bong thing

my baby wanted a new bong

i told her the bong we have
is good enough

no, she said, you haven’t washed that bong
in two years

it’s disgusting

look, i said, washing a bong
just doesn’t make sense
every time you smoke through a bong
it gets cleaned by the new

i want a new bong, she said

no, i said

we don’t have money for a new bong
plus we’re almost out of hash

okay, she said