Hawaii’s peaks
at almost 14,000 feet
are getting buried
underneath 3’ of snow,
while Hilo at the beach
hits 84°.

If they can do it,
so can you and I!
An early AM
knockdown drag-out
mustn’t slam the door
on fun in bed tonight.

Mahalo! Aloha! Hula!
Lei! Luau! Ukulele!
O surfer girl!
Snow bunny hop!
I’m sorry that I called you
hardass cow.