea, not mine.
jy

http://www.cafepress.com/Yamrus

Designwise, they're very beautiful.
As for the possible utility of wearing one, as I said in "$2":

i did get laid
once after
a girl saw my
e. e. cumming
s

--Tom

this made me laugh out loud!  excellent!  damn, i wish i wrote that!
john